TMZ’s Linnocent Defense Fund (not really, but yeah, pretty much) has taken a turn for the worse as of late. While they used to publish every little delicious crack-lie that came out of “a source close to Linnocent” (Mother Crackhead), these days they’ve made the editorial decision to push for Linnocent to take a plea deal. Early Tuesday, TMZ had yet another report in the same vein – you can read it here. Basically, they laid out the prosecutor’s case against Linnocent, which includes her multiple probation violations, and her history of crack thievery.
I expect that from both Radar and TMZ these days. Even Page Six – all of the seedier, more tabloid media outlets are still reporting on every little detail of Linnocent (which I happily read, because Linnocent makes me laugh). But I never expect an outlet like People Magazine to go all gritty with an unnamed source making comments about Linnocent’s lack of sobriety. People Mag’s article starts out just recapping what Page Six has reported the past week – that Lindsay has been partying her crack off in NYC, staying out until the wee hours of the morning, always with a Red Bull at her side. And then People doubles-down.
Lindsay Lohan is facing a felony charge and working to get her career back on track, but none of that seems to be slowing down the actress, who may be returning to court as early as Friday in L.A.
While spending time in New York City over the last week, Lohan, 24, calmed her nerves with a string of nightclub outings, reportedly hitting seven different hotspots in four days.
On Thursday while at Riff Raff an onlooker tells PEOPLE that Lohan was “with a girlfriend and she was clutching onto her signature can of Red Bull. She was definitely in a partying mood.”
Also on Thursday, Lohan hit up SL and 1Oak where a clubgoer says Lohan wasn’t drinking. “She was in a great mood having a good time catching up with friends, dancing,” the clubgoer says.
Adds the clubgoer: “She was under a microscope because people were waiting to see if she was going to drink, but she didn’t.”
While multiple club sources say the starlet made sure to stay away from alcohol, an insider at one of Lohan’s other stops says the actress was back to her old ways.
“Saturday night at [new restaurant] Beauty & Essex, Lindsay was at a table with her brother and sister,” the source says. “She was ordering and drinking cocktails, texting nonstop, taking pictures and acting a little crazy.”
Yet another source at the same club insists the actress was not drinking. Instead, Lohan ordered beer-battered lobster tacos, chicken meatballs in wild mushroom truffle sauce and seared nori spiced tuna.
Legal Trouble?
But even without any drinking involved, could Lohan – who by rules of her probation is forbidden to go to places where alcohol is the primary item of sale – get in legal trouble for her nightlife antics?According to L.A. criminal defense attorney Steve Sitkoff, who is unaffiliated with the case, this is a gray area. “A prosecutor could very well collect evidence that Lohan’s been frequenting these places as grounds for a probation violation or having her bail revoked, which could lead to jail time,” he says.
“However,” Sitkoff adds, “the definition of a place where alcohol is the chief item of sale is sometimes murky, especially if the establishment also doubles as a restaurant.”
As for how Lohan’s recent habits could affect her recovery, one expert says the star’s current lifestyle is problematic.
“This will definitely lead back to relapse,” Howard Samuels, founder and CEO of the Hills Treatment Center in Los Angeles, tells PEOPLE. “There’s no question about that because the behavior hasn’t changed. I don’t have an issue with sober people going to clubs, but they usually go with tons of other sober people, and they’re sober a year, two years, three years. Recovery is all about taking contrary action to the way that you used to be.”
Continues Samuels: “It’s going to take a lot more personal pain in her life in order to break through the denial that she has to make a major life change.”
The L.A. probation department, as well as Lohan’s lawyer Shawn Holley, had no comment on any of these reports.
[From People]
So, Lindsay is drinking again. It’s official, because People Magazine reported it. Although I’m sure many of us have our doubts as to whether she ever really STOPPED drinking in the first place. I mean, not even a SCRAM stopped her from drinking and snorting. Ugh. So, yeah… Linnocent and Mother Crackhead are probably doing tequila shots right now.
Vintage Lohan, from Purple Magazine.
And I thought she was giving up drugs for Lent. Seriously, she and her dad need to be locked up.
Uch. I have never seen that first picture before. Crown of Thorns? Jesus was persecuted for his faith and did NOTHING wrong. Lilo, you are not Christlike at all. If I didn’t like her before seeing that picture, I sure as hell don’t like her now.
Are her panties hanging down in the second pic? Gross. I’m not surprised.
That last picture could be called- “Lyndsay takes a dump on her career”. Klassy.
Isn’t it really hard for recovering alcoholics to go to places where everyone is drinking? Are we really to believe that after about a month of her 4th rehab trip she is “cured” of addiction? You’d have to be an idiot to believe she was in a club and didn’t drink.
Doesn’t anyone actually care about what’s happening to her? You’d think somebody would just say no to her for once. Cut off the money. The resources. I don’t get it.
Let’s not forget Lindsay was drinking while she was at Betty Ford. Her refusal to take a breathalyzer after she came back from a bar is what lead to her violent outburst with the staffer. If she didn’t stop drinking while she was in rehab, I find it hard to believe she’s sober now.
She and her dad need adjoining cells.
Talk about rehab! HA
Oh hell, she could have ordered alcohol free cocktails, so there is still no fire here.
Maybe she is living it out, because she knows she is going to the slammer house.
At this point nobody knows what the situation is, even TMZ doesn’t know if she will take the plea or go to trial. It has been pretty quiet today, when everybody is expecting an answer this very day whether or not to take it, which seems pretty odd to me.
The story continues…..
All I want to know is: what’s on her right index finger in that last pic? Is it a wart? A spider? A Photoshop mistake? What is that thing??
Celia, it’s a tattoo that says “Shhh” because she thinks she’s so GD original.
This girl is tired and it’s making ME tired. She just needs to be on house arrest in a rehab or sober facility and if that doesn’t work, put the girl in jail and let her work out her own mess. She’s had entirely too many chances.
Here’s one for you gals. This morning I was reading a quote on the financial channel by the President of the Federal Reserve Bank in Dallas. He said,” Congress must give up their Lindsay Lohan habits of addictively spending money we don’t have and shoplifting our children’s future.
Kaiser, there was no mention of “crack-head” nor did the article referrence your threads.
Article on CNBC website.
She is just so gross. I have to go shower and try to wash the ick of me from just looking at her.
“Isn’t she an artist? Artists do crazy things. It is art. It is about art. You cannot put art in a box. You cannot define art. Artists play by different rules.” — Mother Crackhead.
I always love it when these messed up celebs do the “crown of thorns” pic, like they’re so innocent, virtuous, and persecuted. It should probably offend me, but it is so laughably pathetic that it should act as an identifier — “misc celeb in pic completely guilty of everything charged”
@ brin – LMAO! Agreed!
(I’m looking forward to our next court tailgaiting party Friday! 😉 )
She did her old trick with the vodka filled water bottle and Red Bull. She probably never ordered a drink so the establishment can claim ignorance. She is so predictable it’s boring.
And is anyone actually surprised to hear this??? I mean c’mon, there is no way in hell Lindsay has ever been sober, her lifestyle is the same. She manages to stop snorting and drinking when she needs to but is soon back to both.
U know Dina is def sharing out the white stuff and shots with her darling ‘child’
God, Lindsay def needs jail time…far too many chances that she doesn’t deserve
So c’mon, let’s all Jedi mind control Lindsay to say No Dea to the plea
Am also convinced that Lindsay thinks she’s just living the life of a hedonistic star and will be remembered like many of the great rebellious actors before our time
However she will just be remembered for a lying, klepto hooker Addict & alcoholic who wasted her life and didn’t actually achieve anything worthwhile
Girl is so f’ing delusional!
Hi happygirl….I’ll be there with the tequila-filled Jolly Ranchers!
She’s such a classy girl.
Her water bottle is solid vodka. And she used to have people top up her red bulls with vodka beneath the bottle service tables. Of course she’s still drinking. She would never directly order a drink though, I call BS on that one.
But she was out partying with her siblings? Just how many of them are legal age?
Two things-
Beer battered, lobster taco’s? Really? YUM!
Yeah, the rehab people seriously have no hope of an addict “recovering” if they spend their time with the same people who helped them into addiction, and if they chose to (ha!) “test” themselves with clubs, bars, etc. Crackypants never got sober! She just played a big expensive con on the state of CA.
This is news? Did anyone expect her to actually stay sober and work on it?
Feh. I’ll bring the laced chips and dip.
I think People is rubbish since all they seem to do is kiss celebrities’s backsides but if they are reporting she’s drinking, then yeah. She’s drinking. That doesn’t surprise me at all since It’s Laloco Lohan. I’m just waiting for her to fuck up again. I know it’s sad, but when she screws up, I get such pleasure out of it. It’s like “how fucking stupid can one person be?”
Wow you suck in Hollywood when People magazine turns on you. In Lindsay’s rattled brain, she probably figures why change if it’s the only thing keeping public interest on her.
Now this really shocks me…..and no I could not keep a straight face while typing this.
I’ll be at the tailgater with my hundred rolled up tight and ready to snort more of her lies and bullshit!
@Eileen
So nice to see you out and about!!! You look marrrrrvalous!!!
Morning, Ladies! *waves to brin, Rita, happygirl* Can’t wait for our next tailgating adventure! Maybe this time will be more satisfying than last.
I’ll bring the vodka Coco-Puffs. Now, who has those mug-shot shot glasses, for our Shots of Delusion?
On topic: Have these “sources” ever been made aware of the phenomenon of drinking PRIOR to going to the club? I mean, really!
And while I don’t drink Red Bull, I do know that vodka is a very popular additive to it. Yes, I drink vodka, but I’m not contaminating it with Red Bull – YUCK!
Thanks Rita! Let me just say-LR won the battle but won’t win the war! Its not over! Just not going to play out on twitter!
I’m not going to get bullied into shutting up. I didn’t survive a car accident at 15 where I had short term memory loss for 2 years and then almost die from a rare strain of pneumonia 2 years ago to be kicked and stalked from some crazy P.O.S. yodeler. Lord Noes! 😉
And when this is over I’m going to open my bottle of 2002 Cakebread Chardonnay I’ve been saving for a special occasion. If you ever get on Facebook-please, look me up!!!
Ugh, she is just all kinds of nasty! Blech!
there really should be a warning with these photos. not a NSFW warning, but a “not suitable for human eyes” warning. good lord.
My favorite is the last one with the giant scab on her knee. That is so very sexy. :vomit:
*returning waves to Bellaluna* I feel so much more at home when you’re here.
@Eileen
Le’s craziness got out on the web because of you. She lost. For the first time I can remember this site removed the comment bar from that thread the next day. Probably because they didn’t want to pour through the over night comments. You feel good about yourself and don’t feel cheated.
@Rtia-I know it was exposed, but we all know its not going to stop until this harassment is proven. Witchy is already back.
Speaking from experience as an alcoholic/addict, Lindsay WILL NOT stop her drinking/drugging until SHE DECIDES this is what she wants…until she has NO OTHER OPTIONS to choose from. She won’t even consider stopping/choosing recovery, until there are but (roughly) THREE CHOICES LEFT, WHICH ARE: 1)recovery, 2) incarceration, or 3)continue drinking/using & fade off into the horizon (the way of many child prodigy “stars”) till the bitter end, giving up her “star status” because the effects of drinking/drugs have ruined her health & beauty. It is sad indeed (and I’m not even a fan of Lindsay) she continues to make the same choices…to drink and do drugs. I remember it was widely-reported not too long ago that Lindsay was quoted as saying her days of frequenting nightclubs were over. Obviously she’s had a change of heart. Addicts/alcoholics are prisoners emotionally/mentally due to the age at which they started drinking/using. They WILL NOT MATURE/GROW EMOTIONALLY & SPIRITUALLY until they STOP USING ANYTHING/EVERYTHING THAT ALTERS THEIR REALITY/PERCEPTION/STATE OF MIND. This explains why Lindsay continues to make bad choices, and why she has an obvious lack of impulse control (stealing, drinking/drugging, going to nightclubs all the time, surrounding herself w/ONLY sycophants (“yes” people who kiss her ass).
I did not EVEN CONSIDER recovery until I was court-ordered INVOLUNTARILY to a 28-day state rehab facility COUPLED W/THE THREAT OF GOING TO PRISON. That was my wake-up call. I’ve had relapses over a period of twenty years, (alcohol & addiction are VERY PATIENT, CUNNING, & BAFFLING DISEASES) but I am clean & sober today, & have been for awhile now. Please understand that I’m not trying to justify or condone Lindsay’s behavior, as there is NO RATIONAL EXPLANATION AS TO WHY SHE ALWAYS MAKES WRONG CHOICES. Rather I’m attempting to relay how difficult and complex her situation is. I just REALLY WISH that some judge would sentence her to some serious jail time…that way she’d be forced to see and experience the consequences of her bad choices. I ask you all to consider this…why wouldn’t Lindsay choose to go on drinking, drugging, and stealing, as SHE’S REALLY NOT PAID ANY HIGH PRICE AS A CONSEQUENCE. It saddens & sickens me that she’s been given every chance, and that any attempt at recovery (however weak) has been thwarted by her addict/ alcoholic parents and money-hungry, famewhore sycophant hangers on. Her life has been WAY TOO EASY, unfortunately.
Lindsay’s MAIN PROBLEMS are: 1)MONEY..the fact that she can still pamper herself, hire “yes people,” and all the other frills/privileges/entitlements that come w/$, 2)Mama Crackhead and Daddy Thug are MAJOR ENABLERS, as they do not condone or try to stop Lindsay’s behavior for fear that they may also suffer reprisals such as “lack of headlines,” because, let’s face it…Mama Crackhead and Papa Thug are famewhores, as well 3)other enablers such as the “handlers” she surrounds herself with (atty Shawn Chapman, publicist, papparazi & other minions) that WON’T DARE speak the truth to Lindsay..for fear of getting canned, and last, but not least…4)FAME..the fact that she attracts attention from paparrazi & that each & every time SHE DOES SCREW UP AGAIN she receives “attention.” Although this attention is negative…which is negative reinforcement..Lindsay, as sick as she is, perceives this negative reinforcement as encouragement to continue her aberrant behavior, ergo her poor choices and subsequent actions are topics du jour in every newsrag & gossip column across the country.
Lindsay’s alcoholism/addiction will continue unabated until she hits ROCK BOTTOM. ROCK BOTTOM for Lindsay would be…an inability to be perceived as “pertinent” in society…& one outcome of such would be that she’s no longer able to command/earn fees for movies, photo-ops (modeling gigs), etc. If she loses her income, then out goes her “minions” she can no longer afford, also her inability to earn income would also mean that Mama Crackhead and Papa Thug would no longer pander to Lindsay, as her relevance to their own fame-whoring ends is decreased. Also, please note, Mama Crackhead & Papa Thug ARE DEFINITELY ADDICTS (& Papa is an admitted alcoholic..& Mama Crackhead could possibly be alcoholic, as well) & since they are also narcissistic fame whores, as well…it DOES NOT BEHOOVE THEM to help their daughter w/her alcohol/addiction issues because they WOULD ALSO HAVE TO LOOK AT THEIR OWN SAME ALCOHOL/DRUG ISSUES, so sadly, it is way easier for them to co-sign Lindsay’s rationalizing/justifying than to put their foot down & actually admit their deficiencies & recover. If Lindsay’s ability to earn $, be relevant to the press…which also means a lack of relevance to potential employers were to be negatively affected, then Lindsay WOULD HAVE TO COME TO GRIPS/TERMS W/HER ALCOHOL/DRUG ISSUES. However, this IS NOT GOING TO HAPPEN UNTIL LINDSAY IS TREATED/SENTENCED by the judicial system as if she were an “ordinary person.” The judge of present actually gave Lindsay MORE TIME TO RECONSIDER HIS VERY GENEROUS OFFER OF MINIMAL INCARCERATION…name me a judge that would have been so gracious to an “ordinary person!!!”
Lindsay Lohan, human turd.
Ick Nast. That is all.
I like that, original kate. “not suitable for human eyes” NSFHE. Totally fits with this lunatic.
As we’ve all said a million times, if she were taking any of this seriously, she wouldn’t be out partying. And yeah, when People, the publicist’s dream, rats you out, you’re done.
Sometimes having looks can Not be a necessarily good thing, this is just an example of it. I feel this girl is just so darn good looking has a vivacious personality which is how and why she got into show business in the first place as a child for these reasons, but as an adult (topped with having tons of money at your disposal and NO ONE to tell you NO) it doesn’t make for an easy combination.
Shes a young girl with an outgoing over the top kind of personality, topped with looks and cash and NO parental guidance, its a recipe for trouble. Shes just been doing what she wants for too long, she was probably a precocious overly curious and intelligent child, i mean you can see that in Parenthood so shes just not that easy kind of person you can ‘reign in’ at this point and personally i feel the jewelry store did have an agenda to make a buck, so at the end of the day shes under a microscope and being in the business shes in with all the temptations and pitfalls its probably gonna be a neverending drama she needs to leave LA and go do some charity work overseas for a while to focus on something else other then spending loads of money and partying.
Hopefully when shes a little older she’l look back and see this was just a dum phase that i guess we all go through in one way or another in the 20s.
OMG sorry girls! Had to work! LOL…ok, cannot wait for all the crack snacks!! I’m bringing something special this time! =)
So…I just read somewhere that she has REFUSED the plea deal and will go to trial…anyone else hear that? And if that’s true…will we still be tailgating Friday??
@happygirl
I get the giggles just knowing you’re on line. TMZ reported she wants to go to trial. Personally, I think she is such a coward that she wants to delay the enevitable as long as she can no matter what the risk or expense. Her attorney will no doubt ask for continuance after continuance.
Plleeaaassee! As if its Red Bull in the can! She is drinking – just not in public eye. She is an addict.
anonymous- You need glasses.
@ Rita ~ **Hi!!** 🙂 Always good to see you, love! I wholeheartedly agree. She is a coward, and I hope that eventually, all of the crack nonsense stops with the judge (or the jury) and that at some point, she is held accountable. It’s so beyond frustrating that you or I could never have gotten away with 1/4 of what she’s gotten away with.
@ Kim ~ Agreed! That was the FIRST thing I thought about the “red bull” constantly in her hand. 😉
@ Rita – Aww! Thank you. Me too. I really like the way some of us feed off each other and just really go to town on these stories. It’s awesome!
@ happygirl – Absolutely! We never know what kind of crack shenanigans she’s going to pull: maybe she’ll be late again; maybe the judge will pull his head out of his butt and throw the book at her (ah-ha-ha-ha-haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa – whoo! ok, sorry) *picks self up off floor, wipes tears from eyes*; maybe (sharp inhalation of anticipation) she’ll ADMIT SHE’S WRONG!
OK, we all know that’s not going to happen. But it’ll be a rockin’ tailgate nonetheless, when the three-ring-crack-circus court shenanigans are in town! 😉 And we’re here to comment, of course.
And Ladies, just think of the countless hours of entertainment a trial will entail. My goodness, we’ll have to take vacation time for all the tailgating we’ll be doing!
@the original bellaluna, Rita & happygirl: Damn she’d better not get too many continuances or I’ll need rehab just from the on-going crack tailgating! 😉
@ the original bellaluna ~ ahhhhahahahahahahahha!! I just LITERALLY rolled on the floor laughing! You are SO RIGHT!! Oh, gosh, um…let me..go…check the vacation calendar at work RIGHT NOW …wait…I’m off work now..Ok, then, TOMORROW!! Countless. Hours. Of. ENTERTAINMENT!!
**searches Crack Recipe book for more crack snack ideas for the glorious days of tailgating to come!**
Edit ~ @ Eileen – always good to see you!! LOL I love it. Rehab for crack tailgating!! Haha!!
PARTAYYYYY-Happygirl & rita! See Who deleted their acct??? We are celebrating!!! ~~~~~~~