Last year, Chelsea Handler and 50 Cent began “dating”. No one really knew if they were actually dating or if they were just doing some kind of mutual stunt queen thing. They posed for Twit-pics together, and even got a pap’d a few times. The romance, real or fake, was short-lived however. I know, shocking. Who would have thought that a racist drunk and an A-list rapper wouldn’t be able to work in the long run?

So Chelsea and 50 split up or whatever, and almost immediately Chelsea began “dating” Andre Balazs. I actually think Chelsea really likes Andre, and she’s reportedly been very possessive of him when they’re out at parties. But Chelsea couldn’t just let the 50 Cent “breakup” go, and Us Weekly had a suspiciously Chelsea-friendly article about how Chelsea had left 50 “heartbroken” after their split.

Now 50 Cent covers the new issue of Vibe, and he sets the record straight about Chelsea. Part of it is a compliment… part of it is not.

“Chelsea is confident. I think confidence is the sexiest thing about a person. She’s the kind of person that if you’re blessed with the opportunity to hang out with her, you’ll enjoy it. I’m not sure you’ll look at her and actually want to jump over the table and f-ck her, but you might. You would leave after talking with her feeling that she is a cool person.”

[From Vibe]

“I’m not sure you’ll look at her and actually want to jump over the table and f-ck her, but you might.” So… 50 Cent is saying Chelsea is a fun person to get wasted and coked up with, but that she’s the opposite of sexy? Sounds about right.

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