Paris Hilton has some deep fashion advice for Sarah Palin

Once in a while I ask myself: are all the great style mavens gone? While people can still list a few greats, I find most of them debatable. I mean Posh Spice and Katie Holmes, really? But I see how the argument could be made, I just don’t think there’s really any women with a legendary fashion sense around anymore. Except the obvious: Paris Hilton. She really is our little shining star.

Paris has made a big joke out of her involvement in politics. And it’s kinda cute and works for her in her way, so I’ll stand for it. But it generally works best when Paris is reading scripted material. Paris Hilton on her own is not the wittiest woman you’ll ever meet – sorry to shock and disappoint. But apparently she thinks she’s gotten enough experience in current events to act as a political consultant, because she’s got all sorts of deep, helpful advice for republican Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin.

Paris Hilton keeps on making cracks about politics.

In November’s Harper’s Bazaar, the heiress – who just taped a second FunnyorDie spoof in which she runs for “fake president” – talks about Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, the White House and her own presidential style.

“My advice to Sarah Palin is, you’ve got a hot bod; don’t keep it to yourself,” Hilton jokes. “Why wear a pantsuit when you can wear a swimsuit? Welcome to the Lower 48, girlfriend.”

[From Us Weekly]

Even though the article is in Harper’s Bazaar, it seems like Hilton’s answers were probably still written by the people at FunnyorDie. The phrasing is a little vague, but I’m going to assume that’s the case, because the interview is funny as hell. And if Paris Hilton really is that witty, I’m going to be seriously, seriously upset. Because she’s done a damn good job playing a complete moron.

Here’s Paris after a busy Wednesday night out on the town. She’s photographed at Kyashi restaurant, The Kingly Club and Silver Club. WENN points out that she’s wearing some extra hideous hair extensions, and wonders if they’re from her own line for Sally Beauty. Images thanks to WENN.

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19 Responses to “Paris Hilton has some deep fashion advice for Sarah Palin”

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  1. chrissy says:

    she is really starting to look old.

  2. Frenchie says:

    I was thinking the same thing and that she looked skiny, with really cavitious cheeks, which enhance her nose… She might have money for make-up, fancy dress, and salon, but she really is not beautiful or even pretty. She used to be young and rich, now she is going for only rich…

  3. Allie says:

    Coloured contacts never sit properly in the eye and the close up of her face looks just downright creeptastic because of it. Probably not the best idea for her to make her eyes any more wonky than they already are.

  4. Codzilla says:

    Paris is ugly, no doubt. Yikes.

  5. vdantev says:

    That dead animal look in the eyes, ick.

  6. chaz says:

    i agree dante, what happened to her real eye? i sure would like to know the back story on how she got that glass one!

  7. Jaclyn says:

    I like her new show, BFF (even though it does look fake…), she definitely isn’t as pretty as she used to be.

  8. daisy424 says:

    Agree Allie. I think brown eyes are beautiful, why does she feel the need to change them 🙄

  9. Iz says:

    She has my grandma’s knees.

  10. Gracie says:

    Both her hair and the angle of the shot makes her look bad.

  11. Gigohead says:

    😯 oh boy..Paris is looking..boney..give the girl a cheeseburger and a new face while we are at it.

  12. rlr260 says:

    Jeez, she’s got that “dead behind the eyes” look.

  13. Trillion says:

    There’s no way Paris Hilton knows what “lower 48” means.

  14. geronimo says:

    Difficult to do dumb but cute when you look like this. Why is she being indulged like this?? She’s a vapid, witless moron with money and a severe care of arrested development. But hey, she’s entertaining, right? 🙄

  15. reasonstobecheerfulpart2 says:

    Love the headline, deep fashion advice 😆 😆 😆

  16. Larissa says:

    she is looking like a 40 y/o Barbie
    lol

  17. Baholicious says:

    Sorry, when she said “welcome to the lower 48 girlfriend” I did laugh. That was a good one.

    She doesn’t look happy in these pictures. I think maybe she’s at a crossroads in that she doesn’t want to be a party girl anymore, she wants what Nicole has and her little troglodyte Madden accessory probably won’t marry her. Boo to tha Hizzoo.

  18. Codzilla says:

    Trillion: I was thinking the same thing.

  19. kate says:

    i’m sure paris thinks lower 48 is a sexual act of some sort.