As I was looking through the photos for last night’s premiere of Source Code, I grew more and more disturbed. I emailed CB and asked for her opinion. She seemed to agree with me, but we don’t really know what terminology to use when describing what is happening with Jake Gyllenhaal’s pants. My theory is that Jake wanted a slim-cut suit, and somehow he ended up with a traditionally cut suit jacket and too-tight, skinny-cut trousers. CB had two theories – either Jake’s pants are just too tight, for whatever reason, or he’s lost or gained some weight from when the suit was originally cut. It’s very confusing. All I know is that Jake’s pants are a hot mess, and I feel like if he moves a certain way, we’re going to have to cut him out of those pants.
It would be one thing if Jake was wearing skinny jeans. I mean, that would be bad. I hate the skinny jeans thing, on men and women, but it’s a particularly horrible trend for those people who are anything other than whippet-thin. Like Jake. Jake, for all of his sketchiness (IMO), had a nice body. He’s muscular and athletic and well-proportioned. He should just stick with traditional, classic suit cuts and not even mess with skinny-anything.
In other Gyllenews, Jake recently confessed something that makes his relationship with Taylor Swift a little bit more comprehensible. He said in an interview, “I don’t do karaoke or play Rock Band or Guitar Hero but I do play a little Wii Tennis while listening to Whitney Houston. I can’t play Wii Tennis without listening to Whitney Houston actually. I might mention that to Duncan (Source Code director Duncan Jones) as an idea for a movie because that’s right up our alley!” Oh, GOD. Girl, get it together.
Oh, here’s a little Matthew Grey Gubler, for the ladies. He was at the premiere too. Isn’t it funny that MGG looks so butch after we’ve been talking about Jake?
Photos courtesy of WENN.
God The Gubler is HOTT!!!
Maybe he’s got the skinny trousers because he’s crushing on Russell Brand.
Only tall and slender men should wear slim/skinny anything.
That’s the suit Jake wore to his barmistfa. A good Tayor could let-out those pants…. I mean tailor.
Skinny anything on men (and a lot of women) is awful.
What is with all the sad faces Jakey?
Skinny anything on men (and a lot of women) is awful.
What is with all the sad faces Jakey?
MGG love! I just watched that ep in season 5 of Criminal Minds where he cuts off his hair, and had to press pause to LOL after me and JJ said “Well HELLO there!” at exactly the same time.
Why is everyone taking that comment about Wii Tennis and Whitney Houston seriously? It was taken from an interview for Reelz Channel at a press junket for Source Code and he was being facetious. I’ve seen this posted all over the gossip sites and most know he was kidding. Maybe his sense of humor doesn’t translate in print, idk but it was a joke none the less and in regards to the Conan interview – I think he’s aware of the accusations hence the over emphasizing when he was talking about beards. Ho-hum, cue the “Gay!!” comments …
I kid you not, Jake spent 5 minutes on Conan last night talking about beards ~ supposedly the kind you grow on your face. It was surreal – does he not get the irony?
http://www.fanpop.com/spots/jake-gyllenhaal/videos/20556858/title/jake-gyllenhaal-conan-march-28-2011
I think he gained weight ’cause even the jacket doesn’t sit too well on him
yay!! more gubler!!!! 😀
Oh my God! Surprise Gulber just made my day! You DO love us.
MGG is hot on his own!! Please bring him back again for HGF.
Actually, I implore you for a HGF geekfest!!
I don’t get the Gyllenhaal thing. Either of them.
I didn’t understand what the big deal was about Jake Gyllenhaal until I saw Prince of Persia.
Whoo! Boy is cut. Boy is cut and scruffy and has long hair. And he makes my panties drop now, so he can do no wrong. All I will tell my lover about this suit is, “Let’s just get you right out of that.” True story.
I’m no particular Jake fan, but I think the suit looks good, a sort of modern take on a late 60s proportion. Like the color, too.
So glad I clicked on this post! MGG!!! I wish he could get some work in movies. he is so smart and sexy on Criminal Minds.
He’s gorgeous, with those dimples and those dreamboat eyes… I don’t get all the gay vibes people claim they get from him. He just seems kinda nerdy, and quirky. Dorky, not gay. His sister has that same geeky persona.
LOVE him – in and out of that suit
Matthew!!! So beautiful. ::sigh:: Yes, I need help…
personally love skinny jeans/pants on guys and myself… to each his own!
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…and “dick” would be the missing, obvious fourth. That one has awesome publicists!
@Gi–I thought the same thing. He went on and on about “bearded” men. Beards beards beards.
i think jake is hot. too short for me though
I agree that the guy is playing games about his orientation, but I watched a lot of the press crap for Brokeback, and he does joke a lot — often with great skill. The beard thing was probably intentional. It’s his kind of joke; however, he may also want us to discuss piddly things like that so that we don’t think about, for example, where he is hanging out tonight and with whom.
I laughed out loud at his sad face. It’s like a cartoon. I’ve always thought Jake was hot. Rumors aside.