Yesterday, we heard about Prince William’s seemingly-boring stag party in English countryside. The whole thing sounded like a tedious sausage-party with just upper-crust dudes hanging out, drinking, and maybe watching porn. I genuinely hope that William gets another stag party out of this deal, something that involves a real-life female nipple. As opposed to Prince Harry’s ginger nipples, glowing in the ambient light from the porno marathon. Anyway, as it turns out, Kate Middleton also had her “hen party” (bachelorette party) over the weekend too. And it was just as boring as the boys’ party.
Top-secret celebrations aren’t just for the boys. On the heels of the news that Prince Harry pulled off a covert bash for his brother Prince William, it looks like Kate Middleton and her girlfriends have done the same.
Organized by her sister Pippa, 27, Kate’s all-female fete, known as a hen party, took place behind closed doors without paparazzi intrusion.
Pippa is said to have booked four separate venues in London, including the trendy Eighty-Six restaurant, to keep guests (and perhaps the press) guessing. A Dirty Dancing-themed bash at the Middleton home in Bucklebury was said to be planned as well.
Palace officials would not speak in detail about the event, but a source there has confirmed to PEOPLE that Kate, 29, did indeed have a bachelorette party.
So who celebrated with Kate? Princess Beatrice was likely a guest, along with such close pals as Alicia Fox-Pitt, a former classmate, Emilia D’Erlanger and Rose Astor, who’s married to one of William’s old friends, Hugh van Cutsem.
Unlikely to have made an appearance? The shenanigans that bachelorette parties are known for on this side of the pond.
“Kate’s very well-aware the spotlight is on her,” says British society wedding planner Sarah Haywood. “The slightest slip-up wouldn’t go down well.”
Guess Kate can count the big girls’ night out as yet another lesson in her princess education.
[From People]
Not one male stripper? Not one liquor-sloshed moment of dancing with your girls in your panties? Not one special gift – a vibrator for the soon-to-be-princessy vagina? This hen party blows. Seriously, how “bad” would it have been if Kate’s hen party had her falling out of a bar at 3 a.m., only to picked up by a beefy, loin-clothed stripper named Axe? It wouldn’t have been bad. We would have all understood. It would have been hilarious and genuine. I’m disappointed in Waity.
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They are so boring.
It always surprises me how you always have very bad pictures of the very photogenic Kate. I assume this is on purpose. I might have missed some earlier posts but in general do you not like her? I like her and think she is quite attractive. A subdued hen party is alright and I understand her reluctance to upset the Queen right now! Waitey Katey knows how to play the game.
I have it on good authority that the extent of the eroticism involved a dark room and the ladies attaching a plastic phallus to the blender I sent. The royals clapped and giggled as a strobe light flashed with the blender set to intermittent puree.
i wonder what would have happened if the stag- and hen nights turned out to be exactly what we all hoped for…. how awful to be future king and queen of england ad given a strict laundry list of no-noes for even this supposedly last wild night of their lives.
somebody shoot me if i even consider marrying royalty.
Sadly when you marry into the Windsors, certainly at such a high level, you step through a time-warp into the nineteenth century. She’s not allowed to be a real human being any more, not allowed to get drunk or fall over or sip lavish cocktails through penis-shaped straws or run around in high heels and butterfly wings with her mates, with a tutu drooping over one butt cheek as the evening progresses and L-plates on her G-string, trying to keep her joke veil on straight over her joke tiara while she tries to chug a shot of Baileys from between the buttocks of a male stripper, before trying to mediate a bitch fight between two of her friends and ending the night sitting in the gutter with a kebab, waiting for the pink rented limousine to pick them up again. Ah, hen parties.
I can’t even say it’s sexist. Nobody, male or female, married or born in the Royal Family gets to live like a human being, with flaws and fuck-ups and opinions that some might disagree with, or clothes that they might find inappropriate. Rich and pampered as she will undoubtedly be (at the taxpayer’s expense) I feel so sorry for this girl it’s untrue.
Yawn.
I’m sure she’ll get the proper sex etiquette with a prince lesson, too.
1) Lights must be off.
2) No noise must be made aside from the gentle squeak, squeak of the royal bed springs.
3) Mutual satisfaction is highly unlikely, but a princess mustn’t be concerned with that. She will be compensated with jewels and staid clothes.
4) Missionary position only.
5) Oral sex is not royal, and therefore not permissible.
6) Toys, vibrators, and other such plebeian objects are expressly forbidden.
Reason 978,000 why NOT to marry royalty of any sort.
Dirty Dancing with each other?
God, I feel like a bitch, but her sister Pippa is NOT attractive, at all!
@Rita: you need to be a writer! You have quite a lovely way with words.
@Racheal — LOL and loves it !! ; -)
She really looks like she could be Katie Holmes’ sister in that third picture.
@Lenore: Now that sound like an AWESOME hen party,where do I sign up.
Yes, her hen party was boring, just like her.
Why do these girls looks so OLD??? Pippa could be 42, easy. Any why does Waity have that one random short layer on one side of her head and not the other?
The palace could have planned that boring hen do.
Boring, boring, yuck yuck. Why would anyone believe the Palace/Middleton PR machine trying to make Katie into something she is not? An interesting person with any accomplishments other than hanging on for dear life and bagging a prince.
Honestly some people just don’t like strippers. I don’t really understand this cultural push for strippers to be present at the hen/stag celebration as a “right of way” or some other such nonesense.
I find the idea of a strange naked man grinding up on me to be physically disgusting. I’m not really interested in looking at pictures of naked guys either. It’s just not for me, so I don’t really see the argument that Kate was denied anything important.
I totally agree with Lisa Turtle. I’ve planned two bachelorette parties, neither of which had a stripper, both of which rocked. I prefer an evening of celebrating your past/future with your closest friends to a drunken, desperate, grotty ‘last chance to enjoy your freedom’ full of penis straws, flavoured condoms, and greasy men.
But to each their own.
I don’t know why some people refer to Pippa as “the pretty one”. I think Pippa looks like a WAG (although a WAG would have sense enough to get implants).
all the more reason to train in covert operations under the CIA so you can don on disguise and slip away at a moment’s notice or right under the noses of the pap; you need this so you can indulge in a fling or two IN A DIFFERENT COUNTRY every three months, so you can at least remember what it’s like to be alive.
Kate is plain, Pippa is plain, neither girl is much to write home about. Pr.Willie was just happy to get someone to do whatever he wanted and he knew a common, plain girl like Kate would work harder.
Marriage will last until he falls in love with some other girl who models underwear and attracts his attention.
Maybe the party was lame, but I will bet that Wills and Kate do the nasty without any royal protocol. After all, they hooked up in college, where I am sure there was plenty of drunken, lustful, hot and nasty sex between them. Remember, this is not an arranged marriage and Wills and Kate have been together a long time. I bet she can suck the chrome off of a trailer hitch — as we say down south.
Rita that cracked me up.
These two can’t win- if they had outrageous hen and stag nights then the press would have labeled them reckless and gross.
They had subdued parties to avoid the public glare and they are instantly labeled as boring.
^ha! true dat!
tis a pity they have to put up such a FRONT!!!
ah well, maybe it’ll be fun pretending to be something other than what you really are behind closed doors. i mean, they have all the money in the world… what else are they going to do for fun? “D
I don’t see why strippers are considered necessary for a bachelor party. If you still want another naked man grinding up on you, maybe you’re not ready/mature enough to get married. And I’m pretty sure if a random, non-stripper chick was grinding on your fiance/showing her nipples & rubbing her boobs in his face, you would be pissed about it/consider it cheating if he was alright with it. But it’s ok just because he’s PAYING her to do it? WTF? Seriously???
Not everyone is wild at heart.
Some just like subdued and drama free.
Nothing wrong with that.
Dear god, Pippa’s black and fuschia outfit is horrible! Is this really the state of British fashion?
Stop with the hats already!!!
Was reading Mail Online yesterday; lots of Waity articles there and one reader commented about running into her at clubs. She said she was a capital B Bitch every time.
Don’t know if they verify veracity of commenters, but it was posted.
No 5 Leonore, I couldn’t agree more.
And some Hen nights, mine included, just involve a group of female friends going out for dinner, dressed elegantly and going somewhere stylish. No wings, no L plates or male strippers or anything remotely like that.
@Val – the chrome comment is totally cracking me up!
I agree about the probability of hot and dirty sex between Kate and Wills. Sometimes the folks who seem the most conservative outwardly do the kinkiest things behind closed doors, who knows with these two. I bet she likes to be the boss. 😉
Booooorrrrrriiiiinnnnggggg
That black dress of Pippa’s is gawd-awful. What an UGLY ensemble!!!