Gwyneth Paltrow‘s jumpoff is Matthew Morrison? NO! [A Socialite Life]
Jared Leto does Kurt Cobain. Ugh, I can‘t believe some of you like Jared. [Dlisted]
Damn, now I want to watch The Kennedys. [LaineyGossip]
Behead‘s Helen Hunt career assessment. Helen Hunt is still around? [Pajiba]
Flip-flops are evil? Shut your douche mouth!!! [Gawker]
Audrina Patridge on the beach with her awesome drunk mom! [Yeeeah]
Rest In Peace, Amanda Bynes‘ dog. [The Blemish]
Robert Pattinson‘s jumpoff is an elephant. YAY! [Agent Bedhead]
Ooooh… Julianne Moore as Hilary Clinton! [PopEater]
Britney Spears is on the cover of Us Weekly. [Celebuzz]
Scarlett Johansson is playing an alien organ sucker? [IDLITW]
Ryan Gosling, now with less Olivia Wilde! [Pop Sugar]
Sienna Miller won‘t get a part in the third Batman movie. [Crazy Days and Nights]
Kim Kardashian gushes about Kris Humphries. [LimeLife]
More ass and grundle photos from Chris Noth. [ICYDK]
Amber Rose wants attention. [Bossip]
Lady Gaga is godmother to Elton John‘s baby? [The Frisky]
His body is SICK
Seems to be my day for complaining about hair! But really, Gwyneth, you have the money, please hire someone to give you a decent cut. It looks skanky in that picture.
Jared Leto is such a boob. What a douche thing to do.
His debut album has “Somewhere Over the Rainbow” on it?
Yeah, I don’t think he’s interested in Gwyneth’s pot of gold, if you catch my drift.
Did anybody else see the pics in Daily Mail of Goopster at a park, on rides for her son’s bday, while Chris Martin sat under a tree playing with a phone? Felt bad for her – makes him look like a douche. Thinking the marriage is all but over, and she needs a jumpoff, or at least flirtations, so she doesn’t look pathetic.
Personally…I hope Gwinny is hitting that from the front, the back and side-to-side…
Flip-flops are not evil! flip-flops are cool
What does she think she is? A ballerina in a music box? I really hate this look on her, or anyone over the age of 4.
Is he the next Mr. Goop?
I saw the pics on Daily Mail of Chris and Goopy at the amusement park. Goopy was having fun, but Chris is far too deep and douchy for that kind of nonsense. Chris looks like he has gotten a little chunky. Maybe he is a stress eater, you know, being with Goopy and all.
he is HOT! gorgeous male SpEciMEN. hehehe
That dress screams Disney Princess 5 yr. Birthday Party. What was she thinking?!?!?
To be fair to Chris, my mother can’t STAND amusement park rides, even the dinkly little kid ones. But she always tags along anyway and sits around while everyone else has fun.
Isn’t that the same dress Katie Holmes has worn few weeks ago?
“Ugh, I can‘t believe some of you like Jared” I can’t believe there are still people who give a shit about Kurt Cobain.
Oh please, Chris Martin would be overjoyed that Goop has a side piece. The less attention to his side pieces. However, there’s no way Goop landed Matthew Morrison. No.Way.
Gwyneth and Chris are FREAKS, period. And not in a cool way. She is a frickin weirdo.
Someone had to say it.
Oh come on. She is not going around very well known restaurants and bars with a new squeeze on the hubbies home turf. Spotted in a second. Not a news story folks
TV Guides critic panned the Kennedys and he is usually right on with his reviews.
It’s not only extremely fair to the Kennedy’s, it’s good. Even with Katie Holmes.
like gwyneth would leave a
(n) (arguable?)rock star for a TV actor
Lady Goop was just showing a commoner how she rolls.
@ becky- exactly. If she were to ever have a jump off, it would probably be some billionaire business man, A-list movie star, or some rock star who is bigger than her husband.
Awesome! Can’t stand either of them, and perhaps, (God? Are you listening?) this might be the final nail in the coffin of GLEE. We minivan moms don’t care for homewreckers! Bwahahahahah.
While I’m definitely not a fan of Gwyneth, I wouldn’t blame her for getting a little action on the side considering the douchey way her husband has reportedly treated her.
Hmmmmm While he has a HOT BOD , i cant believe that Matthew is THAT hairless on his body ……….so heavy duty waxing there me thinks
I’m sorry, people, I am 59 yrs old..what in the world is a “jumpoff”? Seriously.
Becky – A “jumpoff” is the person you leave your spouse or significant other for. Example: Kelsey Grammer dumped his wife Camille for his jumpoff Katy.
unless
unless it was Jon Hamm. I think hes prestigious enough to make the cut. And JM >>>> Chris Martins, right??????
I never really understood the ‘jumpoff’ thing, either. I would that you jump off of one partner towards your new landing pad partner.
Hee, hee. Sarah wins.
Thanks, Kaiser! I guess that means my ex had a jumpoff, too…way back in 1976. Dumped him.
@ Sarah. I don’t even know how to respond to that dumbass statement, and I find myself strangely enraged. Hmm.
All I can think is that you’re either too old, or too young to understand…
Sad.
she should jump allover him and land him! Chris is boring.
And I always thought the self help gurus said that after one relationship ends you need to sit with yourself for awhile before getting into another one. But I guess by starting the new one before the old one is officially over you’re not bound by that rule. 🙂
A jumpoff is the chick or dude a person is seeing on the low while your either in a serious/committed relationship or single. Basically it’s another way of saying mistress/other man (if your in a relationship) or a booty call (if single).
slurp slurp hot guy alert!
She is probably just trying to make her husband jealous as an attempt to save her marriage. This guy pings my gaydar.
don’t know who he is, but he is not nearly special, amazing or genius enough for her royal goopiness.
Matthew Morrison pings my “gaydar”, too. I don’t think a straight man needs to show that much crotch skin!