“Gwyneth Paltrow’s jumpoff is Matthew Morrison?” links

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Gwyneth Paltrow‘s jumpoff is Matthew Morrison? NO! [A Socialite Life]
Jared Leto does Kurt Cobain. Ugh, I can‘t believe some of you like Jared. [Dlisted]
Damn, now I want to watch The Kennedys. [LaineyGossip]
Behead‘s Helen Hunt career assessment. Helen Hunt is still around? [Pajiba]
Flip-flops are evil? Shut your douche mouth!!! [Gawker]
Audrina Patridge on the beach with her awesome drunk mom! [Yeeeah]
Rest In Peace, Amanda Bynes‘ dog. [The Blemish]
Robert Pattinson‘s jumpoff is an elephant. YAY! [Agent Bedhead]
Ooooh… Julianne Moore as Hilary Clinton! [PopEater]
Britney Spears is on the cover of Us Weekly. [Celebuzz]
Scarlett Johansson is playing an alien organ sucker? [IDLITW]
Ryan Gosling, now with less Olivia Wilde! [Pop Sugar]
Sienna Miller won‘t get a part in the third Batman movie. [Crazy Days and Nights]
Kim Kardashian gushes about Kris Humphries. [LimeLife]
More ass and grundle photos from Chris Noth. [ICYDK]
Amber Rose wants attention. [Bossip]
Lady Gaga is godmother to Elton John‘s baby? [The Frisky]

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  1. Ari says:

    His body is SICK

  2. LadyBert62 says:

    Seems to be my day for complaining about hair! But really, Gwyneth, you have the money, please hire someone to give you a decent cut. It looks skanky in that picture.

  3. Rhiley says:

    Jared Leto is such a boob. What a douche thing to do.

  4. Zelda says:

    His debut album has “Somewhere Over the Rainbow” on it?

    Yeah, I don’t think he’s interested in Gwyneth’s pot of gold, if you catch my drift.

  5. danielle says:

    Did anybody else see the pics in Daily Mail of Goopster at a park, on rides for her son’s bday, while Chris Martin sat under a tree playing with a phone? Felt bad for her – makes him look like a douche. Thinking the marriage is all but over, and she needs a jumpoff, or at least flirtations, so she doesn’t look pathetic.

  6. Lala11_7 says:

    Personally…I hope Gwinny is hitting that from the front, the back and side-to-side…

  7. carrie says:

    Flip-flops are not evil! flip-flops are cool

  8. Trillion says:

    What does she think she is? A ballerina in a music box? I really hate this look on her, or anyone over the age of 4.

  9. brin says:

    Is he the next Mr. Goop?

  10. TXCinderella says:

    I saw the pics on Daily Mail of Chris and Goopy at the amusement park. Goopy was having fun, but Chris is far too deep and douchy for that kind of nonsense. Chris looks like he has gotten a little chunky. Maybe he is a stress eater, you know, being with Goopy and all.

  11. jennifer says:

    he is HOT! gorgeous male SpEciMEN. hehehe

  12. Newbie says:

    That dress screams Disney Princess 5 yr. Birthday Party. What was she thinking?!?!?

  13. Jenna says:

    To be fair to Chris, my mother can’t STAND amusement park rides, even the dinkly little kid ones. But she always tags along anyway and sits around while everyone else has fun.

  14. Solveig says:

    Isn’t that the same dress Katie Holmes has worn few weeks ago?

  15. Sarah says:

    “Ugh, I can‘t believe some of you like Jared” I can’t believe there are still people who give a shit about Kurt Cobain.

  16. Christine says:

    Oh please, Chris Martin would be overjoyed that Goop has a side piece. The less attention to his side pieces. However, there’s no way Goop landed Matthew Morrison. No.Way.

  17. Annaloo says:

    Gwyneth and Chris are FREAKS, period. And not in a cool way. She is a frickin weirdo.

    Someone had to say it.

  18. londonLady says:

    Oh come on. She is not going around very well known restaurants and bars with a new squeeze on the hubbies home turf. Spotted in a second. Not a news story folks

  19. Jeri says:

    TV Guides critic panned the Kennedys and he is usually right on with his reviews.

  20. di butler says:

    It’s not only extremely fair to the Kennedy’s, it’s good. Even with Katie Holmes.

  21. becky says:

    like gwyneth would leave a
    (n) (arguable?)rock star for a TV actor

  22. Sumodo1 says:

    Lady Goop was just showing a commoner how she rolls.

  23. lin234 says:

    @ becky- exactly. If she were to ever have a jump off, it would probably be some billionaire business man, A-list movie star, or some rock star who is bigger than her husband.

  24. Marjalane says:

    Awesome! Can’t stand either of them, and perhaps, (God? Are you listening?) this might be the final nail in the coffin of GLEE. We minivan moms don’t care for homewreckers! Bwahahahahah.

  25. Becky says:

    While I’m definitely not a fan of Gwyneth, I wouldn’t blame her for getting a little action on the side considering the douchey way her husband has reportedly treated her.

  26. Jenn says:

    Hmmmmm While he has a HOT BOD , i cant believe that Matthew is THAT hairless on his body ……….so heavy duty waxing there me thinks

  27. BeckyR says:

    I’m sorry, people, I am 59 yrs old..what in the world is a “jumpoff”? Seriously.

  28. Kaiser says:

    Becky – A “jumpoff” is the person you leave your spouse or significant other for. Example: Kelsey Grammer dumped his wife Camille for his jumpoff Katy.

  29. becky says:

    unless

  30. becky says:

    unless it was Jon Hamm. I think hes prestigious enough to make the cut. And JM >>>> Chris Martins, right??????

  31. Jo 'Mama' Besser says:

    I never really understood the ‘jumpoff’ thing, either. I would that you jump off of one partner towards your new landing pad partner.

    Hee, hee. Sarah wins.

  32. BeckyR says:

    Thanks, Kaiser! I guess that means my ex had a jumpoff, too…way back in 1976. Dumped him.

  33. John Wayne Lives says:

    @ Sarah. I don’t even know how to respond to that dumbass statement, and I find myself strangely enraged. Hmm.
    All I can think is that you’re either too old, or too young to understand…
    Sad.

  34. really says:

    she should jump allover him and land him! Chris is boring.

  35. Chris says:

    And I always thought the self help gurus said that after one relationship ends you need to sit with yourself for awhile before getting into another one. But I guess by starting the new one before the old one is officially over you’re not bound by that rule. 🙂

  36. jinni says:

    A jumpoff is the chick or dude a person is seeing on the low while your either in a serious/committed relationship or single. Basically it’s another way of saying mistress/other man (if your in a relationship) or a booty call (if single).

  37. Roxy75 says:

    slurp slurp hot guy alert!

  38. JenJen says:

    She is probably just trying to make her husband jealous as an attempt to save her marriage. This guy pings my gaydar.

  39. original kate says:

    don’t know who he is, but he is not nearly special, amazing or genius enough for her royal goopiness.

  40. poodlemom says:

    Matthew Morrison pings my “gaydar”, too. I don’t think a straight man needs to show that much crotch skin!