Everybody and their brother was at Coachella over the weekend, or to quote Michael K from DListed “celebrities from all lists.” We’ve already seen Alex Skarsgard putting up with Kate Bosworth and Dita Von Teese and her French boyfriend looking like they were born Photoshopped and perfectly accessorized. There were plenty more people at the music festival trying to work their casual looks and score some swag.
First off is Vanessa Hudgens barefoot in a ridiculous crochet crop top and cutoffs hunting for a new man. I don’t know who looks more ridiculous, Vanessa or her buddy with the fringe purse and purple fringe boots. That’s the kind of friend who helps enable a look like this.
Joshua Jackson and Diane Kruger were coupled up as they always are. Her pink striped dress needs to be about 3 inches longer. I hope she’s wearing some full coverage panties.
Ashley Greene tried to work a fedora while standing next to a guy who looks enough like Joe Jonas to get people talking.
Isabel Lucas was a hot hippie mess as usual.
Cory Monteith thinks he’s a rock star. I’m just counting down the days until Glee gets canceled and these kids fade into obscurity. He’s relatively harmless though and it’s nice that he’s posing with fans.
Whitney Port is trying to bring back the tied on the side T-shirt. Was that ever in style apart from a few months in the late 80s? Sloppy.
Malin Ackerman. I barely know who she is but this photo cracks me the hell up. Anyone who can look this smug while wearing an outfit that terrible must have some acting ability. Check out her boyfriend. (Update: that’s her husband of 5 years, Roberto Zincone. Thanks Fabianne!)
Kelly Osbourne looks surprisingly well put together and covered up until you scroll down and see her bowling shoes.
Paris Hilton still looks pregnant. Compared to everyone else she’s dressed pretty well. On any other occasion this dress would be a fail though.
Dita Von Teese looking nautically fresh in an outfit we haven’t yet seen. She wipes the floor with everyone else and she knows it. She also has the perfect accessory in that French aristocrat. Bitch even picked a drink that color coordinated with her outfit.
Tallulah Willis turned 17 in February and here she is in a bikini top, smoking a cigarette and showing off a tattoo on her hip. I would say that this could be a case of mistaken identity, but the Willis genes are strong with this one.
I thought that was Mickey Rourke w/ Paris for a sec…
The Willis/Moore kids are really fugly. They inherited their parents’ dodgy genes.
I thought Tallulah was Suri Cruise celebrating her “fifth birthday”!
I am kind of new to this so please explain it to me: is Coachella like an annual tradition when the celebrities mix with “the normals” to show how hip they are? Cause for a casual music festival there seems to be a lot of hard-posing going on…
They mostly look dirty and trashed, and wtf no shoes,ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
I always thought Tallulah was going to be the pretty one 🙁 . The Willis jaw is strong. I hope this one actually gets an education.
Whitney Port was channeling some serious Mischa Barton in that outfit.
I had a fringed purse very similar to that back in 1977.
Dita’s BF is fucking hot!!!!!!!!!! o.O *drooling*
Don’t get the Dita van T. hype. She looks like a bloke.
lol! OR to also quote Michael K “where everyone hipster-izes themselves”. Its so true, especially for Paris, she is far from hipster
Aw. The Willis jaw is an affliction, poor kid. Pacey looks rough/hungover (but still cute!). The Woodstock hippy fashion is ok for Lucas and others who dress like that normally, seems silly on anyone else though at this point.
Sometimes Dita looks a lot like Marilyn Manson to me. I still like those shoes, though.
I love how they all go to Coachella in their hippie costumes. What idiots.
wow, these are all horrible fashions. Even for a hot casual concert everyone is just embarrassing themselves…geez
Malin Akerman is married. That must be her husband Roberto Zincone.
Ahhh, Pacey!!!! He looks like he just rolled out of my bed. I don’t even know who most of the rest of these people are. And that Willis kid’s tat looks like a bruise. I hope she didn’t pay a lot for it.
I think Bruce Willis is sexy and Demi was and still is (kinda) a lovely woman but it is incredible that these two lovely people produced Tallulah – the girl took all the not so good features of both parents.
PS: I just love Joshua Jackson – he is the only fringe I care for. As for the rest over done fashion misses
I love looking at pictures of people at coachella. All the starlets and fashion girls are always so overstyled it’s painful.
lol i love usually love dita’s style but seriously was it necessary to wear head-to-toe dior to a music festival (i guess for her it is haha). i actually like vanessa and paris’s outfits altho they themselves annoy me to no end (esp vanessa). everyone else..eh whatever. ashley green looks heinous in that fedora. tallulah willis smoking a cig and flashing her tattoo don’t really bother me here cuz i thought i was really cool like that when i was 17 too
LOL lola i definitely agree..they’re all thinking they’re at woodstock or some shit but most of them look like fools
Wow, celebrity festival fashion is pretty heinous
Isabel is ridiculously beautiful.
It looks like Vanessa Hudgens and her friends decided to play “going to a concert dress-up”! My five year old wouldnt even put together outfits like that. With the exception of Von Teese and Kruger (yes dress should be longer), all of these people look plain gross and stupid.
Among the worst was a pic Micheal D put up of Kellan Lutz. It is no accident that his name rhymes with putz.
Oddly enough, I thought the two “non-celebs” that were posing with the Glee kid were prettier than all the hippiewannabe stars!
Tallulah, no, no, no. It is so sad to see young kids smoking. All the money in the world can’t buy back good health if you continue that habit. I think these kids think it makes them appear edgy and grown-up but it really just shows immaturity and desperation to appear cool so to speak.
I agree w/above poster who said Isabel is beautiful. She stands out in that whole group.
Wow, Tallulah was such a beautiful young girl. This is the only one that was raised in Hollywood from a younger age. The other two were into their tweens and teens before they moved from Idaho. Tallulah was still young, so all of wild Hollywood has rubbed off on her. Cigarettes at her age and a tattoo. She’s not very cute. I think the middle one, Scout, is cute, just a little chunky, but cute face.
I’ve never heard of most of these people except for von Tess, T Willis, Kelly O, Paris and JJ. I’m thinking that’s a good thing?!
Gosh, doesn’t Tallulah look all grown up and sophisticated because she’s smoking!
Considering her unfortunate genes, she really doesn’t need anything to make her less attractive than she already is.
Ugh.
Nearly every one of those outfits (except for Dita’s of course) makes these girls look like they have thick waists. WTF, they’re tiny little celebrities, why all the fug?
Do any of the Willises/Moores not smoke?
You know whose smoking habit rubbed off on Tallulah? Demi’s, Bruce’s, Ashton’s and probably her older sisters’ too. Most people who smoke start in their teens. They have to. Adults have too much sense to start such an expensive and dangerous habit.
And it looks like Paris Hilton found herself another bloated douchebag. Bravo.
kelly osbourne looks like she’s gaining weight back.
tallulah looks better than her sister. i guess that’s to make up for her unfortunate name.
The Wiilis-Moore genes were never meant to combine.
@MrsOdie2 – “You know whose smoking habit rubbed off on Tallulah? Demi’s, Bruce’s, Ashton’s and probably her older sisters’ too. Most people who smoke start in their teens. They have to.”
I’m sure she got enough ‘second hand’ smoke growing up with so many hard-smokers to put her lungs at major risk already. My cousins all smoked/still smoke. (Luckily I didn’t spend too much time around them). I guess I can’t really preach, as I’ve never actually tried smoking. (don’t intend to, either. I can find myself another vice. xD)
@Belle Epoch – Too funny. And I agree with others on here who thought Tallulah was going to be the pretty one. They are all unfortunate looking but and I think that is the Demi Moore jaw not the Willis jaw. I think Demi is very pretty, but if you look at all her pics before all the plastic surgery she was not very good-looking herself and she has very strong features and unfortunately combined with Bruce produced some ugly offspring. And I can’t stand all these hollywood smokers. Do any of them have a brain?
“I guess I can’t really preach, as I’ve never actually tried smoking. (don’t intend to, either. I can find myself another vice. xD)”
Trust me, you’re not missing much. There are other vices that are lots more fun and not as smelly (and expensive). Wish I had never started, but at least I quit 3 1/2 years ago. Never, never again.
@30 — YES! Thick waisted fug as far as the eye can see! Are high rise shorts with long, baggy tops a new trend? I think it’s all a testament to the power of high heels.
Dita von Creamsicle is the only one who doesn’t look foolish b/c she’s in costume all the time anyway. I also want to know what type of sunblock she uses b/c I’m officially & finally giving up tanning in honor of this year’s 21 + 14 bday.
Vanessa HSM’s acid washed mom-jeans cutoffs trauma kinda killed it for anyone else looking for a unique remark about their casual poseur ensembles.
Love Diane and Josh. They look cool, not full of hipster “try”
i could be a little bit gay for dita von teese. nobody rocks the vintage/retro/ladylike look the way she does.
I have never seen so many unflattering shorts in one place.
Vanessa is hard core with her – leg chain? Real cool!
@LittleFATMe: Ha, right? It reminds me of those ‘finger leash’ style bracelet/ring hybrids that were all the rage in the early 90’s. Very Drew Barrymore as Ivy in 1992’s Poison Ivy, haha. Wow, is it sad that I remember that movie?
Malin Ackerman’s outfit — can’t even begin to process…
As for Tallulah — tats already? Ugh.
i don’t know who the hell isabel lucas is but for some reason she reminds me a girl that was a member of the charles manson “family” and that’s not good at all.
still loving dita and her boyfriend but that little hat not so much and i’m sure we’ll be seeing x rated pictures of vanessa real soon. don’t know why but i got a feeling. =)
I have to agree w/some of the bloggers here….these celebrities channeling their inner-hippie is effin’ hilarious! To me, kinda shows they are morons who can’t think for themselves..lacking strong personalities/a sense of self, & have to “follow a trend.” At least Dita Von Teese didn’t feel the need to do that. I have to applaud her for her individuality.
What saves Vanessa’s look in my opinion is how young and fresh and pretty she is. When you are young, you can get away with alot more.
I don’t like Tallulah’s top because a young girl with what I hope are young girl perky breasts should not wear something that makes her look so droopy.
A top with straps or a tie that would go around her neck would be a better choice.
I would kill for the long slim legs that Diane Kruger has to get away with such a short dress! She is lovely. I have had a girl crush on her since I saw Inglorious Basterds.
Poor Cochella. It used to be a respected music festival and not a Disney starlet, wanna be hippie fest.
Celebs treat coachella like some hipster party and the people who actually wanted to go for the music couldn’t get tickets. They went to these fools!
Holy. Crap. I can’t believe how terrible all their fashion choices are. It appears they all put a ton of effort into trying to look indie and hip but they all look ridiculous. And Paris Hilton’s outfit looks cheap and outdated, with that lame headband across her forehead and her metallic flats like the ones I bought from Target about 5 years ago. She has so much money, and yet one of the worst senses of fashion of any “celebrity” around! I have a low-paying job and can still afford to dress nicer and hipper than she does. And her boyfriend is absolutely disgusting, he looks bloated and gross and his outfit is just plain awful.
@SamiHami – “Trust me, you’re not missing much. There are other vices that are lots more fun and not as smelly (and expensive). Wish I had never started, but at least I quit 3 1/2 years ago. Never, never again.”
Congats on being able to quit!! =) I have some friends who have tried a few times, but still haven’t managed to kick it. (It’s terrible when it sends you out back of whatever building you’re in every 30 mins just to smoke). My tattoo artist is like that… He does beautiful detailed work, but *has* to have his cigarette every half hour-or-so.
@Original Kate – “i could be a little bit gay for dita von teese. nobody rocks the vintage/retro/ladylike look the way she does.”
I think she’s gorgeous, but the only thing I find weird is the fact that she’s worn those *WAY* exaggerated Victorian style corsets for so long, that she HAS to wear them all the time. At least that’s what I heard? That the muscles in her midsection aren’t strong enough to hold her up without one (& it does all kinds of wonky things with displacing your internal organs.) *shudder*
@Tanya – “Ha, right? It reminds me of those ‘finger leash’ style bracelet/ring hybrids that were all the rage in the early 90’s.”
I *think* those are called ‘slave bracelets’. The kind that belly dancer’s wear, often.
Coachella – I wasn’t familiar with this event until today. But I do cut the celebs a little slack in the fashion department. They all seem to be having fun, & more comfortable than on a ‘red carpet’. Besides, where else could they get away with this ‘broke-down-hippie’ crap?
Wow all I can say is it must SMELL there! A Greatful Dead concert circa 1985 would pale in compison to this trash. Its also funny that these people HAVE money and they TRY SO HARD to look so gross. SMDH
Omg Willis’ bandeau top is killing me.
Vanessa Hudgens…are those acid-wash cutoffs you have on with your faux hippie crocheted halter and WTF on your leg, there? Also, is that Mischa Barton in the purple fringed boots? Because it kind of looks like her.
Whitney Port looks like she bought that whole outfit from the sale rack at Forever 21.
Does Paris always pose like a flamingo? Because between the ridiculous pose, the GAP ballet flats, and the headband, she’s looking even more useless and silly than usual.
Tallulah Willis looks like someone I grew up with, and I grew up in a meth-infested trailer park in the Mojave Desert so that’s not a compliment, really.
Talullah looks just like Rumer now. Wow, they used to hardly look related.
@Amanda
“I have never seen so many unflattering shorts in one place.”
This is the perfect summary for this thread. LOL!!
Malin Acerman always has smug face. It’s just her face. It’s slightly pinched all the time.
Wow, some seriously fug people and fashions in these photos. Yuck.
Isabel Lucas however is beautiful and was the only one who looked good here IMO.
Cory looks (and is dressed like) John Mayer the last time he was at Coachella.
Wow-those were some fugly outfits! What’s with all of the high-rise short shorts? Vanessa Hudgens’s are the worst-are button-fly, acid-washed cut-offs back in style? WTF? Looking at those clothes makes me glad that I’m in my 30’s and don’t feel compelled to follow every trend like I did when I was in my teens and early twenties.
her tattoo looks like a ghostbusters logo
Good grief, where to start. V-hud looks ridiculous and I’m really ready for her to fall off the map already. Love me some Diane Kruger. She can’t do anything wrong, fashion-wise, in my eyes. I hate that girl(Isabel Lucas)’s outfit, but dayum! She is extremely beautiful. Malin Ackerman….OMG. All sorts of fuggleness in that outfit. Wow. And the Willis girl looks terrible. I don’t think many people can pull off the tube looking bikini top thing. You’ve practically got to have boobs that point 180 degrees upward in order to keep from looking saggy.
How did all of Bruce/Demi’s children get so unfortunate looking? Not that either of them are necessary gorgeous, but they sure ain’t that ugly!
On a side note, Whitney Port has such a beautiful face but her clothes are always hideous. That top does nothing to support her chest.
It is so easy to chastise people who smoke, but what about other life choices people make, like eating meat? Can I go there, or are people going to get all butt hurt? Investigate for yourselves the toll meat consumption takes on the environment and public health. I mean, as long as you brought up poor decisions. Yeah, I judge.
“Hey, guys! Pull out the Rubbermaid marked ‘HIPPIE.’ Coachella’s this weekend!”
I’ll wait for the Oregon Country Fair…
Not a single attractive person or outfit in this bunch! OOF.
I agree with that Cory is definitely not a rock star – dude can’t for sure sing (w/o auto-tune) Am I the only one over the GLEE hype?
So it’s awful now that teenagers drink and smoke? Hasn’t it always been like that?
The Moore and Willis genes don’t mix well.
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