“Halle Berry finally realized that she’s not the marrying kind” links

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Halle Berry realizes now that she‘s not the marrying kind. [Bossip]
Crackhead Brooke Mueller somehow retains custody of her kids. Charlie Sheen loses? What just happened? [Radar]
Mariah Carey gives us a sneak peek at the nursery. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Aw, I think Jessica Simpson looks nice. Airbrushed but nice. [IDLITW]
Sarah Jessica Parker & James Wilke walk to school. [I’m Not Obsessed]
Who watched Lifetime‘s Will & Kate? Wasn‘t it horrible? [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
Mm, Joseph Gordon Levitt is a tasty nugget, isn‘t he? [ONTD]
George Michael has recorded a special song with William & Kate. [Celebs]
Jennifer Garner got a haircut. I need one too. [INFDaily]
DEAR GOD that‘s some harsh lighting on Amanda Beard. [Celebslam]
Donald Trump is ridiculous. Where‘s his birth certificate? [Bitten and Bound]
Edward Norton wants to reunite with Brad Pitt. [The Celebrity Café]
Jennifer Hudson is so skinny! [Hollywood Rag]
Remember when Jennifer Garner wore makeup? [CityRag]
Katy Perry is Photoshopped to within an inch of her life. [Starpulse]
Sparkles & Reese Witherspoon go unscripted. This interview is so funny! Sparkles talks about having “wide hips”. [Moviefone]

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  1. Whitney says:

    I can see strech marks on her boobs in the first picture. It makes me feel better. Is that sad?

  2. nina says:

    I read that Denise Richards offered to take care of Charlie and Brooke’s twins. I wish this would happen.

  3. Truthzbetta says:

    Forget marrying. I’ve finally realized she’s not even kind.

  4. Juu says:

    @Whitney I thought the same thing.

    At least my strech marks are all by the armpits, so nobody can see them while I’m dressed.. 😛

  5. Hanh says:

    Mine are all over my belly and thighs so swimsuit seasons sux…

  6. Samigirl says:

    HAHAHAHA@Whitney, girl I thought the same thing.

  7. Sue says:

    Did we really think Mariah was done pimping out her pregnancy?

  8. Gypsy says:

    Lucky for her she didn’t marry that K-Fraud baby-daddy or he’d be sucking her dry financially.
    Kurt and Goldie have been together multiple years without the paper, so in its self it’s not a big deal.
    Elizabeth Taylor married 9 times, compare stability.

  9. Jamie says:

    Gee Halle, you think?

  10. truthSF says:

    That Amanda Beard link is scary as heck, talk about the walking dead…Kaiser, put A “warning before you click” notice for AB’s link.

  11. CIdee says:

    Can’t get past the stretch marks, either! Bitches, every last one of us…

  12. mia girl says:

    @truthSF
    I clicked on the Amanda Beard link, only because of your comment and now I am laughing my ass off at your post! Tears are coming out of my eyes.

    That picture is scary, like Area 51 scary.

  13. melinda says:

    GAH! I was so not expecting that. Agree there should be an additional warning.

  14. victoria says:

    re: amanda beard. DEAR GOD doesn’t even come close. that is amazingly scary.

  15. michelle says:

    Olivier is too cute and sweet and nice for her he should dump her ass!!!

  16. Justaposter says:

    Oh Amanda, wearing tranny makeup at a pool party is such a no no!

  17. P.M. says:

    All my fault, there were warnings but I had to look. Amanda Beard? Damn….

  18. blouson says:

    Three kids , no stretch marks anywhere. Amazing, one completely irrelevant measure where I nevertheless outperform HB in physical perfection. I’m going to celebrate.

  19. Dani says:

    She’s a narcissist, so obviously.

  20. Crash2GO2 says:

    @blouson, I’m with you. I guess we’re lucky and have stretchy skin. I was shocked at the stretch marks too – she NEVER looks anything less than PERFECT.

  21. jill says:

    good of Halle to accept that Oliver has no plans to marry her anyway.

  22. Alarmjaguar says:

    I so want to watch that cheesy lifetime movie!

  23. beth says:

    holy sheet… reg amanda beard; now i know when to never pose for close-ups in full-makeup…

  24. Rachael says:

    Man, Jennifer Garner used to be so cool/bad-ass when she was Sydney Bristow. I keep waiting for her to do something cool again but I don’t think it’s ever gonna happen. She’s just frumpy mom forever now.

  25. Annie says:

    About Halle being not the marrying kind – no sh*t Sherlock.

  26. lease says:

    I understand that this is going to offend quite a few people, and for that I apologize. But, as somebody who has never cared either which way what color anyones skin is, I just find this kind of thing a little annoying.

    Halle Berry is always all like “I’m a proud black woman”.. she never represents her white side at ALL. I understand that it’s not nearly as “cool”. But I just read that Bossip link and it said she had Daddy issues cause her father left when she was very young. Turns out she was raised by her mother, who it shows in a quick google search, is white.

    I just can`t stand how she`s all self righteous about it, “I’m the first female of MAH PEOPLE to win an oscar”… don’t forget to thank your mother, bitch.

  27. Quest says:

    I said it in a previous post some days ago and I’ll say it again…. all I am seeing are those stretch marks on her boobies

  28. RHONYC says:

    whatever ‘work’ she had done around her nose (that weird tightening thing) makes her look 60. a good-looking 60 year old, but still…60.

    🙁

  29. Hakura says:

    Re: Amanda Beard: AHHHHH! O_O WTF…. Jesus, That’s just… Why didn’t they put her in Scream?