Russell Brand and his two lady lovers were at the London premiere of Arthur last night, but Rusty was bad (so bad) and he only posed with one of them. After months of taunting us with their deliciously inappropriate cougar-cub hotness, Rusty seemed to avoid Dame Helen Mirren like the plague on the red carpet. Instead, he focused on his wife, Katy Perry. I imagine that Katy made him promise to stay by her side all night, and ignore “the other woman.” Rusty obliged – and he actually looks totally enamored with his wife, which just makes me sad (because I don’t think it’s going to last).

But Dame Helen put up a good fight, and if society was a bit more accepting about these things, I think Rusty and Helen would have left their partners long ago to follow their love. So Helen put on her animal print and her motorcycle jacket, and she made sure that every time Rusty glanced over, she looked hot and fabulous.

So here’s the question – if you were in Rusty’s position, and you had to choose between Katy Perry and Helen Mirren, who would you choose? And we’re talking love, people. This is not a “one night stand” question. This is a “choose your Forever Biscuit” question. Helen or Katy? Choose wisely.

Oh, did I mention? I HATE Katy’s Philip Armstrong dress. With her coloring, she should be wearing jewel tones and avoiding nudes like the plague. Plus, the dress just looks really cheap and shoddy.

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