Brooke Mueller is back on whatever she was smoking before, crack if the stories are to be believed, and is now in rehab yet again. It’s at least her fourth time in treatment that we know of and she seems to alternate between doing drugs or staying in a sober facility so she won’t do drugs. Brooke’s relapse gave Charlie the opening to step in between gigs on his crazy tour and request full custody of his two year old twin sons with Brooke, Max and Bob. There was a hearing yesterday to determine custody, and both Brooke and Charlie showed up. The judge shot Charlie down and left custody as it was, with Brooke. The boys are staying with Brooke’s mom and family, and won’t be cared for by porn stars and nannies at hotels while Charlie does his little ranting act around the country.

The embattled former Two and a Half Men star lost his fight against his estranged wife Brooke Mueller for full custody of their two-year-old twin sons, Max and Bob.

According to a source, a judge in Los Angeles presiding over a closed door hearing just allowed Mueller to maintain primary legal and physical custody despite a well-publicized relapse in her crack cocaine addiction.

Despite appearing “unsteady on her feet” and “glassy-eyed” Mueller was all smiles as she left the Stanley Mosk Courthouse.

“No comment,” she told RadarOnline when asked if she was pleased with the decision.

A source says that while Mueller undergoes drug treatment at an undisclosed rehab facility, her mother, Palm Beach, Fla, socialite Moira Fiore, will provide primary care for the boys.

Sheen wasted no time getting back to his work commitments. The 45-year-old hightailed it out of court and straight onto a plane to Chicago where he is scheduled to continue with his Violent Torpedo of Truth tour.

Meanwhile, Bob and Max were oblivious to the hoopla surrounding their parents – enjoying a day at the park with their nanny, playing on the jungle gym and swinging in the swings.

[From Radar]

At least the kids are ok. The odds are stacked against them with those two addicts as parents, but Brooke’s family is doing what they can. There are plenty of other people in Max and Bob’s lives who want to help too. TMZ reports that Charlie’s other ex, the sober one Denise Richards, offered that she’d take the boys for a while.

TMZ also reported that the Mueller-Sheen custody hearing was closed to the public after someone brought up “questions of abuse.” I hope it wasn’t anything serious. Thank goodness custody wasn’t granted to Charlie. He couldn’t be bothered to properly care for one of Denise’s pugs, who died of malnutrition as a result. She told him he couldn’t bring the other dog with him on tour and he proceeded to verbally attack Denise for it.

Here’s Charlie in Toronto on 4-15, where he had a “bipolar awareness walk” of about 1.2 miles from his hotel to his gig at Massey Hall, I’m not kidding, that raised thousands. Good for him?

Brooke is shown on 3-27 outside a Lakers game. Credit: WENN.com