So Linnocent ended up in jail on Friday after all. But it was only for five hours, and then she got bailed out (at the cost of $75,000). I’m still unsure about the logistics of all of this, but here’s what I think is happening: Linnocent gets to be out on bail until her trial, and then no matter what happens in her trail (for her crack thievery), whether she is found guilty or not guilty, Linnocent has to report to jail for her 120-day sentence, which will likely be carved down because of overcrowding. Also mandatory: the 480 hours of community service. So… what does Linnocent think of all of this? As you can imagine, she’s been crack squawking to enablers, who in turn have been crack squawking to various media outlets.

It’s been a rough couple of days for Lindsay Lohan. The actress returned to Lynwood Jail on Friday after a topsy-turvy day in court, and she is frustrated with the status of her jewelry theft case.

“She is fine,” says producer Nathan Folks, who is a close friend of Lohan, 24. “Obviously, she is upset about [being sentenced to four months in jail].”

On Friday, a judge found Lohan, who is accused of stealing a $2,500 necklace, in violation of probation and sentenced her to the jail time and a hefty 480 hours of community service, which Folks admits was a “setback.”

But she was allowed to post bail and released within hours of getting booked. Lohan remains free pending an appeal of the sentence, which legal experts say she has slim chance of winning.

“She is angry because she has been working so hard on turning her life around,” says Folks, who insists Lohan is clean and sober. “She didn’t do what they said she did. She didn’t steal that necklace.”

Still, Lohan is resigned to accept whatever decision comes down from the court when her trial begins June 3.

“She is ready to do her time. She wants to go to A.A. and N.A. and to serve her [more than] 400 hours [of community service],” Folks says. “She has already been doing lots of charity work.”

[From People]

Hahahaha… “She has already been doing lots of charity work.” I think Linnocent counts beating her AA counselors and then paying them off “charity work.” TMZ’s sources describe Linnocent’s state of mind in more colorful terms:

If you were shocked Lindsay Lohan got sentenced to jail yesterday, you’re not alone — sources close to LiLo tell us no one was more shocked than she was.

Lindsay was sentenced to 120 days in jail yesterday by Judge Stephanie Sautner she was bailed out of Lynwood Correctional Facility after spending five hours inside.

Sources close to Lindsay tell us she was under the impression she’d be going home after the hearing … and was “blindsided” when she got sentenced. We’re told Lindsay described the situation as “ridiculous” and “f**ked up.”

According to our sources, Lindsay spent her Saturday with her sister, Ali, and her brother, Michael Jr. We’re told Lindsay is glad she’s not behind bars (for the moment) and is looking forward to appealing.

[From TMZ]

Ah, Our Lady of the Immaculate Crack Hustle. You know that old political saying, “The campaign’s over, stop running”? I feel like some one should give that kind of advice to Linnocent. There is nothing left to hustle, bitch. Stop trying to “manage” and “manipulate” your way out of this. It’s over. You are over. Just do the time, take a break from the spotlight, get real help or simply go away for a long enough period of time so that we forget about all of the crack shenanigans. Linnocent, you weren’t “blind-sided” and the only thing that is “f*cked up” is the California legal system. JUST STOP.

Photos courtesy of Fame, Terry Richardson’s archives.