Miranda Kerr’s amazing cleavage outshines Orlando Bloom at his own premiere

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My goodness, someone is still nursing! I’ve never been a big Miranda Kerr fan (as a model, you know, she never really did it for me), but I really enjoyed her pregnancy and she’s grown on me significantly. I now have warm feelings for both Orlando Bloom and Miranda – they seem like really happy, excited first-time parents who are completely in love with each other and their baby Flynn. Anyway, these are some newish photos of Miranda’s boobs (and little else) at the premiere of Orly’s new film, The Good Doctor. The premiere was Friday night, so Miranda and Orly seemed to make into a date night. Orly looks beyond thrilled to have a wife like Miranda (or her boobs, what have you).

Like most new dads Orlando Bloom is proud of his 3-month-old son Flynn.

“He’s my boy, he’s amazing,” the actor told reporters before the premiere of The Good Doctor at the Tribeca Film Festival in New York on Friday.

Bloom also explained how his life has changed since his son’s arrival on Jan 6.

“Everything you know, all the things that you thought were important, drift into the background,” Bloom, 34, said. “And even things that were important really come to the fore and he’s one of them.”

Saving some compliments for Flynn’s mother, Bloom said it felt “wonderful” to have Miranda Kerr by his side at the premiere. “She’s gorgeous,” he said of his wife of nine months, who recently showed off an unbelievable post-baby body at a bikini photo shoot.

The actor also had a movie to promote, telling reporters, “I get to play a doctor who falls in love with a patient, which is a big no-no.”

[From People]

Yes, Miranda’s post-pregnancy body is insane. Genetics and hard work, probably. And breast-feeding. Good for them! As for Orly and this film… eh. I guess it’s good for him that he’s still getting work. He’s not really relevant, he’s not a good actor, and he’s not even that pretty these days. But… I suspect he’s a lot happier these days. So maybe Miranda will let him be a stay-at-home house-husband.

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  1. brin says:

    Breat-feeding must be Victoria’s secret to getting your model shape back so soon after giving birth.

  2. spinner says:

    MOTORBOAT!!!!

  3. SolitaryAngel says:

    LOVE her shoes! Must. Have.
    They really do look happy…I hope they last! 🙂

  4. victoria says:

    i am totally all for breast feeding and mothers and sexy mothers and all that, but i just find something off-putting about vein-y nursing breasts being hoisted into a push-up bra and flashed before the world like it’s just another night out.

  5. I cannot believe her boobs got that big naturally. I just refuse to believe that.

  6. Justaposter says:

    Could Be A Trick, the second the sperm hit the egg my boobs went from a solid C to DD! They stayed that way until my milk dried up.

  7. Hakura says:

    @Victoria“i am totally all for breast feeding and mothers and sexy mothers and all that, but i just find something off-putting about vein-y nursing breasts being hoisted into a push-up bra and flashed before the world like it’s just another night out.”

    Just in general, or in reference to these pics? (I looked, but couldn’t spot any ‘veins’, so wasn’t sure). xD I think Miranda looks lovely, but if it’s as *painful* as my mom described, shoving them into a push up bra sounds… unpleasant (& not worth it).

    My mother opted against it (breast feeding) because of the pain (plus she had a *huge* bust to begin with, so it was just ridiculous after giving birth).

    @Could be a trick – You’d be surprised what the right bra can do, even if you have almost *nothing* going on in front. I know *I’ve* been surprised many times. But after pregnancy, everyone is different in regards to ‘filling out’.

  8. TXCinderella says:

    I like the dress, but that much boobage is just tack especially at her husbands premier. She should have known that all eyes would be on her instead of him.

  9. Delta Juliet says:

    Can me crazy, but I love the fact that in the first picture, even though her huge boobs are right in his face, he’s looking her square in the face. My husband could never do that.

  10. Hollowdoll says:

    I have to agree, I don’t know very many men who would not be staring at her cleavage in that pic. It would be very hard for me not to stare at her cleavage.

  11. Jennifer says:

    WOW!!!!

  12. marge says:

    I don’t think he cares about the attention, at all. Look totally in love w/ his wife, and Delta Juliet, I noticed the same! so cute

  13. Hazel says:

    ewwww, so trashy! seriously, she didn’t even need to push them out. just let them sit in the dress!

    her face from neck up is gorgeous though.

  14. junk573r says:

    lmfao @ spinner. It was my first thought too.

  15. Jag says:

    ITA that there could be a little more coverage with the dress or it shouldn’t be a push-up, and they do look happy.

    I thought Orly had gotten out of acting; he’s one who took a break when he was hot and shouldn’t have, imo.

  16. Isa says:

    Those are totally, incredibly pushed up. You can see the bra peeking out of the sides of the dress.

    I saw pictures of her at a photoshoot last week in a bikini and they did look fuller. She just stuffed them into a push up bra. Wonder which one she’s wearing? I had to learn the hard way that you actually have to have breasts in order for a push up bra to work! haha.

    Oh and her body? AMAZING! No need for Spanx here.

  17. flourpot says:

    The only way that dress is appropriate is if it has secret flaps that allow you to squirt people with breastmilk.

    Otherwise – tacky.

  18. Solveig says:

    At least her boobs distract from her creepy face.
    I love the dress (and shoes), and I agree they are a lovely happy couple.

  19. S says:

    Awh, I think Orly is just as pretty as ever! They are a stupidly gorgeous couple, & seem to be very much in love. I want them to grow old together and have lots more beautiful offspring for us to all coo over.

  20. Roxy75 says:

    Why do SOME women always have to be the center of attention and show off? It’s really not that becoming…

  21. Tabby says:

    Wow. These comments. Jealous much?
    So she has boobs. So she’s still nursing (good for her!) So she looks effing fantastic. So what?
    If you got it, flaunt it.

  22. Victoire says:

    Orlando is one happy man =)

  23. Anne de Vries says:

    He’s going to be in The Hobbit! And I still like him, he’s always seemed pretty down to earth and like he didn’t particularly care to be a mega star. Maybe because he made the mega-big right out of school (LotR) with all the insanity that entailed, and is now happy to do the occasional film and just be low key and with his family. And he looks utterly smitten with her, which is always endearing.

  24. truetalk says:

    @Tabby; preach it Sista!lol

  25. TQB says:

    @Tabby, you got that right.

    For the doubters, YES, nursing boobs are GINORMOUS. Bigger than you ever imagined they could be. Trust me. Of course hers are pushed up, but guarantee they are REAL.

  26. bluhare says:

    @Tabby: I’m all for flaunting what you’ve got . . . at YOUR event. She was supposed to be there supporting her husband’s project, instead chose to support her own project(s).

    She’s gorgeous, and he’s handsome. They’re in love. She’d have looked as gorgeous and they’d have been just as much in love had she worn a dress that didn’t scream “LOOK AT THESE!!” at his event. Just my opinion.

  27. jinni says:

    #18
    Her face creeps me out too. The individual parts are nice by themselves, but somehow when combined they’re disturbing. She has the face of a creepy doll that’s possessed by a demonic spirit; something you’d find in a Vincent Price horror film. I feel the same way about Gemma Ward and Lily Cole. Oddly enough I don’t find Christina Ricci’s face creepy despite also having a moon-shaped face.

  28. Truthzbetta says:

    Gross bolt ons. Another site had a shot where you could see the ridge line of the implants. Blech.

    Fake. She’s at a time when her breasts should be dual purpose too and leaking silicone into kid for your ego is hideous.

    Why is Bloom so fug here? The real story is his fading beauty since he’s the real celeb in this shot. The outfit dares you to call him Grandpa.

  29. DrM says:

    She looks fantastic…end of story.

  30. Quest says:

    I don’t think Orly complained when she put on that dress.

  31. Ruffian9 says:

    She is just glowing…I’m jealous. Also, her bust looks fantastic.

  32. dj says:

    In that first picture, he is looking so lovingly at her. Beautiful. They seem like a great couple. Congratulations.

  33. Camille says:

    Orly is still much, much, much prettier than Miranda will ever be.

  34. DD says:

    Am I blind or is there no mention of the movie he was promoting at this event?
    They are a really cute couple, and maybe I am a little biased here since I do think he’s gorgeous, but he’s not a terrible actor. I’d say he’s average where most of hollywood fits in so I hope they put him in more movies. He’ll get better with time and experience I’m sure.

  35. Forelithe says:

    He looks completely happy to be out-shone! And “that” is sexy.

  36. LBeees says:

    Aw, they look so sweet and adorable. I feel like they would live in a really well decorated town house in some super artsy area.

    I love him, and the love in his eyes for her is turning me into a Miranda fan!

    babies!

  37. serena says:

    I’m in love with the new Orlando Bloom, a shining father who looks really blessed. I hope he’ll do some very solid movie that would raise up his career.

  38. Newbie says:

    I think she looks a little tacky. There’s sexy, and then there’s trying too hard. I think she’s leaning a little toward the latter.