Every since a certain episode of Mad Men last year, whenever I see photos of Jon Hamm in sunglasses, I start singing “I Can’t Get No (Satisfaction)” to myself. It just fits, doesn’t it. The Hamm Dong is rock n’ roll, and he goes together with the Rolling Stones like apple goes with pie. These are photos of The Hamm wandering around (?) outside of the Lakers game last night. I don’t really know why he wears sunglasses at dusk, but sure. I’d still like one right now, and three for the road. Before I purchase my four-pack of Hamm, can I also do a taste test? Because I want to lick him. Nibble on him just a little bit. Mm…
In other Hamm Dong news, the red band trailer has come out for Bridesmaids, and there’s now even more half-naked Hamm. Thank god. I mean, the movie looks funny and everything, but The Hamm is a major reason why I will see this movie. Thankfully, it looks like The Hamm is doing two of my favorite things: being barely clothed and being dorky. SCORE!!! Here’s the redband trailer:
“Soup is done! No it’s not.” JESUS!!!!!!
Here’s even more Hamm goodness. God, I love him.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
I do believe those jeans are hiding his Hamm dong. Disappointing.
Sorry, but this movie looks really stupid. It’s sad because I really love both The Hamm & Kristen Wiig but DAMN, seriously.
I’m taking up a collection to buy Kaiser a juicy smoked black forest ham until I can get her the hamm she so desperately craves.
Please donate ladies, “A Hamm is a terrible thing to waste”.
I thought I could see the shape of the Hamm Dong on the right side. Optical illusion?
And I’ll supply the six pack of Hamm’s beer.
Wiig rigged up this whole movie just to make out with The Hamm.
The movie does look a little dumb but JON! Love him so much. Even my husband loves him. Will see this just for Jon.
I just woke up from having a dream about the Hamm. It was all sorts of messed with Tina Fey & Jane Krakowski where I was at a restaurant with Jon & some other dude and there was no booze so the other guy made us drink white wine vinegar. Then Jon & I made out but when I told Tina & Jane they both got mad because Jon was Tina’s. It was like some alternate 30 Rock world. Not to mention my other dream earlier this week where I was out to dinner with Tina, Jane & a bunch of other women then all of a sudden Jon & Ian Somerhalder bust in fighting each other for my affection. Sigh, I think I should go back to bed and have more Hamm dreams.
@Hollowdoll
I agree with you. I think I see a ‘hamm bone’ in the middle blue jean pic…
I see the Hamm dong but I will not see this movie. It looks so stupid. Maybe someone can create a Hamm reel?
noticed the hamm dong,too – love the guy, love the dong.
This is another movie I’ll see just for Jon Hamm. I actually suffered through the horror that was Sucker Punch just so I could see my Hamm. And he was barely in the film. He originally had more scenes, one of which was a sex scene which was edited out to get the movie a PG-13. That just gives me another reason to hate the MPAA.
I just realized I am probably the weirdest lesbian ever. oh well. I am okay with that. I have a good eye for dong spotting even though I have no interest in face to face interaction.
;-P
LOL, the first picture looks like Hank Moody & Charlie Runkle!
This movie does look stupid, and ominously full of SNL rejects. But I’ll probably see it, and I’ll probably laugh.
The more trailers I see the more I want to see this movie it look so funny.
Totally seeing that movie. I don’t even care about the Hamm, that big girl is hilarious LOL
That belch holy crap LOL
Look I know he’s a big sex symbol and I love him on Mad Men, but the man has no shoulders to speak of. None whatsoever. Zilch. He could stand to hit the gym.
Well I want to see it.
But I like low brow humor.
And the stuff showing Hamm looks great.
Plus I like that it looks like all the girls are crazy as hell. And that is something that I love.
I love pretty much that whole cast, but I’m not sure about the movie itself. Oh wait, Hamm too? I’m there.
I totally want to see this!!! And I freakin’ love Hamm!!
im going to see this movie, i don’t know about u guys, but i was laughing throughout the trailer.
its like a female version of the hangover, except – u know, female – so more self-deprecation, more friendship bonding realization, more crying …
but thats not a bad thing…
Wait Devon… you had a dream with The Hamm and Tina Fey and a threesome wasn’t involved? You are wasting a good thing!
This movie looks great, and even if it doesn’t people should see it because we need to support women in comedy.
this movie is sooo stupid but how can i resist when i know that the Hamm(half naked!!) and Chris O’Dowd will be in it?its impossible!!
I don’t get why Rose Byrne is in a supporting role and not the lead, weird..