Another week, another Jessica Biel-Gerard Butler story. Can I just say something? Jessica is really pissing me off. I wanted to have sympathy for her post-breakup with Justin Timberlake, but Biel is grating on my last nerve with all of these “rumors” and “insider dish” stories about how Gerard Butler is so hot for her. Her publicist already leaked to Us Weekly that Gerard was really trying to bone her, which he denied. Then she leaked some more stuff about how much he wanted her, and how she loves their friendship and didn’t know if she should give it up, and then, last we heard, she managed to get a story into People Magazine about how she and Gerard bought “cupcakes” for the entire crew. At this point, she’ll just do anything to have her name put together with Gerard’s. And before you start yelling at me and saying that Gerard is a slut, I KNOW. I know he probably hit that. I also know that he’s probably knee-deep in Shreveport biscuits. Gerard does not pine away. He is not looking for a relationship, and he certainly isn’t hard up for Jessica’s stalker ass.
So… the latest story comes from Star Magazine (story via Jezebel). According to their source, Biel’s publicist, Gerard is “crazy” about Biel and he has been “practically glued to her side.” Take it away, Gossip Cop!
“Jessica & Gerard GETTING CLOSE,” reads a headline from Star, recycling an old rumor that Jessica Biel and Gerard Butler are now a romantic pair.
According to a supposed “insider” for the tabloid, Butler “is crazy about Jessica and has been practically glued to her side” while they shoot their rom-com Playing the Field in Louisiana.
Biel allegedly told Butler she just wanted to “be friends” at first, which has supposedly made the actor “chase her even more.”
It’s not “an official romance yet,” says Star, but the pair has been spotted “buying sandwiches” at a local deli and doing karaoke at a nearby hotspot.
However, despite such scandalous sandwich-buying (oh, my!), the magazine’s story about a budding relationship between the co-stars is way off-base.
Butler and Biel are NOT romantically involved.
A source close to Butler tells Gossip Cop the actors are working on Playing the Field together – and that is all.
[From Gossip Cop]
I wonder is Gerard is scared of her. If I was a dude and I was on Biel’s radar, I would be terrified of her. She’s got that Fatal Attraction vibe (to me at least). I know dudes always say that Crazy is good in bed, but I don’t even believe it in this case. I think when Biel is trying to land a boyfriend, she’s crazy, but when she’s got a man, she’s just clingy and vanilla and boring.
Since Biel is trying so hard to land somebody, let’s help her out. Who should she try once she realizes that Gerard has no interest whatsoever in dating her? Strong possibilities: Jake Gyllenhaal, Zac Efron, Penn Badgely, Alex Pettyfer (God, could you imagine?), Bradley Cooper… oh, I’ve got a good one! David Arquette! He’s wounded, she’s desperate. They could really make a go of it.
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I bet Gerard is running away from her as fast as he can! Surely to goodness he is smart enough to realize that hitting that is only gonna make things worse. Let’s hope he sticks with Shreveport biscuits and passes on the crazy.
BTW…he really really REALLY needs a dang haircut!
She really does have a cuckoo vibe about her. No doubt.
Penn Badgely isn’t A-list enough for Clingy
Maybe Jessica should dial down the desperation a few notches.
People like her are scary.
I guess I’m not seeing where you’re getting the idea that it’s her publicist, Kaiser. That’s quite a logical leap to just assume it’s her. I can’t see how it benefits her to leak something to just have Butler deny it as he hooks up with anything with legs (or without legs, I doubt he’s picky). It honestly just makes her look pathetic, so I can’t see it coming from her camp. This seems more like a leak that would come from the movie’s producers to drum up interest (like they did with Aniston and Butler for that horrible movie they did together).
Ugh, did I just defend Jessica Biel? I must have hit my head yesterday or something. Maybe my cat smothered me in my sleep and I have brain damage this morning.
wow, that’s pathetic
she needs to lay off the fillers in her upper lip. it looks so strange.
well she does think she’s the most beautiful woman on the earth, so it doesn’t surprise me that him being nice and friendly with her must mean that he wants her. she’s creepy for sure
She is fugly. Who in their right mind wants to go out with that desperate two-bit ho? Unless she’s a beard.
Alex Pettyfloozy (oh god, what a story that would make, so yes! :D)
She wore her desperation like a cheap perfume…heavy and cloyingly sweet…trailing a cloud of unseen funk behind her as she passed.
Gerry’s probably having a grand time with all those sweet little Louisiana biscuits and doesn’t need hers.
Is it just me, but doesn’t she just reek of desperation? Doesn’t see know that being desperate is like a repellant for men?
just hate her lips. I can’t get over them!Scary
She is just PATHETIC. How could she stay with Timberdouche so long when it was so obvious to everyone that he didn’t give a sh*t about her.
Maybe enjoys hitting it like crazy but I don’t see her as Mrs. Gerard Butler.
I can picture Butler glued to her at certain “occassions”, but I am also convinced that Butler will get un-glued very fast when the “occassions” are finished.
He’s definitely flirting with everything in a skirt (or pants, or shorts, etc) in Shreveport. I heard about them doing karoke @ Blind Tiger, but have yet to witness it. I DID meet Dennis Quaid, and he was really nice. Too nervous to approach GB though!
I really don’t think Gerard’s ego would allow him to accept Timberdouche’s leftovers.
Surely Jessica has attended the newly opened ‘Leann Rimes-Cibrean school of stalking & stealing”. They promise you results, or a refund!
Poor bastard didn’t see what he was getting into until too late.
more Jessard rumours,pffft, like Gerrifer before her with the Bounty Hunter, nothing more than pr hype to sell a movie. Cue the cozy, huggy set pics next. Fear not Kaiser.
Tabloids should sell CZJ with Gerard, now that would be a scandal…lol
why do you just assume that shes has leaked all of this? it doesnt benefit her. Is it just because you like GB? he really isnt all that.
I can smell the desperation to be relevant from here. She is so predictable and sad.
tragic, maybe. Pretty, definitely.
She kind of looks like that whackadoo Kelly Killerman Bensimone (or however the f you spell her name). The saddest part of all these Jessica/Gerard rumors (Jessica story plants) is they highlight how much in the crapper Gerard’s career really is. He is now starring in films where Jessica Biel is the leading lady. He should leave these kind of projects for Patrick Dempsey and work to be a more serious leading man. He could do, if he really wanted to. I suspect, though, he enjoys the attention, the lifestyle, the easy money, and he really does not feel a need to work too hard to maintain what he already has.
I am no insiders, but where do you guys get the idea that she is “desperate” “creepy” and “stalky”? I do agree Jessica as the leading lady in the movie doesn’t say much about where Gerry’s career is heading.
I find her completely and totally devoid of personality and talent.
She’s stunning. He’s gay. No guy never ever has a girlfriend. Even players have girlfriends.
Shame on you ladies….why is everyone ragging on Jessica. I admire her & think she is a very good actress. Are you all jealous or something. I did think that she could do better than Timberlake. He seemed too young for her. She also is involved in many charitable causes. How many are you people involved with???
Justin and Mila were looking friendly on Ellen but he was nervous, maybe something IS up. This Biel chick has always been so boring, I wish her luck.
Gerald, Gerald – please take my advice – you have a beautiful face – shave off that nasty beard and get a haircut!
What has happened to you? You were so beautiful once upon a time (well, ok, so ages ago in Attila) but I know you can get there again! From the neck down, you are still gorgeous! Now work on from the neck up! ha ha
she’s beautiful.
but Penn Badgley can do better, she doesn’t sound like the best girlfriend.
I think she is very pretty. GB looks like a crazy man. Ugh! He just always looks dirty to me.
I think he’s scratching the lice in his hair.
ya im as confused as a lot of you–i don’t get why we are supposed to hate her. Ive always thought she was gorgeous since her 7th heaven days… but i’ve seen nothing of how she acts in reality to know that shes boring or fun…karaoke though..that sounds fun and shes a snowboarder…i must be uber boring in comparison 🙁
Gerard is an Adonis he is in my dreams every night!!! He is too good for her desperate pathetic used up ass.
Only in Hollywood could someone who looks like that be so desperate and insecure that it becomes crazy.
If I had her features, I would own the world.
@Barbara, right on.
OH PULEEZE!!!! This info is from the freakin star magazine which is always total bullsh#t. I think this girl is minding her own business, doing her job which she is paid to do, and haters are just gonna keep hating.
Did I forget to mention the same star magazine who just back the eff up and copped a plea to Katie like little the little lying bitches we know they are!
Bwahahaha suck it star magazine!!
I don’t care
She is pathetic and unattractive. I’m no fan of JT, but I always thought he could do better than her. Gerard can do WAY better.
I don’t get the hate on her either. Maybe she really did love Timberlake. And maybe things were really good between them before he cheated (face it. some guys don’t need a reason to cheat. it’s compulsive). If she wanted to believe the best was possible in him, then it makes me feel sorry for her and her naivety, but it doesn’t make me HATE her. Why hate on the woman who’s guy cheated on her? She deserved it? WTF.
It’s not hating on someone to notice their PR tricks. To be fair to Biel the leaking/creation of this story is helpful to everyone involved. It changes the subject from her humiliation by JT and makes her look like she’s moving on. It helps to distract from the questions that some have about Butler’s sexuality (I think he’s bi) and it creates some buzz for the obvious shit-fest this movie will be.
Hey, I like your David Arquette idea Kaiser! But he would probably be too ‘into her’ for her. She probably only wants a man if they are not into her. Lord knows that’s the vibe we got from her and JT’s relationship.
Hey mln76: What makes you think he is bi? Just curious, because I’ve never heard any squawks about that at all.
Gerry is very outgoing and flirting comes naturally to him. Doesn’t mean much. Anyone he gets serious about is out of the spotlight for a reason. One past girlfriend took serious sh** online for just appearing out in public with him and it freaked her out. He picks his rolse for the variety. A few rom/coms, yes, but also things like Coriolanus, Machine Gun Preacher & Movie 43.
She is a beautiful girl. Usually stunning girls have huge insecuties issues and would latch on anything with lice just like GB
For the record because I feel the need to defend him from haters everywhere. Gerry Butler is highly intelligent.
He graduated with honors from law school. He’s a great humanitarian and gives of his time and money to many charitable causes, especially to those helping children. One he directly supports is Kids Kicking Cancer. He freely admits that his wild(er) partying days had alot to do with his adventures but has calmed down alot, as people do when they mature a bit. As for attractiveness that’s all in the eye of the beholder otherwise it’d be really boring wouldn’t it? I think he’s utter perfection myself.
@43 Crash2GO2 I have just seen rumors on the web in his case I find it believable because he is so promiscuous I can see him screwing anything and anyone (that doesn’t mean I am right just my opinion on why he participates in these showmances).
@ Newbie,
I think that few people “hate” her in earnest. I think that she has a tendency to make a target out of herself due to the rather asinine comments that she makes. Or it could be how the media and public chooses to interpret them. Either way, she cuts a pathetic figure, thereby inviting herself to ridicule.
Admittedly, she annoys the shit out of me, but my issue with her is her abysmal lack of skills on screen. She truy is a terrible actress.
Zzzzzzzzzzzz………. It’s the Jennifer Anniston rumor recycled. Every girl /woman he films with, will supposedly be having or wanting an affair with him, is desperate and lonely,etc.,etc…….Think of something new tabs