Beyonce in vinyl (?) Emilio Pucci at the Met Gala: ridiculous or meh?

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Beyonce brought along Jay-Z for last night’s Met Gala, and as it turns out, Beyonce needed all the support she could get. This too-tight, nipple-grazing (I don’t even know how to describe it) Emilio Pucci dress was not a fashion “win” for Beyonce, considering that she couldn’t even get up the stairs (according to sources). Also, according to The Cut (via ONTD), Beyonce and Jay were BOOED because they didn’t pose for photos for long enough, although that story seems apocryphal considering every photo agency got decent shots of them. Apparently, they only posed for a few seconds and then trotted away from photographers, only to be waylaid by her mortal enemy, stairs.

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As for the Pucci dress… meh. I think it’s tacky-looking. I’m not a gold-on-black (vinyl?) hater in general, but put all of the elements of this dress together, and it’s a catastrophe. The nipple-grazing, the too-tight bodice, the mermaid skirt… all of it just ridic.

Jay looks alright though. But I like a man in a white dinner jacket.

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71 Responses to “Beyonce in vinyl (?) Emilio Pucci at the Met Gala: ridiculous or meh?”

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  1. Vivi says:

    I think it’s sequins, not vinyl, and I would LOVE this, if she had only gotten rid of the fishtail. I think that tulle just looks like a total afterthought. If it was a clean, figure hugging silhouette I’d be ALL OVER the bitch.

    And – she did have issues with the stairs. Lainey has photos on her site.

  2. Brassy says:

    It’s a sad, sad day when Pucci is mistaken for House of Dereon.

  3. Lady Jane says:

    Horrid, horrid dress. And if you are going to be so processed Beyonce, then touch up the ol’ roots and put on some more dramatic eye make-up.

  4. Justaposter says:

    Brassy! I totally agree. I was just going to post “Oh gawd she is letting her Mamma dress her again!”

    IMO she is sporting either a “DAYUM I LOOK GOOD” grin or a “WHYYYYYYYYYYYY did I wear this!!” grin.

  5. You don't say says:

    She could not even walk up the stairs without help from two people. Was she able to even sit down? That thing is dreadful!!

  6. brin says:

    I know she goes for all the glitz and glamour and can usually pull it off, but this is too much even for Beyonce.

  7. baby says:

    ya i agree, this dress is just way too much and not in a good way. and what the hell is with the roots??? cheap looking! come on b your better than that!

  8. lucy2 says:

    I think I hate it. She’s such a beautiful woman but never looks well put together, and everything is always too tight, too flashy, etc.

  9. embertine says:

    Why does she love the fishtail skirts? They are ridiculous and make her walk and pose like a robot with stiff little robot arms. And I am not feeling the Plymouth Brethren hairstyle.

    Damn B, you are almost making me take you off the freebies list. Tsk tsk.

  10. RocketMerry says:

    What’s wrong with her eyes…? They’re scary, as of late.
    Bad dress and bad hair!

  11. azurea says:

    She looks like a madam at an 1890’s whorehouse.

    Isn’t there usually a theme at the Met Gala that is supposed to tweak the imaginations of the attendees regarding what they wear?

    Whatever the theme was this year, it produced some terrible results!

  12. Laura says:

    She looks so uncomfortable!

  13. Jacq says:

    Looks much less like Pucci and more like a creation from The House of Dereon.

  14. Marjalane says:

    So I guess it’s not just the ugly stuff her mother makes her wear from the Trailer Park of Dereon, but Beyonce truly has ghastly taste. On first glance I thought, “Uh-oh, wardrobe malfunction”, and wondered how do you spell, giant, odd shaped, ‘areola’?

    I loved that we were given two choices- ridiculous or meh. neither good!

  15. really says:

    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!

  16. Marie says:

    @azurea I agree! I swear I seen “Miss Mona” (The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas) wear that same dress!!

  17. Jackson says:

    Oh, Lordy. This dress is wrong in every single way possible. Every. Single. Way. At least the lace on her boobs gave me a laugh – it makes them look like they’re tattooed.

  18. Ashley says:

    She’s a Barbie mermaid!

  19. Lindy says:

    Is anyone else just totally, totally bored with the mermaid/fishtail dress thing? Can we let it die for at least a few years?

    Yeah, my first thought was this was her mother’s bizarre, trashy creation. Huh.

  20. Emily says:

    All I can think of is, her poor, poor tittays. They must hurt so much, squashed down like that.

  21. Annaloo says:

    overkill…tacky too

  22. Sassy says:

    Uh, NO. Why would you wear a dress that you can’t even walk/sit/stand in? She looks like she’s about to pop out of that can of sardines. And the hair? You’re a multi-millionaire and you can’t afford to get your roots done?

  23. marge says:

    everything looks so wrong here… bad hair, underwhelming haisdo, makeup suitable for the office, ridiculous dress

  24. guesty says:

    I’m not a gold-on-black (vinyl?) hater in general…

    LOL Kaiser!!!

    This was atrocious & not the look.

  25. neelyo says:

    It looks like a Frederick’s of Hollywood version of something Miss Kitty would wear on BONANZA.

  26. your mama says:

    Haha Hova looks like he’s outshining Miss B. He looks DASHING!

    (never thought of him as cute before, but the tux will do wonders for a man)

  27. dorothy says:

    No, no , no ….totally inappropriate for the event.

  28. mia girl says:

    Did anyone else think that the appliqués / print of the dress in the hip area look like they are meant to illustrate the female reproductive anatomy?! All I can see are fallopian tubes leading to the uterus!

    Maybe this is a Pucci fertility dress and Beyonce was subliminally attracted to for that reason. Otherwise, have no idea why she is wearing this.

  29. iheartlasagne says:

    Hahaha! This is just so awful! I actually laughed out loud for like 5 minutes, am even still chuckling as I type this. So many of these frocks are just so, so terrible but this is the worst. And so hilarious!

  30. asiont says:

    awful, really awful.

    but jay z doesn’t look good either.

  31. Micki says:

    Why, oh why does she insist on wearing such tight clothes? It’s painfull even to watch her stand let alone think how she’s going to sit in this thing.

  32. anait says:

    That dress is simply “too much”

  33. sandip says:

    As Jay-Z said he’s got the baddest chick in the game. relax folks its only one over the top dress.

  34. Rachel() says:

    Yeah, because black and gold are never tacky together…should’ve had Gwenyth check this one out B!

  35. lolas says:

    @ Brassy : hahaha!

  36. kazoo says:

    if she ever wears something that ISN’T tacky, i’ll die of shock.

  37. Az says:

    Boring dress. Beyonce always looks like that. And the boobage area looks seriously painful. Hova looks GREAT, though.

  38. S says:

    Hasn’t she already worn this before somewhere??

  39. NoFrank says:

    This dress makes me laugh. A lot. Like, I saw the first picture and went “She was kidding, right? She let the photogs take pictures of her being carried up the stairs and she was laughing her ass off the whole time, right? Then she went into the ladies room and changed into something beautiful, right? RIGHT?”

  40. Janice says:

    Not a fan, not a fan!

  41. someone says:

    It would look great if she got it one size bigger, she looks like she stuffed herself into it…

  42. Eve says:

    Apparently, they only posed for a few seconds and then trotted away from photographers, only to be waylaid by her mortal enemy, stairs.

    Stairs are her mortal enemy indeed:

    http://www.dlisted.com/2011/05/03/this-is-just-stupid

    You want to make an entrance, but then you need the help of a guy wearing cargo shorts. Sad.

  43. Tia C says:

    @ azurea: Yes she does!

    @ mia girl: YES! That was all I could see as well – it’s like an anatomical diagram on the outside of the dress. And in the 2nd picture, it looks like Jay-Z likes that!

    Beyonce is so overrated in every possible way that she could be, and has obviously inherited bad taste from her mother. This creation is flat-out HIDEOUS, not to mention tacky, and should not have the venerable name of Pucci anywhere near it.

  44. Mairead says:

    Oh Holy God!

  45. Deven says:

    No one has mentioned how the gold detail up the sides make her hips look a foot wider than usual. If her bust line were pushed up any more, she’d have two pair of cheeks!

  46. serena says:

    Ugly hairstyle and make up.

    The fug of the dress is amazing.

  47. skibunny says:

    I actually had to laugh when I saw this. It’s ridiculous!

  48. Janna says:

    That dress is just bad, period.

  49. Amanda G says:

    I’m literally “LOL” at how ridiculous that dress is.

  50. Stubbylove says:

    I hate to say this but I think the dress has potential and was more than likely much better in person. I think she’s is absolutely gorgeous but just doesn’t get it.

  51. kristen says:

    Pffft, this dress is just a knockoff McQueen

    Lee is STILL influencing the game!!

  52. sarah talks says:

    Link to video of paparazzi booing her

    http://www.twitvid.com/FAKYK

    Her dress was so tight, I understand why she didn’t walk around taking photos.

    Jay-Z looks FUG as always. She doesn’t look like trailer trash barbie like she has been lately, so I would say it’s a win of sorts.

  53. Isa says:

    She was sewn into that dress? Correct?

    I figured it was a House of D creation. She looks horrible.

  54. ladybert62 says:

    Wrong on so many levels it gives me a headache to look at it. Could she even breathe in that outfit? And I agree, I do not like white dinner jackets. My, oh my, the things people put on their bodies and call clothing when it more appropriately should be called torture-chamber-duds! Yuk!!!

  55. anonymoose says:

    ridiculous *AND* meh!

    i’d call her a fashion victim, but that isn’t fashion and she’s not a victim if she chose that stupid dress.

    ps. why are her gums the same color as her face? from the neck up she’s just teeth, brown eyes, and roots. simply awful.

  56. feebee says:

    someone wanted to get noticed

  57. Hakura says:

    I would’ve liked it a lot more if she looked as though she could actually breathe (Like she had to take a huge breath before waddling down the carpet).

    There was no reason it needed to be THAT tight…It makes it look like her breasts are about to explode out of it. (I thought it was a nip-slip at first…)

    Girlfriend has a bangin‘ body, but she’s not very good at showing it off in a ‘classy’ way.

  58. Lady Satan says:

    It is sequins not vinyl so points for that… I think it could work minus the poufy tulle bottom and the cut out cleavage reveal.

    Picture it will the boob area filled in, and a straight line to the bottom. It would still be a dramatic dress, but striking rather than silly.

  59. Dingles says:

    She’s trying…so…hard…

  60. naturegirl says:

    STUPID BITCH NO WONDER SHE GOT BOOED.

  61. anonymous says:

    Horrible dress even Beyeonce arm pits looked as if they were hurting! The thing is these people are dressed by professionals before they go out and clothes are picked out months in advance.

  62. LondonParis says:

    Am I the only one who HATES that little blue “shop” tag that’s been added to all the pictures? It’s cutting off text, and I’m not buying anything these women are wearing..

  63. Bill Hicks is God says:

    @LondonParis: ImNotObsessed does that too.

    It looks like her boobs in their fight for air tore right through the bodice. It might’ve been a perfectly fine Pucci dress before Dereon puked all over it.

  64. SoCal says:

    HORRIBLE DRESS! This must be from the “House of Diarrhea” line!!!! HORRIBLE HAIR too! The only thing that worked was her fresh face a light make up because she does have a great face, but I MUST give this look a FAIL for looking extra tacky, cheap and ridiculous!

  65. blasted1 says:

    She looks like a saloon girl from a 1960’s spaghetti western! Maybe she thought it was a costume party? I would have broke out laughing at her instead of booing! No one should be surprised, though. This dumb kid proved long ago that she hasn’t got 1 micron of taste.

  66. Newbie says:

    Ridiculous. Lately all I see when I look at her is “weave”. Sorry. Ish.

  67. ghoulish_moose says:

    Holy nuts! That dress is shit!

    She’s worn dresses of this sort of shape before. They don’t suit her and they don’t flatter her.

    Its just so so so awful! Why is everybody so scared of telling a celeb they look shit!? I’d be all over it! =D

  68. Nikki says:

    I think I’m one of the only people that likes this gown! I think it’s very unique, love the colors and design…not a big fan of the fishtail bottom though.

  69. M says:

    Terrible! It looks like a costume from Riverdance…

  70. TheStrangeOne says:

    Is it just me or is their body language in the first pic very “off”?