I wish we had a full shot of Demi Moore’s pants, because I have a feeling that they are more hilarious in full-length than at these current thigh-cut-offs. Look at them! Shiny, orange, cheap-looking material, and oddly baggy. You know what these pants are, right? They’re nouveau Golden Girls pants. Comfort for the over-50 lady who wants to be fashionable and trendy, but who thinks that baggy orange parachute pants are “in style” and “hip with the kids.” For some reason, the whole waist-hip situation is making me think of Don Knotts.
GAH. I just saw a clear shot of the pants – go here to The Mail. Yes, they really are HIDEOUS.
As for Demi’s “ageless” face… sure. I guess. It’s so smooth and unmoving, it’s like she’s wearing a mask. Is that the point? I know we’re supposed to look at her and think about how great she looks/how great her work is, but looking at Demi makes me sad. Does she think we won’t care about her if she ages naturally, or did that option pass her by a long time ago?
Photos courtesy of Fame.
I’m going to ignore the hideousness that are these by noting that she doesn’t look happy. At all. Oh and I’m still waiting for them to sue Star magazine regarding the cheating ‘allegations’. Hmmm.
What’s with that weird head angle/tilt thing she’s constantly doing?
Misplaced botox jab, extreme pain from having everything pulled so tight or fear of photo double chin syndome?
Are they harem pants? Dumb trend. Still, she’s thin and pretty enough to (almost) pull them off.
Her face looks good to me, like it’s settled a bit since the last round of photos. You can see her age (sort of) in her lower face.
@Dee She does look somber, but maybe she’s upset about her daughter.
They look 2 sizes to big. Looks like with her money she could afford alterations.
She must have determined that she looks best at one particular angle and is hell bent on always being photographed that way. It makes her look like she’s always trying to see around the next corner.
Hm, there are several small french catalogues which offer lots of similar pants now. Is she in european fashion or..?
Cannot stand her but love the outfit–wish I could see the shoes she’s wearing.
Same expression in every photo. It drives me mad that these women are oblivious to the fact that this does NOT look good!
Her face looks like it can’t move it’s frozen in place you can tell she wanted to smile but one side of her lip wouldn’t move all the way up to complete the smile now it looks like she has a really bad twitch going on.
The pants are awful but I noticed she hasn’t been smiling her usual full smile. I guess she read the comments about her granny teeth!
well I think ORANGE is a color that demands immediate and all attention directed to itself – perhaps she is trying to distract us from something else?
Pants are UGLY – her face is still pretty but her head angle in these photos is weird – looks stilted and unnatural.
But then I am always critical of her as I cant stand whats his name that she is married to!
Too tight, too skinny, not a good mix.
Where do you get puffy? She looks beautiful. I hate the color of the pants. Ugh.
She starts looking old. Which is good and actually sane, but not for her apparently …
she is beautiful and I actually hope that she is happy and doesn’t secretly hate her body or her appearance.
with Madonna saying she “felt fat” in her dress at the Met Gala and the other women waging fights against aging and expanding waist lines – I guess it just makes *me* sad. show me a woman, in hollywood etc., over 30 who is not self-loathing her appearance, in the most secret parts of her brain.
sigh
It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown.
Isn’t it the weirdest thing, to be discussing stars’latest FACES? I’m as much a compulsive gawker as anyone else, yet it keeps striking me that we are in a surreal alternative universe where such things are commonplace! As for Demi, Madonna et al, give it up ladies, and start to look interesting for reasons other than your latest adjustments.
I think Demi looks great & whatever work she’s getting is getting done right. But I won’t cosign those pants. Pleats are only OK when they are covering hot Scots dong as part of a kilt.
Those pants … I just can’t … The pants trauma is so severe, I can’t even weigh in upon Demi’s face trauma.
Many if not most of you are probably too young to know about or remember (or have managed to suppress the horrible traumatic memories about) the early 1980’s fashion of wearing “baggies”: surely one of the most horrific, ill-fitting, unflattering garments ever created. Nobody looked good in them … NOBODY.
IDK what they’re calling ’em now, but those are definitely “baggies” that Demi’s wearing. The shiny fabric, the front pleats, the bad fit, the overall ICK factor.
I confess to having owned (and unfortunately, worn) a pair of pants virtually identical to Demi’s. Mine weren’t orange … they were *gulp* electric blue and they made my ass look like homemade sin created by unskilled labor. Just awful.
WHY ARE THESE PANTS COMING BACK? Stop the insanity! JUST SAY NO!
her face is flawless but she has the old lady torso thing happening and in the lower regions..
she looks like granny from the thighs to the rib cage, LOL
Demi is so full of herself w/the clown husband.
If she’d put some weight on, she probably would age really well (or would have… I think we’ve passed the point of no return).
she doesn’t smile because she CAN’T smile. her face would probably shatter if she tried.
Why would anyone criticize the looks of this woman? She is absolutely stunning and an inspiration. She looks 10 times better than me and I’m 33. Go Demi!
is she braless? she’s too old to go braless.
she’s not “old”. she’s not attractive, either.
Demi’s legs look stick thin and her face looks like she’s not well.
After seeing Kim Z’s plastic pregnancy face photos from yesterday, Demi looks like the epitome of natural.
She is in desperate need of a style update. Hair, makeup, clothes and all.
She is too thin, but the work on her face is not excessive. It still looks like her face and she is still a beautiful woman. Also I am a fan of shades of orange found in nature, including this one, especially since it’s not warring with any other colors and is covering less than half her body.
Hate the pants, but I appreciate the fact that her nips and tucks are so understated. For someone known to get regular cosmetic surgery, she doesn’t have that trout pout thing going on at all.
She looks like she is breaking wind in some of these pics. 😀
From the look of it, her make up must probably be the much hyped M.A.C.
Haha, breaking wind. Nice. But seriously, who is her surgeon. She looks “well preserved” …. can I please look that good when I’m however old she is? It must take a pretty penny.
She needs to gain at least 10 pounds. Why are curves such a sin in Hollywood?
As usual, no radiance, no sparkle, no personality, just vaccant.
She Looks sad.
Amen, sluggo!
This is not a happy woman! Face- and expression-wise, and pants-wise.
LOL to the ‘Golden Girls’ reference! That was a great sitcom in its day.