These are some newish photos of Kim Kardashian at her fragrance launch in Las Vegas. Her perfume is called “Gold”. Because…? Because “Gold-plated, cat-faced, clown-butted wax figure” was already taken…? Eh. I shouldn’t be so harsh – Kim’s kat-face is looking better in these photos. The kat-face looks… deflated. Less waxy. Like it might move a little bit.
But what’s with the awkward stance? At first I thought it was just the angle of the photos, but she looks like this in every photo, taken in different angles. It’s like she’s gained some weight and she isn’t sure how to carry herself in this unflattering clown-butt skirt (the design ADDS weight to her lower half). Speaking of Kim being a size four, Kim was talking about her size four cellulite again. In a recent interview, Kim said, “Of course, I struggle with insecure moments. I wish I didn’t but I love to eat, especially sweets. And I’ll say it, I think my thighs are jiggly and I have cellulite. Now let’s move on! Because when I put the time in at the gym, I’m confident. You have to feel good to look good. On days when I need extra motivation, I just think, Bikini, bikini, bikini. Everyone has the power to make good decisions, whether it’s about your career or fitness routine. As long as you stay dedicated to something, you’ll see a change. If you’re committed, you can do anything.” Sure. And when all else fails, simply lie about your size. Great messaging!
Last thing: can I just how weird it is to me that at this point in celebrity culture, not only does Kim Kardashian have her own perfume line (ugh), but that she has a huge event in Las Vegas to LAUNCH her perfume? I understand a perfume launch at a store like Sephora, like Jennifer Aniston did last week. But to do a Vegas launch like it’s a club opening? That’s so odd to me.
Photos courtesy of WENN & Fame.
Hideous!! Also…she can barely move her face anymore.
Well how many launches will she have. Aniston has had what? 3 or 4. I guess picking Las Vegas was a good idea. Tons of tourist and high end stores everywhere. I think the funny thing about celebrity culture is that EVERYONE/ANYONE HAS or can get A FRAGRANCE LINE.. (ugh.. and WHY?)
I am not a fan of any of the Kardashins.. but Kim has big fan base. I don’t get it either but there you go. She is not a size 4 or 5 My niece who is 16 is a 5. And Kim makes 3 of her..in the ass alone.
She also uses diet supplements. Which her family has a vested interest. That is how she and her sisters drop weight. She has said as much.
But knocking her for what the likes of Aniston, Witherspoon, Berry, Spears, Lopez, Dion, Beyonce, Rihanna, Duff, MaryJ, and countless others are doing hmmm..They are all doing it, and to me that makes it so OVER DONE.
Who is buying this stuff?
She looks disgusting is her perfume called gold because she got a golden shower???
way too much plastic….
That dress does NOT photograph well. The skirt ruffles make her appear lumpy and paunchy.
i can’t believe she thinks she should still add emphasis(!!!) to her butt
@michelle That’s funny!!! LOL!!
I think Kim’s face looks good here but IMO she was prettier two faces ago.
Why does everyone and their pet hamster have a fragrance now a days?
Ew, get a clue.. the white powder effect over her nose and around the eyes and on chin is getting horror movie frightful. She’s so proud of her big ol butt, tight clothes and heavy boobs.. let her suffer.
LOL MICHELLE! PROLLY SO… That skirt is unbelievably bad. Was she even thinking when she gave herself a onceover before leaving her lair? And I am really shocked that you think her face looks a little better. She looks like she is in pain and needs to take a dump. And Lord God in Heaven, please do not let me EVER be within 100 yards of anyone wearing this perfume. I beg of you.
“Kim Kardashian-The Voluptuous New Fragrance”
That’s why she’s wearing the bulky butt dress and talking about her weight.
I swear she’s trying to convince me into buying her perfume
she looks terrified, like we will know she is not a 4, we know Kim, we know.
@ Michelle – Love it! Personally, I think it stands for “Gold Digger” but since she & Kanye are “friends” that probably wouldn’t have gone over well. He’d want money, and she wouldn’t want to have to pay him since money (and plastic surgery) are her personal gods…I’m sure they could work out some sort of arrangement! 😉
Ladies, when will you learn to dress for the body you HAVE, not the body you THINK YOU HAVE?
@Tee Tee…LOL! So true!
I believe that she is a petite girl but she has to know the camera adds 10 lbs. Come on girl, you know that from years of fame whoring, or did you not learn a thing?! That dress was a bad pick girl. No matter what you pick, you can’t hide that ass…but you can hide a pudge if you gained some weight.
Does she have a sylist?
Why does Kim and her family seem to think that the public cares about their weights? That is all they ever talk about in interviews or whenever their on the tabloid mag it’s only about how they lost 5 pounds in two weeks, which isn’t HARD or abnormal, your body normally fluctuates 5 pounds on a weekly basis. It gets so tiresome hearing this family talk, it makes me miss Paris Hilton and her asinine antics.
Who even notices her clothes? We’re all too startled by her scary plastic face.
Wow did her eyes change, she looks Filipino. That skirt doesnt flatter her butt.
Her plastic surgery makes her look like she is always on the verge of tears.
Is she deliberately trying for a big butt look???
If so, that skirt accomplishes all of her goals and then some.
Lol @ Michelle. U slayed me. I use to love Kim but am over her. She is phony and fake. Admit you have tweeked your face trick. It’s obvious.
She scares the heck out of me… her big plastic boobs and butt, her plastic face, her lasered hairline… I just feel bad for her, she tries to act so confident about herself but obviously she is not if she has to change her face, put on that much makeup and constantly show/talk about her body. I know it’s a Hollywood thing, but she’s a lot worse than most.
Sure, her waxy kat-face surgery problem is totally disturbing, but I honestly think that’s not as much of an issue as her makeup. Why is she always shellacking her face and why does NOBODY love her enough to tell her she looks terrifying? Those spider eyelashes of hers stalk me in my nightmares. The whole effect is creepy because Kim keeps becoming more like her mother’s replacement drone. Kris Kardashian gives me the skeeves. A crack ho that pimps out her middle schooler for an eight ball would make a better parent than that shrew.
She’s aged herself considerably with all that plastic surgery. She looked much better before all the botox and fillers.
Has she had MORE work done??
If she jacks up her eyes any more she’ll be blinking sideways!
Awful, awful dress. Yes, alien-kat-kreature, we know you have a big booty – there really is no need to keep pointing that out, and especially not in a dress that makes you look squat and chunky.
Oh wow, now I see about her lower eyelids. That’s repugnant. She was quite gorgeous before. She must think this “enhances” her beauty? Ugh.
Here’s the thing this face isn’t too bad (kind of a cross between Nicole Scherzinger and Roselyn Sanchez) but the first face was originally and uniquely pretty so I like that better.
@TeeTee LMOL! She does look uncomfortably awkward like she’s about to be found out!
Kim is someone I want to like and root for. I am simarly designed except my top sticks out and I have wide hips not a bubble butt so I get that I appear heavier because of this disproportion and label sizes varying i can wer a 8/6/4 (usually 6) on the bottom and 8-12 on top (usually 8). Kim is tiny and I can buy that her cute wardrobe may contain some size 4s. I get that Kim wanted to explain/clarify……..back when she did the video w the jeans. Now after hearing her say this same stuff like 6 times I’m tired. It reads like she has nothing interesting to say and knows this will keep her talked.
I hate it when people don’t dress for their body type. That does not flatter you Kim!
If only she invested 1/16 of the amount of time she invests in her appearance, on her personal growth, she might actually be an interesting person with something worthwhile to say. Until then it’s all ‘blah blah blah’.
I was talking to my boyfriend a few days ago about Kim Kardashian. I told him she had been laying low and that I had not seen pics of her on the red carpet/”candids” in a few weeks. I told him, “I bet she’s getting more plastic surgery.” I’m thinking my theory was right because her face does looked tweaked.
She’ll always be the woman who got pissed on and sold the video. Can’t take that away from her. Only a pig would do something like that. Can’t imagine why anyone would buy perfume or clothing from her. I’m guessing her customers are pigs too.
LOL, shes sucking in REALLY HARD, in the 1st and last pic! u can tell from her neck and chest; her bones are practically popping out!!
Also, the bottom half of that dress wud look sienna miller look fat! Bad choice Kimmy! I like the top though 🙂
Ok, to be fair (ugh), I am Kim’s height and very curvy and i am a size 6, so she might not be too far off with the size 4 thing. Ugh. Sorry.
Her butt and boobs are atrocious! Set those bobbies free – they look like they are screaming for air in that costume!
sweet. is this her wax figure?
Such a train wreck.
Wilson Smith – exactly. She will always be trash regardless of how may perfumes she comes out with or how many magazine covers she is on.
Her nose looks smaller. Something definitely seems different about her face to me.
What is wrong with her face??? She’s looking more and more like someone else than herself. She has totally changed her face! How sad….so young…..no need for that at 30. These celebrities are crazy.