Well, Prince William and Kate Middleton (HRH The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge) are finally on their honeymoon, ten days after their wedding. We still don’t know exactly where they are or where they’re going, and who knows if we’ll ever find out? People says it’s probably the Seychelles, but Australia, Mustique, Jordan, and Kenya are also in the mix. I remember, about a month ago, there was talk that Kate and Will would be going on a six-week honeymoon, but apparently William only has two weeks of leave from his RAF job:

After a week in which the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge went back to work (him) and hit the local shops (her), the newlyweds are now doing something more traditional – they’ve headed off on honeymoon.

On Tuesday, the Palace confirmed to PEOPLE that the couple have headed off on their romantic vacation. It is thought that William, 28, has two weeks leave from his duties with his RAF Search and Rescue squadron, with whom he helped rescue several people in the mountains of Wales.

Sources at the Palace will not cite the newlyweds’ destination. A spokesman states, “The couple have asked for their privacy to be respected during their honeymoon.”

The royal duo had announced that they were delaying their trip and instead left Buckingham Palace a day after their April 29 wedding for a “mini-moon” at an undisclosed destination in the U.K.

The British tabloids are speculating that they’ve gone to the Seychelles in the Indian Ocean. Per tradition, the destination was reputedly kept secret from the bride.

[From People]

The “hitting the local shops” comment reminded me of some questions/comments I’ve gotten on Twitter regarding what Kate has actually done with her time since getting married. Why are you surprised that the media doesn’t really know how to describe it? She doesn’t do anything but wait for Will to come home. Apparently, she doesn’t even have to clean their house! A housekeeper comes in and cleans. Waity just waits for Will to come home. She probably reads magazines, drives to London to get her hair done, maybe throws some fish sticks in the oven. Does her nails. Watches TV. Basically, what she’s done for nine years. I’m just sayin’. It’s funny that people are trying to make it seem like she’s doing something really fancy or worthwhile. I’m sure she’s probably trying to get pregnant too – but perhaps that makes procreating seem too much like a job. It is her job, though. When you marry into the royal family, your JOB is to produce an heir, hopefully pretty quickly. Honeymoon baby?

UPDATE: It was just confirmed – they’re in Seychelles. According to The Guardian/Us Weekly: “The Seychelles tourist office confirmed that the royal couple arrived at the international airport on Mahe Tuesday morning — bound for one of the 100-plus islands in the archipelago, located in the Indian Ocean off the east coast of Africa. One potential island? ‘The ultra-exclusive’ Fregate Island Private, The Guardian speculates, which is just a 20-minute helicopter ride away from where William and Kate touched down.”

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