January Jones covers the June issue of Allure, and man, they really drew the short end of the stick as far as timing goes. You see, this particular interview was conducted in the interest of promoting X-Men: First Class, but it was also done before Jones announced her pregnancy a few week ago. As a result, the choice quotes don’t even approach those previous instances when January mused about imagining life as a diamond and declared that campaigning for an Oscar would be so very tedious as to not even be worth the trouble. Still, January manages to both be absolutely gorgeous in the photoshoot and also to give us a few reminders (mostly, she talks about her figure and Jason Sudeikis) of her own vapidity:

On Never (Ever) Dieting: “I just listen to whatever my body craves. I don’t deny myself anything. I don’t crave sweets or unhealthy things very often. But when I do, like if I’m in a bad mood and I’m in traffic, I’ll stop at McDonald’s and get a strawberry shake and fries and not feel guilty at all, because I deserve it.”

On Her “Mad Men” Wardrobe: “The most challenging part of the wardrobe is actually the period shoes,” she says. But overall, Jones appreciates the restrictive fashions of the era. “The long-line bra with the pointy tips and the girdle, and then the stockings on the garter belt–I really like the shape it gives me. It’s kind of sad when you take the girdle off at the end of the day.”

On Breaking Up With Jason Sudeikis: “The long distance kind of petered us out. When you date someone else who’s in the industry, someone has to make the sacrifices. And if no one’s willing to, then you just have to be friends.” Then again, it’s hard to imagine anyone who is not in the industry being understanding of her job’s demands: “‘I’m sorry, I need to go away for three months and kiss other men while you stay here.'”

On Grace Kelly Comparisons: “It’s hard to think I have to live up to that, because I’m not her, unless Grace Kelly drank beer.”

On Therapy: “I was traveling so much, and I just needed to make sure I was grounded and had someone to talk to. She talked more than I did, which was hilarious and great and fun. I really like her. It was like having a girlfriend. But I’m not going to give her $300 an hour to have the same conversation I could have with my girlfriend.”

Why She Did X-Men: First Class: “I was coming off two dramatic movies and then another season of “Mad Men,” and I was ready to do something a little bit more fun.”

Obviously, the “fun” to which January refers apparently included getting pregnant while on the set of First Class. In all seriousness, however, I’m curious as to how someone claims to have never worried about their diet but is also a former model and now also appears to have a few body issues associated with taking off a girdle. Not that we should trouble ourselves over January’s apparent inconsistencies; instead, we’ll just go back to wondering about the true identity of her baby daddy.

Photos courtesy of Allure and HuffPo