Having covered the many, many tabloid stories about Brangelina throughout the years, I truly appreciate it when a tabloid gives me new material to work with. Some tabloid concepts are overdone and overwrought – “Brad is calling Aniston! Angelina takes away his phone privileges!” Or: “Angelina nags Brad, Brad cries!” But every now and again, a tabloid will come up with a new twist that amuses me. This is one of those times. Star Mag took a standard issue story – “Brad speaks to [random woman], Angelina gets pissed” – and combined it with a genius add-on. The random woman in this case was a nanny Brad was interviewing for a position (in his pants). The nanny is “a dead ringer for Jennifer Aniston.” So Brad and Angelina aren’t fighting over the actual Aniston, just the Aniston Avatar.

Another day, another rumor of a massive blowout between super-couple Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. This time, they reportedly fought when Brad interviewed a nanny behind Angelina’s back — and according to Star, the nanny is a dead ringer for Jennifer Aniston!

”When Angie found out, she absolutely lost it, and the two had a horrible fight the day after Mother’s Day,” the source says. “She is livid; she feels lied to and deceived.”

According to the mag, Brad met with the sexy nanny while Angie was away in Cambodia — and Angie didn’t exactly appreciate his proactivity. In fact, she reportedly hates the idea of having a blonde nanny, because it would make her think of Brad’s exes, Jen and Gwyneth Paltrow.

And it sounds like Angie’s really upping the requirements for all future applicants: “The first applicant Angie vetoed has a degree in child development, speaks three languages and knows how to box,” the source reveals. “Unfortunately, she’s also 24 years old, shapely and adorable.”

[From Hollywood Life]

I really, really wish people would stop referring to Jennifer Aniston as “blonde”. She’s NOT. She’s a natural dark brunette who lightens her hair to a honey-caramel color, which in my book means she’s still a brunette. Gwyneth is also a natural brunette (judging from her super-dark roots), but she lightens her hair to full-on blonde.

As for the fight and stuff… well, whatever. I did like the part about Angelina not wanting to hire the nanny with “a degree in child development, speaks three languages and knows how to box.” Because what mother wants a “shapely, adorable 24-year-old” around? Are you going to judge Angelina for that?

And let me just be clear, because apparently my Brangeloonie status in question this week: I don’t think Brad and Angelina are fighting. I don’t think Brad is making eyes at any kind of nanny person. I think Brad thinks that he won the lottery with Angelina. I would think that too, after these photos.

Star cover courtesy of CoverAwards. Additional photos by WENN.