Headline View is now the default because I don’t want to scroll through all the crap I write, either. It took me a while to figure out how to do this, as the archives and main page are controlled by the same file. Everything’s all set now though. I am really tired from working on the site and didn’t have a lot of energy to rip on celebrities today.

I did find these pictures of Tracey Gold at the Emmy’s, though, and have to ask WTF is she wearing? She looks all cute and mom-like from the top half up, and her sequined bodice is kind of standard but not bad. She suffers from what the Fug girls would call the scrolldown, though, and her outfit has a weird split skirt that makes it look like she’s wearing an elf costume. Also, what is she doing at the Emmys? I realize they’re not as exclusive as the Oscars, but what is she in? Ok, I did an IMDB search and she was in like one Lifetime movie this year.

In 2004 she should have won an Emmy for “Best tearful confession to Oprah” for her “I didn’t know I was that drunk – I thought my husband was going to drive us” performance.

Here are today’s links:
– Why does H&M think that people want to dress like Madonna? Maybe in the 90s. [CityRag]
– How many bikinis does Lindsay Lohan have, anyway? [Mollygood]
– It’s clear, though, why Lindsay wears as little as possible in most situations. Bitch does not know how to dress. [Socialite’s Life]
– Lindsay Lohan will also get her own perfume [Showbiz Stupidity]
– Another hot lesbian couple is coming to The O.C.. [Bastardly]
– Was that girl with the annoying voice in “The Incredibles” based on a teenage Angelina Jolie? [Celebvent]
– Nicole Richie and Brodie Jenner make it official [I’m not obsessed]
– Beerfest is a prototypical dumb guy’s flick, but it’s hilarious [Pajiba]
– Paris Hilton to wear diapers during $195,000 space trip [CelebGuru]
– Paris Hilton makes people spray Tilex on their privates [Jordan is your Homeboy]
– Someone released two live rattlesnacks in a theatre while “Snakes on a Plane” was on [Junkiness]
– How many dogs does Charlize Theron own? (She’s in a bikini and even bends over, so you won’t be looking at her dogs) [yeeeah]
– Jon Benet suspect John Karr will not be charged with the murder since his DNA didn’t match. He’s just a freak and wishes he did it. [DListed]
– Conan O’Brien’s mall bangs [Gallery of the Absurd]
– Charlotte Church thinks her fat is sexy since its spread out all over her body, while J.Lo’s is concentrated on her ass, which somehow makes her less sexy. This reasoning is seriously flawed. [Agent Bedhead]
– Gisele is not that hot without makeup [Gabsmash]
– The S.S. Minnow from Gilligan’s Island is up for sale [Glitterati]
– Hot Momma Drama shares pictures of her new baby girl [Hot Momma Drama]
– Emmy Awards nipple slip video [Egotastic]