Last week, Perez Hilton reported that Renee Zellweger and John Mayer had been “quietly going on dates in LA and New York.” The claim – which may have begun in the tabloid The Globe – was that Renee and John weren’t really officially dating or anything, but that Renee was “looking for a good time with a hot guy.” Shortly after Perez’s story broke, Gossip Cop got a denial from Renee’s rep… although that doesn’t mean much. Renee’s rep rarely if ever confirms any personal information about who she’s with.
Anyway, I remember reading some stuff about it last week and then I kind of forgot it. And then I read this item in Page Six this morning:
Ladies’ man John Mayer had a double date in Brooklyn over the weekend. The singer hit Pub One’s newly opened garden in DUMBO Sunday night with an unidentified woman and another couple. The foursome enjoyed beers, margaritas and burgers, according to a spy, and stayed for a leisurely meal. Mayer came complete with a Brooklyn look, “dressed casually in a plaid parka,” we’re told. Reports have said he’s discreetly dating Renée Zellweger but the relationship isn’t serious.
[From Page Six]
As far as I know, John Mayer hasn’t had a big celebrity girlfriend since he and Taylor Swift were braiding each other’s hair and rolling in a pile of stuffed animals and glitter (after which Mayer probably talked about his dong in the third person). He was rumored to be perhaps hittin’ it with one of those random 90210 chicks (Jessica something, I think), but those reports died off too.
So is it possible that Renee has jumped on Mayer’s David Duke dong? Much like with Bradley Cooper, I feel like if Renee is dating ‘em, chances are that they’re gay. I know that’s horrible and probably all kinds of wrong, but she always seems to find the ones that ping my gaydar. Add to that the issue of Mayer’s history with Jennifer Aniston… Renee got Bradley Cooper after Aniston too. It’s all starting to look kind of fishy. If it’s on, I have to say: Renee, you could find a much better closet-case. For real.
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That’s her way of getting back at Jennifer Aniston for contacting Bradley Cooper after they broke up.
And boy, they sure would be bumping some uglies! Ick
Yeah, I heard this, too and could not believe it. That’s a serious douche addiction.
I would keep that on the dl, too.
Well that’s not entirely true that “she likes’em gay”. I mean she was briefly dating Jack White! What he was smoking at that time though, I will never know…
In JM’s case “bumping uglies” involves mostly his face. Probably against a bony knee or something.
Renee Zellweger is the only person on the planet for whom I’d support a spray tan. Girl isn’t even white at this point. She’s straight up translucent.
I could have really done without that picture of Mayer’s “O” face. Ugh…
And is anyone else curious about the line of shit that Mayer must talk to get women into bed? Cause it surely is not his looks that is doing it.
I could have really done without that picture of Mayer’s “O” face. Ugh…
@ Hautie:
The problem is that 9 out of 10 pictures of Mayer on stage shows a barf inducing “O” face.
P.S.: Kaiser, there are new pictures of The Fassbender and Groundskeeper McAvoy around.
http://www.laineygossip.com/XMen_First_Class_receiving_strong_early_reviews_24may11.aspx?CatID=0&CelID=0
I’m not feeling The Fassbender’s blond hair. And McAvoy looks kinda puffy, no? Just me?
It sucks hearing all the douchey things about john mayer on the gossip sites. But then I listen to his music and remember all that gossip crap means nothing…this is one talented blue-eyed soul singer.
This woman really has the most magnificent skin – it’s luminous and flawless. If she would just stop with the pursing and squinting, and maybe cut back just ten percent on the muscle-building, she would be breathtaking.
Does her “ugly” look like it’s sucking a lemon, too?
When I saw that pick of her in the green dress I thought “Wow! They make people in that color?” Tehe , very un-PC, I know, but I couldn’t help it *giggle*
Renee, Jen Aniston, and Cammy D have the absolute worst taste in men.
OK, I’m bite before leaving, love john’s music, Renee could/should do better, how is dating john revenge for any one, if any thing it’s, self hating,guaranteed regrets and down right idiotic, he’s a musician.
@kwoww – mayer thinks he’s the heir to eric clapton, but his music is so terribly uninspired and beige, the best he can aspire to is “easy listening.” good for elevator music, but not much else. those awful faces he makes is him imitating guitar greats from the past so people will believe he is good. his douchiness is actually his greatest “talent”
That is 8 shades of “NAST!” (if true)
@ kasper – Douche-tastic is DEF no Eric Clapton!!!
Oooh – I certainly hope not! She seems way too fragile for that.
As far as I know I have not heard his music, but looking at him is not thrill-inducing. Dont know if he is gay or not – if looks alone could determine same, then yes he is.
@hautie: Isn’t Mayer the top guess for a blind about a guy who’s really into the back door? He really would give them a line of shit, eh? ALso makes me think hmmmmmm re Kaiser’s gaydar.
@Hautie:
“And is anyone else curious about the line of shit that Mayer must talk to get women into bed? Cause it surely is not his looks that is doing it.”
Yes, I am! But I would probably be gross out by his lines…
I hope the next time Renee walks a red carpet someone will hand the poor girl something to eat. She looks like a walking skelton, yikes! Maybe she and Christina Hendricks can split a sandwich, it would do them both some good.
I think it’s a rite of passage in Hollywood that every woman at one time or another has to ride on the Mayer dong.
If she wanted to date a hot guy why go for Meyer? He’s pasty and doughy *shudder*. In my book there is nothing worse. I’d rather do fat than pasty and doughy.
Renee for your sake and your stomach’s sake, I hope its not true. Even if he’s gay, she has to look at his face.
hot?
Is this the year for the picking up the worst dudes ever?
Come on ladies (Renee, Camy, Jen, etc) at least have a rebound relationship with someone that’s worth the dong.
He admitted to having some sort of hookup with Perez Hilton(I’m not homophobic but that’s gross) so yes as he himself has confirmed his sexuality isn’t exactly fixed as heterosexual.
Kaiser “Renee was looking for a good time with a hot guy.” IF she is cavorting and carousing with him she needs to continue her search and get her eyes and/or head examined.. I can’t imagine time with him being good and in my opinion, hot he is NOT.
Renee is a sad middle-aged woman looking to drown her sorrows with some easy dick. He fits the bill apparently. I still can’t believe she thought there was something long-term going on with her and Brad Cooper. When did she become a doormat for bad behavior?
No Renee, you can do so much better than douchebag Mayer, surely your not that desperate!
He kinda looks like he’s trying to be the low budget version of Johnny Depp.
Is it supposed to be Renee at the Brooklyn date? Because if so, I don’t believe it. She hasn’t seen a beer or a burger in at least ten years. Now if they’d said, “Three of the guests had burgers and the fourth glanced uneasily at a single stick of celery,” that would be more likely.
@ChelseaD – yeah, I was thinking that as well, but Johnny Depp isn’t the only one who does this awful look. Allot of old school guitarists have worn somewhat similar looks, especially the hat. I’m thinking Santanna or maybe Ry Cooder – you know, guitarists with real chops. Mayer has always taken the approach that if I make the faces that great guitarists do, dress like great guitarists and tell anyone who will listen that I’m the next great guitarist, then people who don’t know better will think I’m great.
If she’s looking for a hot guy, she needs to keep looking. Even if John Mayer were attractive — and I happen to think he’s not — he’s a complete douche. Surely no one has forgotten him talking about his “white supremacist” dick or that he dumped Jennifer Aniston in a press conference. Ugh.
At this point Renee and Aniston should quit their losses and just start dating each other. They would make a lovely couple! 😀
The man is falling apart. Getting grosser all the time. yugh He makes me nauseous.
Why is everybody so shocked. He’s a rock star he is supposed to date. It’s not like he’s married and banging the house keeper. Leave him be. I hope he finds someone to love…. He has a new album coming out soon but people are more concerned about who he is dating.
Not a shocker, that has to be the whitest woman his “David Duke Dick” has ever seen. How could he pass her up?
Renee, say it isn’t so!!!
I find this hard to believe, because I don’t think Mayer is capable of having a “discrete” relationship. He’d be sure the word got out.
Poop, poop and more poop. Feel sorry for her, he is such a loser.
r u kidding I’d do JM in a second! if you can right those words and lyrics, you deserve all you get!!!!!