Tags: 2011 MTV Movie Awards, Movie News
Kristen Stewart looks really pretty in this bit, but she‘s not really a comedic actress, is she? Of course, she‘s not a very good actress in general, so… [Celebuzz]
Kim Kardashian has Bible verses etched into her engagement ring. [Dlisted]
Jessica Szohr looking tragic. [Go Fug Yourself]
You might have missed this exquisite Goop quote on yesterday‘s C. Love post. [Gawker]
I would totally end up watching this movie if it came on Lifetime. [Pajiba]
Maria Shriver could walk away with $254 million. [Yeeeah]
Justin Bieber is an ass man, I suppose. Gross. [The Blemish]
Tara Reid isn‘t bloated anymore. [Evil Beet]
The differences between Shiloh, Vivienne and FAX. [Pop Sugar]
Ryan Reynolds‘ douche-face. [A Socialite Life]
The Kardashians are novelists. Punch me in the face. [Agent Bedhead]
Jessica Lowndes for FHM. [IDLITW]
Cute photo of Milla Jovovich and her family. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Amy Poehler‘s keynote graduation speech. [I’m Not Obsessed]
I adore Jesse Tyler Ferguson. [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
Jocelyn Wildenstein‘s cat-face. I thought it was Tara Reid at first. [Celebslam]
15-year-old Kendall Jenner is on birth control. Honestly, I think that‘s a GREAT decision. [PopEater]
Awkward is as awkward does…
I’m gonna be honest – I don’t get why people would ever think Kristen Stewart is hot or pretty. She’s kind of inbred looking and gangly. Just me?
Oh she is just a stoner trying to act, but is too stoned to remember what she is trying to do to begin with.
Can’t act…worst trying to be funny.
She looks like a junkie. Where is the pretty? The chin, the dead eyes, the awful make-up from yesterday, the messy dirty hair, bitchface and miserable attitude. She is basically herself in that video and in everything she calls acting.
That Cat Lady woman does look quite like are dear friend, lindsanity.
She does looks pretty here. Eh. Its not very funny but she didnt write the damn thing. Anyone else in it and id still think it was lame. Also, why jason sudeikis? MTV has been choosing horrible hosts for award shows lately.
@haha I think she is supposed to be herself. Just like Daniel Radcliffe was himself in his commercial. Thats sort of the point.
at least she’s better than Leighton Meester
The only “decent” video was Leighton Miester’s. Stewart is just too awkward to be funny.
@ KJ: NOPE! Not just you. I never saw the fascination with this stuck up snob.
@ haha: I could not agree more! If she had a good attitude maybe JUST MAYBE she would be likeable.
Ryan Reynold looks bland as usually
Steward looks stoned as usually
Kardashian’s little sister under pill:what say? if it’s a medical issue,it’s ok! if because she has sex,it’s OK
Ive seen a few of these Sudakis MTV Movie Award promos and all of the different actors are meant to play the straight guy. None of them, except for maybe Radcliff, come off funny.
Frankly, I think the problem is the spots themselves… none are all that funny. I like Sudakis, but he needs to improve his game for the show.
Agree, Stewart does look pretty though.
Ugh. Her dead vapid eyes weird me out.
She’s so wooden, you could dive off her.
@ haha Yes, I cannot get over that chin and those inadequate lips. Where is the pretty? In the eyes, I think; but only when she doesn’t look stoned out her mind or stuck in an eternal eyeroll loop. Also, do not get me started on the delivery of her lines. That was painful and awkward to watch.
Muster some energy, Kristen! Show some enthusiasm! You’re a young, marginally-intelligent, decent-looking gal who works in her dream job and has tons of cash. You’ve made it, you sweet actor, you! So perk up and smile because he’s not prepping you for the guillotine, although you sure act like he is.
Ugh, her.
That Goop quote is priceless.
No! I’m looking forward to the Ringer.
Gorgeous in a dark and brooding kind of way!
she is pretty and I like the extreme make up on her, it work on her angles
Re: Kim’s Ring – Oh Lord. I’m shocked the thing didn’t burst into flames on contact. I just can’t think about God or Jesus, at the same time I’m thinking about romance (& all the things that entails.)… It just feels gross & sort of creepy.
Re: Beiber Grab-Ass – Uuuuggghhhhhh, Ew. I don’t like the kid to begin with, but for some reason I can’t help but see him as the ‘little brother’ type, which of course makes his doing anything physically incredibly gross. Side note – It must be so great to frolic on the beach in Hawaii & do as you please. My last Hawaiian frolic was when I was 3-4, & we lived there for a little while (near honolulu). I can only remember blurs & random things, too young. So not fair.
Re: Kendall Birth Control – She could be using BC pills for any number of reasons (so I wouldn’t jump to conclusions. I was put on them from a really young age due to painful cramping every time.
When a teenager decides they want to be sexually active… They’re going to do it, BC pill or no BC pill. His not allowing her to take the pills is NOT going to prevent her from having sex. (I’m sure he thinks that allowing her to take them is like condoning her being sexually active, but she’s going to do what she wants to do.) She deserves to have all the info & options open to her that will help her to be responsible & protect herself.
Kim Kardashian has Bible verses etched into her engagement ring…
Yeah, “Thou shall not get pissed upon by a golden shower from above…”
I think Kristen is awesome in that pic where she’s flipping off the camera, still would rather see that than all of these little fake sliced and diced cookie cutter bimbos running around.
I like her. I think she has a lot of growing up to do, but I still like where she’s coming from, awkwardness and all. I think she has a bright future ahead of her.
No one’s saying she needs to be a cookie cutter bimbo. I happen to think girls like that aren’t attractive.
EITHER.
There are lots of different kinds of pretty to me. Many ways a woman can be beautiful. Blonde, brunette, red head. Tall, short, thin, curvy, etc. But looking like your mom and dad are brother and sister is not one of them.
Re: The Biebs and Selena Gomez – I really don’t understand why more women aren’t creeped out by this. When I was 18, Selena’s age, you couldn’t PAY me to date a 16 (now 17?) y/o. Girls are usually more developed both emotionally and physically during the teen years, and all my friends dated a year or two older, NOT younger. Looking at them together turns my stomach. Him with his scrawny body, little boy face and sunken chest and her looking like, well, any other 18 year old girl. Pretty much like an adult. That relationship freaks me out.
I dated a guy younger than me when I was in my teens. He was more mature than most guys his age in a lot of respects and I was a little less mature than some girls my age in a lot of respects, so it kind of balanced out. Maybe the same is true with Bieblena. On topic side note: they are totally doing it.
Looking at that last picture the first thought that popped into my mind was angry prostitute.
I think she’s funny and sweet-seeming in that. It’s understated but it’s still funny. Maybe I am just easily amused, idk. I liked her in “Into The Wild”. Maybe if I ever see “Twilight” I’ll hate her like so many others? I sorta like it that she holds her “Im not gonna smile” ground in pictures. Because it’s sorta rare for a young, pretty girl to not be superficially smiley/sweet/cute, aka “smile for the camera sweetheart”. I think if anything she seems more so defensive or (maybe subconsciously?) apprehensive about being seen as the typical young tart because that’s the main deal in Hollywood and what they seem to want out of most young women. I am sure she could be a total jerk. But she just doesn’t strike me as one.
I like Kristen Stewart. Yeah, sometimes she should keep her mouth closed lest something dopey comes out, but I like her.
That’s exactly how she acts in every movie. She is just a god-awful actress.
i just got finished watching some of ‘The Runaways’ aaaand….
here’s the what, i don’t give a figg about ‘Twilight’ (never have, never will), but i really thought she WAS Joan Jett in that role.
lil chick may just have some chops yet. give her a moment. 😉
Kristen looked a bit like Britney. 😀
She’s got a bit of the Rumour Willis lantern-jaw there doesn’t she? She kind of reminds me of a stuck-up Nev Campbell (plus lantern-jaw).
@Hakura: I remember having really excruciating cramps when I was young. Birth control pills were the ONLY thing that eliminated them.
I don’t really like kstew but i actually thought it was kinda funny.
Regarding Selena and Justin..
I think he is a bit “safe for her”. He still has not developed the way a lot of young men his age would have at that point. My cousin is 17 and he looks like a man. Justin still looks like a preteen.
I think he is a safe bet for her. An older guy would not be put off. She I think is in control. She dictates the pace. She may be scared of guys more developed
If they are not having full on sex.. then they are doing everything else. Those pictures are very intimate.
Kristen is very pretty.. not sexy. but pretty. she has amazing eyes. Not sure about her acting. I only saw a bit of the fist twilight movie and had to stop because it was awful to me. I want to see what she does after those things are over. That skit was not funny. Not sure if it was her or the lines.
Bring on gay marriage.
Kristen’s fine. She’s a wonderful actress and so far, she hasn’t even been under house arrest or fallen down in a drunken stupor in front of us.
Kristen’s fine. She’s a wonderful actress and so far, she hasn’t even been under house arrest or fallen down in a drunken stupor in front of us.
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Bwhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
She was drunk at the after party of Welcome to the Riley’s but you see those photos only on fansites since the blogs don’t want to show drunk Bella. She smokes pot in public, calls the fans who pay her all those millions, retards, she compares herself to rape victims and can’t act for shit.
KS, thinks she’s so rebellious. Like it hasn’t been done before.
Avril Lavigne has done it for years and she is still stuck in that teen rebellious period refusing to grow up and because her fans from then have moved on she tries to draw 12 year olds like she did years ago.
I’ll TRY to look on the positive side: when she’s going to act as the comatose Snow White in the cristal coffin she’ll do it PERFECTLY ladies! NOW my reserve of mercy is spent.
@Cheyenne – “@Hakura: I remember having really excruciating cramps when I was young. Birth control pills were the ONLY thing that eliminated them.”
That was definitely my experience. I had the misfortune of starting my period at age 11, only to eventually realize the excruciating pain that accompanied it every month was *not* normal. So I always try to make it a point to mention the many other uses the BC pill has, besides simply preventing pregnancy.
Re: Beiblena – My *only* criticism of this relationship (given that I’m not a fan of *either* of them, nor ever have been) is that it’s just such a huge risk for Selena. She & JB share a ‘target audience’ (Preteen/teenage girls), but considering how fanatical JB fans tend to be, it could be career *suicide* for Selena. Young girls just don’t appreciate their ‘teen idols’ dating, & could easily turn on her. (As they already have, in many ways. Is it ridiculous? HELL yes. But it’s just how it is, unfortunately.)
There is noticeably a lot to realize about this. I think you made various good points in features also. Could you update me with your next post please?