If you’ve been following my Michael Fassbender posts (or my Twitter), you know that I’ve been kind of obsessed with Fassbender and Zoe Kravitz’s relationship. Zoe and Michael worked together on X-Men: First Class, and they announced themselves as a couple at the beginning of this year when Michael was being profiled by Vogue UK. I mean, he didn’t give any quotes or anything, Zoe just showed up in the course of the interview and she and Michael began, like, making out. It kind of broke my heart.
Since then, I’ve been on Fassdong Watch, trying to read body language and celebrity tea leaves to see if Michael was really serious about Zoe. When Zoe and Michael were on X-Men promotional duties last week, they honestly seemed to be avoiding each other and their body language looked kind of “off”. Michael has been working non-stop – and I kind of thought the relationship had gone south. Not so much, according to these photos. Michael and Zoe were pap’d over the weekend, hanging out in NYC, looking couple-y. These are the first photos of them together that I know of, where it’s just the two of them with no buffers. UNBREAK MY HEART. Seriously, I will totally sing this to the Fassdong when we meet:
You know what kind of bugs about Zoe? Her style is so early ‘90s! Like, she’s so young that she think this early ‘90s style (which was retro, mainstream ‘60s-inspired stuff, honestly) is “vintage” or “hip”. She’s very, very young.
Michael looks like hell too. I mean, YES, I still would. Again and again. I would f@#! those ugly Chucks off of his giant feet. And the blonde hair isn’t the best. And he’s a skinny bastard. But dear God, that jaw line. That face. Those hands. He’s so pretty. God, I bet the sex is amazing between him and Zoe.
Photos courtesy of Pacific Coast News.
“I mean, YES, I still would. Again and again. I would f@#! those ugly Chucks off of his giant feet.”
I literally lol’ed. That’s … graphic. And hilarious 🙂
Zoe’s fashion choices to me reek of her trying to emulate her mother. Maybe she even invades her closet on occasion?
And those shoes Michael is wearing oy!
Normally age differences don’t bother me, but she seems really immature so their relationship is super creepy to me.
Toni’s video is ridonkulous. That is some of the worst acting, and Tyson Beckford doing Tai Chi in silk pajamas on the lawn? Are you f*ing kidding me?!
Sorry Kaiser. At least they aren’t doing any over-the-top pda.
Whatever, he really sucks as a blonde, and cute though he is, no doubt your fantasy is lots more fun than the reality would be. You already know…
Kaiser, I think it’s best that you find a new (temporary?) man. This isn’t good for your state of mind. First Gerard Butler toys with you and now it seems that Fassbender is poo-pooing in your morning cereal.
Should we start throwing out new possibilities for you? Would that help?
Carrie – When all else fails, I always have Clive Owen.
U must be high he is soo ugly looks anorexic, with bad skin and bad hair. Just no, never. She does look very much like she wearing her Moms’ stuff who is a pretty women who dresses like a baglady. That shapeless dress t shirt thing should only be worn indoors making breakfast or cleaning your tub. Her hair looks like shit too. What’s up with the tiny change purse things.
Clive Owen is your fallback? That’s some serious bragging rights.
She definitely has her mothers sense of style.
Don’t forget Gerry, Kaiser….but you have to share!
Good thing they don’t share a taste in men, can you imagine the dramz?
They look good together. I really hope these two last. I was just watching Fish Tank again this weekend, and god that man is sexy. He’s looking a little rough with the blonde hair. But, nothing can really distract from the hottness that is the fassdong.
Wow in these pics she looks exactly like her mom. I don’t mind them together at least she’s not a fameho or a slut (ala Sienna or Kate Bosworth) and he likes balck women so I may have a chance one day..
it’s cute daddy is with his daughter!!!! what? she’s his girlfriend?! oops! and his hair color sucks!
Zoe seems to be into the older men thing. She’s dated Ben Foster, who was 26 when she was 19. And just recently, prior to Fassbender, MGMT’s Andrew VanWyngarden, who was 27 while she was 21. Though Fassbender is obviously her oldest conquest yet, it’s still interesting to note. Daddy complex?
If I had a do over, I’d definitely be ripping pages out of her playbook.
Indeed. I didn’t even know that she had broken up with Ben Foster. Girl likes the nursing home, apparently. I can’t judge. I’m the same.
This pairing interests me. I really like it. But my jealousy outstripes my intrigue, so….all I can really say is, “Bitch….” and give her granola-eating, hemp-loving ass the stank eye.
This is the one thing that puts me off him. I don’t mind age gaps but it creeps me out when they actually look as young as she does. I can’t help but wonder what his baggage/problem is then.
There are some pics of Zoe with her arm around Fassy on rameypix. A daddy complex is always possible. Or she’s accustomed to only getting noticed through the older men in her life – first daddy, then Foster, VanWyngarden, Fassbender, etc.
He kind of reminded me of Zack Morris… I totally would…
Looks like a father and daughter outing. Not cool. Not sexy.
Ew. I hate her style.
That hair colour is hideous on him! Totally washes him out.
As others have pointed out, Zoe’s style really reminds me of Lisa Bonet’s – she was always wearing floaty, funky things.
The blonde hair is for a film, it’s odd that the age thing slightly makes me uncomfortable but to be honest it’s not that bad.
@ViktoryGirl Lol.
I didn’t realize that that Zoe is the daughter of Lenny Kravitz and Lisa Bonnet until I saw the first picture. She’s the carbon copy of her mother.
He looks much older than 34, maybe 42yo, and he should definitely do something to fix his receding hairline, pronto.
is it just me or are his arms really short? it seems that way in the profile pics…
zoe is pretty , he could change his hair color, it’s not the best for him.
Kaiser, it would do your health good to not imagine the sex between them. Honestly, they kind of creep me out together. He’s pasty white. She looks 17. Her style is awful. Even the lady behind them is giving her the once over and disapproving.
Meh, they must both stink of cigarette smoke, too.
He’s the oldest looking 34 year old I’ve ever seen. If I had never seen him before and read that he was 54, I wouldn’t have been surprised.
It’s so weird looking at her because all I can see is her mom’s face!
Ya, I get it, he’s handsome and his voice is sexy, but geez, he needs to eat a cheeseburger. I’ve seen bigger shoulders on a 12 year old girl. That gay guy from Glee could totally beat the crap out of him.
Zoe looks 15 and he looks like her best friends creepy Dad who is having sex with her on the sly.
Those pictures are just all kinds of wrong. Where do I start with her? 1. Wear a bra, your tits sag even if they’re only a B cup. 2. Those sandals just got outta the box and they’re fugly with that wedge, put them back away. 3. I second Kaiser, that dress isn’t vintage unless you’re 14 and think you just discovered a new style. I had a dress like that in the 90s, and lookin’ back it was awful. She’s no exception. 4. The side tattoo on her ribcage in cursive, how original and deep. 5. Beaded and ethnic lookin’ accessories? Really?! Incredibly contrived. I’ve lost a bit of respect for the FASSBENDER, not gonna lie. He’s still hot and doable, but afterwards I’d want him to look at those pictures and apologize.
I lost respect for Fassbender when I heard that he drunkenly beat the crap out of his ex-wife/girlfriend.
She really looks like her mother.
Neither of them are attractive. Why am I supposed to care about them again? LOL
Okay, I don’t think the age thing is an issue, its just that he looks much older and she looks much younger. And I love this guy, but I will not look at him again until he finishes whatever project he is working on so that can go back to dark hair. I must say, I underestimated the importance of hair color until now 0_o
I said it before:
DO WATCH THE MOVIE “FISH TANK!!!!!
That he´s able to do a girl that young after he starred in that movie is beyond me and really, really sickening.
Kaiser, I promise you´ll be healed after this. (sidenote: It´s a great movie too)
On the first thumbnail-pic I thought it´s Mickey Rourke btw. Not good
They both look crappy in these photos. Like homeless people. If i passed them on the street, id never guess they were “celebrities”.
I think her real dad Lenny is pretty foxy and I’m around her age.
Wow, she does look fifteen, with baby fat around the face and everything. The style is “90s” atrocious and I wouldn’t touch it with a ten feet pole. But I guess she just discovered it and she’s enthusiastic.
As for the Fassbensomething, he looks geriatric and underfed. The new hair colour is not doing him any favours aesthetics-wise and the squick of his relationship with an apparent fifteen year old is really putting me off.
Yasmine- I think I love you! You hit everything I was thinking about her “style” spot on!
And Kaiser your description of 90’s fashion being a loose revival of the 60’s is the best description ever. Why would anyone want to try to bring that back? Unfortunately she looks like she’s playing dress up in her mommy’s closet, too much going on, and unfortunate choices.
And does anyone else think her feet just look Frankenstein huge, or is it just me?
I don’t know who this guy is but he is fugly and she looks way to young for him.
looks like they are both doing meth…
i agree with all those that get the pedo vibe with this hook up…
yasmine and carrie b. loved your comments.
fassy i release you to love your twihard….back to gerry i go….
When Fassbender was in Inglorious Basterds, he was really, really thin, but looked good. However, his bad posture here, his odd hair and total lack of rear end to go along with his 16 year old body is just not attractive at all. I don’t know what her age is, but if she is over 18, then it is no business of mine.
Uh. He’s so hot.
@ts. yep. What u said!
@yasmine. Lol perfect 1 – 5!
“I mean, YES, I still would. Again and again. I would f@#! those ugly Chucks off of his giant feet.”
I.Laughed.Until.I.Cried.
I was finally getting your Fassbender addiction but this is repulsive. How old is he? He looks older than I do so he has to be at least 40 if not 45. I am not 45 and remember her being born. EWWW!
Not to mention how hideous are those veins on his legs. Double Ewww… I can’t get past that and I am 40.
Zoe, honey, I liked older men when I was your age too but not OLD ones. You can do better. You’re young and gorgeous don’t waste it!
He’s 34???? OK… I no longer date anyone over 25.
Those sunglasses are NOT doing her any favors.
He looks like Sting circa 1989
She looks like 21 and he looks like a 40 year old trying to look younger. It’s kinda weird.
@Daysma: thanks for the love, I’m sending it back your way! And you totally cracked me up on the ‘Frankestein’ feet comment. I agree, they really are huge! They’re almost as big as his. Dark days…..
I mean, if she has a daddy complex, what does that say about him? Zoe’s parents are neglectful junkie nut jobs, and I remember seeing pics of her drugged out of her mind when she was like 15. she clearly has not had a healthy upbringing which makes him seem like creeper looking for a young impressionable girl he can control. I don’t know, he gives me major douche vibes not unlike Brien Austin Green…
Wow, he’s got really short arms.like, really, really short.
Is there some kind of tattoo writing under Kravitz’ armpit (see photo #4)?
meh, she’s 21, she’s adult enough to date older. And I think she’s gorgeous without trying to show t/a like a lot of her peers. He does look old for his age and she looks young for her age, but their actual ages make the relationship not creepy really. I’m sure she’s had an untraditional upbringing, but that would lend itself to the fact she probably wouldn’t mesh as well with some college aged kid.
@ADS and beanie, cosign.
Haha, I wonder if Kaiser was expecting this response to her precious Fassbender.
I don’t get the Fassbender love. He looks skinny and rough. They both look like grungers in need of some good hot food, a shower and detox.
I hate the blond hair on him but I have nothing against those Chucks — well, maybe they could be less dirty. I love Chucks, I prefer the regular ones but love all of them, if I could afford I’d have a pair in every color (except pink).
@ beanie
THANK. YOU!!!
i mean like HOW old is that dude?
she looks like she’s 15…GROSS!!! 🙁
Fassbender! Why have you foresaken me?
he’s not hot
I don’t think he’s hot. And isn’t she like 17? She looks it and he looks old and worn so that makes this union gross.
I have literally NEVER paid attention to him. I’ve heard his name a couple of times in passing, and heard about the swoon-worthy rep, but I’ve never bothered to click any links or read any stories. In short, I didn’t even know what he looked like. I’m shocked to see these photos because he looks like the spitting image of a photog that I know. Seriously, it’s uncanny. That’s all I have to say, really.
The blonde is for a movie. He is hot!!! & She’s hot in a hippie kind of way!
Kaiser, I met clive owen did a movie with him I was an extra on children of men. I fancied him rotten before but up close he aint much to write home to he looks MUCH better on camera and he’s very boring! so you’re not missing much!
oh the fassie looks soooo good now i understand your love of him!