Linnocent has been confined to house arrest for several days now, and I guess the blogs and entertainment sites are going through crack-shenanigan withdrawals, because TMZ and People Magazine have had several stories about the ordeal d’Linnocent since her house arrest. Of course, Linnocent is encouraging it. Magically, TMZ got a photo of Linnocent sitting on her deck, “reading scripts” in preparation for her post-house-arrest career comeback. I didn’t know porn films had scripts, so now I know. You can see TMZ’s photo here – she looks like a 40-year-old methhead sunning herself.
In addition to that photo op, Linnocent also posed – once again, outside of her home – for Blu Cigs, an electronic cigarette company that isn’t afraid of associating themselves with a crackhead. Several outlets have those photos too, so my guess is that some Blu Cigs representative went to Linnocent and Mother Crackhead, handed them some crisp hundred dollar bills and Linnocent grabbed their product and did a quick photo shoot. You can see those photos here.
Meanwhile, People Magazine is making it sound like the LAPD should have been crashing Linnocent’s crack den because she dared to step outside of her home. I wonder why they didn’t? Oh, right. Because the California legal system is a joke. Here’s a list of the dos and don’ts of Linnocent’s house arrest:
ALLOWED
• Leaving home only for medical appointments or to go to the probation department, as long as advance notice is given.• Visitors can come and go without restrictions.
• Unlimited phone and Internet use.
NOT ALLOWED
• Going outside the “interior premises” of the home without prior authorization; that’ll set off her ankle bracelet.• Going to work-related events outside the home. (Lohan also can’t perform her community service while confined.)
• Tampering with the ankle bracelet, which would sound an alarm to her monitors.
[From People]
I still don’t know for sure whether the ankle bracelet simply monitors WHERE she is, or whether she’s also being monitored for drugs and alcohol, in a SCRAM-bracelet situation. My guess is that she’s not being monitored for drugs and alcohol, and that she’s probably really blitzed out RIGHT NOW. So, how long before “someone,” you know, “spills” vodka on her anklet? And the LAPD will have to drag Linnocent out of the Marmont by her crack weave. Less than a week is my guess.
UPDATE: CB just pointed out that People Magazine’s original story claimed that Linnocent COULD drink alcohol while under house arrest. For some reason, People changed it. I wonder why?
Photos courtesy of Fame.
I’m shocked (not)! What’s the point of house arrest and a scram that doesn’t monitor drug intake?
You have to hand it to her on working the loopholes.
It sounds like the SCRAM monitoring measures in the horizontal but not the vertical. So, as long as she doesn’t leave the perimeter of the house, the SCRAM is happy.
If they try to bust her on it, her lawyer will probably try to claim exactly that …”She didn’t leave the building perimeter and legitimately believed herself to be complying”
I didn’t know house arrest was literal. I thought it just meant she couldn’t leave her property and surprised she can’t go out on her patio. Technically for a partygirl like Lindsay staying home for at least 2-4 weeks is a downer but house arrest is kind of cushy. I’m baffled that drug/alcohol isn’t being monitored. With people coming and going she can get all of the drugs and alcohol she wants.
Screeeee!!!!
@LEigh
Agreed. And anyway, doesn’t the state of CA have massive debt right now? I’d be pissed if my in-debt state sent police to the home of someone under house arrest because they stood on their front walkway or something. I’d like to see her in prison too (mostly for fun) but if the police wasted resources ushering her indoors, that would be even worse.
reminds me of Disturbia. although Disturbia was so good and this… I don’t even know what I am doing at this page. I don’t even have any opinion on this. I am beyond ‘don’t care’, I just have some time on my hands and wanted to write a comment 😀
Oh, how I would love to swap slaving away in my hot, musty office for lounging in my cool, air-conditioned home right now. Lindsay’s found a way, and they say she’s dumb!
She was also sunbathing on her roof less than 48 hours after starting her “house arrest” – the pix were on TMZ.
From what a press release said, the crack-canklet is only for “location, location, location!” and not drugs or booze. Too bad, because every other criminal in LA County would owe Linnocent a ton of thanks! You know the entire police force would be too busy (trying to keep up with all those canklet alarms going off at Blohan’s every 10 seconds) to actually get anything else done. The rest of the criminals would finally get away with sh!t on a Lohan-esque level! 😀
@ brin – *waves* 🙂
@ tapioca – The phrase that comes to my mind is: “in her drug-addled brain and permanent state of delusion.” A fool? YES. Dumb? Probably not so much.
Mornin bellaluna! Loved your comments on Leann post!
This is better than a crack high….Leann & Lindsay posts…lol!
Such a joke! WTF is the point of this?!
I also read that Linnocent is considering suing somebody/establishment who said she was drinking red wine?!
Why do I even bother to waste my time reading about this loser…
And we should be surprised…why? The bitch has more lives and free passes than a bloody cat in heat
@ brin – thanks! Yeah it is!
@ Ruby Red – because if we don’t, how will know when to schedule our next Crack Tail-gate Party? 😉
Is this the same house that’s oh-so-accidentally next to Sam Ronson’s? More importantly, has that poor bitch been able to sell that joint yet?!?
In regards to the pix, you’d think someone would have doctored up that forehead. Is she that poor that she needs to get her weave extensions from the deli?
The girl perturbs me to no end; mostly because I think it so tacky to be scratching and clawing your way into an industry where you are not wanted. That said, I don’t see why she shouldn’t be allowed on her rooftop. Really, what’s the harm in that? Even prisoners get courtyard time.
I’m confused. This is her punishment for violating probation and ripping off a jewellery store? She no longer has to wear a SCRAM and isn’t getting randomly drug tested? She has access to her phone and to the net? Anyone (White Oprah/drug dealer) can come over? Justice is served as mandatory vacation time?
After having read the back log of Linnocent threads here at CeleBitchy I’d like to say that I’ve learnt that if I ever wake up feeling like I want to commit a felony, I’ll make sure to walk my arse over to California and moisturise my wrists for a nice gentle slapping!
Why do people care if she is on her own rooftop terrace? Well, because the rules of her house arrest indicate that she is confined to the INTERIOR of her home. Geez, why do people think she should be able to do anything she wants? That is the real mind boggler. She is a convicted thief, drug addict, drunk, DUI-getting, parole-violating, FU-nailpolish wearing famewhore…that’s why she needs to stay INSIDE her house. Because rules apply to her, too. If the public doesn’t get that concept, why should she?
@ KatScorp – Don’t forget the “time off for good behaviour/over-crowding” that she’ll get DESPITE BEING CONFINED TO HER OWN HOME! I get the “time off” concept if you’re actually IN JAIL. But she’s on a paid vacation. How is that deserving of “time off” I ask?
(My only hope is that “good behaviour” is a foreign concept to her, and she has already violated house arrest by being outside on her roof.)
LOL KatScorp….welcome aboard the cracktrain Blohan! It’s always a trainwreck here!
@Bellaluna: She can get time off when on house arrest?!?! Are the law people in LA cuckoo for cocopuffs? I’m right there with you hoping she’ll get caught in violation… although history suggests she’ll weasel out of it. Still, watching her squirm should be entertaining enough, and entertainment is why we’re here, aint it? 🙂
Brin, I just got the hiccups from LMAO 🙂
The court system in LA has become a mockery because of this woman. There is really no way to redeem themselves at this point. Their handling of the Lohan case’s has destroyed peoples belief in the system.
On a side note: notice we haven’t heard anything from Dina. Guess the new P.R. firm realized she was as toxic for Lindsays career as some of Lindsays own shenanigans. Nice to see they’ve put a muzzle on her.
@Bellaluna Lol! True! And at this rate guessing we can start the countdown clock for the next crack tail party 😀
@ KatScorp – Yeah, they’re cuckoo for cocopuffs – but only because Linnocent serves them with a liberal dose of vodka (instead of milk). 😉
@ Ruby Red – You know how we throw down! Start that clock, baby!
@ dorothy – Yeah, I haven’t seen anything from “Innocent” lately either. 😀
How did she manage to get her lips reinflated? They were just starting to look normal. Do plastic surgeons make housecalls?
@ Jules – Apparently.
her forehead is terrifying.
This bitch. That is all.
I keep reading bits about TMZ having tons of stuff about Lindsay—does she funnel stuff to them or do they just use her to have more stuff to fill up their site? Anyone know if they’re in cahoots?
@ brin, bellaluna, waving, mornin.
What I find absolutely facinating is that a KNOWN drug addict and alcoholic is NOT monitored on “house arrest” for drugs and alcohol. Now if she was only convicted of the necklace theft, I would understand. No need for the additional security, so to speak. Why waste the tax payers money.
But, and its a bony, little freckled, saggy ass butt, this is a convicted drug and alcohol fueled crackhead were talking about. Anyone convicted of a alcohol related offense on house arrest, I would presume would be monitored for such an offense. Same goes for said individual on drug charges.
Like Kaiser said, the Ca. legal system is a joke. At least when it comes to Blohan.
@ Madisyn – mornin’! Yeah, she should totally be monitored for booze and drugs. But like I said earlier, the LAPD wouldn’t be able to do anything else! Her fellow crack-headed criminals in LA County would have free reign, due to her canklet going off every 10 seconds. (And LMAO @ the “bony,freckled, saggy ass butt”! GOLD!)
These ankle bracelets will only monitor GPS location and/or whether alcohol has been consumed. They will NOT screen for drugs (that’s why she has to submit to pee tests). There are different models but most are like in “Disturbia:” a bracelet and you have to stay within so-many feet of the base. Since there are restrictions as to her leaving, she probably has one of these; I was allowed to come and go freely during the day to work and only had to upload a daily tracking to prove I was at home from 7p-8a. These things will also NOT provide a positive reading from spilling alcohol on them (that’s not how they work — they read the amount of alcohol in your perspiration). And there ARE ways to take them off and not get caught — although bitch is such a shitty criminal, I’m sure she’ll get caught.
That being said, house arrest is supposed to be like jail except one is lucky enough to not be in jail, so why the f*ck is this crackhead whore being allowed to drink? I hope that’s just a reporting error…
Looking pretty rough. The only place I see her beauty anymore is after photoshop has had its way with her.
@ bellaluna, I loved “CANKLET”. LMAO
@ Mary Jane
“And there ARE ways to take them off and not get caught — although bitch is such a shitty criminal, I’m sure she’ll get caught”.
Not only is she a “shitty criminal”, bitch is stupid enough to rob a jewelry store with SURVEILLANCE CAMERAS EVERYWHERE. The only places with more security cameras are banks and casinos.
She should have kept her theft to clubs (fur coat), photo shoots, and her own crack infested apartment (the rolex watch). Wiley, yes for coming up with the cracknanigans she does. Very bright, not so much. TWIT!
Can someone send this girl some SPF 50, her skin sit is getting pretty dire. Im waiting for all those freckles to merge into one giant melanoma.
Hi Madisyn! Isn’t little crackie something?!
Maybe she needs matching canklets-one locational, one SCRAM.
Is her hairline eroding?
My husband did house arrest with an ankle monitor once, and he was allowed to go outside like only so far. The ankle bracelet ties into your phone line (or his did) and if you get more than so far away from the device it notifies them that you’re in violation. I assumed the reason Lindsay was ordered to stay inside is because she lives on the beach for crying out loud that would be like no real confinement at all if you could just go outside and hang on a public beach. That being said and rest assured it makes me sick to say this I don’t see anything wrong with her being on the roof terrace. It’s still part if her home. Not public property. What I think is ridiculous is that she is not having to wear a scram monitor to tell if she’s drinking or not, I’d bet money she is.
@ skilo, just me surmising but the reason I THINK she’s not allowed on the roof is because the authorities know this GRIFTER (and thats what she is, not a “working actress”) would be making money from pap photos of her under house arrest. Again, just guessing.
She is so gross. She wouldn’t even need CGI to play Gollum.
@Madisyn, You could be right about that. My hubs was allowed to go to work, to Dr., to AA, and NA meetings, etc. only he had to have this log signed and timed as to his arrival and departure so they could tell by the device if he was not going where he was supposed to or staying out longer than necessary. Of course we are in a different state, (not to mention tax bracket) from Lilo! But I guess Lilo can’t be allowed to work since her job is being a train wreck so she can stay in the tabloids. LOL
Isn’t that photo where she takes sun baths on the roof a big “fuck you” to that stupid judge that sentenced her to that ridiculous house arrest? Instead of sitting in jail and thinking about her bad behavior – she chills out on the roof. Really judge? Is that your punishment for people who steal and spit in the face of the law? That judge was probably even more delusional then Lohan.
@ skilo
“But I guess Lilo can’t be allowed to work since her job is being a train wreck so she can stay in the tabloids”.
Just my point. And she would be making bank.
I’ll bet your husband didn’t violate probation for the third time either. You also mentioned your out of state, and as you know California is the laughing stock of the justice system. As for going to AA/NA, she NEVER goes and for going to and fro from work, yeah but Blohan doesn’t know what a J.O.B. is.
Oh, now Madisyn, be nice! Of course she knows what a JOB is – she just doesn’t understand the word unless it’s preceeded by the word “BLOW” or “HAND”!! 😀 (It is, after all, the currency by which her world goes round.)
@the original bellaluna HA HA Ha spot on!
@ bellaluna
Of course she knows what a JOB is – she just doesn’t understand the word unless it’s preceeded by the word “BLOW” or “HAND”!!
You got that right!
“I keep reading bits about TMZ having tons of stuff about Lindsay—does she funnel stuff to them or do they just use her to have more stuff to fill up their site? Anyone know if they’re in cahoots?”
Luna, TMZ had a story up a few days ago about her threatening to sue a blogger who was going to put in his blog that he saw her out drinking. Crackie was adamant that she had salmon and a coke at said restaurant and would sue if he posted otherwise. A poster linked the restaurant menu and noted that the place did not serve salmon. Five minutes later the TMZ story said fried squid instead of salmon. The first 10 or so pages of comments mention the salmon/coke combo.(unless TMZ deleted them all which would no longer surprise me) Now who do you suppose got that story changed so fast? Who is paying who? I am beyond disgusted with TMZ, and done with that site.
i had a friend under house arrest and she couldn’t do all this crap, and she also didn’t have lindsay’s history, it’s just annoying how she gets away with everything, it’s sick
Looks like someone left Lindsay-Barbie out in the hot sun too long and her wax-face is melting, and some naughty child pulled Lindsay-Barbie’s hair out from its roots, leaving her bald on top.
Another poster mentioned how we haven’t heard from Deliciously Delusional Dina lately nor anything about the countdown clock.
And ISN’T it coincidental that the countdown poster and other Lohan “fans” suddenly “disappeared” just as the new PR person came on board.
Someone wisely realized how awful Dina and Co. came across and how much more people loathed Lindsay after her “fan base” kept applauding rotten action after rotten action. Interesting to note that almost ALL of the Lohan “fans” disappeared after the new PR person came on board, so I surmise that those “fans” were Lohans and no one else.
She looks so much like Nicole Kidman in that last picture. I honestly don’t know whether that is a compliment or an insult, and to whom.
“Looks like someone left Lindsay-Barbie out in the hot sun too long and her wax-face is melting, and some naughty child pulled Lindsay-Barbie’s hair out from its roots, leaving her bald on top.”
Awesome!
Is she really as bald as I think she is? Her hair used to be one of her better aspects.