This report from Star Magazine would be a little bit more interesting if Rosario Dawson could actually manage to get a smaller, supporting part in a big-budget action film remake. Unfortunately, it came down to Rosario and Jessica Biel for Total Recall (the remake starring Colin Farrell), and somehow Biel was deemed more relevant. Shocking. Literally. Rosario and Jessica are equally irrelevant in my opinion, but Rosario is a better actress and way sexier than Biel. Anyway, Star Magazine had a story about how Rosario wanted the Total Recall part because she wants to finally, at long last, bone Colin Farrell:

Newly single Rosario Dawson is on the prowl! She already has her eye on Colin Farrell, Star has learned – although she just pulled the plug on her lengthy romance with French DJ Mathieu Schreyer.

“She’s already had real chemistry with Colin,” reveals a source close to the curvy brunette, who is up for a role in the new Total Recall remake. “Rosario has had a crush on him for years.”

Although sparks flew when Rosario and Colin shot the 2004 epic Alexander, the source adds, they have never been single at the same time since. But now the door seems open for the big-screen hotties to finally hook up.

“They would be spending lots of time together making Total Recall,” says the source. “Rosario intends to take full advantage of the situation.”

[From Star Magazine, print edition]

So now Rosario will just have to find another way to bone Colin. But something tells me that Jessica Biel might try to get in there first? Why oh why is Biel always put with the compulsive womanizers? Her first post-breakup costar was Gerard Butler, and now she’s going to work with Colin? Let’s see her try to push stories about how Colin is hard up for her and how they go on cupcake-buying trips. Ten bucks says that Colin hits it and quits it in a day, right?

By the way, you’ve seen Colin in the trailer for the Fright Night remake, right? Um… is it okay if I say that Colin as a vampire is really, really HOT? Every time he bites someone, my biscuits squeal.

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