Lindsay Lohan has a weird way of trash talking people. Especially her latest enemy, Sarah Palin. Unfortunately for her, Lindsay has a MySpace blog. Now if she had any real friends, minders, or people that care about her, they would prevent her from so easily sharing her stupidity with the rest of the world. I’m not sure if Lohan is unable to think coherent thoughts or is just a shockingly poor writer. But today she went off on Sarah Palin again on her MySpace blog, in a random, nonsensical, discombobulated entry.

Not surprisingly, to Lohan the most shameful thing that can happen to a person is not to get let into a club. Ouch.

all grown up and .. an outsider for some nights..
How does it feel to be an outsider?….behind the scenes type of feeling.
Picture this in your head, if you’re willing to focus for a second my friends 😉
Washington, D.C.- you’re probably thinking that you are going to a monument of some sort… well, you’re highly wrong loves….
Washington, D.C.-you’re in a club, you are here for support for someone that you care for very much, VERY MUCH.. But, you’re here just to chill and support, not to be seen and heard… Not to be on display in the dj booth…or to feel as if you are in a cage at the Bronx Zoo…
Do you see what i am getting at???
Alright, so i am literally sitting in the dj booth at a club in Washington, D.C. where Samantha is djing and they have a computer at the back of the booth, which i am on right now..
aside from the fact that she is an amazing dj and i am having a nice time, the glass mirror placed to my left to hide me from photos (literally) is making it all a bit uncomfortable!!!

This blog isn’t really intended to mean much, it’s just something to let people into my life-kind of a blog to let people know that i am working hard and i go out when samantha is working because she’s pretty great to hear and i love to be around her and her energy as much as possible.

Sitting here makes me think about the fact that if Sarah Palin was in office, and living in Washington.. On a “slow” night, she would probably be dressing as one of the gossip girls or tina fey to try and “be cool” enough to get into this club.

I guess me thinking, and blogging about her gives her more attention and credit than she actually deserves.. but as Madonna says. “Express Yourself”

so…. i will
now and forever
be blessed
xx L

[From Lindsay Lohan’s MySpace blog]

This would be one of those things that’s funny to rip apart, but I can’t make sense of it in the first place. What is the subject? Samantha? Love? Deejays? The mirror that is placed uncomfortably near her but we don’t know why? Oh… of course. 15 lines down you see that the real point is that Sarah Palin is not cool enough for D.C.

Something that I’m sure really gets to her. Who would ever have thought that the ultimate insult to a politician is not being cool enough to get into clubs? Does Lohan really think that’s what the potential Vice President of the United States would do in her downtime? I think Lindsay is so dumb that she’s actually unaware that other people have interests besides her own. If the only thing Lohan likes to do is go to clubs and buy a lot of boots, that must be the only thing anyone else likes to do too.

Seriously, Samantha Ronson, if you love Lindsay as much as you claim, take away her internet access. Throw her Blackberry in a lake if you have to. She may be pretty to look at but she’s dumb as a couch. Don’t try to boost her self esteem by helping her think she’s got deep thoughts that should be shared. Lindsay, stick to shopping.

Here’s Lohan at Saks Fifth Avenue’s 10th Annual ‘Key To The Cure Charity Event’ at Rockefeller Plaza in New York City on Tuesday. Photographer: Patricia Schlein. Images thanks to WENN.