I just wanted to point out the oddness of the recent activities of George Clooney and Elisabetta Canalis. It was just Wednesday when Eli’s Chi Magazine interview was released, and she seemed to be talking out of her magnificent Italian ass about how she sees herself getting married (HINT) and having babies (HINT) and how she and George are so amazing together, they never get bored (bondage) and… well, it all sounded a lot like a woman who was quite full of herself, and quite comfortable with pushing the “next step” issue with Clooney, publicly. Usually, this is exactly when he dumps ‘em. But we’ve said that so many times before, and honestly, I’ve completely accepted that Elisabetta has something “special” (HINT) that Clooney just can’t get enough of, and that she’s going to be around for the foreseeable future. Isn’t it weird then that this is the week that In Touch Weekly runs a big breakup report?
After two years spent romancing Italian TV star Elisabetta Canalis, George Clooney may soon be on the market again.
“They’re taking a break,” a friend of the actor reveals to In Touch. “They’re trying to figure out what their next step should be, but they both seem ready to move on.”
They haven’t been spotted in public together since early May, when they celebrated George’s 50th birthday, and although he was free, he didn’t accompany Eli to Cannes. Friends say George’s commitment phobia was likely a factor in this split.
“He’s not dumping her and she’s not dumping him… it’s just that they’re no longer as excited about each other as they were in the past.
Yes, Elisabetta is one of the most beautiful women on the planet [Editor’s note: WTF?], but apparently that still wasn’t enough to hold fickle George’s attention.
As a friend says, “The spark between them is gone.”
[From In Touch Weekly, print edition]
Of course, this is all in direct contrast from Elisabetta’s new quotes, fresh from the…er, horse’s mouth (sorry). According to Eli, they never get bored. They are living in a fairytale together, a fairytale likely involving sex so kinky, I don’t even know how to describe it.
To make matters more interesting, yesterday Eli and George were photographed very much together in Milan. Arm in arm. A very public signal, immediately after Eli’s interview went worldwide, that he’s cool with what she said, and that they are still together. Clooney‘s rep even went to Gossip Cop to deny ITW‘s story: “The truth is George and Elisabetta are in Como together. They [In Touch] would have known that if they had done their homework.”
You know what’s interesting, though? I swear this is the same breakup pattern that Clooney has used in the past, notably with that Sarah Larson chick. Didn’t he do something similar? There were weeks where no one saw them together, followed by speculation that they were over, followed by denials both formal and informal, and then BAM, split. I’m not saying that’s what happening here, because, obviously, Eli has proven herself the exception to the rule thus far. But it’s interesting. Am I alone in wondering to myself, “Hm… I wonder if she has some dirt on him?”
Photos courtesy of Fame.
The expression on his face in these pics tells me he has already checked out.
“I wonder if she has some dirt on him”…Yes, dirt, mud, grease and anchovy breath.
I c 2 men in their tuxes. Barf.
Pitt is the only male ‘mega movie star’ from his age group, with brains AND taste. Long live Brangelina!
Maybe she’s as close to screwing a man as he’s ever been.
Dammit. I hate that I think he’s hot.
bad for her
She will be gone soon. Can’t wait to see her equally dumb replacement.
I wonder if she has some dirt on him.
Yep, you hit the issue. ITA. She has something on him. Blackmail, anyone?
I believe him when he said he wouldn’t marry again. Don’t know why anyone would doubt him.
Whenever people over share about their sex lives it makes me suspicious. The story is probably exaggerated, but I wouldn’t be surprised if the clock is ticking on this one. He isn’t really husband material. And good for him for knowing that about himself and not getting married only to turn into the next Arnold or Tiger.
I don’t believe out of touch magizine . I was at the hairdressers and read that Jennifer Aniston was pregnant . Thier proof was Jen leaving a resturant patting her stomach . We were rolling on the ground laughing ! She probably told the truth in her interview . He’s probably softened up on the anti marriage and kids thing . It would be too underhanded and manipulative to publicly twist someones arm into marriage . If she were that much of a scum bag he would have dumped her immediately .
I have had a theory running through my head for years about Georgie boy. I think he is secretly in love with Cindy Crawford. His gf’s look alot like her, especially Eli. And if he can’t have Cindy he aint having anyone!! Hahahaha! Just my warped theory!
Sorry I just can’t get over how much see looks like a man. A pretty, pretty man.
George has repeatedly said he is not getting married again. Maybe he will and maybe he won’t, but to have someone saying that he is, is not what he likes at all. George is very, very protective of his suave image and will do anything to keep it intact.
George also likes to have someone around when he is going for an Oscar and he has an oscar bait moving coming out, so either he will keep her around and tolerate her yapping, or dump her soon and get someone else who will behave.
@Ladyjane: I totally agree. She’s a top-of-the line tranny “velina” from Italian TV. Those girls on that particular show pout and pose while men read the news. Eli did that in the early 2000s. What do you want to bet her birth name was “Eli” as in “Eli’s Coming?” There’s a peen in her pants.
This is along the lines of what I posted in the piece on her magazine quotes. Toward the end he helps them get exposure and a boost in their career then he moves onto the next gf. I’d be very surprised if they are still together a month from now.
Saying she will be married was dumb. I hope she doesn’t think she’s going to be married to George because that’s never going to happen. Dude is serious about being a bachelor until the end.
I give them another 2 months, then adios Italian Queen.
I simply cannot look at her again as a woman after the pictures you posted earlier – she is a tranny 100% I cant tell anything from him about how he feels about her (him!)
Agreed, Kaiser. This is how it goes. When I read that she was talking publicly about marriage, my next thought was that he’d be dumping her in 3, 2, 1.
As @you don’t say said, he’ll probably wait until the next big thing is over and then they’ll be kapoot.
For info, she’s been with him in London since Cannes, so in this case, weeks of not being seen doesn’t mean they haven’t been together, they just haven’t been papped.
I honestly dont think she is going to be that easy to get rid of. I think she will go to whatever circumstances to keep him. She has been in enough scandal in Italy and I think she has alot of information on him. I think he has met his match. And I still think she/he is a man in transition. I think thats why she lasted longer than the others. So I dont think we should count her out just yet.
him minus the TRANNY………. yippie!
Nope. She’s going to be around for awhile. I think he’s really happy with her.
Thea, Im with you in that one . I live in LA . I think he’s stuck with her . I don’t think she’s a sex change however . Everytime I have seen them together , she is ALL over him . I’ve heard 3rd hand information ( not the tabloids ) how happy they are . Even if she did have crap on him , it would not matter . He’s wealthy enough to keep it out of the press . He can be pretty heartless if someone try’s to srew him over . I doubt she’s black mailing him .
@atorontogal: you are not far away from truth….
Oh come on!! Nobody buys it. All people have eyes! This time around it is not so easy to manipulate public opinion. Before you write, read first what people write here and then.. 😉 In fact I do live in LA too.
Let me quote “I will tell you why George does not make a refutation…
Canalis was given the opportunity to get away from the story first, although it was finished in December. Version is such: George does not want to get married, does not want children, Canalis’s maternal instinct aroused… so she left him first, if she will not then the story will end differently, it is already over.
George is super smart and he just gives her a chance.
Photos are mixed for real, old photos where there is George and new one with sad Canalis” http://justjared.buzznet.com/2011/06/09/george-clooney-elisabetta-canalis-milan/comment-page-2/
Eli has been dangerously open about their relationship lately, and George has been conspicuously absent.
Punt formation?
I like her.
I wonder if he made her sign some kind of confidentiality agreement. He is probably terrified to dump her. She is the type to talk and tell everything. He is between a rock and a hard place…pun intended.
I don’t know. For two years people have been saying that they will be over any minute but I bet we see them all over the lake again this summer. She has an expiration date, they all do, but I think she has a while before old George is finished with her.
Jeez, some of you are really convinced that she was born a male?
Come on! Go find some pictures wherein she was younger and she had more meat on her bones and babyfat on her face. She was beautiful back then.
Don’t know what to think about them as a couple, the suspect that she may be just a beard has always been strong, but they are both weird confident people and maybe they do really like each other.
The Milan photographs are old. skanknalis’s publicist saved them back for later release. If you look at the series of pics on PopSugar, you’ll even see that skanknalis’s clothes are different in some of the pics and the body guard is different. Winter clothes in June? It didn’t happen, as usual. Nothing to see here, just more lies from skanknalis and her dishonest publicist. George hasn’t let skanknalis near him since December, and that was just for one final photo op.
Unless they’ve already spoken privately about marriage, children, & long-term commitment–and I seriously doubt it–it was a really tactless move on her part to mention it to a mag. She sounds like she’s in a reality of her own, could be dong haze?…and George is probably ready to move on to his next piece.
#20- I agree, I’ve always thought there was something really androgynous about Elisabetta and that maybe she was in some stage of gender reassignment. Or maybe she has a vag, but an X and a Y chromosome like Jamie Lee?
Actually it’s a week that it’s raining in Milan, although the temperatures aren’t very low, we can’t say it’s summer here…
What could this chick know about George that his other pieces in these year or two year relationships not know. He doesn’t strike me as the type to be blackmailed into staying with anyone!
She can talk about marriage/babies all she wants, I too believe Clooney when he says “I don’t want to be married and I don’t want children” Period.
I don’t believe anything ITW says, but secretly deep down inside my evil self I hope it’s SO TRUE!HAHAHAHAHA!
I just noticed that in the two pics on PopSugar in which skanknalis is wearing different clothes including a scarf, and is not with George, and is with a different body guard, she has bought herself flowers from the hotel gift shop. LOL. It’s clear that those two pics were taken on a different day, and skanknalis was alone except for the guy they got to pretend to be a body guard.
I saw one of the milan pix yesterday where at first glance you think they have their arms around each others waist. She has her hand firmly on his lower back, but his hand & arm is actually NOT touching her! Just sort of wavering over that area! Who does this, seriously?
I agree with Kaiser. I think he’s long past over her & ready to move on, but she isn’t & fighting tooth & nail to keep the gravy train rolling, and will do anything, including blackmail.
I told a story here last year about us running into them at a restaurant & him spending the entire time ignoring her and staring at another beautiful woman, I have seen them several times since & never seen him show the slightest bit of interest for her. I would feel sorry for her, but she is so unbelievably rude and snotty. Honestly, I’ve never seen anything like her & I’ve been around celebs my whole life.
Elisabetta Canalis is a first class PR agent for George. Though she’s not a world-star she’s after all in the show business.
When Brangelina and KimK are getting too many tabloid covers, it’s enough for Elisabetta to mention “children” …. “marriage” …. and George is back in the news for a couple of weeks without having to do anything reprehensible.
My parents always told me to never leave one job until you had another secured. Elisabetta needs to start looking for a new man STAT or she’ll end up going from walking the red carpet at the Oscar’s to being a cocktail waitress at LAVO in NYC like Sarah Larson. I’d heard the rumors but was stunned silent when I saw her for myself a couple of months back!
If she started talking marriage and babies, her days with him are numbered. He’s been pretty clear on that, and I doubt he’s changed his mind.
She does have a masculine face, but I like her haircut here. And I didn’t realize George was so completely gray now! He still looks good though.
@ Aguardiente – My mom always told me that a man doesn’t roll out of a warm bed unless he has another one to roll into. I think both lessons apply here.
LOVE the Editor’s comment “WTF?” Ahahahahaha!
She’s got an expiration date – all of Clooney’s bimbos did and do.
That is all.
I just cant stand her smug, self-satisfied expressions all the time.
And I agree with all the posters about her time ticking away.
Clooney is a closet gay.
atorontogal #11 you are spot on
George, you are gorgeous just the way you are. Now, quit jacking with your face, cause you’re gonna start looking freaky soon.
I can’t imagine someone as private as GC having his girlfriend blabbing his stuff to the entire world and him being cool with that. If they have discussed their future, I am sure he intended that conversation to stay private.
he’s getting a turtle neck.
no, i didn’t mean as in wearing one, but as his neck is becoming wrinkled like a turtle.
😉
@ jane16: Unbelievable but I myself was a witness of the same event! Once saw George and Canalis in some restaurant, and in a corner at the table sat a woman with whom he continuously exchanged glances. I do not know what this means but I think already read somewhere at other blog someone was telling a similar story too. Also I saw a video where they were sitting in restaurant in Italy and his attention was clearly attached to a specific direction as if he plays for some viewer who does not fall into our lens.
Sarah Larsen made a big mistake, she listened to the advices of the person who forced her to act against George. The same mistake now and Canalis might make. If she will not act against George her life will develop well. Otherwise, she will receive well-deserved.
Whatever people say about Canalis, she has a strong will and she is a fighter.
She WANTS to be famous, she does not even care of what she is famous for, but she WANTS it more than anything else, She WANTS people to praise her “beauty” and she WANTS to show her naked butt to the world. She will not give up upon milking the Clooney goldmachine and destroying his image, while he is probably thinking it’s just a funny pr game, but it isn’t.
At his age, he should try to be a good example and not scare people ending up spending his money on a cocaine sniffing hooker and being fooled in public by such a vulgar person.
I must have been reading an entirely different translation, to me this reads like she knows darn well Clooney will never marry her and she is just saying ‘I’m riding this gravy train as far as it will take me, I’ll eventually get married and have kids later when Clooney and I have parted ways’.
Don’t fret ladies, she knows it’s an express train she’s on it will eventually come to a stop when she will get off and carry on alone, in the meantime they are both getting what they want out of the ‘relationship’.
The Cloonster is a master at PR. Did it ever cross your mind that all the “They are breaking up/no their not” talk is Clooney’s way of keeping the public’s interest piqued, he has two movie coming out at the end of the year a little tabloid speculation will add to the publicity without him actually having to put in any extra effort at all, at this point she is earning her pay by keeping the partnership in the press.
@jane16: i had noticed the hugging (not really hugging) photo.
@Wintesssin: perhaps, that’s one of the signs he’s giving to her he’s no longer interested and she is not getting it. He’s giving her the opportunity to dump him…
@Lorenzo: i have the feeling this one won’t go away quietly, as you said she wants fame and it doesn’t matter for what reason(s) since she is talentless and she knows we know it!
@53 LucyOriginal
Well, I’m quite sure she ‘s got some talents in the bedroom and with her behaviour she lets the world take part of them, unfortunately not everybody is interested.
@Poppy
A so called Master of PR should not make himself look like a horny old idiot who is showing off with a cocaine sniffing hooker in public.
A Master of PR should not bother his fans of whom the most are females and in their fourties or fifties with a private misery like this, because a Master of PR would know, that his fans are his everything and they could be disgusted and hurt and no longer pay for the cinema to watch his films.
So I don’t think Mr. Clooney is a Master of PR, to me he seems to be a pretty stubborn old mule who is insisting that only he, himself and him knows about the meaning of this sick relationship for his life, although it is obvious to the whole rest of the world including his hooker who doesn’t care.
I have a close friend who is friends with a beautiful woman who hobb knobs with these two . She always gushes about George and elizabetta . If something were a miss she would be saying something . She tells my friend how much in love they are and how happy they are . I’ve never met elizabetta , but I’ve met George . I hope that he truly is happy .
LOL @ “J.” You just keep shoveling that manure, I mean, that skanknalis p.r.
A beautiful woman, of course…lol
Ask yourself this. If paparazzi pics were taken in front of a hotel on June 8, then why were none of those pics available anywhere until June 9? The paps and photo agencies would be able to quickly sell them with the first to sell them getting the best price, and the websites, blogs, and publications that purchase them would be anxious to be the first to publish them, so why the delay? Also, why was Gossip Cop “notified” of such pics the day before they were released anywhere, and who would have bothered to notify Gossip Cop the day before they were released?
The answers are simple. The pics weren’t paparazzi pics. They were all taken months ago and held back by skanknalis’s publicist for later release. As there was only one source/owner of this particular series of pics, it was easy to control when they would be released. Hence, the one source/owner of this particular series of pics used them to manipulate Gossip Cop into printing the latest skanknalis press release as though it were fact prior to her releasing the pics. Also, the one owner/source of these pics did not sell them. She provided the pics at no charge to photo agencies, websites, blogs, and publications along with the latest bogus skanknalis press release.
It was a Machiavellian p.r. stunt filled with lies.
@observer – get over it, the pics were taken the other day. They are still together but for how long no one knows. Quit posting under all stories about Elisabetta, you are giving George’s fans a bad name.
I hope he does dump her and I do wish the next one doesn’t have the features of a farm animal
Does anyone else think that she looks a lot like James Franco in these pictures?
I think on the last post on this subject that I expected a conviniently timed photo op and low and behold we got one. George and his publicist are on the ball, reading the blogs and tabloids and making sure there are lovey dovey pictures to counter the break-up stories. His publicist is earning his high salary.
@”snowbunny,” you are full of it. You and the rest of skanknalis’s nasty trashy publicity team are just pissed off that some of us see through the garbage. I explained exactly what happened.
observer – contrary to your belief’s, I am not on anyone’s PR team. The explanation you provided exists only in your mind, this does not mean it is reality. But you do get points for your imagination.
@”snowbunny,” you are still full of it. If you are not on the p.r. team, then explain the discrepancies I have pointed out. You won’t because you’re here to promote the lies and defame anyone who posts the truth. skanknalis hasn’t been permitted near George since December, and that was just for one final photo op. She is banned from his property and will not be permitted to stay at his house in Italy. She and her lying trashy publicist will probably rent a boat and take photos of her on the lake in an effort to make it look like she’s staying with George, similar to how she went shopping in Como and had it videotaped in an effort to make people think she’s staying with George. Oh, and of course the boat on the lake photos will be photoshopped prior to being released with yet another b.s.-filled press release. What are you going to do when some reporter asks George about her, and he says that he hasn’t seen her since December? Better yet, what are you and the rest of the trash team going to do when some reporter asks George if he’s broken up with her, and George says they were never a couple? You’re not helping skanknalis, as she’s already unpopular even in her home country. The lies will inevitably come out, and she will be even more of a laughing stock than she already is, if that’s even possible. I hope she has a decent savings account because she’s going to need it.
I think she’s gorgeous and, in my opinion, could have her pick of almost any guy. He’s lucky to have her. He met his match!
Dump the tranny!!
“…could have her pick of almost any guy. He’s lucky to have her. ..”
What a nice thing to say, I like the modesty in these words.
But I do not like the word “guy”, I would like to replace it with “garcon de trottoir”.
When is wedding?
Poppy:
June 11th, 2011 at 5:02 am
I must have been reading an entirely different translation, to me this reads like she knows darn well Clooney will never marry her and she is just saying ‘I’m riding this gravy train as far as it will take me, I’ll eventually get married and have kids later when Clooney and I have parted ways’.
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That’s what I meant when I said in this very thread that her “I will get married” sounded like “despite George”.
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InTheKnow
InTheKnow:
June 11th, 2011 at 5:23 pm
Does anyone else think that she looks a lot like James Franco in these pictures?
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LOL
Yes, there’s a slight resemblance, but Franco should get a bit of colour or tan just to look more attractive and to have a chance to be the next Clooney’s significant other.
I know she is talking about life after George but she’s so darn inconstant in everything she says.It’s like she just says whatever comes into her head or says whatever she feels like at that particular moment.Oh well she’s not the first to be that way and I hardly think she’ll be the last.
@Poppy, Aqua and Solveig: She meant to say is despite Clooney. But in the same interview, she said she would not be with someone who says he is not going to marry her and who is not going to have kids with her. So, she also implied she will marry him or hopes to…
@solveig: please, James Franco is way cutter than her, he doesn’t need to tan and get a leathery skin. Don’t do it James!
Can’t people stopping implying/joking GC is gay?! It doesn’t matter if he is or not (21st century people, hello!!! please, be respectful to GLBT community too). By the way, if GC is gay no way he would date Franco who is intelligent, unlike Eli who is dumb as a rock and full of sh*t(I meant to say full of herself, one might think is the same!)…
Also interesting is that Bauer-Griffin has “exclusive” rights to this bogus photo op series. Obviously, that would not be the case if they were actual paparazzi photographs, as different paparazzi would sell them to different agencies. I guess skanknalis’s trashy, dishonest publicist was too lazy to send them off to multiple agencies. And of course one has to ask how Gossip Cop would have seen a series of paparazzi photos exclusive to just one agency the day before even the agency released them, and the answer is that the publicist sent them to Gossip Cop as well as to Bauer-Griffin.
The same series from the bogus photo op appears on PopSugar and JustJared with photo credit given to Bauer-Griffin. The bogus photo op series is not available at any of the other photo agencies such as Getty Images, WireImage, Kika Press, Bruno Press, Ramey Pix, etc.
@ Original Lucy.Thanks,if that’s the case then when will she learn that you can’t change a man unless he wants too.You have to accept a person the way they are or move on he’s been very clear about what he does and doesn’t want. Oh well it’s her funeral so to speak.
@observer, what exactly has Elisabetta done to make you hate her so much? I don’t understand how someone can have such strong feelings about her!
I’m really starting to think that Elisabetta’s a M to F trans chick, and she’s held onto George for so long beccause she hasn’t had any surgery downstairs, so he can indulge his gay side without losing his leading man roles or whatever.
@Emily: People do not like Canalis because all lies and dirt come on George from her camp. Because you write such things about him and do marasmic statements. People see lies. George has never been a gay. You and I know perfectly well that he has real gal, for a long time already and he is not going to change anything. Expecially keen observers also realize this. George looks very happy when without Canalis. There is no sense in your lies.
Yeah we know how after break up Lisa Snowdown also has been saying that George is gay, so we can conclude that Ugly Melanorosaurus already received the resignation too. Girls are very angry, George does not sleep with them not because he is gay, but probably because he loves someone else.This is possible.
Ugly Melanorosaurus? Oh well!!! He chooses such a ugly hookers that his girl would not be jealous even if there will appear photos of them in bed!
His “gal” should hit him with a pan on his stubborn head.
Oops, I am going to get another “cease and desist!” now.
@Liar on Fire, I’m not lying, it’s just my theory. I’m allowed to have whatever theory I want. Also, I wasn’t saying there’s anything wrong with being trans, OR with dating a transperson. So why don’t you stop making assumptions about me and stop being such a small minded transpobic.
Also, could you please tell me what you meant by “marasmic”? I’m making protein based malnutrition comments? WTF?
@Emily- He isn’t gay but you know that. Now how about your excess thigh fat? Is it still over growing on you?
@Greg-She is not that ugly, she already paints her nails white.
My apologies, she’s mistaken.
@Emily e do not discredit George Clooney anymore you strayed from the topic, we found a consensus on which I am not interested in spreading of my own, be attentive in the future.
I predicted months ago that she would do this, hold back old pics and send them out later to make it appear they are together when they’re not.
Also, George’s friend Ben Weiss has been cropped out of the pics as they appear on most sites, but he’s in the same pics on some sites. It wasn’t a romantic dinner even when it took place, which was months ago.
Exactly, photos were hold back. You guessed, it was months ago. George now in London filming Gravity. And is true that that after December there were not even single photos ops with Canalis, arrangement is such that before the official announcement they do and say whatever they want, and George being very kind does not refute the information, gives her last limelight. We will see how she will behave when it comes to an end, will she remember his kindness then…. There are few weeks left till the contract expiration so they can write that Stan said thisandthat and he won’t deny, when he actually never said it.
I heard there were witnesses who told us that when George was with Eli at the restaurant at other table there sat a girl,and George exchanged glances with her. The same and this time, can be clearly seen that when he speaks to Eli he is depressed but when he looks away…. he is obviously excited!this especially good seen at first photo in Popsugar. Really, he smiles like in love. I wonder who that could be over there? I also heard that Villa Oleandra have drawn its curtains. Very interesting who is he hiding there???
Today George already in Como. And even if Canalis will be on the party, this party will be for her nothing more but her ‘ending’. The same scheme as was with Sarah Larsen.
However these hookers have no relation to his personal life at all.
@”George, you are too kind,” very well said. I agree with you.