Jennifer Lopez’s head-to-toe snakeskin: tragic, dated or sexy?

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In the first batch of photos I saw of this London event, Jennifer Lopez had her mouth closed and she was posing like a normal person, without doing her patented “Sexy-Face”. And then I chanced upon this batch of photos. Yeah. She only kept her mouth closed for a second, and The Sexy-Face was in full effect. Anyway, Jennifer was in London for “The Summertime Ball” at Wembley Stadium. She performed, as did Nicole Scherzinger from The Pussycat Dolls. You can see photos of their performances here, at The Mail.

As for Jennifer’s outfit for the photo call… eh. Snakeskin? Really? Granted, this isn’t as “desperate” as Jennifer’s fashion has been lately, but it’s still kind of dated, right? The matching snakeskin boots are Louboutins, by the way. Of course they are. Because Jennifer has a song called “Louboutins”.

Meanwhile, even though Jennifer was trying desperately to win the pop-star pissing contest with Nicole Scherzinger, Jennifer gave some quotes during an interview that made her sound like she’s fine with some healthy competition:

JENNIFER Lopez will “probably” watch the US version of The X Factor. The 41-year-old singer — who is a judge on rival pop star search show American Idol — loves watching talent programs and thinks she will tune in when the series airs in September.

Speaking at the 95-106 Capital FM Summertime Ball at London’s Wembley Stadium last night she said, “You know what, I watch all those shows. I’m a big fan of those type of shows so I’ll probably be watching.”

The On The Floor hitmaker had kind words for Nicole Scherzinger — who will be a judge on The X Factor alongside Simon Cowell, L.A. Reid and Paula Abdul – wishing her “the best” of luck for her new venture.

“I just saw Nicole backstage,” she said. “I gave her all my love and wished her the best, she says she’s already started. She was supposed to be the host and now she’s a judge and she’s very excited about that.”

Jennifer raises three-year-old twins Max and Emme with her husband Marc Anthony, and when she can she likes to have them with her when she is working on her various projects.

“The secret to working with kids? I just try and keep them close all the time,” she said. “They’re here tonight. I travel with them when I can. I want to let them know how love they are. Another child? Maybe, maybe.”

[From Showbiz Spy]

It still sounds kind of patronizing to me, but whatever. I prefer J. Lo to Nicole, and so I’m kind of rooting for Jennifer anyway. By the way, I believe Jennifer is in the midst of renegotiating her American Idol for a truckload of money – she only signed on for one year, and Idol producers really, really want her to come back. So J. Lo is back on top! And she’s ready to buy all of the snakeskin biscuit-grazing dresses she could ever want.

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  1. Flounder says:

    God she’s annoying.

  2. Solveig says:

    I don’t think this woman will ever learn how to dress decently.
    The blouse/mini-dress is ok, but snake boots? Seriously?
    And shut the mouth!

  3. Jackson says:

    Tragic AND dated. And she needs to stop tweaking her face so much.

  4. Quest says:

    Sigh…somewhere in the deep Amazonian marshes the snakes are sad and crying out for justice for their wasted skins. They’re conspiring

  5. Kaboom says:

    Welcome to 1973

  6. Hautie says:

    Miss Lopez really needs to stop with the “O” face.

    Such a pretty girl with a great smile.

    Yet, she insists on the “O” face. As if it doesn’t make her looks slow witted.

  7. Anne says:

    Now that is just tragic.

  8. tapioca says:

    The boots are hideous, but it’s nice that she’s acknowledging the film that really made her Hollywood career.

    “…she’s fine with some healthy competition.”

    The only time J-Lo would pat another female artist on the back would be to insert a knife between their shoulder blades…

  9. LindaR says:

    Oh god. Tacky, tacky, tacky.

  10. Mia says:

    Tragic & dated. Good Lord, woman!

  11. Kelly says:

    What’s with the open mouth? It’s like Jessica Simpson Syndrome. Close your damn mouth, chica, or you’ll catch some flies!

  12. Phat girl says:

    At least she covered up her belly.
    Love the dress, hate the boots.

  13. Sue says:

    Jennifer’s outfit is really bad she looks like hooker gone wild and didn’t she wear a snakeskin outfit years ago?

  14. Blue says:

    She needs to stop. That “dress” us way too short. Plus snakeskin on snakeskin is not a good look. But then again she is on who thinks she can pull off anything.

  15. Julie says:

    I’m not a fan of hers but I think her face and hair are just absolutely beautiful. The outfit is hideous and try hard but consistent with how she dresses.

  16. You don't say says:

    Ooy vey! There is nothing wrong with being forty, there really isn’t. But when you keep trying to ignore that fact, you just keep looking foolish. Tacky hair to match the tacky outfit. She is no longer a “fly girl”, but she will never accept that.

  17. gamblea says:

    Close your mouth, thanks

  18. Bubbling says:

    bahahah Kaiser you were so right when you said this bitch is dated! Her songs, her style? I respect her hustle in some aspects but she just wont let that late 90’s beginnings of 2000 go away, will she?

  19. Patricia says:

    What an idiot

  20. geez says:

    She’s taking that people magazine cover so called “most beautiful” way too literal…..get over yourself.

  21. whybenice says:

    What’s sad is that she’s teaching this look to her daughter.

  22. Tammi says:

    There she goes with that mouth thing.I hate her “im sexy” look.

  23. whitedaisy says:

    Seems desperately dressed to me.

  24. endoplasmic_ridiculum says:

    ech 1996 Gucci ad.

  25. Robocop says:

    Lest we forget — JLo is Kim Kardashian’s role model!!

  26. Deven says:

    Uggghhhh!!

  27. Sakyiwaa says:

    i don’t mind her outfit. she looks good… like ready for a performance. Didn’t she go there to perform?
    i don’t consider her a famewhore as it is currently defined by the Kardashians and Paris H, and i would be indifferent to her but i get this subtle vibe of desperation to ‘stay relevant’ from her (not uber-famous: she already peaked and declined; just relevant) from the majority of her actions. it’s not blatant or glaringly obvious… it’s like she plays her best hand and lets the chips fall where they may…

    and often times, it’s like she gets very lucky…
    she’s a bona fide diva who still manages not to piss EVERYBODY off.
    Very lucky…

  28. mmmm says:

    fugly

  29. TeeTee says:

    over the top and annoying as usual.

    she’s not competing w/Nicole–she’s too busy trying to keep up with the KarTRASHians..

    she’s so dated. no maam and no thank you.

  30. bagladey says:

    Remember when she objected to the moniker ‘JLo’ and insisted that she be called Jennifer Lopez? Well, imo Jennifer always dresses like someone called ‘JLo’, but this outfit personifies that image and name. JLo’s just an innate flygirl.

  31. Ellie says:

    black boots would’ve been much better. Too much snake skin. Tacky!

  32. r u ok miss says:

    so sick of this mouth breather

  33. Eleonor says:

    That poor snake!

  34. NayNay says:

    Oh, so dated!! Is anybody else aside from me sick of seeing pics of her, already???

  35. jover says:

    Naynay most people are sick of this no talent; how does she get all these couture ad gigs. SHe must have a great agent.

  36. 4Real says:

    Is she for real?! GROW UP already! More like JHO!

  37. Rita says:

    She obviously to old for the outfit but hell, I like it. Perhaps it’s the contrast or whatever but she looks like she’s ready for a little reptile wrestling….Let’s get ready to rumblllle!!!!

  38. gee says:

    Britney Spears circa 2001. Usually JLo dresses well, but this is a miss for sure.

  39. Judy says:

    Love JLo, HATE this…it looks trashy.

  40. Hooblie says:

    I rather keep my fond memories of her from the late 90’s….then this happens, and I cry a bit

  41. TG says:

    @tapioca – I knew someone would say something very funny today! I like her outfit, but not together. I heard her new song on the radio this weekend and I think when you are over 40 with kids you need to grow up and not be thinking about the clubs. I have no respect for parents out clubbing when they have kids at home.

  42. Ron says:

    Dress is fine on it’s own. Boots are fine on their own. Together, a nightmare.

  43. Jacque says:

    Please. Make it stop!

  44. katiemarie says:

    I adore JLo for all of her diva-ness but this outfit is horrific. 1998 called, it wants its faux snake skin back.

  45. Turtle Dove says:

    Jen hasn’t learned from the Bennifer overload of the early 2000s. Too much celebrity saturation can kill a career. Ben understood that and he took a few well needed steps back after they split.

    She’s going to flood the market with her Jenny from the Blockness and we’ll get sick of her and she’ll disappear(ish) again.

    When it comes to her career, she really is all about the ‘short term’ success and fast cash, not the long haul.

  46. HotLatino says:

    what a bunch of haters commenting, I bet is the same person, she can pull off anyhing, she’s GodLo! Her performance was awesome, she’s a true performer unlike britney who’s always drugged hahaha Go GodLo, you look 20 at most

  47. Amanda G says:

    Ugh. Just…ugh.

  48. Bill Hicks is God says:

    That’s actually not an outfit, she’s shedding.

  49. Cha Cha Loca says:

    Tragic, dated and desperate. Oh yea, and shut your mouth. She always looks like she’s ready to blow the first guy that comes up to her!

  50. June says:

    “The only time J-Lo would pat another female artist on the back would be to insert a knife between their shoulder blades…”

    @tapioca- Seriously. That is the BEST comment Love it!

  51. CeeCee says:

    thigh high boots – ick! in snakeskin – hideous! And put your woo-woo away, you’re over 40 and a mom for effs sake

    @ Bill Hicks is God = brilliant

  52. Thea says:

    ROFLMAO @ Bill Hicks comment. Thats probably true. I think I realize now why she doesnt want the “alleged sex tape” shown. There isnt any sex in it. I think it is rituals and dances in regards to her practice of Santeria. And she is probably covered in chicken blood. I think that would be more upsetting to her fans than if it was a sex tape.

  53. jemshoes says:

    It’s a little tragic and very dated! 😉

  54. coco says:

    i can’t stand this woman anymore! can’t she just go away?

  55. Enrico says:

    So much … TRY. The two Jennifers (L and A) should have a TRY-off.

  56. honeyv says:

    eww

  57. MissVJJ says:

    fake. ass. bitch.

  58. Layzo says:

    The last time Jennifer looked truly happy was when she was a Bennifer. I think they were truly in love but Ben sold out to be the someone more “proper”.

    Remember the Oscar photos? Anyways she sort of got the short end of the stick with with Marc Anthony literally and figuratively. Because he’s is so hideous looking. I mean who would really want to sleep with him. Ugh. Not that Ben is doing great either. I have never seen him happy with his wifey.

    And yes the poor snakes in Amazon. I lol at that one. Totally dated but I don’t think this look would ever been in style.

    @TG. Really? I have two kids and I like to go out and have a great time sometimes. Do I do it every day or even every weekend? No, but I like to let loose like everyone else which includes going out to clubs on occasions. I don’t think I am failing as a mother to my children nor am I being selfish for enjoying myself from time to time.