So I passed out early last night, neglecting the links. Sorry to my fellow gossip hounds. I should really do two link posts a day as there’s so much good stuff out there. I’ll give it a shot.

Here’s what happened while I was sleeping:

– Suri Cruise was unveiled! The world wondered if Chris Klein could stop being a chauvinist pig long enough to care that his child and momma’s baby are being brainwashed and held in secluded luxury. [Bastardly]
– Katie Holmes thinks that people shouldn’t be allowed to talk smack about her spawn. [Page One Blog]
– Tom Cruise’s Vanity Fair cover is a rip off of a Paul McCartneys first solo album, and a certain popular blogger ripped off someone else’s find. No surprise there. [Agent Bedhead]
– Why does Suri Cruise look asian with a bad toupee? [DListed]
– Heidi Klum, Seal, Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale had a high-profile playdate. Or their kids did. [Mollygood]
– Kate Bosworth and Orlando Bloom broke up [Socialite’s Life]
– Jessica Simpson admitted that her supposed relationship with golden shower-loving John Mayer was just a publicity stunt. Well, not really, but almost. [Hot Momma Drama]
– Paris Hilton realized what payback feels like, and it hurts. [Haute Gossip]
– Pajiba tells us the movies we really should be watching instead of the crap the studios shove down our throats. [Pajiba]
– Rachel Weisz’s new movie got booed at the Venice Film Festival [I’m not obsessed]
– Is Lindsay Lohan engaged again? [PopSugar]
– Another member of the “Lost” cast got busted on a driving offense. [Seriously, OMG, WTF?!]
– Bush and Cheney dressed in drag [CityRag]
– Steve Jobs and Apple co-founder, Steve Wozniak, just can’t get along [yeeeah]
– Keanu Reeves and Sandra Bullock attended “The Lake House” Tokyo premiere, looked thrilled [Gabsmash]

Pictures from ONTD and Egotastic!