Diddy’s girlfriend Kim Porter is pregnant with twins. Diddy is already the father of two boys, one with Kim, for which he shells out an incredible $50,000 a month combined in child support. Now that Kim is expecting twins, Diddy’s first statement is about how this makes him better than all the other celebrity parents:

Kim is expecting the double bundle in December, and Diddy is sure to gush over his babies just as much as he expounds on the joys of peeing. Let’s hope he doesn’t release a naseating video about it, like the video invitation that The Smoking Gun unearthed to his 25th birthday. Diddy is really proud of his accomplishments and likes to rub everyone’s faces in it. As long as there’s some accompanying caviar and expensive champagne, the other celebrities clearly don’t mind.