Yesterday, in the late afternoon, Life & Style had a great headline – “Jesse James and Kat Von D’s wedding is on hold”. Their story was based on an unnamed source, plus some random tweets, and built into a story about how Jesse and Kat had put their relationship on “pause”. I thought it was a decent story, mainly because I think the overwhelming majority of people think JJ and Kat aren’t going to make it, long-term. But still, the denials came, and now Jesse has announced to People Mag that they plan to marry this summer, on the one-year anniversary of when they began dating. Rii-ight.
Have Jesse James and Kat Von D called off their wedding? Not a chance, they both tell PEOPLE.
“That is absolutely not true,” says James, 42, bristling at Internet reports that he’s split from the LA Ink star. “We’re still going strong. Things are completely good with us.”
Adds Von D: “That’s the furthest thing from the truth.”
In fact, the pair, who were engaged in January, are planning a summer wedding on the one-year anniversary of when they started dating, James reveals.
“That day can’t come soon enough!” he says.
The couple regularly commute between Los Angeles, where Von D, 29, shoots her reality show, and James’s home outside of Austin, Texas, where he lives with his kids, Chandler, 16, Jesse Jr., 14, and Sunny, 7.
“Everything is on track,” says James. “I am absolutely more in love today than I was a year ago. She’s the one for me.”
[From People]
Ordinarily, I’m not one of those people desperate for someone else’s comeuppance. I think karma usually takes time, and I’m patient. I’m much happier throwing a “we’ll see, won‘t we?” glare, like a bitchy Cassandra, rather than actively wishing for something bad to happen to some d-bag immediately. But I actively want something horrible to happen to Jesse. NOW. Just reading “I am absolutely more in love today than I was a year ago. She’s the one for me” made me say to myself “I hope she cheats on him with twenty different guys, and I hope he becomes impotent for the rest of his life.” Like, I want that to happen right now, if possible. He deserves it.
Photos courtesy of Fame.
Face and neck tattoos are ugly and don’t look good on anyone!
Could she possibly be too good for him? I was inclined to think they deserve each other…
He needs to just shut up and take Gorilla Von D and go on. No one cares. No one ever will. And where is this mans children? Everytime I see the two I want to get some Oxyclean and throw at them. They are nasty.
Summer wedding…winter divorce?
I feel the same way – I hope he somehow feels the same betrayal and hurt he inflicted on others.
How do they commute regularly if he has 3 children,aren’t they in school?
I’m sure it will be a lovely wedding. The reception will of course be held at the tatoo parlor and the bride and groom will exchange tats.
2 questions:
1) Is this the follow-up statement to yesterdays “Lick my balls”? (And don’t you threaten us like that, you toad!)
2) WTF is wrong with her face? It looks like melting Silly Putty!
Ha! I agree with every single comment! They are human garbage.
Oh those glasses are SO bad they gave me whiplash.
Let these two troglodytes get married and slither off into the sunset together. Here’s hoping they don’t spawn…
That obvious nose job is irritating to look at. The time will come, I predict sometime in august/september. I am sure, if the relationship is marketing ploy, they will keep it strong until LA Ink premieres.
@Lilred, SHE commutes. He just stays in Austin for the most part. I am sure she will get tired of that as well.
Our local newspaper is saying they have split and that his and hers tweets confirmed the split!
What does her hair actually look like under those hideous wigs?
Yes, lifelong impotence, the perfect retribution. Me likey!
Bitchy Cassandra – I love it, Kaiser.
I don’t believe anything about this relationship. They’re both famewhores and everything they do is for the press.
This will be the wedding of the century
The Hipster and the Wimpster, I’m sure he’ll enjoy her calling the shots. Karma will love these two. 🙂
STFU scumbag!!! He makes me vomit!
If you have a patterned body (no judgments!), you really should not wear long, patterned clothes, too. It’s just a bit much.
I bet these two are not even together==this is something she’s using to drum up interest in her reality show, in my opinion. Last I heard, the show was not doing that well, and they are releasing another tatoo-parlor reality show on tv. So, Kat is probably feeling some pressure to keep hers going.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: blergh.
I love the idea of a bitchy Cassandra, though 🙂
Potatoes for breakie, lunch and dinner for these two by the looks of them!
Elvira or the Greek Cassandra?
Never.Gonna.Happen.
Take them both off the market so we don’t have to read any more garbage about them.
Ewwwww. They deserve each other. The only real sad cases in this are his kids.
My money is still on a fall break up. I’m thinking around Thanksgiving. I have my doubts about them actually getting married (too messy). But, I think they will string the wedding thing along for as long as new episodes of LA Ink are airing.
I seem to remember Jesse lobbying for a return to reality TV himself. Let’s not forget this dude has had three (that I know of) previous reality shows. It’s not as if he is unfamiliar with the concepts of ratings and how to manipulate public interest.
Does anyone know how his book sales were? I don’t feel like googling that junk. If his book sales were good, he will most certainly milk this relationship for as long as possible. Good book sales mean the public is interested in him, and there’s no better way to keep that interest going than good old fashioned relationship drama. Lord knows the tabs have a much larger audience than motorcycle mags.
As for Kat, I feel conflicted about her. While she clearly has some fame whore tendencies and by many accounts is a serial cheater, she is also a talented artist. And because of that, I can’t bring myself to really hate her. She has a lot more depth than her douche rag fiancé, that’s for damn sure! So, while I loathe Jesse, I am more just disappointed in Kat. She could actually do better.
Why don’t they get married on the farm? Just decorate the pig sty???
They always look like they need to bathe. Yuck.
Will the bride be wearing white and the groom a tuxedo? Uh, puhleez, they should just go to the courthouse and get married. Jesse must know the vows by now
I adore Sandra Bullock, but what did she ever see in this guy?
BTW, I like the KvD look with classes-too bad there isn’t an intellect to go with them, or she would hitting the road for greener pastures about now (just following up on the farm reference..)
always a good idea to get married as soon as possible after a divorce.
What a douche
Why can’t this guy SHUT UP?!? Throughout his book tour, he constantly flapped his teeth about how sad he felt to be a person of interest to the media. Now he’s the ultimate famewhore…the man is a sociopath, and that’s fo’ realz.
Re: the glasses pic. When your skin is paler than your teeth, it’s definitely time to trowel on some more white pancake makeup.
What a tacky couple, yuck!
This just seems like a publicity stunt to me, these two just like the attention they are getting. I don’t think they will end up getting married at all!
@kira ~ The other tattoo show must be the new one with Ami in New York. The same Ami of Miami Ink, who ended up being such a jerk to Kat that she left his show and went to L.A. to create her own. I can’t stand Ami and wonder if the show will do well. (I watched Miami Ink for another artist and Kat.)
As for these two getting married, if it’ll shut them up, then they should hurry. Supposedly, Jesse moved to TX to be near Louie. But I’ve read that Sandra has never let Jesse even meet him, so why didn’t Jesse go back to CA? There was all of that drama with “uprooting his kids” and his kids not wanting to move. If the reason he moved isn’t there, then why stay? Weird.
See the little man on her arm in the red shirt? Next to him Nikki Sixx tattooed the words “I Love You” – which she has now covered up with a rose. How sweet.
Ugh. She is gross. I am so happy that she is no longer with Nikki. Jesse so deserves her special kind of hell.
they are like two maggots on a dead piece of meat….gross!
@gg- Pretty sure it’s Cassandra of Ilium; Elvira wouldn’t make much sense in that context. (Love the reference, btw! Cassandra was always one of my favorites.)
@Jag- That’s what I was wondering too. Who else thinks JJ’s still trying to ‘punish’ SB for leaving? Hopefully she’s moved on enough to the point where she can just laugh at him.
They’re going to honeymoon near a former concentration camp in Germany because its so romantic (if you’re a racist scumbag).
I just don’t get the full on tats – how can you wear a print and not have it clash with your skin? Where does the ink end and the fabric start? I’d have to wear white or black all of the time. These two just look sooooo dirty. I think there is a perpetual wind blowing between her ears. Waste of (brightly colored) skin – both of ’em.
Don’t care…go away.
In the words of my Grandson – YUCKY….
Will they please marry soon and run off to GTFO island. Take Eddie and LeAnn with them. Please.
Jesse has no reason to see Louis. His name is not on the adoption papers. He did his scandal before the papers were filed and he has no reason to be around. He followed Sandra to Tx to piss her off. He thought he could get her back. He cant take care of his own kids, so why mess up Louis life. I am almost feeling sorry for Kat. And I dont like her, but heck she deserves better than that. Jesse needs to just move in with Charlie Sheen and pay hookers, cause that is what he deserves.
You can definitely see your enthusiasm in the work you write. The world hopes for more passionate writers such as you who aren’t afraid to mention how they believe. All the time follow your heart.