I honestly feel like I could get pregnant just from looking at photos of Colin Farrell. It’s different with other dudes that I like – say, Gerard Butler. I’ll look at a photo of Gerard, and I’ll stare at for a while, analyzing his hair or his clothes, checking to see if I can make out a glorious bulge. With Colin, I feel like I have to look away. Like, I can’t stare too hard or else I’ll get pregnant, or worse. If anyone is capable of inseminating a woman without being in the room, it’s Colin. He’s just that virile.
Anyway, these are photos of Colin and his man-cleavage at the MMVAs last night. I don’t know why his shirt is unbuttoned so far, especially considering the night was pretty heavy on the tweens. Most of the people there were underage? And here’s Dirty Uncle Colin, getting 13-year-olds pregnant with a piercing gaze and half a pec.
Colin was in Toronto for the MMVAs because he’s filming Total Recall in town. He arrived there a while back, but Jessica Biel (his costar) just came to town last week. Now we can look forward to many, many, MANY stories pushed by Biel’s rep about how Colin is getting Jessica pregnant with his cupcakes or whatever. According to a “preview” of Biel’s agenda, an insider told The Mail last week that Biel “loves Colin’s accent and personality. She’s completely over Justin, she’s having fun being single and thinks Colin is a blast. They’ve been hanging out between takes and Colin’s suggested they go out after work.” Biel better watch out. Colin isn’t going to be down with some PR-friendly thing. He’ll just get her pregnant and dump her.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
Omg Dirty Uncle Colin is perfect.
He looks like he would smell, and that is something I could never get past.
This guys does absolutely nothing for me. Zero. Zip. Nada.
there are no norms or rules that apply to this man. he is an irish sexcicle. we should rejoice and bask in the warm glow rising from his trousers.
colin-i tingle.
You could not bathe him enough.
He’s all hot man-meat, that one! ; )
He looks like he just got off a horse and can’t straighten his legs out. A bit too greasy looking for my taste.
Colin-lingus.
i have never found him even the slightest bit attractive. 🙁
He always looks like he needs a shower.
Never found him attractive.
He is smoldering sex on a stick, but his man-cuffs need to go. I don’t like accessories on dudes. I like to think they spend their days sleeping & boning & have no time to run to Claire’s for new trinkets.
@Celebitchy:
only the Jolie-Pitt?
You not fair!
@ arock – OMG, Irish sexcicle, I LOVE it!!! That’s one thing the Irish do really, really (and I mean really!) well, and that’s making the world’s sexiest men. There’s just something about an Irishman…ok, now I have to splash cold water on my face and get back to work, lol.
SCALDING HOT!!! I’ve seen his sex tape and the man has a very talented tongue! :DDD
Me like
I just don’t see it. I don’t get the atttraction AT ALL. Lainey flips out over him and how sexy he is. To each their own. I would need a haz-mat suit with all the baby making he is doing.
He’s yummy! Sigh
Colin F and rum, yum yum, it’s so good I can’t take enough!
He could get me pregnant any day. J/k…kind of
Are the double hoop earrings new, or just annoying me now? lol
New favorite headline.
I would love for his hair to be a bit longer but I can definitely settle for this 🙂
He has been looking SERIOUSLY ‘refreshed’ & hot lately!!! This guy can ‘Out-Butler’ the Butler himself. On a pure hotness scale, Everybody pales in comparison.
He goes through phases of hotness and right now he’s smouldering. The scruffy face, the hair, the hevage…wow. I don’t care that he’s dirty as hell. I’d take him every which way I could get him right now.
I’m just excited that Colin Farrell will finally be playing a vampire. *squeals like a little girl*.
I totally wouldn’t mind having Colin’s baby either.
But seriously, Jessica Biel and Colin Farrell? He’s too wild for her. No cupcakes for this dude. He’s devil’s food cake all the way.
In an interview years ago, he admitted that before he was famous, he taught line-dancing. I’ve never been able to look at him the same way since.
So guido.
Look at the little blonde girl in the last picture on the right giving Uncle Colin the side-eye. LOL.
Hell Yeah Baby!!!
He needs to lose those lame earrings.
@Youdon’tsay- I think he’s in the permanent “straddlin'” position.
Still can’t figure out if he’s hot or not. He’s a mimbo definitely.
He looks like he has all sorts of STD’s.
sexicicle? more like a creepy lepruchan under a bridge
“…more like a creepy lepruchan under a bridge”– LOL, these comments are the best. The main reason I keep coming back.
I use to think he was so hot.
Now not so much.
Did I get older or did he?
sexy leprechaun talk gets me wet every time
For clebbitchy exist only the Jolie-Pitt.
The Jolie-Pitt, the largest Blender, liars in the world!
Ditto post #4 by arock.Love it!Irish sexcicle is 100% right!Sorry for all the exclamation marks but like Kaiser said this man just gets you excited!
If he doesn’t than I’m really sorry for you because you are missing out on the one, the only, no rules apply because if it’s him we don’t have rules Irish Sexcicle.Doesn’t hurt that he does sensitive, intelligent, humourous interviews speaking in a lyrical accent that alone will drive women mad.
hot hot hot!!!!
Great actor and so hottttttttttttt
Scruffy but sexy nonetheless
i mean, seriously people. he was even hot on Scrubs. (Scrubs.) That alone should be a tribute to his hotness.
Yeah folks, I’m not quite sure about all the negativity about Colin, he is a good actor, played lots of good parts and some bad, and as for the loops in both ears, after watching the country music special on tv the other night, it appears that the double earring look has caught back on with the country boys. I’d do him in a minute!!!