Here is your Open Post for today’s courthouse crack shenanigans. Linnocent is due at 10 am PST/1 PM PST. I’ll be updating this post with whatever I deem relevant, and I’m sure I’ll do a summary post once we know how Linnocent is going to be punished for being drunk during her house arrest. What will she wear? Will she have coke in her purse? Will she be Forever Linnocent? You can see TMZ’s live feed here.

Meanwhile, here’s an interesting addendum to that Matt Lauer story. According to TMZ, Linnocent’s really canceled her NBC interview because she knew at the time that she had flunked her piss test, and she didn’t feel like going through her normal crack lie dance.

UPDATE: Linnocent just arrived at approx. 12:45 EST. Her hair looks like hell. I think she’s wearing a blue button-down blouse.

UPDATE: You can see Linnocent’s outfit here. You know what this ridiculous bitch did? She bleached her hair last night. Zero roots, it has that freshed-bleached look. She wanted it to look “done” for court. Because THAT is her priority.

UPDATE: Life & Style just released more excerpts from Linnocent’s interview (the one where she claimed there was no booze in her house):

Today, just days before completing her 35-day-long house arrest, Lindsay Lohan is headed back to court after reportedly testing positive for alcohol. The allegation stems from a June 12 rooftop barbecue that Lindsay insists wasn’t a party. Although Lindsay tells Life & Style that the legal drama in her life was coming to an end, reports say that the LA County Probation Department will ask Judge Stephanie Sautner to put her in LA County Jail. “It’s a scary place,” Lindsay tells Life & Style about prison. “And a place that I don’t wish on anyone.”

During her first and only interview while under house arrest, Lindsay tells Life & Style, on newsstands now, “It wasn’t a party — it was a barbecue!” and when “My friends come over, they’re not drinking. Alcohol is not in my house, so it’s just not a part of my life.” However, the interview, during which she insisted she’s cleaned up her act, took place shortly after reportedly submitting a test that would come back positive for alcohol.

Lindsay admitted to having problems in the past when she was surrounded with the wrong people, but expressed confidence that those days were over. “In the past it was just who ever was around,” says Lindsay. “Now, I have a really great group of people in my life.” Though Lindsay claims she’s back on track, she was hesitant when asked if she’d stay out of nightclubs. “I don’t think you should ever say never,” she says.

Lindsay was adamant that she was following the rules of her sentencing. “I’m doing what I was told to do,” says Lindsay. “People can can say whatever they want, but as far as I’m concerned, I’m doing the right thing.”

[From Life & Style]

Delusional crackheaded liar. Dumbass bitch.

UPDATE: Radar reports: “Judge Stephanie Sautner addressed the court and said the hearing was “Meant to be a little private conference with the attorneys…if you all thought there was going to be something exciting happening, I wouldn’t count on it.” Nevertheless, Sautner ordered Lindsay to appear. Lindsay is currently talking to her attorney Shawn Holley in the interview room. Judge Sautner is in her chambers.”

Photos courtesy of WENN.