I don’t really know what just happened. After sitting there, talking with the lawyers and everything for an hour and a half, it looks like Linnocent got away with it again. According to TMZ, “Judge Stephanie Sautner ruled the prior judge — Elden Fox — only required controlled substances testing from January 3 – February 25, 2011. Judge Sautner said Lindsay is now restricted for the remainder of her house arrest to one friend at a time at her Venice loft, in addition to family members. And, the judge said NO PARTIES at Lindsay’s crib.” Apparently, the judge thought that because Judge Fox didn’t explicitly say anything about drug testing for THIS house arrest, I guess the probation department didn’t have the right to even test her? Which just goes back to what I thought all along – that Linnocent wasn’t being drug or alcohol tested.
The judge also said that Linnocent “was guilty of extremely poor judgment.” BULLSH-T.
Here’s my take: the California just wants to be done with Linnocent. At this point, the lawyers and judges and the LA DA , they’re all just like “Screw it, just let her do whatever she wants.” They’ve given in. Here’s the problem with that: the bitch is crazy, she’s delusional, she’s entitled, and she’s an alcoholic and an addict. She’s going to kill someone someday.
Now Shawn Holley is all “She’s done nothing wrong…” etc. And now she’s talking about how alcohol consumption is not “a violation” of her probation. Um, then why all of the court-ordered rehab?!? Why the constant drug and alcohol monitoring?!? This is such crap.
Photos courtesy of Pacific Coast News.
Shots of Delusion and cracktinis for everyone!! On the house. 😉
AUGHHHHHH.
wow, just wow. I agree with you, they are done with her because she doesn’t listen and doesn’t care. she will hurt someone someday or end up overdosing herself.
As I said in my other post, Linnocent wants to get on with her life…
Her life of drugging,, drinking, hooking, lying, stealing and saying f*ck u to authority…you stupid gullible judge!
FFS!
Jesus H. Christ on a crutch. Unbelievable.
OMG I hate her so much. This is awful but I hope she ODs and dies so we don’t ever have to hear about her again.
Thx @Bellaluna, definitely needed!
If it wasn’t for the binge-tailgating with the TCG (Tin Can Gals aka TCC) this whole drama would be like a disappointing bowel movement.
I honestly believe they want her to end up dead. If this was you or me, we would be under the jail. In fact I think they are just tired of dealing with her and dont give a **** what she does.
omfg……it’s just positive reinforcement for negative (extremely negative) behavior. what a pile of human waste…on so many levels…
A.maz.ing.
I wish the gossip sites would just boycott her stories altogether. That would show her. No more publicity would be a bigger punishment than this garbage.
I, for one, could go without reading about her. She’s done. And you’re right, Kaiser, she’s going to end up killing herself, or worse, someone else, before this is over.
Lindsay wins again and the rest of the world loses.
I’m crying in my cracktini.
She couldn’t even find a blouse that fits.
She looks old as hell.
Freakin Crackhead.
@Maryjones I agree with you completely!! I posted this on the other Linnocent topic, but you know since the judge has told her drinking isn’t a violation she is able to drink this bitch will be drunk all the time..Now I can’t wait until she is off house arrest to let this shit begin! (again)
I have ear wax and toe nail clippings that I care more about than this two bit looser. I will never spend one dime on anything she is associated with.
One rotten apple does indeed spoil the whole bunch.
She got off on a technicality. The previous judge only ordered drug monitoring, not alcohol, so there was no probation violation. Anyone else would have been released due to the nature of the order.
So really, all that comes out of this is proof that the Crackie was lying when she said she’s off the sauce. Not like anyone needed proof of that, but it’s there. What a joke. I can’t wait for her house arrest to end so she can get out and get into more trouble. Hopefully it will be trouble in which no one else gets hurt, and trouble which lands her sorry, entitled ass and band-aid covered nipples in prison. Straight. Up. Prison.
I think she just wanted to get out of the house for the day!!! Go away Lilo!
Is it me, or does it seem like the LA court system is exceedingly light on famous *female* offenders?
Famous *male* offenders, on the other hand…
She looks more and more like her mother every time I see her. and NO Dina, (because I know damn well you read these sites) it isn’t because you look young. You don’t. Your daughter looks like a 50 year old.
if one day i have legal trouble,i want her lawyers
Honestly, its sad if something happens to her but I would rather that then her hurting or killing someone else. This is just ridiculous. Anyone else would be court ordered to rehab and/or jail time.
She chose to be this constantly drugged-drunk-facejacked thing.
At this point it’s nobody else’s fault.
Why do all celebrities get special treatment, anyway? Money already gets them really good lawyers, why make it even easier to escape justice?
So over her. We all know how her story will play out. I hate to say it, but someone is going to find her one day 3 days after. horrible, but true.
She refuses to learn. No punishment meted out will get through to her. So this is what we must do to protect the rest of us: exile her to an island where she can do whatever she wants to herself and anyone who goes near or to the island is responsible for whatever horrible things occur whilst there.
We don’t have to hear about her. We don’t have to worry about her hurting innocent bystanders. No more wasted court time. Just a good old fashioned exile.
TMZ have reported that the probation officer thinks Linnocent is a spoiled brat who won’t change her partying ways and should be locked up.
Interestingly, Linnocent refused 2 substance tests…wonder why?!?!
Shame the judge didn’t listen to the probation officer!
OMG, never any consequences for this one. It’s insane!
She still has to do all the community service hours, right? Bets on whther she’ll be able to get through that with no more issues?
OK, you all knew this was coming, so here’s my rant, then I’ll TRY to calm down and drown my sorrows.
Judge Fox may have only ordered drug testing between Jan. 3 thru Feb. 25th BUT the case was passed on to Judge Sautner after Blohan refused to plea in front of Fox.
I want to know what Sautner RULED when the case was before her. HER RULING would supercede Fox’s. I’d like to know EXACTLY what her ruling was at the time she sentenced this TWIT to house arrest and such. Is there anyone who would know how to retreive those records, as court rulings are public, unless otherwise deemed.
Yesterday there was a poster who ‘suggested’ Blohan was performing sexual favors in these closed door meetings, and as loathe as I am to admit it, I just might buy that conspiracy theory. Maybe not. Maybe?
I mentioned prior I would not get too happy thinking she would go to jail TODAY. I thought, this would be just a wonderful lead-in to the Cracktastic Tailgate to come. Boy, was I ever wrong and hate to admit it, not because I was wrong but because of how far of the mark I/We all were. No one saw this coming, except for Shawn and Blohan, of course.
Question: Your telling me the probation department bothered with the testing if they did not have a court order in front of them, commanding them to? Somethings Rotten in Denamrk!
The most sick and disgusting thing about all of this is, not only did they not slap her on the wrist, they gave her carte blanche to do whatever the hell she wants. Cocktails and crack smokin this afternoon at Blohan’s. This is beyond a SICK JOKE!
I’ve lost track. Is this house arrest to do with the DUI probation violation, or the necklace incident. At any rate, everybody else in the country who gets a DUI is normally on probation for at least 3 years, and is not allowed to consume alcohol, or it violates their probation. She is the only one exempt from that? All I can say is that most people getting away from harsher punishment this many times, would be worried their luck might be running out and try to “tone it down”. Not LL. She seems to be gaining momentum and is feeling absolutely bullet-proof! What will she do next month and get away with it? And don’t forget, next month is only a week or so away! I just hope she stays out of Orange County (CA).
If I see this b***h anywhere near where I’m at, it’s going down, Ima gonna smack the shit out of her! This is so much shit. I cannot tell you how much I had to pay and pay for my one DUI in 1973! Ok, 1973, that’s a long time ago and I was stripped searched and watched by the whole Beverly Hills Police Department doing it, I was young and vulnerable at the time and was too ashamed to say anything about it. I’m really pissed, I do not want to hear this hos name anymore.
Because she never learns and never shows any humility is the reason why she will never be an actress again. If you walk around like an elitist and continue to break the law, you will get press but no jobs. She might as well do porn now because Emma Stone, Ellen Page and other young actresses have taken her place.
Another tini, please. I am not driving.
Ok, don’t shoot me but the problem was the terms of the original probation. If the jackass judge didn’t require it, it’s a non-issue. And someone in the probation department who was responsible for formulating the recommendation is also a jackass times two-she had violated probation for that as well.
I have no doubt she’ll screw up her community service too.
@Rita-love the acronym!
Now that she’s free to drink, maybe she’ll get wasted and break into a store on Venice beach or assault a homeless man or kill someone’s dog and maybe, just MAYBE she’ll finally get jailed for the rest of her disgusting life.
@Madison-sorry for the double post, but Fox did the original sentence on the DUIL/probation violation. The current judge has the necklace case.
And another thing. Learn how to apply spray tan Lohan. Your claws look like those of a sea serpent.
Oh wow.
what. ever.
Wha??? I think my brain just lobotomized itself…
Oh brin don’t salty up a perfectly addictive adult beverage! Just think of all the tailgater shindigs coming our way!!
Yeah!!!!
Lindsay is free…..Yeah!
Good, now that she is free she can go do just whatever in the hell she wants
and hopefully she can get back to partying fast, that way she will (hopefully) die soon!
Thanks, Eileen, that’s being very positive! Besides, no use in diluting a good drink!
Oh wow, her hands are TOTALLY a different color from the rest of her arms…I’m laughing yet cringing with embarrassment for her. I guess that’s the least of her issues, though.
I am ashamed to live in CA.
I’ve had enough of this siht. I wish she would just go away and hide in a basement somewhere, never to be heard from again.
I want to hear more about Brad & Angie’s supposed wedding on the Autumn Solstice and her L’Wren Scott wedding dress. At least that was a fun, entertaining story.
I don’t think she received celebrity justice but rather was the beneficiary of first class legal leg work.
Shawn Holley may have kept her out of jail today but Lindsay is not unaffected by these hearings. As each day passes she becomes less employable and marketable–except by small businesses hoping to cash in on her notoriety.
And as many have stated, Lindsay WILL eventually screw up to such an extent that Shawn cannot help her and Lindsay will end up in jail/prison.
(oh yeah, her lifestyle is also taking a toll on her looks–which also makes her less employable as an actress as each day passes.)
“So really, all that comes out of this is proof that the Crackie was lying when she said she’s off the sauce. Not like anyone needed proof of that, but it’s there.”
Jackson, you raise a good point here. all of that “alcohol isn’t a part of my life” crap she was spewing was OBV only because she thought she had to stay sober.
now that she has what is essentially official permission from the court to drink, she’s not going to hide it…it’ll be “so what if I drink? it’s not against the terms of my probation!!!”
@ Ruby Red,
“Interestingly, Linnocent refused 2 substance tests…wonder why?!?!
Shame the judge didn’t listen to the probation officer”!
This is probably why the probation department wants nothing to do with Blohan, not because they don’t want to be bothered but because when she is REQUIRED to take a test, she REFUSES until she knows she’s clean, and therefore, its a complete and utter waster of the probation peoples time.
Remember, this is NOT their first report to a Judge recommending JAIL and then, poof, NOTHING HAPPENS! I can certainly understand their frustration. And it was you, Ruby Red who ‘suggested’ the sexual favors. Touche!
As a resident of LA county, any way I can send part of my tax bill to her Venice beach pad and demand she pay it? Because I’m sick of having to foot the bill every time she feels like not doing what a judge or probation officer or whoever tells her to do as part of her sentence for BREAKING THE LAW (multiple times) and her getting another free pass as a thanks for it.
What a waste of valuable resources that could be spent on helping people who do want help and maybe just don’t know how to ask for it. People who would appreciate and be grateful for a second (3rd, 4th, 5th, 6th) chance.
Yank her license and prohibit her from owning a car or something to make sure she doesn’t get behind a wheel and kill someone. But just be done with her please!
Because she will never learn that her actions were wrong, that she broke the law, that she should be grateful she’s not sitting in a jail cell or dead in the gutter right now. And she will never realize that she’s NOT the victim in all of this and that all of this is because of her own (poor, destructive) choices.
eta: @Hannah — I don’t know if she’ll ever be employable as an actress again for purely practical and economical reasons. She’s not insurable, she’s not reliable, and she doesn’t have the resources to buy her own insurance or big wig friends willing to foot that kind of gamble. IIRC RDJ had to buy his own insurance for quite a few years after he got out of jail and was sober. She doesn’t even have the sober thing going for her.
This judge needs to be removed from this case. She also should be scrutinized to see if she is benefitting in anyway from her lenient treatment of Lindsay. What was the point of rehab and locking her up in the first place if she is allowed to drink again??
christ on a cracker.
@ sapphire
I understand that BUT the reason she was in front of Fox was because she STOLE THE NECKLACE WHILE ON THE DUI PROBATION, if I’m wrong, please correct me. If a current Judges ruling does not supercede the previous Judges, then Judge Marsha’s ruling of probation till Nov. 2011 would still stand. As far as I’m concerned, this was a technicality so everyone can pass the proverbial buck.
This bitch is has been in court for violations SO MANY TIMES, I think even the court doesn’t know what the f*ck is what!
more about this wonderful judge in this story
http://www.laweekly.com/2005-06-30/news/rocky-road/
justice is blind in lalaland
Here’s what I don’t get. If this “violation” was a result of her prior case with that Judge Fox guy, why isn’t she in front of him not this new one?
It’s frickin’ ludicrous it really is. Thing is, she’s got away with so much I bet she does something again because she thinks she’s always going to walk away from it. That’s what addicts do; they do and do and do until FINALLY it catches up. Let’s hope.
LOL, this fool is working just to pay Shawn Holley. Next, she’ll need a room mate or she’ll be moving “back home”.
The whole thing is ridiculous. But at least it’s out there that she flunked yet another test, which SHOULD continue to keep her uninsurable for films, and the next time she does something and ends up in court (I give it a few months) I hope that’s taken into consideration. No judge should ever again sentence her to anything that doesn’t involve mandatory testing.
to melikesit,
the other diff w/RDJ, as I’m sure you recognize, is not only the way he handled his early and continuing sobriety, but also how he dealt with and took responsibility for his actions and overall horrible behavior while under the influence.
he was a mess for a while, but he did ultimately take responsibility and WENT TO JAIL. he realized that he wouldn’t get clean unless he was locked up, and he took his sobriety seriously when he did finally get sober.
after all of that, he then slowly but surely built up trust amongst hollywood folks by working his way back up.
LL has not reached the point that RDJ did, and probably never will as she’s never really punished for what she does. Until she decides to clean up, she’s not going to even GET a chance to work her way back up. in fact, she may not even if she does clean up because as so many have pointed out, there are plenty of other actresses in her age group that are actually better at what they do.
EDIT: Madisyn, darn you for being right in that other thread! 😉
Lol @ Madisyn, re the sexual favours, I was just trying to understand why the judge let her off and this seemed an obvious normal reason in Linnocent’s world! 😉
Agreed with you about the probation bods, I just don’t understand how Linnocent is allowed to refuse tests, surely if she’s ordered to take them then she has to….but I keep forgetting the law is a separate entity for Linnocent!
Sigh! Raising a shot of crack delusion to @ Madisyn, guess the only positive is, there is bound to be a huge crack drama from Linnocent v soon, prob around her b’day (fingers crossed!)
@melikesit. I completely agree. With respect to RDJ, it was Mel Gibson who personally footed the insurance bond for RDJ’s first film after prison. (Mel was director and/or producer)
I just went over to the Daily Mail and saw some more shots of her, oh I mean “shots” of her. In the one from the side where her face is all puffy and bloated, with her white fried hair and extensions poking through, I got a chill. I have a Marilyn Monroe biography, and she looks exactly like the coroners photo of Marilyn lying on the autopsy slab. Very disturbing. Can’t believe this stupid b*tch is 15 yrs younger than me.
IT IS NOT A PARTY IT IS A BBQ!
These meatballs are making me itchy and the shots of delution are really kicking in!
can she have more the one friend if they aren’t really “friend friends” No judge is really being semantically specific. If she completely ignores ALL advise, and leaves the house is probation over?
I’m going to start menu planning. Suggestions?
Loophole linguine. Parm & Coke dusted Orange Rough-y. Roasted over toasted nutjobs.
jeez…Miss Diagnosed, I just looked at that pic you were talking about.
those are some BAD extensions. like…Britney-bad. egad.
@ Praise,
Oh no, I was NOT right. I thought this was just a preview of what was to come. I NEVER thought she’d completely skate. I cannot/will not take credit. I said I wanted to be wrong on that last thread, now I wish I was right. (That this “conference” today was just the lead up to what would have been a cracktastic party)
@ Ruby Red, raising my glass right back at ya. Blohan will be off house arrest by her b-day, so if nothing else, maybe she’ll pull one of her stunts and go back to court.
@RubyRedLips- I completely agree with you on the “special favors” to the Judge. She doesn’t have any money left, so there’s no way to bribe them, so she has to be doing something in order to get off, figuratively and literally. I said it before and I’ll say it again, this woman probably has carpal tunnel syndrome of the tongue by now with all the trouble she’s been in. She infuriates me.
Why does she always get off? She hasn’t made a successful film since like 2005, and all she does is do coke, drink, and then is stupid enough to drive! WTF?!? Anyone else would be in jail for like 2 years and would be lucky to have a job @ McDonald’s!!!!
Would some judge — ANY JUDGE — please put this worthless fucking cunt in jail?
If for no other reason than to insure that NO ONE EVER HAS TO HEAR ANOTHER WORD ABOUT HER, EVER AGAIN?!?!?!
I really don’t care if she self destructs, but it’s goIng to be a damn tragedy if she takes someone with her. The legal system and her enablers will have a lot to answer for morally, but probably not legally. What a sobering thought.
I think she believes that she is a modern-day Marylin Monroe… or something like that. That the drugs and booze make her airy, ditzy and glamourous.
That’s the story she tells herself when she’s sloshing around buzzed out of her mind.
And we all know how the Monroe story ended. :[
I want to read again that Life and Style interview. Where she talks how alcohol is not part of her life anymore 🙂
Seriously – that judge…. I have no words. Is she idiot or she takes money from Lohan camp? So she basically sad to Lohan: “Honey you can go drink and have any drugs. I allow you”. I’m surprised she didn’t arrest those poor probation officers for the fact that they violated Lohans right to drink.
Let’s hope that idiot will overdose and vanish. So tired of it. One drunk idiot Ryan Dunn already died. How funny will it be if in a few days Lohan will be carried in hospital because of alcohol poisoning. Cause you know she threw a party right away when she returned home. And probably laughs at that stupid judge.
AH yes life in California – one system of justice for the celebs and another one for us regular-joe-slobs!
I agree with some of you..I think the court system just kinda hopes she’ll eventually O.D. thus saving the county constant legal fees. I just hope she doesn’t kill someone else in the process.
Whats the status on the Gotti movie? There hasnt been anything else said about that. I know she had/had a part. But does she still have one?
Drink up and bloat up; explode from all the liquor ho.
I don’t think it’s an issue of the state being done with her or not caring. It seems more like the previous judge set an expiration date for the court ordered monitoring, and the current judge dropped the ball and forgot to extend it. If it’s expired, then they can’t retroactively go back and extend it.
Can someone explain to me how she can refuse a drug test when she is under (haha) arrest…it might be house arrest but I would think she would HAVE to take it….
The difference between her and Robert Downey Jr is that Robert Downey was always a humble person, even when he was in the throes of addiction and doing messed things. With him it was more of a keeping him away from drugs rather than him being a spoiled brat or lying about his sobriety. Lindsay on the otherhand is difficult to work with and above all, a liar. I can’t see her ever being allowed to work in Hollywood again. Personally, I hope she moves back to NYC, and just disappears. She needs to accept that no one wants to work with a washed up addict. She’s had too many chances and it is obvious she cannot be trusted.
Honestly, ‘got away’ with what? Is she an addict? Probably. However, she is of legal age and not operating a vehicle, so if she chooses to drown herself in booze and end up a pathetic mess, that is her choice. I really can’t see the point of wasting tens of thousands of dollars testing her and dragging her into court for having a drink. RDJ, Charlie Sheen, et al were busted for drugs and had drug charges, which is different because drugs are illegal, unlike alcohol.
Since her drug test is clean, I don’t think jail for testing positive for alcohol makes any sense. I’ve known alcoholics and addicts and jail NEVER helps. The only way they ever clean up is if THEY want to. No judge can force anyone to get sober, so its a waste of time to lock her up in overcrowded jails for show and then let her out the next day because the jail is full. That is a waste of money and annoying to watch.
@Gossip Owl- Agreed. Plus Robert Downey Jr. wanted to get help, accepted responsibility for his actions, and wanted to change. This little dimwit just keeps putting on the broken record of lies and expects change and sobriety to happen without putting forth any effort. She’s so delusional it makes my brain hurt.
I just don’t want her to take anyone else with her.
She can drink herself into a grave, it’s her body and her choice…but I hate how she doesn’t seem to care abouth those around her.
I’m not convinced she’s learned the don’t drink and drive lesson.
I say we give her all the Booze and Drugs she wants and then hopefully she will O’D.
O’Ding is ALL this POS has to look forward to.
The Sooner, The Better.
so the state of California is tired of being her babysitter. can you blame them?
The biggest difference between her and RJD is that he actually can act.
PARTY AT LINDSAY’S PLACE THIS WEEKEND!!!!
WOOOOOOOOOO!
Kaiser!! Owen Wilson has DUMPED his baby mama and sent her packing (along with the poor baby) back to Long Island!! You always KNEW that this whole story was sketchy, Post please, please, please!!! Thanks!
I’m more frustrated with the Lala land Judges that keep enabling her to get sicker and sicker. SOMEBODY take responsibility.
oh ..i like that
She doesnt look cracked out..plus she has a lil fat so maybe she is full time boozing now.
I can’t even comment on her legal and drug issues anymore. If she and the courts don’t care then why should anyone else? I have just hit my wall with all the BS. Just pray that she never takes an innocent person out in her drug haze.
So instead I will just be petty and shallow and comment about that atrocious hair. Auburn Lindsey, auburn. Blonde hair on you is just so bad. I can’t even put it into words how awful it looks.
Celebrity Justice prevails once again in LaLa Land. California seems to have NO shortage of stupid people wearing judges robes.
@Sykk nailed it – comparing her to RDJ makes no sense; she’s been lousy in the few movies she’s made, with the exception of ‘Mean Girls,’ which was reasonably well-written and produced, thereby ensuring that pretty much any actress would do well in the main role.
Agreeing with CT. What I don’t get is – when RDJ broke his probation by missing a drug test he went straight to prison for over a year, so how come this bitch keeps getting away with it?? Surely she’s been to court, violated probation etc more times than him. She’s gotten more chances than he did and he still managed to turn things around.
She just keeps getting away with it and getting away with it and no one does anything!! Just lock the bitch up already! Hell, even Kiefer Sutherland did more time than this double chinned twat!