Kellan Lutz wants you to know that Kellan Lutz keeps it tight

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Kellan Lutz loves when you take photos of Kellan Lutz. Kellan Lutz will smile for your photos, flashing you the patented Kellan Lutz dimples. Kellan Lutz knows that Kellan Lutz is a heartbreaker. Kellan Lutz knows that you barely notice that Kellan Lutz’s head is, proportionally speaking, much too tiny for Kellan Lutz’s epic muscles. Kellan Lutz flashes those Kellan Lutz-y dimples, and Kellan Lutz knows that you belong to Kellan Lutz. These are photos of Kellan Lutz (“just being Kellan Lutz”) on the set of Kellan Lutz’s new film, Syrup. Syrup is going to make Kellan Lutz a major movie star! Well, Kellan Lutz knows Kellan Lutz is already a major movie star, and this role will only underline Kellan Lutz’s movie stardom. Imagine Tom Cruise, Tom Hanks, Brad Pitt and Robert Pattinson all rolled into one Kellan Lutz-y package. THAT’S KELLAN LUTZ.

In other Kellan Lutz news, Kellan Lutz wants to be invited to your wedding:

Kellan Lutz on Nikki Reed’s engagement: “I’ve never seen Nikki so happy and we really got close throughout all these movies. I’m just so happy for her. It’s great to see, especially in Hollywood, that real lovely happiness or marriage. I hope I’m invited [to the wedding]!”

Kellan Lutz on Kellan Lutz’s on-and-off relationship with AnnaLynne McCord: “We are both busy and we are both focused on our work.”

Kellan Lutz on how busy Kellan Lutz is: “I’m really busy, I don’t know if I can say I’m enjoying being single. I just don’t have time to focus on trying to find a girlfriend. I’m very focused on work.”

Kellan Lutz on keeping it tight: “We had a great fitness regimen. The nutritionist gave us great food to eat. Then our trainers, just worked our butts. We worked out so many hours everyday, for months,” he said. “It was really fun to be a part of that and actually train for the role.”

[From PopEater & MusicRooms]

Kellan Lutz works on Kellan Lutz’s butt, because Kellan Lutz knows how to keep it tight. Kellan Lutz is made of steel. They will have rename “steel” to “Kellan Lutz”. Kellan Lutz knows you love Kellan Lutz’s hard body. But Kellan Lutz has no time to wine and dine you right now. Kellan Lutz is super-busy. Kellan Lutz might be a Patrick Bateman-esque serial killer who chainsaws people, but Kellan Lutz is a movie star, first and foremost.

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  1. searching4grace says:

    LMAO I like to read these Kellan Lutz posts. I don’t care about him….the writing cracks me up. But geez…could they make his clothes much tighter? Everything in his pockets ruins the line of the clothing. Makes it ill-fitting and ugly. BUDGET.

  2. janna says:

    hmmm! kellan lutz looks like he’s a few cards short of full deck.

  3. V says:

    That suit looks good on him. 🙂

  4. searching4grace says:

    Ah…having nothing to do with Kellan Lutz. In the links, can anyone tell me who’s read the Game of Thrones series of books by George R.R. Martin..if the HBO series follows the books? As far as I know the author hasn’t bothered to finish writing the book series…so I’m trying to not get sucked into the tv series!!!

  5. arock says:

    why do his people insist on letting him use sun-in. where do you even get that anymore.
    btw- does anyone elses gaydar go off? if it hadnt been for those vampire flicks this guy would be dressed up like a Reno 911 extra, trolling the nearest rose bush.

  6. Eve says:

    Eve knows Kellan Lutz is featured here for comedic purposes but Eve also wonders if such space couldn’t be used for posting, let’s say, Jesse Eisenberg having ice cream?

    Eve would love that.

  7. Rhiley says:

    The suit looks terrible on him because it accentuates is really long torso and his short, stubby little legs. He is so gross and because he is staring in a movie called Syrup he is just even more gross.

  8. Hollowdoll says:

    He looks rediculous! For some reason he reminds me of Ronald McDonald.

    http://www4.images.coolspotters.com/photos/112069/ronald-mcdonald-profile.jpg

  9. neelyo says:

    I like the photo with the two ‘space available’ signs framing his head. Accident? I think not.

  10. Quest says:

    Kellan Lutz needs to take his Kellan Lutz head out of his tight Kellan Lutz ass…pronto!!!

  11. gamblea says:

    who is he and why does he need an umbrella handler?

  12. bigchili says:

    lol @ arock.

    I think he’s a cutie pie. I don’t really care what comes out of his mouth – I’m not really paying any attention to that. But I don’t like that hair color. yikes.

  13. Twez says:

    The hairstylist for that film should be shot for allowing him on-screen with that color. Whoever called it as “Sun-In” is right.

  14. Cheyenne says:

    He may be a doofus but he’s a cute doofus.

  15. Kelly says:

    Sooooo gay… Not that there’s anything wrong with that…

  16. dread pirate cuervo says:

    He has not one iota of hot. He’s what an Olsen twin would look like if she were a big juicehead.

    @searching4grace I’ll be finishing up the first GOT book tonight & it does follow the show exactly. You get more history in the books. Worth reading if you like the show.

  17. werty says:

    Why is his head to small for his body?

  18. blonde on the dock says:

    Why is his head to small for his body?

    Because it’s empty!

  19. OMJ says:

    @ werty: Kellan Lutz is like the reverse of the too-thin bobblehead actresses. Big ol’ body with this teeny, tiny little (sun-in accented) head stuck on top.

  20. whybenice says:

    You think someone coulda styled that iphone out of his pocket. How utterly bizarre — in another picture it looks like he has a vibrator/cigar in one pocket and his phone in another. In another picture he looks like he has two separate iphones. What a douche.
    Kellan Putz is more like it.

  21. Turtle Dove says:

    LOL. Great post, Kaiser.

    Yeah, my gaydar goes off with him too. I feel really bad for gay men in Hollywood. I think that there is a real fear of being outed or coming out yourself because your career can tank. Having to live a lie/double life has to be tough. I don’t buy that he’s Anna-Lynn’s bf, but I commend her for playing the gf role for her friend.

  22. randomness says:

    All I could read in this post was Lutz. Then I got nauseous.

  23. Whatamess! says:

    johnny bravo any1?

  24. dani says:

    Completely ridiculous!

  25. Ruffian9 says:

    Ruffian9 wonders why Kellan Lutz has orange hair. Then, Ruffian9 remembers that Kellan Lutz is ridiculous and Ruffian9 does not care about such things.

  26. Str8Shooter says:

    Kellan Lutz will one day be known as Kellan Manboobs if he keeps up the obvious steroid use.

    Hot? Kinda…but seems as vapid as Paris Hilton.

  27. yvettew says:

    Who is Kellan Lutz?

  28. searching4grace says:

    @ Dread Pirate Cuervo

    I’d read the books! I was afraid they’d messed with them in the series! I’m frustrated that he still hasn’t put another book out after 2005…but supposedly SOON…I may have to get sucked into the show now. Thanks!

  29. fannomore says:

    Made by Mattel

  30. jemshoes says:

    One again Kaiser, great post! Never fails to make me crack a smile these Kellan Lutz posts. 😀

  31. kayls says:

    KLutz’s ridiculously beefy torso/chicken legs combo is not a good look.