As we talked about yesterday, Linnocent celebrated her first hours of freedom by first “leaking” to TMZ that she was planning on spending her first night free of house arrest just sitting at home with her sister, then Linnocent proceeded to go to a club at 11 pm and stayed until 2 am. Radar said Linnocent’s assistant kept bringing her “sodas” – which makes me think Linnocent has switched out her straight vodka in a water bottle for rum & Cokes. Predictably, when Linnocent stumbled out of the club past 2 am, she actually, physically stumbled. It wasn’t a nose dive or anything, but it was definitely a “I’ve had three hours worth of rum & cokes and what are all of these flashes?” kind of stumble. Anyway, Linnocent took to her Who Say page to SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT. I’m doing that in a Kanye Caps Lock, because that’s how Linnocent writes when she’s telling a big ol’ crack lie. Oh, and bitch also sounds drunk when she writing. She’s liquor-soaked and indignant!
Of course me going to my best friends going away dinner is a headline- especially on my first day out of my house in 35 days. That does not give anyone the right to have a field day and manifest stories. IT WAS A GOING AWAY DINNER, THAT WAS IT. Nothing exciting happened aside from the very yummy hummus and pita. If anyone caused me to nearly fall it was the pyschotic paparazzi…. off to the gym now- have a lovely day xo
[From Linnocent’s Who Say]
“Psychotic” is actually a word I misspell consistently, and oddly enough, I think I use that word most when I’m writing about Linnocent. Still, when you sound it out the way Linnocent spelled it, it sounds like drunk talk: “G’way. Piss-cotic pazzarazzi. Mm…hummmmmmus.”
I have to admit something – I’ve gotten pretty bored with Linnocent. She’s not coming up with interesting excuses for her crack-headedness, she’s allowed to drink now, and she’s just repeating old cycles. My favorite cracked-out time period for Linnocent was… I want to say summer of 2009…? That was when she would get all coked up and in the middle of the night, she would just start tweeting all of this paranoid BS, mostly to Samantha Ronson. Those were the glory days of Linnocent’s crack shenanigans. Nowadays, whenever I read about some new scandal, my new thing is just saying “That’s SO Linnocent!” in a sitcom-y voice, like her nonsense is just this week’s plot line, which will be resolved in short order and Linnocent will survive it all. Like a crackhead cockroach.
Photos courtesy of WENN & Pacific Coast News.
That is her problem, she blames everyone and everybody. True addiction behavior. I get embarrassed just looking at the poor girl. And the fact she is 24 and looks 30 years older doesnt help. Wonder how her new PR feels about her now?
She should use a cane or a walker cause she looks like she’s in her 90’s…seriously, I’ve seen more attractive grandmothers.
look at that face, the pout is back and those eyes…she is definitely hitting the pipe again!!
like a “cokeroach?”
yeah…did anyone else fall down because of the “pyschotic paparazzi”? or was it just her?
and who the F has a “going away dinner” at 11pm?
this bitch just doesn’t realize HOW ridiculous her lies and excuses are.
If anything, it seems like that paparazzi guy is trying to HELP her and STOP her from falling over and she is refusing his help.
Idk if those are bad pictures,( maybe it is the case, since I never read posts about her to know how she looks like now), but she certainly looks like a much older woman with a lot of bad surgeries.
That hair is awful!
I watched some of Dr. Drew’s first meeting with Michael Lohan on Celebrity Rehab and, if he was being sincere, it was really quite sad. I don’t care for this woman and would never make excuses for her antics but she sure has a lot going against her. She would probably have the same problems regardless of her fame/infamy. Still, the hair needs to go!
wow, she looks so wasted, the grin is eerie and I wonder where she got that necklace…hmmmm
A couple glasses of soda water or Kombucha tea would make a crack-head stumble. It happens .
This trainwreck of a “crackhead cockroach”~Kaiser, could survive a radiation leak, if you ask me.
we have seen this falling down because “I am just a klutz” behavior before – didnt believe it then and dont believe it know. Admit it, you are a drunk and an addict and you want to be that!
We need to see a video of this!!!
good grief she looks ancient. and whats with the orange forehead?
@#4, Love it, Gillie! Cokeroach – ha!
She looks like a little old lady.
Hate to agree with Crackhan, but these paps are ridiculous. All those vultures around just to photograph her coming out of a club? What are they looking for. A hundred flashes going off in her face and she stumbles a bit and and some tool starts yelling “shes drunk”. I swear, these lowlifes would love to see her get in an accident and get killed, and rather than helping her they would all take pictures. Party On Lindsay
If flashbulbs made people fall down, red carpets would be littered with fallen celebrities. It’s only her this happens to. She’s an addict.
That face…ACCKK!!!!
she look terrible!she used to be so cute.red hair looks so much better on her
In that first pic she looks at least 40.
I think she has begun using the cheek fillers!
A couple of years ago, she used to be “drop dead gorgeaus”. So sad!
Her career is over. She’s one bad headline after another. She looks like hell here and there appears to be usage of fillers. Her face is now odd looking, and, like always, hard.
If you’re bored with this nasty, mean, “pyschotic” thing, then how about not posting on her anymore? I would love to see a Lohan ban like we saw with certain other cockroaches whom shall remain nameless. Anyone with me?
Who is paying for all that? She doesn’t work. Her lifestyle seems to be pretty expensive.
It’s sad that Dina looks younger than Lindsay. Wow.
she looks aged well beyond her years, and not like a fine wine. she looks cheap.
@ Kaiser LMAO love the ‘sitcom’ catch phrase. You are so right. She always has a predictable happy ending (for her) at the end of every ‘episode.’
How happy does she look to be out with the paparazzi again?
When she gets coked out/drunk, her grin reminds me of The Grinch. I call it “Grinch-Grin.”
I always have dinner with my friends at 2a.
What is Emile Hirsch doing hanging out with Linnocent???
Courteous of Michael K. @ DListed.
“If it looks like a drunk bitch, stumbles like a drunk bitch and droops its eye like a drunk bitch, it’s a LOHAN”!
Sums it up doesn’t it!
Just because Blohan followed Emile Hirsch out the door, knowing the paps where waiting, does NOT mean she was “with him”.
Expect a tweet from this twit saying how she was with “her good friend” Emile and hearing NOTHING from him.
She attaches herself to anyone with a name and 9 out of 10 times, they run to the hills to get as far away from her as possible.
Liar liar pants on fire!
She needs to embrace her GINGE and drop the dime a dozen bleach blond look.
Seriously she’s not blaming the paparazzi for nearly falling on her ass is she?? No one would know who this crackie is if it wasn’t for the paparazzi.
Love the smirking and preening. Yah…you can just tell how much she hates this.
Sorry but the only ones getting any positive press out of this is the venue.
She could release a statement saying water is wet (or vodka), and I wouldn’t believe a word of it.
Bitch, please. Who eats dinner at 11 pm? ESPECIALLY in LA!
@ Kaiser – Does that sitcom voice sound like Kimmy Gibbler from that show with the Olsen twins when they were little…well, littler?
she looks particularly golem-like in these photos.
@ original kate – Have you ever read Dragon Tears, by Dean Koontz? Every time I hear the word “golem” I think of the huge homeless hobo with bad teeth and ferocious breath. And now I will see Blohan in that persona.
Thanks for that! 😉
(And NO ONE eats dinner at 11 pm in LA!)
Can we start a betting pool on when the next arrest is coming? You know, DUI or OD. She can’t live a quiet life, she’s now free, so how long does it last before trouble?
What the fuck is going on with her face?
ugh..she always looks so ugly and old.. and she thinks she’s cute just like in her old days.. Forget it Linnocent!
You’re just “a crackhead cockroach”. (loved that line!)
you know, why can’t she just be honest and say, “yeah, i loves my booze, judge said it was ok, and i wasn’t driving, f’ off”. i mean if you’re already the crazy cracked joke of hollywood, might as well own it sister.
Wow, her face looks funny, what is up with that? She looks ancient, is that possible for a 20-something?
Why does she try to deny everything? Why doesn’t she just say f*** yeah I like to party, ala Charlie Sheen? And she should realize that she’s more of a “cult” icon now, people only really wanna see her in things like Machete.
It is possible she wasn’t drunk – she was wearing ridiculous 6″ platform heels and wading through a circus of cameras and people. I’m just saying it’s possible. And there’s no video of the fall? There’s always video. Sounds like it’s all been hyped.
There’s video on ROL and X17. She stumbles (as in “stumbling drunk”) but doesn’t fall outright.
Holy crap @ her face! I still cannot believe that this girl is in her twenties, she should be used as an anti-drug PSA. I guess coke/meth really does havock to ones face.
@ Tiffany – OK, baby, the betting pool is OPEN! Give us your best guess!! (The 2 year-old molars have broken through, and if I have any other child-related difficulties, @ Madisyn’s got my back! Love to Madisyn!)
(Y’all know I love me the crack tail-gates!)
She just looks so rough! Kinda like used and abused and left on the side of the curb….she would make a good anti-drug campaign model….”this is your face on drugs”! That should scare some enough not to start.
@ Mary K – We call it “rode hard and put away wet.”
It’s sad how awful she looks – she really was one of the most classically beautiful people in Hollywood…. for some reason I still hope she gets herself together.
When did she get cheek implants?
Love back to @ bellaluna, you be my guest to start and if you need me, I’m here for you.
@ Praise, you had a good point. If you notice, Blohan was not only the one to “stumble” this time and everyone was bumper to bumper, but she’s the only one to “stumble” in all those other pap photos.
To drive home the point, I remember when Blohan got ‘special permission’, went to NY to ‘visit family’ and was pap’d coming out of a bar with Ali at 4 a.m. falling down. If any of you recall the picture, she’s pretty much by herself. She’s on her knee’s (as usual) hands on the ground, head thrown back, laughing maniacally. The paps were in the distance then. *sarcasm on* Of course, she wasn’t drinking then just as now. *sarcasm off*
We might as well face the inevitable, every f*ck up is going to have an excuse and it will NEVER be her fault.
I think I hear those reputable studio heads, producer, and directors “stumbling” over each other trying to sign her up for their next Oscar calibur or blockbuster films. TWIT!
Oh, St. Linnocent the Persecuted. Patron Saint of Excuses, Blame and Denial.
Lying is a SIN, sweetie.
Cokeroach. Love it. Saint Linnocent the Persecuted is a close second. Anyhow, she looks like death and is interesting as dish water (sorry dish water). Could not care less about her. But she’s like an alley cat. She’ll probably have a long, booze soaked, notorious D-list life.
She must see these pics and shudder. One would think that if you look that bad when you’re sloshed, stay home and party. It’s just so pitiful.
Every time I look at these pictures, I am revolted by her appearance. She looks so terrible – hair, skin, outfit, facial expression, the posing, everything. She just looks awful.
Also I don’t know why she constantly feels the need to try to defend herself on Twitter, just like LeAnn Rimes constantly does. If you’re truly happy in your life, and you haven’t done anything wrong, then why not just ignore the negative press? Rise above, say nothing, and live your life? Because she is doing stuff wrong, so she
s constantly on the defense…and also she loves all the attention. God I’d love to punch that smug smile off her face.
Well, the timing of her release is so perfect storm-like. 4th weekend summer at the beach in CA. So tempting to call 7/5/11. I can imagine the cracktinis, the pork cracklins…
I’ll be generous and call 7/25/11. That’s really generous. They have a death poll in SoCal on a radio show where you pick your 3 celebs most likely to kick off each year. She’s always on my list. She has never given me a reason to not have her on there:D
She’s the new Tara Reid.
Her 1st day off house arrest and that night she is at a club! She is such an addict! She couldnt even wait 1 night! sad! She REALLY needs help.
crackhead cockroach. That really does describe her perfectly. Yucky.
Agreed with @ kaiser, Linnocent is soo boring now; same old crackie behaviour and crackie lies…yawn!!
Agreed with posters, before crackie Linnocent there was a very attractive girl who did have on screen charisma and presence. sadly now we just have a cracked out old hag who lies, steals and hooks for a living. the sad thing is crackie has destroyed her looks, talent and career and is just a joke who thinks she is relevant and an icon! Foolish!
@Nikki Girl- Right on the money, honey. I was going to say the same thing, but St. Linnocent gets me so riled up with her lies, that I just started rambling like an idiot, so I scrapped my comment and kept it short and sweet. However, you said it wonderfully. Thank you.
Actually I don’t think she was drunk and simply tripped on the curb. Some of the entertainment shows had the video and she was walking fine. The paparazzi were surrounding her and a ton of flashes were going off. It looked like she couldn’t see since she was also shielding her eyes.
I can’t believe she’s 23-25. She looks so old and her face is so bloated. Can’t she see it?
That brown forehead with that white hair. Shudder.
OK, ladies & gents, let us kick off the holiday weekend with the *betting pool:
@ Tiffany has July 25 (and she is being v-e-r-y generous!)
I’m thinking she’ll implode sometime this weekend, but I’m still choosing a date.
*this pool is for her next phenomenal f up (which we all know WILL happen), not her every-day cracknanigans. but we all know: end well, this will not. (thanks MK!)
Lindsay Lohan at 18 & 24:
http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b300/graphic-chaos/lilohaggard.jpg
Enjoy!
@theoriginalbellaluna- I’ve decided to hang up my betting hat. Even if she f*cks up again, and we all know she will, she’ll just drop to her knees, “beg for forgiveness”, and the Judge will just give her another slap on the wrist.
But, Good Luck to everyone! I hope her next screw up is mind blowingly awesome, but that only she gets hurt, of course.
Perfect ‘height’ for a girl… Definitely sounds like the sort of conversation that only makes sense when one is plastered/baked/or both. As for the bounty, if she’d stop doing stupid shit, they’d stop paying attention to her. But either mother-crackhead or father-crackhead has likely been tipping them off. She seems to think ALL publicity is GOOD publicity.
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@Lucy2 – “If flashbulbs made people fall down, red carpets would be littered with fallen celebrities. It’s only her this happens to. She’s an addict.”
Agreed, though Christina Aguilera & Jessica Simpson have their share of drunken stumbling too. I suppose if one were plastered/stoned, with flashing lights in their face, they could become disoriented, but that would be their own fault.
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@GeekChic – “If you’re bored with this nasty, mean, “pyschotic” thing, then how about not posting on her anymore?”
Admittedly, I find it all fascinating. As frustrating as a lot of this crap has been, especially in court, it holds the same morbid allure a train wreck. Plus, I enjoy being reminded how superior I am to this twit, you just can’t compete with her stupidity.
I am sooo tired of her. I hate how she’s does these interviews where she exclaims that she’s clean and wants Hollywood to take her seriously, and yet she spends all night partying and boozing it up. She seriously needs her ass thrown in jail. And not like a couple of weeks, but some hard ass time. That should straighten her out.
@ bellaluna, you said “next phenomenal f*uck up”. We need to be specific. Are we talking about an arrest, a probation violation where she has to appear in court, or what? Please let me know the parameters because my betting date will depend on your answer.
For example, I think going out to a club and stumbling out at closing time on THE VERY DAY of getting off of ‘house arrst’ is a “phenomenal f*ck up”. At least from a PR standpoint, so please let me know how were judging ‘St. Linnocent, the Persecuted’? (Love that name)
@ Miss Diagnosed, you said:
“if she f*cks up again, and we all know she will, she’ll just drop to her knees, “beg for forgiveness”, and the Judge will just give her another slap on the wrist”.
Yeah, she’ll drop to her knees alright but I disagree that she’ll “ask for forgiveness”. Oh, and the Judge will be doing some slapping but not on the wrist. Slapping, SPANKING, whats the dif?
Please, please reconsider joining us in on our pool. Whether or not your in it, the same ending has already been written. Frustrating beyond insanity but true. Might as well have a little fun with it, no?
@Madisyn- St. Linnocent, the Persecuted popped into my head as a new name for her when I was ranting in my journal last night about her excuses, blaming and denials. I think it’s a fresh new take on Linnocent, but quite fitting.
Was about to post when I saw your comment above. Sometimes I’m a little to subtle. Read between the lines at “beg for forgiveness”. (wink) I’ve read some of your posts Madisyn. I know, you know what I mean. (evil smile)
Maybe it’s time to endow her with the honorary degree of Epic F*ck Up. Lindsay Lohan, EFU.
If she’s so intent on getting her career and respect back why is she continuing to behave like an immature child telling fibs, playing dress up and getting her picture taken. Yeah, we’re taking you so seriously now.
The PR guy is on Fiore Films dime right? Keep playing him and getting on his last nerve Lindsay. When he’s had enough of you they will drop you from the Gotti films.
If it was a really good friend wouldn’t they understand why she couldn’t make it to the going away dinner? Mine would. IDK…maybe a private going away lunch at the Ivy would’ve gotten them just as much PR and a lot less trouble?
What are the terms of Linnocent’s probation? Since she’s not being drug or alcohol tested at this point, what would she have to do to violate the probation to be thrown in jail or are you assuming that there will be some new offense?
@ Hakura, you said:
“As for the bounty, if she’d stop doing stupid shit, they’d stop paying attention to her”.
I completely agree with you. I was thinking about a previous post to yours, someone said something that made me think exactly what you posted above. I, myself tried to remember ANYTHING that had to do with Blohan that was POSITIVE PRESS related, something along the lines of promoting a movie, doing press, you know the way reputable actors on the press circuit do. I can’t think of a thing in the last 4 years that her press has not been a cracknanigan, court appearance, or an arrest. Sad, very very sad!
I recommend all posters/readers click on poster @ Jessica link, the photo of Blohan, for the faint of heart it is not. The difference is 6 years, but it honestly looks like 20. And as much as I despise Blohan, that to me is SAD!
@ Miss Diagnosed, I honestly thought you were being serious. My apologies for not “reading between the lines”.
You never spoke to whether or not you would reconsider the betting pool? Please join!
@Madisyn- No, darling. There’s only one reason St. Linnocent would be on her knees in front of a Judge. I wouldn’t even be surprised if when she gets to the Pearly Gates, (ha!), she drops to her knees for St. Peter to let her in. Please read between the lines on that as well.
I’ll think of a date for the betting pool, but it will be a hollow victory for any of us who wins, as we all know how this trick rolls.
@ Miss Diagnosed, I know sweetheart, I know. Just trying to include you.
Just waiting for @ bellauna for the parameters.
I don’t get it. She MUST see these pictures. How is it that she does not get how horrible she photographs with blond hair? She is lovely with red, but the minute she does the cheap bottle blond she looks like an old ragged hag. Back to RED, Linnocent!
@Madisyn- Thank you, that’s very sweet. Will wait for further instructions then from you and @bellaluna regarding the rules, and then it’s off to the Kentucky Crack Races! (again)
@ missy,
You know Blohan see’s the pics but she see’s them with rose colored glasses. So to her, she looks gorgeous.
If she even went back to ‘red’ at this point, I’m not sure it would help. MUCH!
But I get your gist!
@ Madisyn – Let us discuss parameters. Are we talking DUI, arrested again, or just Strawberry “St. Linnocent, the Persecuted” Snortcake’s typical cracknanigans?
@ Miss Diagnosed – Loving you today! Your comments are making me LOL! “Off to the Kentucky Crack Races!”
We must decide! Input anyone?
@ the SOUP, Joel McHale said, what would Prinsess Diana look like at age 50?
Punchline: the showed a picture of Blohan!
BWAAAHAAAA!
Jessica #69 – Those photos made my stomach hurt, and I don’t even care about this pyscho… psycko… sicko.
Looks like she stumbled off the curb. The photographer in the picture seems like he is trying to HELP. This is what you get for trying to help her.
Poor thing looks terrified.
I wish the paps would just ignore this drunken fool. She should be thanking them for giving her attention instead of using them as a scapegoat for her addiction. It’s not like she gets any notice for her profession.
I hope she can conquer her demons one day and get back to acting. I really think she has a ton of potential.
Am I naive, or did anyone else feel disgust reading that “Linnocent’s assistant kept bringing her sodas”? So, let me get this straight — this able-bodied, 20-something year-old “falling star”, goes out to “dinner” with friends, and has to bring along her “assistant” with her — to do all of the menial tasks during the course of the night, like fetch her drinks, and God knows what else? Do all of the “stars” do that? Where do the “assistants” sit, while waiting for their instructions?
why is she always smirking?
She’s definatley back in her element. Wasted, clubbing, photographers… I give her 3 weeks before she’s in trouble again.
@Joe’s Mom
I thought the same thing. What the hell does a 24-year-old need someone to hand her “sodas” while they are out to “dinner”???
No snark, serious observation:
Linnocent is now looking alot like Carrot Top post-steroid and post=cheek implants. She looks horrible. Why the hell did she get cheek fillers?????
My Ex was an alcoholic cokehead speed freak sociopath ie Linnocent’s twin. They think they are sexy as hell, no matter how the substance abuse fucks up their looks and bodies.
Original Bellaluna, I know! I was trying to give her the benefit of the doubt, even though I will be checking here and TMZ this holiday weekend just in case my first hunch of phenomenal f*ck-up coming this holiday weekend.
Did I drink a sip of Innocent’s kool-aid?
hahahaha
“OK, ladies & gents, let us kick off the holiday weekend with the *betting pool”
@ original bellaluna: is it too late for me to get in? i choose august 1, and my fuck-up of choice is assault.
@theoriginalbellaluna- Thank you. I was on a roll yesterday wasn’t I? Ha ha! Just my opinion. But I’m sure we’ll see St. Linnocent’s drunken cracknanigans on a regular basis now that she’s out. The Kentucky Crack Races should be for something like an arrest, failure to comply with her CS, or something that brings her back into court. I don’t want to waste my bet on her everyday screw ups. That would be like shooting fish in a barrel. To easy.
I’m thinking Aug.11 for my date if we’re going by those parameters. Please note, I’m being very, very generous, I just can’t get that date out of my head. I probably have something to do that day, and I forgot to write it down. Oh, well.
@ Miss Diagonsed
I’m in agreement. It should be either an arrest or a court appearance. If we went by every day cracknanigans, EVERYONE would just bet the NEXT DAY! No fun in that, WE would all win every day.
@ bellaluna
I’m going to go with July 31st. Mark me down.
@Seal Team 6: Yeah, isn’t that what the “waitress” usually does? And seriously, how many “sodas” does the average person usually drink during dinner? One? So I guess like Kaiser thought — her “assistant” is actually fetching the “sodas”, covertly adding the booze, then bringing it to Lindsay, so nobody KNOWS she’s really drinking! I’m sorry to gripe, and I know I’m not perfect, but after such a promising start, now this non-stop partying, and after she’s gotten into so much trouble, the average person would try to get it together. I don’t understand her. This is not going to have a happy ending, and it’s just weird to watch this slow-mo train wreck.
She’s really quite a mess.
The close up picture of her is really frightening. Her eyes look so vacant! I really don’t think she’s going to be around much longer. She has that look about her. So tragic.
omg. i was so freaked out by her face i didn’t notice her old lady claws. is it possible to have crack-hands?!