Last night was the big LA premiere of Horrible Bosses, and Jennifer Aniston ruled the red carpet. I seriously could only find a handful of photos of the actual leads of the film – Jason Sudeikis, Jason Bateman and Charlie Day. And I don’t even think Kevin Spacey and Colin Farrell (the other “horrible bosses” in the film) even showed up for the premiere. They must have been like “Meh, it’s just going to be the Aniston Show.” So here is the lady of the hour, in a little black Balenciaga dress. I don’t hate the dress at all. It’s very cute, and very versatile. It’s short but not too short, it’s the kind of cut that Aniston usually wears, and it’s got just enough sparkle to be interesting. My verdict: pretty cute. Sidenote: Seriously, WTF is going on with her lips?!
So where was Aniston’s homewrecked lover, Justin Theroux? Well, you see, their love is so tender and new, he didn’t want to walk the red carpet with her lest they put too much pressure on the relationship. That’s the excuse I imagine he used – according to The Mail, Theroux was in the car with her, arrived with her, and he just waited in the car while she worked the red carpet. I guess he joined her inside later?
Here’s someone who did walk the red carpet for Aniston: Chelsea Handler. Bitch looked beyond beat, though. This dress… Jesus. You know what’s funny? In this week’s National Enquirer, there’s a gossip piece about Aniston trying to give Chelsea a makeover. According to the Enquirer’s Mike Walker, Aniston went to Chelsea’s place and started pitching a great deal of Chelsea’s wardrobe, then Aniston took Chelsea on a shopping spree because, in Aniston’s alleged words, “Your star’s rising and you’ve got to look the part.” This is the alleged “total remake”… it’s still pretty damn ghastly:
Photos courtesy of WENN.
she looks fab…MUCH better than that 80’s lacy horror show.
and I agree that Handler looks terrible. the dress does NOT flatter.
chelsea handler is just NOT attractive. only major plastic surgery would improve her looks.
She looks boring no matter what she wears.
She looks fantastic, love the dress.
Jen looks good. Chelsea? Well I think her bitter, bitchy angry self makes her ugly.
Love Aniston’s shoes. The dress is much better than what she has been wearing lately.
Is that a dent in Chelsea’s forehead from frowning too much?
I think Jenn’s dress (material) looks cheap. WTH is Chelsea Handler wearing….she looks like a sardine.
If Jen is now dressing Chelsea – obviously under no circumstances she can look better Aniston so I’m not surprised Handler is wearing a shapelass made from aluminium foil sack and Jen a little black most revealing dress…
Jen looks good. And a full look at her figure confirms my fillers no baby vote from yesterday.
her: meh.again.
Chelsea: ugh! 🙁
Are there any other people in this movie.
Chelsea looks like a former washed out prostitute who has given up on her job after years of service.
Aniston looks good inspite of her rough wide facial bone structure.
Both dresses on Aniston and mainly on Handler look cheap to me.
Even a make-over cannot help Chelsea …if ever there was a need for plastic surgery/body overhaul, this is it(swallowing my opinion on plastic surgury). Gawd this woman needs as much help as she can get
Jen looks SMOKING HOT. From head to toe!! Not ‘boring’ at all.
Chelsea: Barf.
@katnip. Exactly.
Why not let your co-stars who are the MAIN charachters have the spotlight for a change, hell the other two supporting actors didn’t even show up, I understand why too…it’s not really THEIR movie.
Looks like she’s been freezin’ and fillin’ the face–something ain’t right.
the dress is cheap but she looks amazing for a woman in her 40s
hate the top of the dress – its not flattering. how old is CH? she looks about 100 – complete mess of a person
Say what you want about her but she has body to die for.
Jennifer looks about three months pregnant. Look at her belly in the last pic. Never seen her with anything but a super flat stomach. I’ll be interested in seeing what she’s wearing next month.
i think she looks good(this coming from someone who doesn’t like her at all)and i think she love spotlight so much that she could’t even allow the main cast to be seen,i think she is just a supporting actress in this film
Jen looks ok nothing special about the dress.
Chelsea is ugly on the inside and out.
Where are Kevin Spacey and Colin Farrell you would think they would be there for the first and baggiest premiere of the movie.
Jen looks great, as always…my opinion! She looks fantastic dressed up, in a ikini, or with jeans with holes in the knees. She can carry anything. I think shes great!
I like the dress, not terribly exciting but nothing wrong with it.
Chelsea looks rough as usual.
I wonder if Colin and Kevin are both working on other things, and that’s why they’re not promoting it with them?
I really think the reason she is becoming the FACE of HB is her PR guy never sleeps, and that this movie is getting some positive reviews and buzz.. They really want her to be attached to a hit movie. She needs that. However she always has more success in an ensemble cast. She just has never had a BO success as the main lead in a film.
So if HB does well at the BO it will be All Jen all day. Despite the fact that she is ONE of 7..
wow that sure sounds familiar..Hello Friends
Jen looks great and I love the dress. Once again, basic-ass Chelsea looks like she just rolled out of bed, threw some clothes up in the air and ran out the door. This woman puts no effort at all into the way she looks.
Seriously, she is dressing way too young. She looks amazing, but she’s a middle-aged woman and that skirt is too short for her. A few inches shorter, maybe something a little more fitted (which suits her more–I don’t like her in loose stuff, she just looks frowzy), and she would look fine.
Like the shoes though.
if jen did pick that dress for Handler she did it on purpose so she can gurantee shes the only one in the spot light… i lovvvvveeeee jens dress
Jennifer: perfect as always.
Chandler: Terrible as always.
amazing body…butter face. seriously, why does everybody else not see this? even jen thinks so which is why she is ALWAYS covering her face w/ her hair!
Colin is filming in Montreal filming Total Recall and Kevin Spacey is finishing Margin Call.. I’ll
judge Aniston when I hit 42 and my body looks that good. As for “32l year old Chandler it looks as she put a pillow case on and somehow a
thread in the middle decided to escape.. This is so cheap.
Jen looks really good but she is gaining a bit of weight.
All I’m seeing is repetitive bland.
I think she looks good here. Whatever she has done to her face recently seems to have settled (her face doesn’t look puffy or too tight).
If she’s had her lips plumped with fillers, it doesn’t look bad like whatever Kidman has been using.
Colin Farrell is in Toronto working on Total Recall and Kevin Spacey is on Stage in London receiving rave reviews of his performance of Richard III
Aniston is the only one who showed up because she’s the one who really needs the movie to be a hit. Plus, the only reason she got a role was to be a box office draw. She’s not funny, she’s not cute.
She looks old and desperate. As does Handler.
Werty- DAMN! DAMN! DAMNIT! Do me a favor-when you see Toby kick him in the nuts for me.Damn.
How about the reason she is doing so much PR is a) because the studio knows she is the most known of the film’s stars and wants to use her for PR purposes – particularly internationally where the leads are not well known at all? Besides, she can’t help that the press takes more pics of her – again, because she’s a bigger star – than of her co-stars. Spacey wasn’t there because he’s starring in a play in London, and Farrell is shotting a movie in Toronto (and his role is the smallest of everyone involved). Both did interviews and press, they just couldn’t make the premiere. Not everything is some conspiracy where her PR guy is better than everyone else’s in Hollywood.
There must be some photos of Jason Bateman please??!
haha, chelsea is beyond ugly. No plastic surgery will improve her looks. End of story. She’s freaking ugly
I hate both dresses but especially Handler’s – that is down right horrible.
Jennifer looks good. Chelsea looks harsh
Jennifer is really going to regret the sun worshipping and smoking one day. Five years from now, it will all catch up with her. Take it from one who is paying the price!
I love how Jennifer’s feet look in those shoes. The outfit is amazing. I still hate her f-ing face though.
Jenn looks good but I love her sandals MORE!!!
Chelsea looks horrid, hard and wrinkled, nothing can help her.
I’d like to put her in a trash bag w/the karTRASHians and take it to the dump. yuck!
Ehm… a bra would have been nice? On Aniston I mean.
Now THIS dress I love! Looks much better than that short frilly lil girl one. lOVE the shoes also….but Jen shoulda had her stylist help Chelsea!! OMG!! Were Chelsea and her stylist drunk when picking this out..or was Chelsea so drunk her stylist Punk’d her w/ that outfit??? I just dislike this woman, everything about Chelsea just screams low rent and no class!!
Jen allways look gorgeous no matter what she is got on.
Wow, Jennifer looks great, and those legs! Chelsea looks like she just rolled out of bed.
Wow…amazing pins, especially at 42.
When will Aniston learn!?! You do NOT accessorize a good dress with a chelsea douche bag.
Love the shoes Jennifer is wearing, don’t like the top of the dress but I like how it sparkles.
that dress Chelsea is wearing is awful! Do these people not have a mind of their own? They can’t see they look like hell?
jen’s dress is too short and not flattering. it gives her a weird potbelly effect.
chelsea looks like what you get when you cross jiffy-pop with an exhausted hooker.
Boring.
Jessabella33 I doubt Jen is pregnant People magazine practially did a blow by blow of their meal on their double date. They claimed she was drinking Grey Goose cocktails a few days a go.She has looked like this before that’s why the tabs are always talking about a baby bump.
After the premiere chelsea an Aniston are most likely gonna gang up on some poor kid,and bootkick him off his tricycle.
I don’t like the dress because it’s not flattering around the waistline.
I do like her shoes.
Her face looks less puffy to me. But her lips–I think she had fillers. When I watched the first half of the Bounty Hunter I noticed everytime she purses her lips she had very deep vertical creases above her very thin upper lip. I think it’s from aging and smoking. It’s a good thing she got it fixed because she purses her lips together anytime she wants to convey angry/confused/annoyed and a few other emotions I can’t think of at the moment.
Anyway, I’m glad she’s not playing Rachel Green in this movie! I actually want to see it!
She looks amazing. Love the dress. She’s 42 not 100. Why should she cover herself up?
CH dress is beyond ugly.
But why did she make Theroeux wait in the car? He is not allowed to show himself without her permission or go inside at least.
LOVE the visible bra on Chelsea.
*again, commenting without reading all the comments – can’t wade through the hate – my hip-waders are at the dry-cleaners*
Is it me or does Chelsea Handler look like Claudia Schiffer after a few bites of pizza?
Chelsey looks HORRIBLE!
I love Jennifer’s dress, but she really needs to step up her shoe game. Those shoes are from the 90’s.
Hanna of Machars:
July 1st, 2011 at 10:55 am
Werty- DAMN! DAMN! DAMNIT! Do me a favor-when you see Toby kick him in the nuts for me.Damn.
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I wasnt sure i win but this just proves that everythings possible.
And sorry to whoever is moderating this thread i think my pc i ready to leave this life.
(my computer seems to think my name is Anonymous and that i shouldnt decide when im done writing).
Laura its your turn to rant!
Unless im right about everything (which i taoyally am but you dont seem to belive that so go ahead make more false statements, ill just ripp them to pieces just like MY future husband did to you now who)
Aniston’s dress is too short and it’s just meh to me, but I’m glad to see she actually has some color on her lips…so sick of the “Morticia” look.
Pretty dress – terrible on her. Her arms arent nearly as toned as they need to be to wear this dress. I see this dress on Halle Berry or Charleze. Jenn doesnt have the height/legs or body to work this dress.
Plus the clutch and shoes are all wrong.
Chelsea?? WTF?? Awful dress and does she own an iron??? Just a mess!
Fillers anyone???
Jennifer Aniston looks fabulous like always. Chelsea’s frock is horrible.
Werty- You little devil,Someday I’m gonna win my permament Maguire poker seat back.Off to work,have good one!
Am I understanding correctly that Jennifer Aniston is the only castmember to show up? That’s the most bizarre thing I’ve ever heard. It’s especially weird considering that Jason Bateman and Jason Sueikis did a ton of interviews. Based on the commercials it doesn’t even look like the “bosses” are in the movie much. If it is a success I’m sure she’ll take the credit. For some reason she got all of the credit for Just Go With It eventhough Adam Sandler is the one with the huge fanbase. I don’t understand why people think Jennifer is a huge boxoffice draw. When she’s the lone star her films only make a modest profit if they aren’t complete bombs.
her legs are AWESOME. seriously, I don’t think I’ve seen better legs than those.
Jen: All I see is a dude in a dress. She doesn’t have the right body shape for that outfit. I also really hate the shoes.
(Sorry, but I don’t think her body is all that great. I think most people confuse toned, shapely looking calves for a ‘great body’. 🙄 Just my 2 cents..)
Chelsea: That is one cheap looking dress. Yuck.
Would have loved to have seen some pics of Jason Bateman. Was he not there?
I think Jen looks pretty good, but the dress is just frump. But even worse are those awful shoes w/ the delicate little straps. She has good strong & toned legs…and they need good strong shoes to show them off!
@Mark – she has nice legs but I wouldn’t die for those tiny banana boobs.
@Camille – my thoughts exactly anyone on her diet and workout regimen could be that toned. My yoga teacher has a similar body – very toned but no waist. I am trying to figure out how to get yoga limbs but still keep my T&A! LOL
And I like the shoes but on to my usual comment about her…
As usual, I think she makes something that could be soooo sexy on someone else look not sexy.
Why is she letting the banana boobs fly free. A bra would be nice.
Chelsea looks like her usual used up trailer trash self. I can’t even tell if the dress is unflattering. It looks like she pulled it out of the dirty clothes pile. It might have been cute once.
@Miss Marie, Jenn is Greek she has some olive skin in there. She won’t wrinkle as much as sag when she is older. She would probably have Michael Bay level um melasma (what do you call it on a man?) like I do but she can afford to have it lasered off. I’m slowly burning it off with peels (its working just a lot slower going).
That said, younger women should heed your advice especially nordic women. Take one look at Michael Bay. You will look like that at 40 if you keep tanning.
I don’t usually care for Aniston, but she looks very nice here. Her legs are to die for. It also looks like Horrible Bosses will be her 2nd film to gross over $100 million this year. This puts her in a good position for her next movie Wanderlust; isn’t it supposed to be raunchy as well? Movie goers seem to really like those kind of films judging by the success of Hangover, Bridesmaids and Bad Teacher. She may very well be the first actor to have 3 movies gross over $100 million in one year. What a coup for her! It must be very sweet for her to be in this position after everyone pretty much wrote her off in 2005 and predicted she’d be starring in Lifetime movies in 5 years. So kudos to her for persevering in the face of adversity.
Everything Jen does is boring and desperate. From her men to her mediocre movie roles.
Best legs in HW: Cameron Diaz
Aniston really has washed out the greek out of her looks. Her dress is nice but it is not he mos flattering she’s worn, and yes to the sandals being out of touch, no wonder Mayer said she wished it was 1998. She wore fabulous Lanvins in a photoshoot… why not go for those beauties? always the same shoe! and now she’s probably going to wear flats for her shortie boyfriend
I like the general look though I’m not so fond of the top of this dress – it looks like a loose tank top for men and isn’t very flattering.
I don’t get the ‘best body in Hollywood’ label. Of course she looks good, especially for a 40 year old but it’s not like Julianne Moore, Halle Berry, Monica Bellucci, Salma Hayek, Charlize Theron and several others look any worse and they’re all more or less similar age.
Actually, I don’t think her arms in those pictures look as toned as when she’s in her best shape. I know it’s incredibly bitchy to point it out but it’s only because she is repeatedly called the best body in Hollywood.
And seriously – best legs you’ve ever seen? How about Bundchen or Diaz or Swank (in Million Dollar Baby, if you like them more muscular).
To reiterate: She looks trim and fit, and just fine. But “the hottest body out there” is a bit of an overstatement. Of course, to each their own.
Jen looks good…….always does
chelsea and jenn = before and after
She works hard, to her credit, to do the best with what she is, and has. However, what she has is not special, or worth all the hype. So many beautiful real actresses around that can actually act instead of mimic their own persona on the screen.
J.A.-Legs, nice, but short and too full at top. arms, not toned enough to wear that type of dress (leave it to the ones that can pull it off) again, work with what you have and cover the rest up. Chin Implant is starting to show the implant area to her disadvantage.
Hairline, raised. nose too many changes and still not enough. She does try though A+ for effort.
C- for acting, just C for average in the looks area, (even with all the $$$ spent to look better.)she is just a C
Jen is a hard working woman..and finally getting laid by a sophisticated tattooed serial killer. Jen likes dirty bad boys.
CH’s dress looks like a saggy vulva.
JA looks great, the fillers are settling in nicely, but, the dress would be prettier an inch or two longer.
chelsea’s dress looks like it was made from those vinyl car window shades. the ones that fold up into a circle.
jennifer’s dress is unfortunate. it makes her look older & heavier.
Jen looks cute…always low maintenance…but I do think she’s gained a bit of weight.
Only Jen Aniston can make a Balenciago dress look boring and unattractive. She needs some style help…too bad she can’t get Justin’s ex to help her. But then again…i don’t think there’s anything anyone can do to make her look better.
Jen’s makeup looks better than usual. Her buddy Chelsea Handler needs a stylist stat!
Great bodz, face.. not so much. And I’ve seen this dress on her about a million times. Handler looks like Claudia Shiffer on speed. It’s one of the ugliest dresses I’ve ever seen.
she sure looks greeeeeat
Jen’s shoes are sexy, except for the little silver buckle on them. Without the buckle, I would LOVE them.