Pippa Middleton’s Uptradey act lives on, she went out with her ex again

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Oh, Pippa. The more you try to make me interested in your crazy love life, the less interested I become in your little Uptradey act. Just days after Pippa made a big, public splash at Wimbledon with her seemingly on-again (or never-broke-up-again) boyfriend Alex Loudon, Pippa was back at Wimbledon on Friday… with her ex, George Percy, the future Duke of Northumberland. Percy is the chap in the blue button-down shirt, the one sitting beside Pippa who is being blocked by other people in these photos. You might recognize him from the photos of his and Pippa’s Madrid jaunt, or from their night out a few weeks ago, where Pippa went to his apartment after dinner, and left the next morning, doing a duchess-y walk of shame.

Pippa Middleton wasn’t about to let her sister Kate steal all the limelight. While the Duchess of Cambridge was causing a huge buzz on a royal visit to Canada, Pippa turned heads at Wimbledon when she descended on Centre Court again, this time to watch the men’s semi-finals.

Intriguingly, she wasn’t with her boyfriend Alex Loudon, who she took to SW19 on Wednesday. This time the 27-year-old was accompanied by former flame George Percy.

There has been some speculation recently that their romance has been rekindled, especially since the pair jetted off to Madrid earlier this month and were spotted together at the Queen’s tournament.

George Percy is Earl Percy, heir to one of the richest and grandest dukedoms in the land, the Duchy of Northumberland. The ancient pile he will inherit, Alnwick Castle in Northumberland, is home to Hogwarts in the Harry Potter films, is known as the ‘Windsor of the North’ and the family are regarded locally in Border country as their royalty.

Pippa is also a kind of royalty – Her Royal Hotness. And she swapped the sizzling fitted red number from the Hobbs NW3 range that she wore on Wednesday for a sizzling knitted black number by Tania, a trendy brown handbag and a large pair of sunglasses.

Pippa was clearly in a great mood, and was all smiles as she first watched Novak Djokovic’s clash with Jo-Wilfried Tsonga and then Andy Murray’s showdown with Rafael Nadal.

[From The Mail]

So, what does this mean? Theories: One, Pippa and Alex Loudon are still “on” but Pippa gets to spend time with George Percy for whatever reason, and Alex doesn’t care. Two, Pippa is openly dating both George and Alex, because the girl likes some diversity. Three, Alex thinks he’s the only one, and he thinks that Pippa is merely “friends” with her ex, and that he has nothing to worry about. I don’t know which is true, but I do know – I feel it in my heart – that Pippa is pushing this Percy thing, HARD. She wants to be a duchess. And she’s being quite bold about it. That’s our Uptradey!

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Photos courtesy of Pacific Coast News.

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  1. Rita says:

    Gotta love the UpTradey and if George is the Duke of Southumberland she’s got it made. Gettin’ it North and South.

  2. Luci says:

    maybe they are friends??

  3. Cherry says:

    ‘The more you try to make me interested in your crazy love life, the less interested I become in your little Uptradey act.’
    I don’t get it, Kaiser- you certainly don’t appear not to be interested, you write about Pippa’s lovelife all the time!

  4. Hautie says:

    Pippa is looking like Demi Moore to me. Circa 1991. Before all the tweaking.

    I am pulling for Pippa to go ahead and do the Duchess thing. Simply cause it will make the paparazzi go ballistic in London.

  5. cle says:

    I don’t get the Pippa thing. Why is everyone so desperate in trying to make it interesting? Yes, she rocked the dress at the wedding; so? The girl is boring and has no style; ugly dresses and even worse shoes; looks no better than her sister, and is not gonna upgrade that much. Hot Ginge? No way: at least no one is trying to make that happen anymore, whose idea was it anyway?

  6. Sloane Wyatt says:

    @#3. cherry: Seems to me that Kaiser’s ‘voice’ is meant to represent the CB reader here, like we the public may be losing what scant interest we have in Pipsqueak.

  7. katnip says:

    I think she is becoming a famewhore a bit. It seems like she is eating up all the attention she is getting.. For what I don’t know..

    She wore a sexy dress at her sister’s wedding. She looked nice.

    NOW what? We get pics every other day of her doing what exactly. Running, walking, shopping, looking at a tennis match.

    I just don’t get the Pippa Watch.

    She is cute in a way, but there are so many others more attractive and more interesting.

  8. Quest says:

    I think it’s just for a date with booty call inclusive. Trying to hard at the Dutchess thing

  9. aquarius64 says:

    I think the word is out in British aristocratic circles that Pippa’s a golddigger. They’re going to let this commoner know how “common” she really is. They’ll hit her and quit her. If she gets pregnant they’ll pay her for services rendered like in the old days – a house and a pension. I hope she’s not stupid enough to get knocked up and force a peer to the altar. It will blow up in her face.

  10. DogBoy says:

    If she becomes a Duchess, then her backside might become off-limits for daily commentary– like her sister’s.

  11. zesty says:

    She appears to love the attention…maybe that’s why she’s going back and forth. And “Her Royal Hotness?” She really isn’t all that attractive, besides being in shape and leggy. Her face looks fairly average–bordering on masculine– to me.

  12. Shay says:

    She has to be the least photogenic high profile female.
    Ugh.

  13. Nina says:

    Sorry for the all-caps but it has to be done:

    STOP COMPLETELY LINING YOUR EYES IN BLACK, PIPPA AND KATE! IT MAKES YOUR EYES LOOK SMALL AND BEADY! JUST BACK AWAY FROM THE EYELINER! BACK AWAY!

    Jeez.

  14. eternalcanadian says:

    Ditto what @Nina said. Catherine is really pushing those raccoon eyes on her trip in Canada.

    Philippa better be loading up on condoms else she be getting a few STDs switching between all those peeners in her search to beat her sister Catherine. She should just give it up. No one can trump a King of England card! 😛

  15. HannahG says:

    I don’t get this one. I’m in a relationship and am very good friends with my ex too.

  16. bluhare says:

    She’s losing her lustre. I predict she’ll be a gossip page non entity soon. She needs to face the fact that her sister scored a grand slam and she’ll be lucky to bunt her way to first.

    There. How’s that for an American metaphor (is that what that was?) on July 4?

  17. Jen D says:

    These are terrible photos of her. Especially the last one….

  18. poof says:

    I don’t get it with people calling this girl hot. “HOT”, she is not.

  19. HotPockets says:

    I don’t find Pippa attractive or even cute. Why are the tabloids trying to turn her into some kind of royal and English Kardashian?

  20. Bess says:

    I think she’s dating Alex and is just friends with this dude George Percy.

  21. Michelle says:

    Can I just say it’s COMPLETELY possible that this George fellow and her are just friends? I have several male best friends. I leave/come to their houses at all hours of the night. Nothing has ever happened, nor will. Platonic relationships are, in fact, possible.

  22. really says:

    She is BORING.

  23. Justme says:

    You know she and George never dated — they have always just been really good platonic friends. Alex Loudon was in Australia for the past few weeks and what seems to have happened was that she and George were just hanging out — because they like it other. Is that so hard to understand?

  24. Scorp says:

    This girl is UGLY, this is an ugly girl with ugly intentions. And she suffers from McConaughey short arm syndrome. I’m tired of seeing her on the blogs and in the mags.

    And both these bitches need to lay off the eyeliner on the bottom lash line, it makes them look like sad clowns.

  25. Pyewacket says:

    My she is hideous looking.

  26. JennJenn says:

    “Oh, Pippa. The more you try to make me interested in your crazy love life, the less interested I become in your little Uptradey act.”

    Yes, she’s switching between pedigreed beaus just to make YOU interested. 🙂 If you’re growing less interested, does that you mean you won’t be posting about her anymore? 🙁 Online media like the Daily Mail tailor their coverage according to what kinds of stories people click on versus the ones they scroll past. It doesn’t matter whether the reader actually liked the story or the person featured in the story. It only matters whether the person clicked on the page and had a chance to see the ads. Pippa will disappear from the media when people are no longer interested enough to write or read about her. I’ll continue to click in and see what Pippa is wearing while she’s enjoying her 15 minutes of fame.

  27. kazoo says:

    yeah, still don’t care.

  28. Sakota says:

    Why isn’t Loudon dumping her for this? He’s in his office working to make a living while his supposed future wifey is catting around with Percy and has supposedly wanted to get together with Harry and become a royal Duchess. Doesn’t this tell ANY man more than he needs to know where his current girlfriend stands in regards to any relationship?

    Right after the wedding, there were rumors all over the place about Pippa and Harry and Percy and Pippa was doing nothing to discourage these rumors. She was seen all over with Percy and likely leaking to the press about Harry being wild about her. Meanwhile, Loudon is in his office, working, wiht his co-workers likely gossiping about it behind his back and giving him understanding/sympathetic looks. Men have dumped women over less. Loudon should just dump her and then move on wiht his life. I cannot imagine what Loudon’s mother must be thinking.

  29. jocular says:

    @sakota I’m guessing that Loudon doesn’t live his life by what the tabloids report. He’s been going out with her for a while and I’m sure he knows her better than the gossip pages or you. AND YES men and women can be just friends for christsakes. This girl got pushed into the limelight through no fault of her own and now has people with their own agendas making up fiction that says more about them than her!

  30. Deanna says:

    she looks much older than she is. it cracks me up how ppl r lovin her… so banal.

  31. jocular says:

    If she was on a reality show or twittering all the time or had even done an interview I could understand the accusations, all the speculation but literally no one has even heard her speak. I’d hate to be judged JUST on my photo wouldn’t you?

  32. Dhavy says:

    @cle-ditto!

  33. oh-bb says:

    I’m also on the stop-trying-to-make-pippa-happen train. she’s not interesting.

  34. ZenB!tch says:

    Nice body but she looks older than the new “not improved” Gerard Butler.

  35. Lisa Turtle says:

    So… Pippa obviously doesn’t work either. Since she comes to Wimbledon every single day, in the middle of the day. A time when most people work. Including her parents & boyfriend, who only came on the weekend. She’s a less attractive, even lazier version of her sister! Yay for famewhoring & nepotism!

    Do you think she’s a cigarette smoker too, just like the Duchess Waity? She looks it (based on her skin).

  36. Rosie says:

    I wonder if Kate and Pips ALWAYS have that sloppy eyeliner on because it’s semi-permanent or even permanent makeup? It seems to never come off or change in thickness.

  37. MeMyself says:

    I understand what this site is all about.
    But making comments on speculation, rather than on actual acts or decisions that celebs made, is a bit sad.

    I am not a fan, but this girl is just living her life. Shopping, charity stuff, tennis matches, trips, whatever.

    She has done nothing to suggest she is up to no good or that she has terrible, catty, gold digger like character.

    Love this site, but the depths which so many go to, based again on speculation, is awful. How sad to read about yourself in such awful light without doing anything horrible to earn such such catty comments.

    Lighten up everyone!

  38. Rich Girl says:

    I don’t really get all this media attention to Pippa. It seems like there is nothing else to write about in UK.

  39. You Dont Know Jack says:

    Whooooooooooooooooooo cares about this lady. She is only a “SISTER” of someone well known. I wonder if Kate appreciate all this publicity she is getting and Kate gets half the attention. I know I would be pissed.

    This “Pippa” is not attractive at all. She has a square head and a “maybe” a “nice” body. She aint no prise. I dont know why people “you” are so obsess with this girl.

  40. whatWHAT!? says:

    She is not going to age well. I see chemical peels in her future.

  41. ms petit says:

    Damn, she just gets more unattractive the more I see of her. Bitch is hard looking for her age

  42. Wendy City says:

    PLEASE FOR ALL THINGS HOLY SHAPE YOUR EYEBROWS!

    I don’t care if you wax, thread, tweeze, shave them. But please just shape them. She looks like Bert from Sesame Street. She is so hard to look at.

  43. munchies says:

    the last photo is just sooo fug. like a bored snobbish mother of two. i dont like her. she looked great during the wedding but now shes just sooo plain