– It’s 9/11, remember what’s important today [Tabloid Whore]
… because your leaders won’t do it for you [Metadish]
– Listen to a meaningful song [Sadly, No!]
– Keep an eye out for terrorists [Bob Harris]
– Paris Hilton’s “Bottoms Up” costar said she was late and didn’t learn her lines [Celebrific]
– Brad Pitt makes fun of Mel Gibson [Wizbang Pop]
– Halle Berry shops for tampons [The Bastardly]
– The real Lindsay Lohan crotch shot photo [Mollygood]
– It’s nice to know there’s room in heaven for Jenna Jameson [Hollywood Tuna]
– Who isn’t tired of Justin Timberlake? [Agent Bedhead]
– Kate Hudson seems to be coping fine with her divorce [IDLYITW]
– Nicole Richie might finally be getting help for her anorexia [Faded Youth]
– Janet Jackson in “Giant” Magazine [Crunk and Disorderly]
– ‘Lil Kim looks like a cat [Hollywood Rag]
– Brooke Shields eats a booger [I’m Not Obsessed]
– Meth will always be Fergie’s first love [DListed]
– Moby calls Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes gross [Socialite’s Life]
– Ron Jeremy looks like Mario the video game character [cityrag]
– Paris breaks her “vow” of celibacy [yeeeah]

Header image from New York magazine.