My grunting Scottish lover looks lonely. I may just be imagining it, but I really do think that Gerard Butler looks kind of sad and lonely in these photos. As we talked about yesterday, Gerard is in Ischia, Italy, where I thought he was off boning Italian randoms, much like George Clooney. Some people yelled at me and claimed the brunette with the bolt-ons in the photos was married – like that would stop Gerry! But this was a work-vacation for Gerard – he attended the Ischia Film Festival and received the Actor of the Year award yesterday – I think the award is that seahorse-looking thing that Gerry is carrying.

So… is it just me, or does he actually look kind of sad? Like, maybe he’s tired of flying all over the world just to taste a sampling of random women in every country where women tend to have long legs and dark skin? Maybe he’s tired of the buffet of nameless girls at his disposal and he’s ready to begin building a life with someone special? For the love of God, I’ve been waiting so long! COME TO ME, G-BUT. I’ve been waiting for you.

Or maybe he was just kind of tired. I don’t know – there’s just something vulnerable about him in these photos. Even in the ones with Eli Roth and Trudie Styler, he looks kind of sad-eyed to me. I need to bring him home and cook for him. Poor G-But.

Photos courtesy of WENN.