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– Britney Spears had a 7 lb, 11oz boy! Yes, a boy! (Thanks Millie!) [Mollygood]
– Ben Affleck eats a Big Mac in his car, but it looks like he’s up to something else [I’m not obsessed]
– Australian Steve Irwin fans are avenging his death by killing innocent stingrays [Bastardly]
– Forrest Gump was based on a soft-core porn character played by Tom Hanks’ brother [yeeeah]
– Those 9/11 shows that were historically innacurate and controversial were beaten in the ratings by “The Simpsons,” “American Dad,” and “Family Guy” [Metadish]
– Cool Cats with headphones on. [CityRag]
– John Mayer says that he just wants to play his music, avoid Jessica Simpson [Celebrific]
– Petra Nemcova is still hot, still has puffy cheeks [Hollywood Tuna]
– Marcia Cross rubs her baby bump [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
– Winona Ryder at the Olympus Fashion show [ICYDK]
– Video of the winner of the Japanese air guitar contest [Haute Gossip]
– Jake Gyllenhaal and Austin Nichols are back together [PopSugar]
– What’s up with Carmen Electra’s hair? [Agent Bedhead]