Page Six reports this morning that Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries wedding is scheduled for August 20. My parents got married in the middle of August too (and they’re divorced), so I always associate mid-August weddings with DOOM. It’s too hot to get married! Plus, everybody is on vacation. Why not just wait a bit and be an autumn bride? Anyway, I do think the wedding is going down very soon – Kim and Kris just had their engagement party last night at Khloe’s LA house – and they invited Life & Style too. Of course.
OK! Magazine has a lengthy article this week about the “bride wars” amongst Kim and Jessica Simpson. I don’t think Jessica is getting married this summer, though, and… I don’t know, it just feels like this is trying to create controversy where none exists. There are these quotes from “sources” though: “The wedding of Prince William and Duchess Kate got Kim excited about her marriage to Kris [Humphries]. She considers herself a princess and feels she deserves the wedding of the century. It’s Kim’s chance to have the wedding she always wanted.” Oh, and both Jessica and Kim want Vera Wang wedding gowns? I know Kim’s gown will be Wang, but is Jessica going Wang too?
But the pièce de résistance of the Kardashian Wedding Katastrophe is definitely this story – Kris JENNER, the mother of the bride, has gotten a new facelift for her daughter’s wedding.
Kim Kardashian isn’t the only one primping for a picture-perfect wedding. A source close to the booty-licious reality TV star tells us Kim’s 55-year-old “mom-ager,” Kris Jenner – who’s planning the lavish spectacle – recently got a face-lift. The goal was to ensure she looks her best for her daughter’s televised nuptials with New Jersey Net Kris Humphries.
Although the source told us the procedure was supposed to be a closely guarded secret, Kim’s younger sister Khloe Kardashian confirmed mom’s nip-and-tuck at the Dream Downtown hotel on Tuesday.
“She looks amazing,” the 27-year-old Kardashian gushed to us at the launch party for Hpnotiq Harmonie liqueur. “They say you are supposed to have a lot of swelling for a week or so after, but I didn’t notice.”
Apparently no one else has, either. Khloe said her mother has been “out and about” since going under the knife “about a month ago.”
She’s not the only Kris sprucing up for the wedding. Another source close to the couple says Humphries has agreed to get dental veneers to ensure his smile is super-telegenic.
But not everything is picture-perfect in Kardashian World. Our first source tells us Kim and her mom have been butting carefully coiffed heads in planning Royal Wedding 2.0.According to the source, Jenner is focusing on how the family can “monetize” the milestone, while Kim just wants to make sure “it’s the most lavish event possible – no matter what it costs.”
Jenner is “very business-minded,” says the source. The wedding is becoming “such a lavish extravaganza,” says the insider, that Jenner “is worried that all the money that’s going to be made from the wedding [via the sale of photo rights and sponsorships] will have to go right back into it.”
“Kim really does want it to be America’s version of the royal wedding,” says the source.
As far as Khloe is concerned, mom should win that argument. At the Dream Downtown, she reminded us that her mom planned Khloe’s September 2009 wedding to Lamar Odom, which was televised on E!, in just nine days.
“My mom loves being involved, but Kim needs it,” Khloe told us when we asked how her sister and mother were getting along. “I’ve seen how much my mom has been doing. Kim should be kissing the ground [Kris] walks on.”
A spokeswoman for the Kardashians did not comment by deadline.
[From NYDN]
Some days, I feel really bad for Kris Humphries. I think he must be really, really dumb, right? You would have to be to deal with this junk. Cray-cray Kardashian bitches. Oh well… at least Kris will be mostly healed up for the wedding, right? What is this, her FOURTH facelift?
Photos courtesy of WENN.
Kris’s nose looks like its going to collapse any time now.
This wedding is such a joke. They’re more delusional than the Lohan’s if they think the public will have as much if any, interest in this shame of a wedding like they had with the royals.
Im proud to say Ive never seen anything the K. Klan is in and I plan to keep it that way.
I’m pretty sure all the Kardashian bitches have a running appointment at the plastic surgeon’s office – just like haircuts, teeth cleanings, oil changes, etc. are for us common folk.
America’s Royal Wedding? PUH-LEEZE!!!! A legend in her own mind. Wish this K crew would disappear…really sick of hearing about ALL of them.
Wow, mom looks good! Her and Kim must have the same surgeon, their noses look similar. That said, if I had the money, I’d do stuff too. Unfortunately, I’m poor, so I have to age naturally.
Ugh. They should be called the Katashians with all the surgeries making them look like kats.
Yes, I think Kris is dumb (actually, both Kriss’ are dumb).
“America’s version of the Royal Wedding”?! Oy vey.
The publicity wedding of the year! They will be divorced within another year – in those 2 pictures, Kat Face looks pregnant – probably just a photography problem. I think this marriage between the dumb giant (him) and the publicity-hungary dwarf (her) is ridiculous.
man, her fiance is SO unfortunate looking.
I think that mom is disgusting. Watch their show for ten minutes and it’s obvious. She wanted to change her married name back to Kardashian because of the “brand.” She said it’s her job to extend their 15 minutes of fame. I guess it doesn’t matter what they’re doing, as long as it’s in front of everybody and they’re making money. Sad.
Hilarious. All the money these Kardassians have, yet their faces are cringe-worthy, plastic surgery horrors.
There are just no words to describe how nauseating this whole ‘I am a princess’ attitude is. She is self-appointed royalty at best. NO one else cares. I truly thought I would never find a faux celebrity as annoying as Spencer and Heidi or Paris or Kate G, but this family – particularly Kim – has managed to do it.
The Kardashians’s a just a bunch of narcissists! Comparing yourself to royalty?? Please, they are tacky reality stars! Kim is a borderline porn actress too! So classy that one. Can’t wait until this family goes away. And I will laugh when they divorce – what a joke! Haha!
nothing says ‘older-gal-trying-to-still-be-young-and-hot’ like a leopard-print blouse and matching bag. lmao!
priceless.
that Humpries fellow might very well be slow. i mean i can’t be the only one who thinks he looks like he road the short bus to school, right? 😆
You know, those girls are attractive ladies in general. I think they should spend their time making contributions to the world especially since they have a “voice” and funds to back it up. The only thing I find seriously irritating is the way they sound when they talk. I dont know if its a “california” thing but its very grating to listen to.
I don’t know about all mid-August weddings ending in doom. My anniversary is August 18, and even though it’s only been 4 years (well 4 years next month) things are going perfectly with us! August 18 is also the anniversary of my mum’s best friends and they’ve been married for 32 years.
I don’t wish them any ill will but this marriage is doomed.
I love her fascinator, wait that’s her hair sticking out. And what’s with the white maternity coat?
How much higher/tighter can her face get? I mean, seriously!
I might be alone here, but I think Chris Humphries is hot.
If Kim K is what qualifies as “American royalty”, I’m moving.
A FAMILY OF SKANKS – American Royalty??????????????? Seriously??????????
I thought it was Halloween? Maybe she is preggo???
I think someone meant to write “She’s in it for the royalties.”
Please correct me if I’m wrong.
Didnt they meet like last week, got engaged yesterday, and they are going to get married next month?? SCARY!!! RUN KRIS H.!! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!
@gee- you are alone. sorry, hun. *hugs
@RHONYC- I’ve always thought that aboutr Kris H. too
Royal anything doesn’t NOT go w/these rich non talents..
Kris AGREED to get veneers??? he’s doomed but I do not feel sorry for him, at all.
He knew what he was getting into.
famewhores, all of them.
her mom’s face is gonna crack, just like their popularity..its happening slowly–folks are starting to hate anything KarTRASHian.
Where are Bruce Jenners older children???
I’ll take Crazy Cage, Jr. and LiLo over this trash any day. Please make them go away.
Am I the only one who doubts that this woman is only 55?
“Kim feels like she deserves the wedding of the century”. Lmao. She’s only a princess in her own delusional mind.
What would their “royal” calling be. I would buy Paris claiming her wedding to be royalty at least she comes from the Hilton family.
@ Coley
Bruce’s older kids have more common sense and don’t want to be a part of this nonsense.
@ Coley
Kris Jenner probably doesn’t consider her husband’s kids to be part of the family. Besides, they would take attention away from the Kartrashian whores and there is no way Kris would allow that.
CAMEL TOE!!!!!
Kim picture with flying hair wings..ahh did someone say “cameL” (toe)
@ the original bellaluna
I think you got it right – in it for the royalties. As always, you are a guidepost of thoughtful reflection!
Its a shame that this family earns a (good) living through fame-whoring. Kris’ 1st husband actually had a real job (lawyering, etc.). Too bad none of his kids followed in his foot steps and got a real job. I have never watched their show(s) or whatever specials they might do. Its safer that way – then I have nothing awful to forget!
Am sure she does not love this guy may be a liking but head over heels like how she was with Regge.This whole thing what is she made happen in her life is to show Reggie and make him jealous & pass a message saying -Look i have got what you couldn’t offer me-!!!
I’m just gonna say I agree with all of you and that Mason is adorable.
Kris Jenner looks identical to one of my best friends…height, hair, personality and all. However, my friend has some class. Kris lost hers when she started pimping her girls and trying to act like she’s the same age as her daughters. I no longer watch this trash…and that’s what it is…television trash.
Um … why is her nose so lumpy? Is that a side effect of too many nose jobs?
It looks awful – lumpy, crooked, and very fake.
hmmmmmm Why Kim K and Kris Jenner dont want to wait for fall… $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
That whole family is gross – spending millions for that ho’s wedding to Lurch – the bridal registry was in crazy bad taste. Even Wm and Kate asked for donations to their gave charities instead of gifts. Kim, that’s how it’s done with taste. You are no princess, my dear. And the unfortunate plastic surgery that she and her family have had – it’s awful. Poor Bruce Jenner looks like a burn victim. What defect are they trying to fix? Plastic surgery junkies. They can tweak their looks all they want – it’s not going to do a thing to fix their ugly, hollow, greedy insides.
If I were getting married and my intended asked me to have any type of work done to be more tv suitable (i.e., asking Kris to get dental veneers), I’d run for the hills. WTF??
Size 4 thighs would not be suffocating her camel toe like that!
“a spokeswoman for the Kardashians did not comment by deadline.”
By spokeswoman, don’t they mean Kris?
Kims fiancee looks like a big, dumb goon.
Bruce Jenner was a handsome, handsome man in his youth. Had a facelift that made him look like a woman and then another to correct it to the current look. I don’t think that Kris Jenner has had a nose job, and if she has had plastic surgery, it is well done. People, the show is a huge farce – meant to be that. All the stuff is contrived – all the problems, Kris becoming an ordained minister, etc. They are milking this till it runs dry. And if Paris can become a “brand”, god forbid, what prevents the K’s from doing same? I am not a cheerleader for the K’s, and truly feel that they are declasse. However, Seacrest has his money behind this machine and it should float a while.
You’re right. Pictures of Bruce Jenner from the Olympics are HOT!! He should have aged gracefully – he’d certainly look better than he does now.
Why do I get the feeling that Kris Humphries was “approved” by Kris Jenner because his name is Kris? Another K! Good for the brand!
Morons, the lot of them. What I wish for them is a tortuous descent into anonymity ASAP. That would hit where it hurts for those famewhores.
Hmmm…to my knowledge Kate has no golden shower video floating around. I HATE how Kim has appointed herself ‘American Royalty’ soooo embarrassing.
didn’t she just get a facelift last year or the year before?didn’t they spend a whole episode on her and bruce getting one?
I need to see a before and after. Frankly all the Kardashian women look like they got pulled back facial skin. 😐
personally i think kris h. jst wants media attention also, i firmlly believe that have some secret contract written up for him and he signed already. all of the kardashians are attention media whores!they love the spotlight..and im convinced that kim k. butt i not real just because they all run to the plastic surgeon way too much (thats not normal) she greedy for money they target basketball players, football players and all atletes that are making money. we all know the kris h. is NOT kim’s type but desperate times calls for desperate measures! i hate this about people shes not in love shes in lust. face she wanted a bigger ring than kloe k. wants a better dress doesnt like lamar…what else? anyway JEALOUS, MEDIA WHORE, FAKE BUTT, SLUT, ATTENTION CRAVER, and how did they get that famous again?….ugh im just disgusted! and my gas tank is on empty and millions of other people too lol…and trying to figure out how rent is getting paid and morgages and doctors bills…and then we have the kardashians!
Nail on the head! Buddy of mine owns a limo service and i on occasion drive for him. I carried her sister to the airport last year and it was the most forgettable 25 min of my life. Oh 5 dollar tip helped
Famous for just sleeping with every dude in the world but me ! Story of my life