Here’s Octomom Nadya Suleman celebrating her 36th birthday at House of Blues in LA last night. None of her 14 kids were with her, and she says she has no nannies, so I guess we can assume that they were running around the house eating her drywall while her nasty mom sat in the corner, nursing a martini and staring off into the distance. Or maybe all her kids came with her and were torturing the hotel staff after driving everyone on the airplane crazy. (It’s only a half hour drive from her place to the HOB so that’s doubtful.)
Octo was last crying poor to In Touch, saying her bank account was overdrawn, but then she showed up and spread her crazy around for a little while, earning nearly $30k last month for almost nothing. So with just a few appearances here and there she managed to net more than a lot of people make most of the year. Here she is getting paid to go to her own party. She’s shown with a friend. There was a reality star there I’ve never heard of called Angelique “Frenchy” Morgan from Rock of Love and I Love Money 2. There was also some actress there I’ve never heard of called Paula Labaredas. I didn’t include photos of those people, since I hardly care.
Radar has some disgusting photos of Octo eating cupcakes with her friends at her party, but we’ll spare you those. It’s enough to see her make a few thousand to show up, mingle, and babble incoherently.
Photo credit: Pacific Coast News and WENN
36 my ass!
FUG.
Disgusting!!
Excuse me…feeling sick.
is that a Herve Leger dress???
anyway, dreadful, just dreadful.
are we sure the kids were not milling about in the party?? LOL
@Truthful – I thought it might be. I was just over at Rent the Runway trying to see if they had that dress by Leger, they do not. I am hoping it’s a knockoff. I’ll look a little more, but I couldn’t find that exact dress.
Wow, didnt think she could look worse then usual…. But drunk does not work on this bitch. Please, someone make her go away.
She looks terrible and ill.
She looks really bad. (Pssst. California Department of Child Protective Services, now would be the time to make a formal visit.)
She has a friend? Talk about burying the lead!! 🙂
This thing disgusts me to no end.
I didnt think it was possible for her to look any uglier but she does. I can tell she still has either fillers or implants in her cheeks and lips so she cant be that broke.
Never heard of the other chicks but they’re really scraping the bottom of the barrel hanging out with that thing.
Id love to know whose watching he kids.
The Angelina Jolie wannabe has got the crazy eyes.
not that she ever looks good, but man, she really doesn’t wear DrunkFace well. I’ll give her this: whether it was surgery, lipo, or miracle spanx, this twit does NOT have the body of anyone who gave birth to 8 at once.
the universe is a cruel b*tch.
Heather – but her face! I mean, even after all that work she had done she looks like hell.
@Heatheradair – have you seen her stomach? She’s very clearly had a tummy tuck. She has that “created” slit of a belly button the sits oddly centered between her hips. Kate Gosselin did as well.
@ Tierra – Probably that poor little 9-year-old girl who paid them more attention than their “mother” on the Today show.
Man hands!!
Also you should totally have included pics of Frenchy. That broad is always worth a look.
I hope it’s not her oldest daughter that’s taking care of the babies. Poor thing seems like she’s been tasked to babysit and to help out with the kids—sooo wrong!
She is so nondescript. Why does anyone pay her any attention.
Wow. That top picture. Wow.
I don’t get it. Why is everyone always asking if Octomom has nannies? Doesn’t anyone remember the Today Show interview? She said that does two-year-olds were incredibly mature for the age. They’re probably taking care of themselves and will prepare a tomato juice when their mom wakes up from her hangover today.
(sarcasm off)
Those really are incredible man hands. All joking aside, I really feel sorry for those kids. I see her in a few years stumbling out of nightclubs with a few D-list friends exposing her hoo-haa while stepping into a black SUV. As soon as the older kids turn 18, they’ll run screaming from that house. This woman is too much of a narcissist to be a good mother.
The House of Blues must be desperate to host her party…
I must be so well-trained by the tabs…
I saw her necklace (the white circle thing) and spent WAY Too long trying to find what they were trying to point out!
I guess those circles are usually red, but damn if I wasn’t terrified at the first pic thinking someone was indicating she had a baby bump!
UGH.
CB – agreed. the face is the stuff bad dreams are made of. Her “budget Angelina” aspirations have left her looking more like a halloween mask.
Holy Crap @the link CB posted of how she used to look. That pic makes her PS denials that much funnier even tho they were already hysterical.
I would rather see pics of Frenchie =)
Where’s child services? They partyin’ with her? 14 kids one would assume mom never leaves the house. However did she find time to celebrate her decrepit a**?
i feel sorry for her oldest daughter who for years has seemed to be hurt the most by her mother’s craziness.
also, octomom has spent a lot of money on herself, including cosmetic surgery, hair, fashion, etc., but how come she hasnt fixed one of her kid’s hairlip yet?
The really sad thing is she probably thinks she looks GOOD. Yikes.
Those are some big ol’ gorilla hands.
Thousands of dollars she spends on her appearance instead of the kids and she still looks trashy oy.
This psycho-bitch really needs to go away! Feel so sorry for her children
The reporter who writes this blog is trash. Why even write about someone if you dont like them? She certainly bought pictures from WENN and PCN all to report her false story. Journalism has gotten soooo bad lately.
@KittyKate, I did the same thing, LOL!
This woman’s face now matches her personality. Enough said.
Why does no one EVER mention this psychotic bitch’s BIZARRE right-angle eyebrows?
@KJ, “She’s very clearly had a tummy tuck.”
ita. Look at her pregnancy photos. The lower half of her stomach is covered in stretch marks. Yet,in her bikini photoshoot they are magically missing (and it wasn’t all airbrushing). She went as far as having people at the shoot come forward to say that her stomach was stretchmark free. The only way she could have gotten rid of those was to cut them out (with that stretched out skin) during an abdominoplasty.
Parenting, or lack thereof aside, seeing these pics makes my 46-year-old ass feel SOOOOO much bettre…
I’m having me some peach cobbler with gelato after dinner tonight!
Well it certainly looks like she likes her new found ho er girl friends and is having fun. Does Jonah have fun when it’s difficult for him to eat because of his cleft lip? Oh that’s right, she doesn’t have time to seek medical attention for her child which will follow him the rest of his life.Or is she so sick in the head that’s how she gets a thrill by having power over the babys disfigurement.
That second photo looks like a scene from Jersey Shore. Well, I imagine it does I’ve never watched it.
What kind of mindset do her friends have to want to hang out with her? Can anyone really be that much of a “celebrity” groupie? I couldn’t imagine someone stomaching her for more than a few minutes at a time.
someone’s had her octo-lips inflated again.
That is one busted looking mug.
I wouldn’t wanna be her “friend” because I’d be afraid she’d ask me to babysit!
Her eyes look like they’re sinking into her head.
Her face looks like the lovechild of Angelina Jolie and the Scream mask.
I always think that she looks like she smells like tuna. Gross, I know but I can’t help it.
she styled her hair and she looked like a mop… God, that hands!
No matter if she loves her kids or not, they NEED to be taken away (if not all, at least the 8 babies) then adopted by people who can raise them with love and some MONEY for their future.
I saw footage of her somewhere loading her screaming kids into a van and she had a smirk on her face, she was just loving the attention. She’ll probably disappear for a while then reappear in a few months time crying poor because she needs more money.
OMG! I JUST THREW UP!
I see buzzards circling.