Jessica Simpson’s boots were made for sitting in the closet


Jessica Simpson’s new line of boots is god-awful. She doesn’t make it any better by dressing like this when she goes out. Maybe these big tan monstrosities would look ok with a short skirt and some boho jewelry, but when paired with tight jeans, a white polo top, and a baseball cap over messy hair you can see just how ugly they are.

Hollywood Tuna says there’s no question that Ashlee is the hotter sister now, and unfortunately we have to agree. Get your act together, Jess, hit the gym and get a new stylist. Don’t talk to Rachel Zoe, though, she’ll just make you into a pencil thin clone.

In related news, Nick Lachey says he’s not sure why his nearly 4-year marriage with Jessica ended, and gives a diplomatic answer when questioned:

The 32-year-old, who is now dating MTV host Vanessa Minnillo, says of his marriage, “I still don’t think I have clarity on that.

“There are many factors that could be blamed, but I’m not sure I completely understand what they were.”

That’s quite classy of him. In my opinion, Jessica was just too immature to handle the ups and downs of a long term committed relationship.

Here is Jessica out shopping for groceries on 9/13. [via]

Update: You guys are right, I shouldn’t have told Simpson to “hit the gym,” it was an offhand comment and she is in no way fat. I still am not fond of her style, though. 😉

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  1. AC says:

    Im sorry but jessica was right to get out of that marriage. I watched a few episodes of the newlyweds and he was a horrible husband. I wouldn’t have stood for it. Sure he did romantic things but he didn’t respect her and constantly made her look bad. It was unhealthy and I was PRAYING she’d get out. She was right to do it.

  2. Randi says:

    I didn’t watch much of the show, but AC does have a point. What little I saw of it seems to be him either ignoring what she said or belittling it. Also, if their was cheating that early into a marriage on either side –time to leave.

  3. Ms. Gossip says:

    I love Jessica’s outfit. She looks so cute. I can’t see the bottom of her boots, but they look pretty slammin’to me!!

  4. its me says:

    I’m just curious but why in the HELL would anybody think she needs to got othe gym??? She looks perfectly skinny to me in that picture. Would you rather she be a twig like Nicole Ritchie? I just don’t get it. And I like her outfit, she could ditch the hat but the rest of it is cute.

  5. mysterious says:

    Sweetie, you’ve been living in Switzerland long enough to be a bit more neutral and diplomatic. Besides coming from the USA dont you think that you should appreciate the “all american girl” style (which is what she is wearing) …and clearly you need glasses because she is ANYTHING but fat….(does someone have a little complex????)

  6. Celebitchy says:

    I hear you, you guys. I don’t like her style, but she is far from fat you’re right.

  7. mysterious says:

    Style is a question of individual taste… and good on her for not falling into the trap of wearing what all the masses are…(albeit Im not digging all the orange leather). Consider she’s wearing a baseball cap because she’s in the middle of a grocery store shopping and is attempting some incongnuity, and to the ladies who say her husband was a jerk. Maybe…maybe not, but lets face it, anyone who pays nearly 2,000 for a set of sheets is a prima-donna, and what DO we really know? Are we in their heads??? Not….

  8. bitch says:

    fat from fat? you gotta be kidding me. its no wonder nick left her. shes HUGE!!!!!!!

  9. Ms. Gossip says:

    If she’s fat, and we know the camera can put 10-15 pounds on you, that would mean 85% of the population is obese!! Get a clue, she looks fine

  10. mads says:

    She is far from fat, anyone can see that, unless they are suffereing from an eating disorder. Remember when she showed up just after making ‘Dukes of Hazzard’, and she was all gaunt with bones poking out of her neck and chest area, and she was wearing black eye makeup and a black dress. She was awfully thin there, and now she is healthy and she looks pretty fit and toned too.

  11. Ray8ergrl says:

    She is a dumb ass blond! Nick is too good for that chicken head. How much stupidity can you put up with before its too much? Are buffalo wings from Buffalo’s?? HELLO IDIOT! Oh..and she’s not fat come on she is in shape looking healthy unlike most celebs!

  12. Viv says:

    I’m going to have nightmares about that picture where she is staring directly in the camera– she looks like she’s going to eat me. That and Kate Bosworth’s shrivelled pseudo-breast. *shudders*

  13. ace says:

    I’m sorry but Jessica’s body is on point. She looks really…healthy and normal! What a bizarre concept for a celebrity: to not look ano. But, on the real, knee-high boots and dressed like she is. Is she going to the polo club after buying some papayas? Also, the argument against her boots would be furthered if you had pictures of the actual boots, but if they look anything like the boots in the other photos of her circulating today, they’re fugly.

  14. Shannon23 says:

    I think her outfit is way cute (can’t really see the boots, so i’m not sure if I’d be a fan).

  15. Celebitchy says:

    YOu guys just have to click on the thumbnails to see the boots.

  16. Ms. Gossip says:

    Those boot are kick-ass!!! I love the whole outfit!!

  17. Shannon says:

    Yeah not so much a fan. ;o) (thanks celebitchy)

  18. cc says:

    ok you ppl need to stop talking about whether or not she is fat and focus on her ugly ass boots.
    so what if they match the bag? the bag is f’-ugly as hell too. ugh all these talentless celebrities need to just go away and stop trying to make moneyyyyyy

  19. visitor says:

    She’s much too short to where the boots like that, the outfit makes her look shorter