It’s a film that will probably become more infamous than critically acclaimed, just because it’s the film that managed to get Daniel Craig and Rachel Weisz together. Dream House was filmed last year, back when Daniel was with Satsuki and Rachel was with Darren Aronofsky. The timeline of the shooting schedule (Spring 2010) and Rachel and Daniel’s separate breakup schedules (summer for him, fall for her) have already been dissected for clues about their not-so-alleged affair. So this film, Dream House, was already destined to become like Mr. and Mrs. Smith, or Vanilla Sky, or Cleopatra, films more famous for getting two stars together than for the actual film experience.

That being said, the trailer for Dream House looks both creepy as hell, and very, very dumb. “Dumb” as in “I can see the massive plot holes from here.” I sincerely hope Rachel and Daniel were boning throughout the production, because that would be the only excuse for two talented actors to work on this odd-looking film:

Things I like about it: I like Daniel’s hair in the beginning. I like Naomi Watts’ creepy supporting part. I like that Daniel is going to be shirtless in several scenes. That’s about it.

Meanwhile, Daniel is on the promotional trail for Cowboys & Aliens, which… I still don’t think looks very good. I know everyone’s like “OMG, it’s going to be a huge hit!” but it looks really dumb to me, what with Daniel’s magic bombing bracelet and Olivia Wilde’s bangs trauma acting as an old-timey whore. Daniel was on Leno last night, and he revealed that he had forgotten his wedding date already: “Erm… (it was) two or three weeks ago. I am supposed to remember aren’t I?” He also talked about his wedding with Access Hollywood earlier: “I did it secretly — I can’t tell you how I pulled it off. My private life is incredibly important to me, and certainly that aspect of it is more than incredibly important to me.”

Photos courtesy of Pacific Coast News.