A few days ago, we had the excellent/heartbreaking news that Zoe Kravitz and Michael Fassbender are probably no longer a thing. Unfortunately, the “are they broken up?” reports are coming on because Zoe seems to be doing something with Penn Badgley, who might as well be neutered when you’re coming off of the Fassdong. Page Six had a report a few days ago claiming that Zoe and Penn left a post-premiere party (for Friends With Benefits) together, looking couple-y. And now this:
After we spotted Penn Badgley and Zoe Kravitz leave in the same early-morning cab from the “Friends With Benefits” party, they went to see “Horrible Bosses” yesterday in Union Square. “He had his arm around her while they waited in line,” said our spy. But an awkward moment happened when Jennifer Aniston quips, “Did you see ‘Gossip Girl’ last night? I [bleeped] myself so hard [watching] that Penn Badgley guy, I broke a nail.” Our source said, “The look on Penn’s face was priceless. They left the theater right after.” Their reps didn’t get back to us.
[From Page Six]
Wow, they’re either dating or they’re just friends with kind of crappy taste in movies. So, I know I’ve sounded the “Fassie and Zoe are done” Code Ginger Fassdong Alert before, but this time, I think it’s for real. Fassbender is in London, doing God knows what to God knows who (delicious thought). Zoe is staying in NYC, getting friendly with a Gossip Girl. It’s over between Fassie and Zoe. I feel for her, I do. I think Penn is such a terrible downgrade after you’ve had a man like Michael Fassbender – and I’m not saying Penn is a bad dude or anything, he’s just… a boy. Fassie is The Sex.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
I just don’t get the obsession with that dude! She probably wanted to fuck someone closer to her own age… you know a guy that can hit it more than once w/o getting too tired. (Speaking from experience here)
This pairing makes a lot more sense though, doesn’t it? They even share a love for crappy outfits.
“I think Penn is such a terrible downgrade after you’ve had a man like Michael Fassbender – and I’m not saying Penn is a bad dude or anything, he’s just… a boy. Fassie is The Sex.”
I totally agree.. hihi
Now’s your chance, Kaiser….go get Fossdong!
Ahhh…Heartbreaking news? All I could think when I read about it was “The Fassbender is free. Hmmmmm, Zoe-free Fassbender…” (while drooling like Homer Simpson).
*wipes tears from eyes*
You’ve made my friday a happy one Kaiser and I thank-you for this post. Do you think Fassie needs some comforting during this heartbreak lol.
Ok, this just brought back memories of the XMen movie. Let me just fantasize a moment of that Fassbender-McAvoy should-have-happened kiss…
Oh Kaiser, I know you’re not weeping into your cornflakes over this one. Hop a plane to London STAT & go claim your Fassdong!
He & Zoe were never going to last anyway. She’s to young and although grown (see older) women may think Penn is a downgrade, he’s a better partner for Zoe. Sometimes age DOES matter.
@LadyBird83 I heard that! More than once…*sigh*
Fassbender’s been partying on the other side of the block, it’s not like he’s at home weeping. Either they are stable enough to go out and have fun when they are apart, or they are on a break, or else they broke up and neither is at home crying about it.
I’m one of the few who liked them together though, there was something wrong and illicit about it all. lol
I think she did a very public gesture like that cause maybe he’s in trouble or they broke up and she wants him to know she’s not at home crying about it. Too bad she didn’t find someone better to make him jealous with! lol
But I don’t think Fassbender is that hot. Like he has a receding hairline, meth facial skin, and a stray eye. He has swagger for sure, but swagger only gets you so far if you ask me.
Kaiser, I suggest we put together a committee of girls from this thread to go over and help Fass through this difficult time. If you know what I mean. And I think you do.
I still think it’s Michael who may have gotten JanJo knocked up.
huh…looking at the pictures you chose…
that guy could be the Fassdong’s son…they resemble each other.
so maybe she just wanted a younger version of what she had?
Fass is still hotter, though.
Eh, Penn can have her. Good riddance. Fass can do better, anyway.
Thanks to everyone suggesting I fly to London and make him mine. I’m seriously considering it. I would have Fass-babies in a f-cking heartbeat.
She’s much more suited for Penn.
Fassbender didn’t look sad at all at Armani party, doubt he cares
I think these two are much better suited to each other than Zoe and Fassie. They both look like they rolled out of the dumpster behind Urban Outfitters.
I wouldn’t say “poor Fassbender.” Having been her age at one time, this seems to me like he dumped her and she is trying hard to make the gossip pages to make him jealous. There are ways to be discreet, Penn and Zoe are not trying to be discreet. She’ll regret it because she’s making a reputation for herself as a Hollywood doorknob.
I don’t think this is a downgrade either. I agree with others that Penn is exactly on her level, and Michael was a lucky break for her. That relationship was not a good look for his career. She’s the next Bijou Phillips and she needs a Danny Masterson, not a Michael Fassbender.
Oh no! Who’s going to take care of the spy Fassbender now?
kaiser’s fassbender posts are my favorite posts in all gossipdom. don’t ever stop posting about fassy.
nice juxtaposition of photos also (ha at the last one).
@LadyBird83, I hear that!! 🙂 Some men are like fine wine and age well; others, not so much LOL.
Like I said in the other thread, Penn is much better for Zoe; they are both pseudo intellectuals and, as MJ aptly summed up: “both look like they rolled out of the dumpster behind Urban Outfitters.” 😀
Those are some yummy Fass pics. I co-sign on the “committee” idea lol.
Fassbender ftw. Its an automatic downgrade after for Zoe. Smh.
Is it just me, or does she have a tattoo on her arm that matches with her stepdads, Jason Momoa? It’s the same tattoo.
@embertine
I can co-sign that. 😉
She has the ScarJo sickness; she cannot just be. She is 22 and has already hit Ben Foster, Fassy and now Penn. Geez, give a rest already.
This is somewhat off-topic, but has anyone else noticed that Zoe has the same tattoo on her forearm as Jason Momoa?
Can’t make out the first word but the rest is “… toujours ivre”, which is French for “always drunk”. Exact same place, exact same font style.
How original.
http://www.celebitchy.com/169234/jason_momoa_in_black_for_the_madrid_conan_photo_call_delicious_hot_or_meh/
@Denise, A lot of hook-ups happen in the industry but she needs to learn to be more discreet if she wants to be known for her acting rather than for the privileges she gets from daddy’s money (getting into events, banging famous people, modeling at 5 ft tall). She’s not talented at singing or acting, so at some point people will realize that she’s not actually the next big thing and they’ll move on.
@Rochelle, It does look like the same tattoo, because I was trying to figure out what his said the other day.
Bugger the fact that the compulsory Shannon Stop-over is no more, so I can’t kidnap Kaiser off the tarmac. So I’ll just have to find another way to distract her from The Kerryman: anyone know where there’s a spare Clive Owen or Starey-eyed Cauliflowerhead Butler?
😆
I think Fassbender was too old for her.
Like I said before (that comment was deleted)he(fassbender) got what he wanted from that relationship, so now women aren’t scared to be associated with him. He is weird and act too childish to be his age which he looks like he’s 44 instead of 34. Bradley Cooper and Ryan Phillipe is older than him.
@Kaiser rotfl that you chose the Penn photo with the most crazy-eye! Who knows, maybe the Fass did the dumping and Zoe had to scramble. For the best, probably. I can’t even imagine that Zoe and Michael would have anything to talk about.
@Tara, Agreed, I laughed out loud at the photo choices. The crazy eye as well as the one where he looks like a lost extra from Newsies.
I think Mr. Fassbender could do SOOO much bettre than Zoe Kravits. She’s kind of “icky” to me (although I SO love Lenny).
It’s not that Zoe’s trading down, Mr. Fassbender is trading UP.
(I’m still single Michael!)
The pairing does make more sense but whole crap I look at one and look at the other and I don’t get how she let him go. The fassbender is … perfection … he is sex. You said it so perfectly … just pure sex …
TOTALLY AGREE
Happy for Fassbender, btw.