I’ve been surprised that the “Jennifer Aniston must be knocked up, because she’s been dating a dude for a year two seconds” rumors haven’t been swirling in a big way. Maybe the tabloids don’t want to scare off Justin Theroux. Or maybe they just want their tabloid sweetheart to go the traditional route the whole way. First comes homewrecking love, then comes strategic press releases and sightings, then comes moving in, then comes marriage, and THEN comes baby. So where are we now? We’re at the marriage rumor part of the process. According to this week’s In Touch Weekly and Star Magazine, Jennifer Aniston is “desperate” to marry Justin and she’s “urging him to settle down now”. And she keeps “dragging him from one mansion to the next.” Plus, she’s a “we” person. Everything is “we should do” and “we’re going” and “we need to”. But whatever “creepy” (that’s the word they use) method Aniston is using, it’s working, allegedly, because Aniston and Theroux have “set a date.”
We already told you that Jennifer Aniston and boyfriend Justin Theroux were rumored to be pre-engaged, and now we’re hearing that they want to tie the knot before 2012!
“Jennifer feels there’s no reason to wait,” a source tells Star. “She’s never felt more comfortable nor felt she had so much in common with a man as she does with Justin.”
The source claims Jen wants a small wedding in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, and would invite only a few close friends — Courteney Cox, Chelsea Handler, Sheryl Crowe, and Tobey and Jennifer Maguire to name a few.
And get this: She’s even reportedly thinking about ditching the traditional big white wedding dress! The source reveals Jen is considering a “short off-white” or “pastel” dress.
[From Hollywood Life]
If it’s true, godspeed and God bless. I don’t think Aniston would run down to Mexico to get married, though. I think she would want another big fairy tale wedding in California, but that’s just my take on her.
By the way, Aniston defended a balding dude! No, not Justin Theroux. When she was in England last week, Aniston did a radio interview and she was asked about Prince Williams’ thinning hair. Aniston was nice about it:
She’s known for “The Rachel.” He’s been dubbed “the hairless heir” by the British press. But according to Jennifer Aniston, there’s no reason for Prince William to get a hair transplant.
When the 42-year-old Horrible Bosses star was asked to weigh in a Palace rumor that William, 29, is being encouraged to get the cosmetic procedure, Aniston defended the Prince, saying that he’s perfectly handsome the way he is.
“I think he should just let whatever’s happening happen. Don’t you?” Aniston said during an interview with Britain’s Capital FM radio. “Well, now if we see him with a hair transplant, we’re going to be like, ‘Oh, he had a hair transplant.’ I think there’s nothing wrong with it, like Ed Harris… Gorgeous.”
[From Us Weekly]
See? Nice. And Ed Harris is really sexy. Maybe Aniston will encourage Theroux to shave it all off?
Photos courtesy of WENN.
Please please let this be true
I totally think she’s pregnant!
CB you are loving all the Aniston hits. I am a fan, a bit new too but she is done well with this one.
It would be wonderful if she got married and everything was settled and the world could finally move past the Bermuda triangle….BUT this situation reminds me of Jessie James & Sandra Bullock. I simply don’t trust the dude. But I’m going to keep my fingers crossed and hope if they get married(This is ITW) it works out and he doesn’t humiliate her causing Jen, her fans, and the world to once again blame the Brange for her problems.
Doucheness.
I am still wondering how she got so d*ckmatized over this guy.
Lord knows she is a “nest-er”, but I would be shocked if she legally married anyone.
Aniston may have married Pitt without a pre-nup but I seriously doubt she will do that again. With anyone.
And lets be real. She is not going to have any children unless there is a surrogate involved. 🙂 She worked hard for that body.
And a pregnancy at 42 would destroy that body.
I think she’s definitely preggers. She’s looked…chunkier in everything she’s worn lately. Not fat, obviously, but rounder and softer somehow than older pictures. I think she looked bigger in both the 2 dresses above and that black mini dress she wore recently. So, yeah…baby on the way.
I also think – with all the Angie-Brad marriage rumors around – that she wants to beat them to the altar. And, yeah, I agree that it will be big and splashy. I say a destination wedding though at a castle or some such (so they can go on and on about how all the guests thought it was just a vacation and SURPRISE…a wedding!)…definitely not on the beach!
Poor ex-GF though if he does marry Maniston after dating for 2 weeks. That’s gotta hurt.
Can I just make the comment – that to have a “home wrecked” one person in the relationship is already likely, mentally and emotionally out the door anyway… I don’t think its fair to call Aniston (or Jolie) for that matter a home wrecker.. I think both Theroux and Pitt were already out of their respective relationships in their minds when the “homewreckers” came along..
If what is stated is true, why not?? Sounds lovely. I think JustJen is a good match & we will be seeing a wedding of some sort. She looks gorgeous here & he is way hot!!
Justin’s hair is fine. I hope to God he doesn’t shave it off because his head isn’t really shaped right for no hair. A lil Rogaine and Prince William and Justin will be fine.
Yay! She get’s hitched, the “other two” get hitched and then we can finally move on from the infernal triangle and onto BeniGwenifer or somesuch.
If true, I hope the guys at Cabo San Lucas comp her the ceremony, because I know of 2 couples who’ve booked honeymoons there purely on the grounds that the brides thought the area looked so lovely in the background of all of “Poor Jen’s” solo bikini pics!
If she gets married again, she’ll wait on kids cuz she really doesn’t want them. Then she’ll claim infertility and get a surrogate or adopt because there is no way she wants to mess up her body with a kid she doesn’t even want but has to have for the PR.
@ Hautie, I agree, if she really wanted to have a child, she wouldn’t have dated all the guys she has. She would have looked for someone that had good dad potential, not dbag potential.
And I can definitely see her getting married in a short little dress in mexico, but it wouldn’t be a small, quiet affair. I mean, she invites Access Hollywood to her “private” birthday parties in cabo, she would certainly invite the press to her wedding.
I can’t believe everyone thinks this is the real deal. Especially considering his new ties to CAA and Huvane, her PR puppet master!
Jen plays the game really well. Remember how she fielded engagement rumors with Vince Vaughn? Every single guy she dated post-Brad has been labelled “the one”! Paul Sculfor, John Mayer, Gerard Butler — well the last one couldn’t be bothered to stick to the script. He enjoys his freedom to chase after women too much to “sell” his fauxmance with Jen!
Once her movie promotions are done, the countdown until this relationship ends will be on. For now, they’re soaking up the press and Justin’s enjoying his new status in Hollywood!
Nothing to see here folks! Let’s move along!
I’m not a fan of short wedding dresses but if anyone can pull it off it would be her.
@Iggles I know-but Justin doesn’t seem above a CAA arranged marriage does he?
@ Hautie, I agree, if she really wanted to have a child, she wouldn’t have dated all the guys she has. She would have looked for someone that had good dad potential, not dbag portential.
And I can definitely see her getting married in a short little dress in mexico, but it wouldn’t be a small, quiet affair. I mean, she invites Access Hollywood to her “private” birthday parties in cabo, she would certainly invite the press to her wedding.
ETA: @Tapioca, if these two got married, it would make things worse because then it would be all Brad & Angelina’s fault this was the best she could do for marriage. As long as she craves the spotlight & attention, it will never end. Even though her career in front of the camera had a fast approaching expiration date, sher singh just quietly go away somewhere and live off her millions. Because only then will the triangle finally be put to rest.
Hmmmmm….Jennifer has been clear about wanting a significant other almost from the moment Brad left her. This relationship w/ Theroux has been a whirlwind! Given that she has one divorce behind her, and I would say this to anyone, including me-wouldn’t it be wise to SLOW DOWN and really get to know each other so that they are both sure that marriage is the right decision?
The article is probably just crap, anyway.
Hold up. This is coming from In Touch? The slag rag that has had her pregnant or pre-pregnant ten times in the past six or seven years?
I’ll believe this when I see it in The New York Times.
“Lord knows she is a “nest-er”, but I would be shocked if she legally married anyone.”
@ hautie: how is she a nester? she is unmarried and has no kids.
Amazing! And *after only two months* of dating. It must be twue love.
Eh. BS all the way, if you ask me, though I would enjoy it immensely.
Am I the only one who is REALLY bored of these two? Every time there is a post, I have to force myself to read it. I dunno, guess I’m bored of her and I have no clue who he is so bye-bye.
Wow Just because alot of you don’t know Justin doesn’t mean he is sleazy or a complete dog. His IMDB page is impressive plus I read his bio, also impressive, he is an educated man and very talented. Justin is the only man Aniston has dated since her divorce with this kind of class and education. He is very talented has been working steadily since he graduated from college. He is just the sort of guy Aniston needs. He won’t hurt her. He is not some D list snob…he is the sh*t. He is perfect for her…I mean hell is perfect for me…I would take him. I also just don’t get a this won’t last vibe…I could be wrong, I doubt I am, but Justin is different.
Side note: why on earth would a journalist ask JA about Prince William ‘s thinning hair?
If you google “Justin Theroux” and “Sex and the City” and look at the images, you can assess the shape of the fella’s head for future shaving.
Btw, it occurred to me that those two stints on SATC might have tenderized Justin to find a chinny fake blonde alluring.
“….set a date for a Mexican wedding”?
I think latin protocol requires that one first get approval from the Mexican.
Anistan marrying Mr. Bobblehead?? I don’t think so……unless Angelina marries Brad this Fall. Then Jennifer would feel the need to compete with Angelina’s wedded bliss and stage a huge big fat Greek wedding accompanied with Vogue,Cosmo and People photo spreads highlighting every last detail of her Cinderella love story-barf!
Great! They can get married in Mexico and call it “giving to charity” imagine the tax write off for Huvane and CAA?
LOL Rita!
I dont believe a word. If and when they do get married we wont know about it. It will be done and over. I think they are very much in love and serious. But trying to keep private. I’m sure there is no thought about Brad and Angie that is old news.
Agree with realist (and others) that this story is probably all made up.
Don’t agree with posters that JA wants to beat the Jolie Pitts to the altar. It hardly matters at all if they ever get married (and this seems in line with their thinking as well).
Lastly, the assumption that JA hasn’t really wanted kids is probably wrong. She probably did but never found the right relationship for that. I believe that having the traditional family was important to her. However, you don’t necessarily want the same things in your forties and you did in your twenties. I don’t understand why people don’t get that.
This woman has built her empire not on talent, but on her love life. There’s no way they’re going to elope.
I hope they do get married soon. Aniston could use some work, and Lord knows she was born to play the “wronged woman” role. I give them a year and a half before the next cheating scandal.
@garvels: If she feels a need to “beat Angie and Brad to the altar”, then she hasn’t gotten over Brad after all.
I really don’t think that’s the case. At least I hope it isn’t.
Hi everyone, I don’t mean to be contentious, but I don’t think it will last. I give it 2.5 years at the most, or even it could blow up during the holidays (and we won’t know it until Feb or March of next year).
A traditional wedding dress would be RIDICULOUS for a 2nd marriage at 42 years old. At least she’s got that right. (If any of this b.s. is true).
She has already been married so she shouldnt wear a traditional wedding dress. I think its tacky for second, third etc weddings to don the big white dress like you have never had sex or a wedding before!
She knows she better lock him in quick before he realizes how needy she is and he bails.
I dont see this one lasting. Even if they get married and have a kid it will run its course in a few short yrs. And Jennifer may want just exactly that. She wants a baby but not out of wedlock or via adoption so she would marry anyone to have a kid then i dont think she would be that bummed if relationship didnt last as long as she got a kid(s) out of it.
I think aniston should marry Huvane.Justin could be the flower boy,(aka-The one who walks in skinny jeans),and chelsea could pull the horse drawn carriage..
I hope she marries this guy and has a baby. I know she is a ditz, but I like her a lot. Jen the Vixen — seduces a too-cool-for-school actor, marries him after a whirlwind romance, and has a baby right away. Not bad.
And I could actually see her going through pregnancy herself. Yes, she is 42 and obviously works to maintain her body, BUT, I also think she is genetically blessed, and since she has been in such great shape for so long, she might be willing to roll the dice and assume she can get her figure back post-baby.
@HorsePoorHanna: lol! 🙂
Yeah, maybe they can have a bigot fiesta for Charity!
Chelsea can pull the carriage (along with a couple of “retards”) and John Mayer can show up and Jen can marvel at “the way his brain works and the way he thinks thoughts.” (Thoughts he used to think, like, “My dick is racist. I sure am glad this Aniston chick has had multiple nose jobs and bleaches her hair, or else she might look Greek and I wouldn’t be able to….oh crap!”)
It’s not too far fetched, Mayer and Chelsea have more in common than being racist, they’re both fame whores and they also both have dicks, but I bet Chelsea’s is bigger 😉
Sounds like a good time!
That would be so great if she were pregnant and got married, fingers crossed, I so hope it finally happens. I agree with her, William would looks handsome no matter if he goes bald.
I could see her having a “commitment ceremony” on the beach in Mexico, but I doubt she wants the big fairy tail wedding again. It’s one thing when you’re younger and it’s your first marriage; or if you eloped the first time. I wish her well.
LOL @ Rita!
@Horse Poor hanna and @Runs with Scissors-You two should be wedding planners,ha ha.
Believe it or not i think that this may be the one! He seems to be able to put up with the press around Jen and I don’t think that he feels in any way intimidated by her money or her fame. I do think that they are moving quickly. Time will tell – it is hard to actually kind of know what is up because they don’t do the whole casual pap picture thing. And just so you guys know Huvane is married already to another man. Jen was at his wedding. And to the above posters – nothing lasts in hollywood – it all comes to an end it is just a matter of how many years they make. I don’t think there is one actor/actress out there that has not been divorced at least once.
@ House Poor hannah and Runs with Scissors. SO funny! Your bit reminds me that she once called her vacation to Cabo as “charity for the Mexican people.” That–along with the “I play dress up for a living; I do it like a retard”–has to be the funniest statements she’s ever made. I can’t believe she’s 42. No wonder reporters ask her questions about Williams’ hair. I’m sure her publicist has put it in her contract that the only thing she can talk about is hair. Anything else, and you get comedy gold. 😮
When People Magazine hints she is getting married or maybe Us weekly I may believe it. Huvane has them on speed dial.Star or Intouch or worse than OK magazine IMO.I doubt a marriage will end the Triangle it will become a Quadrangle.I see Jen and her fiance have only 1 cover story(US weekly weeks ago) only sidebars in the tabloids so the two of them alone don’t sell. So the tabloids have to write Brad is jealous of Justin or Angie is copying Jen’s wedding plans to sell tabloids.
@kira: ha ha, yeah, I agree about the comedy gold,
here’s the quote from Aniston, “”These people survive on us coming down and spending money and coming here to these beautiful places,” added Aniston, who has been showing off her bikini bod while hanging with The Bounty costar, Gerard Butler.
There’s a great pic with the article, of course the not the one where she sticks her a$$ straight up in the air for the while on all fours, but hey… 🙂
http://www.usmagazine.com/healthylifestyle/news/angelina-jolie-jennifer-aniston-travel-for-charity-201092
Yoo-hoo, Jennie-poo: SLOW DOWN, will ya?
If he really is The One, he’ll stick around long enough for you to get to know him better.
You act like you’re in a mad dash to drag this guy down the aisle. Desperation is not attractive.
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hello:I don’t think that he feels in any way intimidated by her money or her fame.
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Neither do I. I think he’s using her fame to push his own career and he can’t wait to get his mitts on her money.
@Runs with Scissors: Thanks for the link; I didn’t know about the rest of that quote.
“These people?” How insulting. Yep, the Mexican peoples’ entire livelihood depends on catering to your suntanning habits and getting you another margarita. So, as you toss a few dollars to your maid at your $9,000 ultra-luxe resort, you can feel good about supporting the Mexican people. Trying to turn your self-centered vacation into PR/charity is just laughable. I bet she even believes her own BS. Narcissism rules in Hollywoodland. 🙂
That mexican charity comment, couldn’t it have been a joke?
I doubt she meant that seriously.
Can’t believe people are actually thinking this will be a long-lasting relationship. Really? Okay.
It was a serious comment. She was NOT joking. I found this:
“Aniston has spent the last few days with celebrity pals soaking up the sunshine in Cabo, which is a favourite holiday destination for the actress. However, Ms Aniston is insisting that the break was actually an act of philanthropy, a charitable act that came to pass after rumoured boyfriend Gerard Butler suggested it…
“He said to me, ’You come to Mexico all the time and Mexico is really hurting right now because of the swine flu and the drug trafficking and all of this sort of stuff,'” she explained. “These people survive on us coming down and spending money and coming here to these beautiful places. It sort of made sense to sort of say ‘Hey, let’s help out Mexico,’” continued Aniston.
In her bid to “help out Mexico” Aniston enlisted A-list pals Courtney Cox and Sheryl Crow to sun themselves in one of the country’s most luxurious places… At the One & Only Palmilla resort, the stars worked hard, sunbathing, gossiping and being photographed by paparazzi, while enjoying 24-hour butler service, the spa and five restaurant and bar options.” Feb, 2010
I wonder if Aniston see her publicists’ attempts to get her press as “charity” for the tabloids? She can spin her famewhoring into charity. Hey, everything she does is charitable!, don’t you know? haha 😉
She can marry whomever she chooses and bear as many children as she chooses, but it was her ex husband that wanted a family and you can best believe if she chooses to do that SHE CAN’T.
@kira & Runs with Scissors thank you for posting that it’s one of the most blatantly narcissistic quotes by a celeb PERIOD
@garvels:”@Horse Poor hanna and @Runs with Scissors-You two should be wedding planners,ha ha.”
ok, wanna help?
I’m thinking we could get Joe Francis to put his pinkie to his mouth like Dr. Evil while Gerard Butler sticks his finger up his ass (like he did to Aniston on the red carpet) and get Terry Richardson to take pics (for the “gag” reel) while Chelsea Handler brays from the carriage… thoughts? Who else should be in the wedding party?
What, have a baby and ruin her figure? Aint gonna happen.
I still maintain that this is the real deal.
I met and married my husband in 8 months. It sounds cliched , but we just knew. And we couldn’t wait to be married to each other. And it’s still like a honeymoon years later.
I believe in this kind of thing.
And I still am certain that I see ” it ” on both of their faces. you can’t hide that look.
I am happy for her. I really am. And he seems ( who knows ) so , kind of , more appropriate than some rock star or pretty boy actor. Not that he’s not handsome , he’s just more masculine and interesting seeming. IMHO
I doubt this rumour but whether they marry or not I wish them happiness.
Great to see another busy JA thread, like her or not she sure draws a lot of attention – people are completely fascinated with her.
Of course she would say that about the Prince and Ed Harris- her man is (fugly and) balding! 😆
As for the marriage rumours- I hope it is all true and I hope they live happily ever after.
And I also REALLY hope that Anistons fan(atics) will stop bashing her ex husband and stop comparing the two men. They are like apples and oranges – no comparison…
If anything this new boyfriend has probably more in common with her ex boyfriend John Mayer.
*crossing fingers* that JA and this guy run off and get married and start a family and that everyone stops lumping these people altogether.
Of course they’ll get married. This guy has been steamrolling Jen from the beginning. He is not going to let her get away and he’s a bit smarter than she is so he’ll probably get what he wants.
As for Jen if she falls for it this quickly then she’s either just desperate at this point or stupid beyond words.
They deserve each other.
Where is all this he is masculine stuff coming from and what is it based on?
It sounds more like an effort to convince someone of that way too hard.
Where is this pretty boy actors can’t be masculine? Again, an effort to convince someone.
Are pretty boy actors always considered not masculine or is it something recent, oh I don’t know like the last 6 years? Funny stuff here.
To be clear to be masculine he must be balding, short, greasy hair, loose neck skinned with skinny jeans, thin ties, too small t-shirts, too little leather jackets, write crappy movie scripts and date an older woman after you leave your not wife of 14 years?
Yep, I think that about sums up what we can gather. I got it now. I have been convinced. Good thing I like the pretty boy type. I gladly leave you your favorite, the other masculine type.
wake up people! huvane had the radio interviewer ask that specific question about balding and related it to prince william so it wouldnt be too obvious (after all- she was in london). they read the blogs. that is her way to defend the balding ridicule justin has gotten on the internet. dont you see the connection? this is all obviously for pr. it is a fake relationship to sell their movie and prolong her fading career. poor justin- i dont think he knew what he was signing up for. oh well- he has to now finish his contract obligations….and btw- huvane totally planted this rumor to the rags. just like he did with the whole “mexican baby” ordeal during her jgwi promo tour. he does it to get ger attention and for her to have something to talk about.
@CHRISTIAN_GIRL #60: LOL! Great comment, well said 😀 .
Masculine , to me, is not being tooled around by your creepy heroin/ meth/ coke/booze fueled girlfriend and her entourage of adoptions.
Masculine, to me, is being who you are, owning it, even if it means you are under the radar as far as the press goes. Being masculine means having the chutzpah to fall in love, marry , and be content.
Being masculine means not being strayed by creepy drug riddled va jay jay just because it brings the freak.
I bet that got old…real fast.
She wants to lock him down before he changes his mind. He’ll likely get spooked because it’s all happening so fast. He just broke off a 14 year relationship!
@ Cheyenne, she moved Brad in right after their first date, so being desperate & moving fast is how she rolls.
@ Runs with scissors, you forgot John Mayer as the wedding singer & Coco Arquette as flower girl. Oh, and just for kicks, lets invite David Arquette to be the minister, because supposedly he’s dating Joe Francis’ ex!
Is it just me, or is she beginning to turn into an older version of Jessica Simpson?
Rudypatudie, where in the world do you get such nonsense from? You know nothing about drug users if you think she is one.
Theroux comes across as a whining poseur. Whatever he “owned” he sure as hell didn’t waste any time selling it for a chance at the big time.
Jen, babe, get that prenup as ironclad as you can. No matter how desperately you want a husband.
Well, that settles it. All that from a guy who has not said word one about this business to let us know what he feels or thinks or that he is owning anything.
I get it. Masculine men don’t declare their love for a woman and their children faults and all. It is quite easy to please some with this new form of masculinity.
Then, I still take the pretty boy sticking by me thru thick and thin and in your face about it. I think some like me, might find that masculine and sexy as heck. So don’t let me stop you. I believe there is more your type than mine readily available or not (we won’t let a 14 yr relationship stand in the way). Lovely.
Runs with Scissors**When do we start!
@rudypatudie
That was such a great comment.
Google Cambodia and heroin and see what you find.
This is what I found:
http://www.camnet.com.kh/cambodia.daily/selected_features/heroin.htm
It is actually cheaper to be a heroin addict in Cambodia than in Europe or the US. It is also high grade heroin available there.
I quote from the srticle:
“John, a 30-year old recovering drug addict from England, can see why people who use drugs are drawn to Boeng Kak. “This place is a junkie’s paradise,” he said. “If I was at home, scoring heroin would be a huge hassle. Here, you can just send a moto off to get it for you.
“And the chances of getting into trouble with the police are minimal,” he added.
Don’t be naive, JP fanatics.
Good for them!. Can’t wait to see if it’s true and if they do how they go about it. Would be grad to already know how the whole amazing wedding turns out. Like who will be on the guest list ect… At everyone saying it won’t last well you don’t know maybe they will and maybe they won’t who knows. Even if for some reason in the long run they drift apart and it turns out that justin isn’t the right guy for her oh well i’m sure she won’t have trouble finding someone new. I’m sure in the end she will find her prince charming if she hasn’t already.. Hope it is justin don’t mind him at all. I think its a step up from brad especially from how he looks now a days.. And you would think jp fans would have something original and different to say than “it won’t last” isn’t that what they been hearing for years Lol kind of ironic isn’t it that they just recycle the same lines they hate..
We can’t predict how long this will last and how Justin will dump Jen.
They haven’t even had an interview about each other, no video of them interacting, only pics.
We don’t even know who Justin really is and what he looks for in a partner.
I wish them the best and hope that they will be happy together and move on to the next chapter of their lives.
I also agree with @Love Angie, Justin SEEMS different from Jen’s previous guys. More “special”
@ anonymous#69: So because Angelina is interested in Cambodia and its people, that makes her a junkie?
I won’t even start on how ridiculous that analogy is. But if you want to play that game, google drugs traffic and Mexico and see what you come up with.
@ HorsePoorHanna:
I think aniston should marry Huvane.Justin could be the flower boy,(aka-The one who walks in skinny jeans),and chelsea could pull the horse drawn carriage…
ROTFL!
P.S.: But I think Handler would still need plastic surgery to look as good as a horse.
I’m rooting for her to live happily ever after. I’m also rooting for her to stop making Rom-coms.. but that’s a diff topic.
PS I really like her hair
@Anonymous #69
I salute you, oh anonymous researcher. Please google some more data to analyze and enlighten us with.
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@Karma #61
I was teasing. I simply enjoy how the journalists tiptoe around the issue: so, you’re boyfriend is balding, whatcha gonna do about that – after all, she *pampers him with facials* and she’s the look-obsessed hair lady of the tabloid world.
I agree that some bald guys totally own it, Bruce Willis comes to mind.
Personally I find JT rather unappealing (short legs in skinny jeans, the whole aging hipster thing) but de gustibus non est disputandum.
Hopefully they get married (secretely but with a tabloid coverage nonetheless) and go away for a long time to make babies or write a movie script to rebrand JA as a *serious actress.* I’d totally enjoy that. [chuckles]
@Lucky Charm, yes to David Arquette!
Horse-Poor Hanna, I say, we keep the wedding planning going for as long as Huvane keeps up the game (translation: through every hyped up “romance” and “dumping” until Aniston finally ends up marrying the GERBILS of DOOM which seems the logical conclusion to this whole saga) 🙂
Just wondering, if JT was in a 14 year relationship, maybe he just doesn’t believe in marriage. How would her fans react if they didn’t get married but remained in a relationship for 14/15 years them he ran off with a new sugarmama? Would they be just as supportive & understanding because “it didn’t count, they weren’t married”? Methinks the answer would be a great big NO.
@ Horsepoor Hanna… lol that was perfect lol
pitt and jolie have been together for so long, aren’t they considered common law husband and wife. so why can’t JA be allowed to do the same? why is everyone rushing them down the aisle. and JA isn’t as stupid as everyone wants to make her out to be, because the studio offered her 30 million to a horriblt bosses part two.
I’ve also heard that a fairy prince offered her a golden carriage for a lock of her hair!
i know she will make a good house wife but will Justin make a good husband too??? anyway am happy for her. may be she is a haste cos she is afraid Jolie may call her wedx with brat(becos of his affair with that mysterious woman) off and rush for Justin as he is to work with Jolie in one of her new films.
Missy, put down those tabloids and never read one again. I promise you, they will rot your brains.
Justin working with Jolie, When and on what. She is not working and Brad is not having an affair, but I know you read it and saw the picture.
Help yourself if no one else will. I don’t know if Jen is afraid of Jolie, but her fans sure are.
That is because Jolie is scary. Is that why you like her?
@ChristianGirl: “…I don’t know if Jen is afraid of Jolie, but her fans sure are.”
@Anonymous: “that is because Jolie is scary. Is that why you like her?”
That’s why I like her, partly, at least. The fear she strikes into the hearts of insecure women is truly fascinating. The fact that she couldn’t care less is just icing on the Jolie cake.
I don’t get it. The Brange fans are constantly putting Aniston down. They can’t even let her have her own relationship without analyzing it and going batshit insane trying to convince everyone that Justin isn’t hot, blah blah blah. What do you care? Pitt is with Jolie, and Jolie is the be all, end all, right? They’re the most talented and beautiful actors in the world, right? So why is the ex, who you all claim is ugly, untalented and useless, of such interest to you that you can’t even be glad that she bagged herself a new guy? Is it such a big deal? Your dreams are coming true. The tabloids are now less and less likely to link Jen and Brad together anymore. So why can’t you leave it alone? I’m NOT an Aniston-rom-com fan of any stretch. But this seems like a good thing for her. Let her be.
That is what I figured. I wouldn’t be so presumptuous though as to assume it is insecurity that causes the fear. Everyone should fear narcissism because of the havoc it wreaks on society. When someone not only dosn’t recognize a narcissistic personality disorder but champions it, I think you would be wiser to presume collusion or naivete. But you are best off not presuming anything at all, for your own safety.
@”Anonymous” (coward, lol):
Thanks for the attempted lecture, lol, but THIS is narcissistic personality disorder:
(maybe you should look into it, you know, for your own safety 😉 :
http://www.usmagazine.com/healthylifestyle/news/angelina-jolie-jennifer-aniston-travel-for-charity-201092
“Aniston has spent the last few days with celebrity pals soaking up the sunshine in Cabo, which is a favourite holiday destination for the actress. However, Ms Aniston is insisting that the break was actually an act of philanthropy, a charitable act that came to pass after rumoured boyfriend Gerard Butler suggested it…
“He said to me, ’You come to Mexico all the time and Mexico is really hurting right now because of the swine flu and the drug trafficking and all of this sort of stuff,’” she explained. “These people survive on us coming down and spending money and coming here to these beautiful places. It sort of made sense to sort of say ‘Hey, let’s help out Mexico,’” continued Aniston.
In her bid to “help out Mexico” Aniston enlisted A-list pals Courtney Cox and Sheryl Crow to sun themselves in one of the country’s most luxurious places… At the One & Only Palmilla resort, the stars worked hard, sunbathing, gossiping and being photographed by paparazzi, while enjoying 24-hour butler service, the spa and five restaurant and bar options.” Feb, 2010
@Bugsy really?every time Jen has found “the one” they have linked them with Brad and Angie. Tabloid headlines-” Brad is Jealous of John Mayer because he is younger”. “Angie wants to work with Justin” I guess @Missy believes the BS an Intouch Weekly.”Bradley Cooper is the improved Brad 2.0″ They will be linked to Brad and Angie more such as the Jen wants to beat Brad and Angie to the alter BS. I don’t believe this tabloid story but whether its true or not I’m tired of her being linked to them.I’m sure she is tired of it to.
”These people survive on us coming down and spending money and coming here to these beautiful places,” added Aniston, who has been showing off her bikini bod while hanging with The Bounty costar, Gerard Butler.”
And her fans have the hide to criticise Angelina for doing the LV shoot in Cambodia…..
“Masculine , to me, is not being tooled around by your creepy heroin/ meth/ coke/booze fueled girlfriend”
You’re talking about Aniston there aren’t you, Rudypatudie? After all, she’s the pot-head alcho who hangs with Chelsea. She the dirty creepy slut.
This thread proves, by posters such as RudyPatudie and Anonymous that even if Aniston the homewrecker and Justin do get married, she will forever be linked with Brad and Angelina because its her FANS that can’t stop bringing up Angelina and smearing her. THEY are the ones who will never let the triangle go. They are still bringing up Angelina now, on this thread! Case closed. The loonifers are nuts and are obsessed and fascinated with Angelina, more than they are with Aniston.
Is @missy for real??
I can’t stop laughing re-reading and laughing some more.
Bwwwaaaaahhhaahaha!!!
@laughternrain if you weren’t favoring a side & if you looked closer & stood by your statement you would see that alot of the people on here are jp fans. You can tell by there hate . Most of it is jp fans bringing up jolie and pitt on here consistently.
My guess is mostly because they have nothing better to do. I’d go on to all of Jen’s stories too if i were a fan of such a boring has been couple. they never really have any good stories to go by now a days .
I understand how boring it must be. But if you don’t like jen you should stop coming on to all her stories. Everything you say is just negative, opinionated, and made up anyway . That i don’t think anyone really takes you guys seriously outside of your own group.
In the end your more addicted to aniston than jen fans are Lol. You give more time and energy to aniston than you do to jolie and pitt…. Lol pretty pathetic.
@ChristianGirl: “…I don’t know if Jen is afraid of Jolie, but her fans sure are.”
@Anonymous: “that is because Jolie is scary. Is that why you like her?”
Lol i don’t know anyone who’s afraid of Jolie most of all i’m thinking not jen’s fans haha!. She’s more of a joke now a days really! with her has been career, and messed up looking old husband. That really needs to shave, cut his hair, and stop doing highlights that’s
embarrassing for his age seriously!.
And if anyone really is afraid of Jolie it might be because she’s starting to look more and more like a ( horse ) everyday. She alway’s had those massive horse lips but now she has that wild messy straight hair coming down her head. Not to mention that hugh horse poping vain coming out of her forehead.
Wow, you have to love some of these fans. Complaining about the “haters” for criticizing poor, poor Jennifer Aniston, AND calling Jolie a “horse” with a “hugh horse poping vain” all in one breath. The hypocrisy is stunning. Someone is coming unglued. 😮
Look who’s talking ‘Anonymous’. You show up and start attacking Angelina. Why don’t YOU stop commenting on Angelina and Brad articles since all YOU spread is negativity, lies, jealousy, personal envy, hatred and bitterness. Then again, look at the piece of trash you support. NO wonder you need to comment on Angelina/Brad threads. The only thing Aniston has going for her is her revolving legs and hired giggolos. Your childish need to comment on people’s personal appearance says all there is to say about you and your ilk. Then again, if Angelina’s mother said she was ugly like Aniston’s did, I guess I’d feel the same way as you. But as we all know, women like Aniston because she is no threat to them appearance wise…..
Anonymous, It stands to reason that you would take this posture of putting down Pitt and Jolie for the very reason I stated. I’m glad you were here to prove me right.
And absolutely the fact that she has here haters running scared is what I LOVE about her. And guess what she does not care and neither do I.
@kira @jana @ Christian_Girl
I’m only showing exactly what your doing the error of your ways. Everything you just said in fact apply’s to yourself’s look at all your hate for someone you don’t even know.
This side/ story has nothing to do with you with your obsession with Jolie and pitt yet your always here for something that jen Jolie and pitt already ended so long ago yet you can’t.
Yet you hate when people go over there and say negative things on them. Yet you do it all the time on here and you can tell its almost all of you by the same names same hate on a weekly basis and based by almost everything on this thread.
So what do you expect from people based your own actions.
I’m only acting as childish and pathetic as you
With one difference I do it for fun. I love your reactions all shocked by someone talking shit and hating on jp.
When you yourself’s do it all the time to jen on this site. Well let me just tell you something you do dominant on this site but only in this site. Perhaps its why you like it so much, very perez like indeed filled with hate by random people.
Your only winning here, Jens fan base is hugh and it definitely isn’t here i can tell while there are defenders of her, here and there. Some new ones, some old ones, i can tell alot do leave the site, so the numbers are against them.
And yet its funny with the few jen support that are on here from time to time. its enough to give you a good run for your money, to out smart you and give you a good fight / argument. 🙂 I find that quite funny.
I want you to know that i think you truly believe the things you say about jen. And i want you to know i truly meant everything i said. You think jolie and pitt are the exception that there flawless lol far from it there not its really easy to pick on them as it is for you guys to pick on any other celebrity.
They have just as much flaws these days as anyone else. Career wise, physical wise, talent wise, do they even make any good movies anymore, i can’t even remember what’s the last thing i saw on them that was really any good.
In the end, i dont care for the argument this is just a past time for me when i’m bored. And i was just giving you some facts and some insight on what’s been going on based on your own actions.
And by the way i don’t think or know anyone who’s really intimidated by Jolie. As you so keep saying, not to take anything away from her but if there is it’s perhaps maybe women of a certain age or perhaps maybe your self’s. Which probably explains alot, as that old line goes “if you can’t beat them join them”…..
@ “I’m only showing exactly what your doing the error of your ways. Everything you just said in fact apply’s to yourself’s look at all your hate for someone you don’t even know.”
Try again. Very few people have said anything that over-the-top against Aniston. I pull quotes and articles to base my points on. On the other hand, you’re the ONE who said “great comment” to the person who called Jolie a “creepy heroin/ meth/ coke/booze fueled girlfriend with her entourage of adoptions.”
So hypocritical. Then you insinuated that Jolie may be a heroin addict because she goes to Cambodia! Talk about far-out. Save your breath–I don’t buy your explanation. I think you’re serious, or maybe trolling. Either way, whatever…
@kara
“Try again. Very few people have said anything that over-the-top against Aniston”
Lol are you Serious!….. Or are you that far down your hole of denial
Based on everything i’ve seen just in these last couple of months. You guys have said and called Jen and her boyfriend justin way worse. This is child’s play compared to what’s been thrown out from your side.
And now you act as if your saints. And you try and justify it. I can understand that maybe you “kara” and maybe some others on your side may pull quotes and articles to base your points on
But that it self is 10 in 100. Most of it is exactly what i just said, so if someone does the same to you, you get offended and you act as if your side has never done the same LOL come on! Give me a break .. Such B.S! Not even worth the time enough said.
Also as far as this
“On the other hand, you’re the ONE who said “great comment” to the person who called Jolie a “creepy heroin/ meth/ coke/booze fueled girlfriend with her entourage of adoptions.” So hypocritical. Then you insinuated that Jolie may be a heroin addict because she goes to Cambodia!”
Wrong again team Jolie aka “kara” …. that wasn’t me who wrote that. I can see why you would try and pin that on me since you don’t have much of a defense.
And FYI I don’t care for you to buy anything i didn’t except for you to. And i’m not a troll lol. This is not the first time someone called me this on here. I don’t think you people even know what a troll quite is. You people call anyone a troll who act’s like you, its kind of stupid.
In the end whatever with your whatever…..
Anonymous, Angelina and Brad have put up with smears, lies and abuse from ‘team aniston’ for 7 years, and now, we only JUST start giving it back, you cry? Well, sometimes you have to get down in the sewer to catch a rat and after 7 years of dispicable and immoral bs from ‘team aniston’ we start acting like them to beat you guys at your own game. If you don’t like the rules, don’t be the first to start the game. Team Aniston started this, and WE will finish it. Turnabout is fair play. And we are only just getting warmed up. Its ABOUT TIME your side copped your own antics back. Your lies, your smears, immature retorts, hate and malicious posts…. Yet you can’t take your own medicine back. Never, *never* in Hollywood history has a family been so smeared and witch-hunted as this family. Aniston is yet to receive .000002% of the attacks that FF Team Aniston and co have dished out. Its time for you to have that mirror shone back in your face. Your side truly believe Aniston is this flawless second coming of the goddess who can do no wrong, even to the extent that you will twist the rules of morality to excuse anything she does. Yet anything Angelina does is bad. Well, ENOUGH. The bullying and sickening abuse of Angelina and her children has gone on long enough and its time for ‘team aniston’ to have their medicine, have a mirror shone into their evil faces and to be vanquished once and for all. Your side started this. Unless your side apologizes and retracts their lies, abuse and harassment, then its OUR side that will end it. If you can’t deal with justice prevailing and retaliation, then you shouldn’t have started it in the first place then should you.
@Anonymous.
Now, you’re saying there are 2 “anonymous” posters on 1 thread? Coincidentally, you are BOTH posting similar comments? Riiight== whatever you say==major eyeroll.
I also noticed that you have the same grammatical errors as other posters. You have this habit of misspelling the same words, and saying yourself’s–just like Wings did on another thread. So, you are more than likely also posting under different names, too. You do realize that should get you banned?
And, what are you trying to prove again? Either way, it’s a fail.