Over the past week, I’ve been seeing stuff about Linnocent and how she has been kicking it old-school with the Hilton sisters, like it’s 2006 all over again. Apparently, Linnocent and Paris are BFFs once again. Let’s see… a crackhead drama queen and worthless famewhore moron. Match made in heaven! I’m not even going to pretend that one of them is better than the other. They are completely equal, in my mind. Anyway, we don’t have any of the new photos, but you can see some of the photo sets here and here.
So, what do Linnocent and Paris do while they hang out? Drink mint tea with their book club? Of course not. They go out and they get wasted. Guess which firecrotch still can’t hold her liquor and falls down as soon as she’s forced to stand up?
Lindsay Lohan seems to have become a non-stop party animal. For the third day in a row, the troubled starlet partied down in Malibu with her new BFF (and former enemy) Paris Hilton.
Saturday night’s bash became Sunday morning’s, and Lindsay didn’t leave until 4 AM!
Lindsay very definitely didn’t want to be seen when she left Paris’ rented beach pad.
She pulled her hoodie up over her head, and when she got into the passenger seat of the car driving her home, she completely bent over in an effort to obscure her face.Lindsay is still on probation for her theft and DUI convictions and has no prohibitions against partying, but it was only 10 days ago that Judge Stephanie Sautner warned her to “go back to community service and your life will be in order.”
The no-nonsense justice added that she’ll accept “no excuses” from Lindsay for not completing her counseling and community service requirements within the required time.
“No excuses” would probably include partying like a rock star.
[From Radar]
Of course that isn’t the end of the story – Linnocent had to tweet her crack denial on Twitter, of course. Guess what?! IT’S NOT HER FAULT. I know, shocking. Bitch fell down because she was blinded. And because she was pushed. And because she tripped!
[From Linnocent’s Twitter]
I wish her brain wasn’t fried from years of drug and alcohol abuse so she could come up with some original crack denials.
By the way, is anyone wondering why Paris and Linnocent buried the hatchet? No? Too bad. A source tells E! News, “Paris has known Lindsay since she was 15 years old. The girls have had their falling-outs in the past, but they’ve put that all behind them. They feel that life is short and they’re adults and have been friends way too long to let go.” Of course, the source also didn’t see Linnocent drink anything, so God knows.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
They are both single and lonely and messed up. It makes cosmic sense that they would again gravitate towards each other.
Maybe Paris or Nicky will tell her to stop with the lip injections. She needs a good friend to tell her that.
Makes sense, they have no one else.
What’s better than one crackhead famewhore? A coked-up famewhore pal….two for the price of one!
I don’t like Paris, but looks like even she would have better standards in friends than Lindsay. If you want to be seen as an adult / business person….hanging out with a drugged up, has been is not the way to go.
The wax Lindsey looks more alive and healthy than the real thing.
Read: “Paris and Lindsay both know their individual fifteen minutes are almost up, but together they can get another five minutes of relevancy.”
For all the money she has, Paris Hilton has the absolute worst style of any heiress ever – seriously, it’s like she picks out old Barbie fashions without any creativity
THAT’S HOT!
How long before Brooke Mueller and Lindsay become friends?
Friends again?! Well this proves Paris will do ANYTHING to try to get the ratings up on that god awful show of hers. I am sure she is angling to get Lindsey on.
@Jen…that’s the axis of delusion right there.
Is that Paris’ lame attempt at becoming relevant again?
Good Luck!
I bet she doesn’t let the cracktails stop her from driving…
… and that Tweet wasn’t written by Linnocent. Anyone remember her adequite spelling skills?
first time wax looks better than the real people. paris hilton dresses like a my little pony. why would you have all that money and insist on shopping for 3T hello kitty clothes? 31 is too old to dress like the slumber party slut.
lindsey, gurl, you better rub some chapstick under those nostrils if youre out on the town again with paris.
In the famwhore top list in this moment Paris is less relevant than Lindsay, that’s a pr move.
I’m with Mia Girl. No way she’s hanging out with Linnocent unless there’s something in it for her. And I can absolutely see Paris trying to cajole her (lots of free alcohol/drugs) into going onto her show.
I said this the other day I am gonna say it again. Lindsay and Paris making up is because Paris wants to use Lilo for relevancy, and attention while Lilo wants to use Paris for free drinks?
Hell, I bet Paris is hoping that Lilo the crack-ho steals from her so she can milk it for all the attention she can get. This will blow up on Lilo, watch. In some of the pics you can see that Paris and Nicky are both holding back letting Lilo get wasted so they look responsible next to her, when they get ready they’ll tear her apart. And Lilo is stupid enough to let it happen.
As cracked out as Lohan is… she still manages to get the cover of magazines and her picture all over the blogs.
Even though it is coverage of her cracked out antics.
When was the last time Paris made the cover of any U.S. magazine.
Seriously. A couple years?
Paris will do what ever she has to do to get back on the cover of any U.S. magazine. Even if that means having to suck up to Lohan to have it happen.
And we all know that Paris and Nicky talked sh*t about Lohan behind her back all weekend. But they are not above using her for their purposes.
At least Paris usually looks clean. I say Paris is setting her up for a big time fall. Paris will claim Lindsay stole something from her house. Lindsay will suffer as a result of this “friendship.” Crackie is as Crackie does.
Lindsay IS better than Paris. Her fans can still enjoy her awesome previous work until she gets her life back on track and her legal troubles taken care of.
I don’t blame her for partying like it is 06 again after all she has endured since last year.
@skilo
Paris is on probation until September 20th and has a 1 year suspended hanging over her until then.
Gross…Brandon Davis is in the Radar photos.
@Innocent – All she endured!? Lindsay has all this shit happening because of her own choices in life. No one has ever pointed a gun at her head and forced her to do any of these things. She did them of her own free will. If she was truly trying to get sober and trying to get back into acting, she’d drop all the sycophants, stop with the drugs, and actually be trying to complete her community service. But Lindsay hasn’t.
Anywho, I agree that Paris is setting up Lindsay to take a fall, while also milking as much publicity from this as she can. Of course, Lindsay is too stupid to realize this. She just thinks she’s popular and everyone in the world would want to hang out with her.
I think I’ve finally figured out why St. Linnocent, the former ballerina, can’t stay upright even when “sober.” It’s because, GRAVITY IS THE LAW! And we all know how Ms. Lohan, and the law get along.
Love how she immediately hops onto Twitter with her tried and true excuses and denials about why she fell. Who cares? I fell on the weekend, and I didn’t Twitter about it.
Dear LAPD, In honor of my upcoming bornday (8/5), please, please, pretty please, arrest these two oxygen thieves for something that will land them in jail. Prostituting caught on camera, preferably with haggling over the price, just for shits & giggles. Thx much!
Totally with you all who think Paris is using Lindsay. Partying with Lindsay is guaranteed to get her in the tabloids and she thinks that will get her relevant again.
She was probably bent over vomiting in that SUV picture. Ugh. Gross famewhores.
Is that wax figure on the left Lindsey L? did she ever look like that?
Confused.
@guilty pleasures
Yes she did. An example would be around 06 when LL, Britney and Paris were all partying together.
It amazes me how the papps “push & trip” Blohan and not anyone else. Persecution complex much?
@ Miss Diagnosed – Wonderful summation! Blohan & the law do NOT mix.
@ Dina (I mean Innocent) – Please stop. Put down the crack-ade and step away from the mirror-topped table. No more Shots of Delusion for you. I am almost sorry for you, thinking that after almost 8 years of drunken/druggie cracknanigans you think she will “get her life back on track.” Seriously, put down the crack-ade and step away from that mirrored table. PLEASE.
For the tailgaters – Cracktinis all around!!!
Lindsay, for God sake, delete your Twitter, dye your hair red, and go home and read a script or two.
where’s charles manson when you need him?
Great. Now I feel a twinge of pity for that stupid crackwhore. I agree, those irrelevant fame whores are using her for publicity. I wish all three would disappear and take the Kardashians with them.
Paris is just getting tips on how to better craft her cRACk game since she was bested by her friend Kim Cakes in the “sex tape” game by getting p’ssed on and has fallen a bit short in the relevence dept.
A scandal is now being manufactured…
@ CallieTrichid # 7:
So true, so true.
Although it’s more PH final moments of fame instead of Lindsay’s, who for some reason will remain interesting for the time being, because she is still trying to revive her career.
Nobody is interested in this fake person who is famous for doing nothing.
How many minutes left?
Four, three, two……..
Oh @ Innocent…ahem Dina, guessing ur happy Linnocent is partying like 2006 again so that the life insurance chq will be urs when she either OD’s or her organ’s fail sooner rather than later…
@ Innocent, ur a sick sick lady and a despicable excuse for a human being
Lohan is obviously back on the sauce, or else she wouldn’t subject herself to hanging out with Hilton and Davis after that humiliating “Firecrotch” diatribe.
Mornin ‘Cracktini Ladies’ of the round table. (the guilty know who they are)
That top pic is an O L D one, as Blohan hasn’t looked that ‘fresh’ in YEARS.
Why is it that the paps only ‘push’ or ‘trip’ Blohan, yet no one else? Odd!
Love the theories about Parasite ‘setting up’ Blohan for an eventual ‘fall’. Loves it! Can’t wait to see it all play out.
It’s impossible to decide the biggest loser. It’s a tie.
Hollywood’s whirlpool of refuse. When will it suck in the Kardashians?
@brin- axis or nexus?….Cheer all!!!
@Ruby Red Lips
For the last time i am not Dina just a Lindsay fan that thinks the articles on here are funny.
Here’s my twitter – http://www.twitter.com/FREE_LL
Paris just wants some of the attention Lindsay Lohans been getting (for god only knows what reason). Either way neither of them will ever be relevant.
@Innocent- I perused your Twitter page, and if you aren’t Dina, perhaps you should look into getting some psychological help like your IDOL. You’ve got some problems, kiddo.
@Innocent…as a mother I am continually shocked at your lack of parenting skills. You are the definition of an enabler. Still…after all that has happened you still think it was not of her own doing. You go so far as to “understand” that she needs to party, not even getting it that, that is what started her downward spiral to begin with.
Q: How can you tell the difference between the wax Blohan and the real one?
A: The wax figure is still standing up.
They can’t get any attention on their own anymore, but if they combine forces they can squeeze out some more media attention for their shenanigans
@ Ruby Red – Yeah, we had a big ole convo about that life insurance check on the previous Blohan thread…it was EPIC.
@ Innocent (Dina) – I’m not a twitiot, so I’ll rely on the sound judgement of those who choose to click on your page and comment. Again I say: put down the crack-ade; step away from the mirrored table; drop the rolled up dollar bill.
@ wunderkindt – Too funny! 😀 Also, the wax figure has more natural colour.
Someone pass me a Cracktini and some of Seal Team’s crackotti – I’m thirsty!
Maybe they share the same dealer?
Oh, I’ve been busy, and just saw this!
Who has the Cracktinis?! I’m opening the new crackscotti I got at Trader Joe’s. Who wants some?
@ Seal Team – I just whipped up a batch. I’ll give you one if you’ll share the crackscotti! 😉
I’ll have a crackscotti, I love those, especially from Trader Joe’s and yeah, Innocent, of course, it’s not her fault, it’s never her fault, the fault belongs to everyone else around her. That’s called denial dear.
@ boo – And have a Cracktini as well. They’re delish with the crackscotti! Just the right touch of substance(s) with the crunch! 😉
*giggle* *snort* rotfl
A Twitter page with no identifying personal info paired with a free Blogger count of the same status is proof you aren’t Dina??
Wow … that shows such technology incompetency, I’m shocked that you can manage to post on either website, let alone this one.
Could someone pass ME a cracktini to help me regain some composure?
*nurses sore abs from laughing so hard*
Paris is using her. Period. Her stupid show is failing and she’s hoping that hanging with Lindsay will give her some press and boost viewership on her reality show.
Paris is not (too) dumb. Everyone played right into her scheme and this story is everywhere.
Yum! These crackscottis are delicious! I just bit into a nougatty piece of black tar heroin.
GIVE ME A CRACKTINI, I’M SEAL TEAM 6!!!
Oh Innocent, Innocent, Innocent. You need some therapy.
*passes Cracktinis to Leigh & Seal Team* ENJOY!
@ Innocent (Dina) – Please address mine & Madisyn’s question of how St. Linnocent “The Persecuted” Blohan is paying Shawn Chapman Holley for her representation. (con’t from last thread)
@ Bellaluna, there was indeed and if I remember correctly it was ur original suggestion 🙂 Very sad but most likely true
@ Innocent, I don’t really feel like viewing ur twitter, the name sounds crazy enough & after reading @ Miss Diagnosed review, sounds like even if ur not the Dina, u may need a little help! Still since when did a twitter account be proof of identity anyhows ?!?!? SO still not convinced ur not Dina…
*Raising a cracktini to all the ladies*
And, Dina? I can make up a twitter page that looks like I’m Queen Elizabeth.
*raises Cracktini* Salud, ladies!
now its paris who needs lindsays spotlight
@Ruby Red Lips- Yeah, don’t bother going on Dina’s Twitter. It’s just a bunch of nonsense lashing out at Judge Revel and following people who are incarcerated “unjustly.” I swear it’s like she’s some chick who sends marriage proposals to serial killers. She’s even on there weeping about the loss of Amy. I could punch her, I really could.
@bellaluna- I really doubt you’ll get an answer as to how St. Linnocent, the Persecuted & the Prosecuted, is paying for anything, from Mamma Denial. But it is fun to poke her isn’t it, and just listen to the same old spiel come out of her mouth. Lie, deny, everything is cherry pie. Oh, wait. That’s crack. Ancient Lohan secret!
Two girls wanting to get their 2005 lives back. No surprise they’re besties now.
I love when she uses the paparazzi excuse for constantly falling…even though it doesn’t happen to anyone else.
Paris is totally using her. They’re both so pathetic, it’s hilarious. Everyone who hangs out with Paris usually ends up arrested or in rehab within a few weeks, so Blohan’s return to court should be coming soon…
BTW, Blohan hasn’t endured anything. People who have cancer, or lose their home to a tornado, or lose their job that supports their family, etc, those people have endured. This is a spoiled, selfish, lousy human being who simply had to face (minor) consequences of her illegal actions.
Paris is using Lindsay to get back into the spotlight.
@ Miss Diagnosed
Who is ‘Amy’?
@the original bellaluna
How can i answer the question when i don’t know as i am just a Lindsay fan.
She has 3 of the best law firms and their attorneys in LA representing her.
McPherson & Rane – Civil Suit
Tarlow & Berk – Stalker restraining order
Shawn Holley – Criminal defense
@Leigh
The twitter page says my name
@Miss Diagnosed
I don’t see any problem with mourning the loss of such a uniquely talented individual like Amy Winehouse who i am/was a fan of.
I think Paris is using Lindsay to bring more drama to her and get her on her show. I also think she has a vindictive side and thats all little Linnocent needs. This is a trainwreck derailing quickly. Sad.
@Innocent – do u not see that there is something wrong with now delusionally supporting Linnocent, once a promising actor with fresh looks and I admit was once a decent icon (many eons ago now) who now has ruined her looks, not to mention the state of her brain and internal organs, has abused drugs, alcohol, more than likely is now prostituting herself out to keep her in her lifestyle, is proven to be a danger to others I.e. Her DUI, has been proven to have stolen is a compulsive / Pathological liar….the list goes on
Why do u insist on thinking she is Innocent and just a victim? I think it says an awful lot more about u and your possible instability….in laymans terms…you are a nut job! (Dina or no Dina)
@Madisyn- Amy is Amy Winehouse.
@Innocent- So you’re an Amy Winehouse fan, huh? Wow! I find that really hard to believe. Anyone who has seen what Amy went through would NOT be enabling St. Linnocent in such a way as you do. They would be wanting Lindsay to get her act together and not wanting her to be the next to die. Instead you, and may I quote you? say such things as, “I don’t blame her for partying like it’s 06 again, after all she has endured since last year.”
Wow! Just wow! So, party it up because that’s how you should deal with your problems St. Linnocent! Amy dealt with her problems with drugs and alcohol, and look where she ended up. But, with Lindsay it’s okay, right? ‘Cause she’s special? Nothin’s gonna happen, ’cause nothin’ ever does with her, right? She never pays any consequences ever, right? Wrong! One of these days she will pay the ultimate price and how will your enabling a$$ feel then? You’re pathetic. Hope you sleep well at night, but you probably do, on a mattress of pilfered money from your daughters bank account and a pillow made from her Life Insurance Policy and Will, with her name signed in blood.
***Cracktini please, with a little crushed rock on the rim***
@the original Bella, I think @ruby red has a good idea about how she pays those legal fees…
“more than likely is now prostituting herself out to keep her in her lifestyle.”
@ Miss Diagnosed, DUH! I just had a brain fart, sorry.
To all those who think Parasite is trying to get Blohan on her ‘reality’ show, I doubt that highly. I would assume as it is airing now, the filming has been long over. Since the ratings were in the crapper, I can’t imagine them doing a season 2.
@Innocent
I could name myself Madonna, Gaga or TommyGirl on Twitter, but it wouldn’t make it true. Thanks for demonstrating my point though
Slainte!
Anyone up for a refill *hic*
@ Morticians – Oh, I’m certain she’s doing the literal ho stroll. *hands you a cracktini* I’m also certain that’s why she’s so desperate to go to St. Tropez – all those high $ customers, plus free booze & drugs. (I did the crackmetic a couple posts ago…I’ll have to find it for you.) What I can’t figure is who would pay her? Consider me boggled.
@ Leigh – *refills glass* 🙂
Well, Innocent, how do you know what you know then? Seriously, if I partied like a Blohan because of all that I’ve been through the past year, I’d be dead. (Injured @ work; surgery for injury; both hubs & I lost our jobs; cashed out 401K to survive; moved over 600 miles from everything & everyone I’ve ever known to a place I know hubs & my kid…I could go on, but I won’t. And I’m still lucky – I haven’t had to survive flooding, a tornado, a hurricane, a major illness or death in my family.)
@ Innocent please do us all a favor and STFU…I am exhausted with u and Linnocent. Do us all a favor and close that twitter account. Smush!
Why I don’t get is how Lohan still WANTS to party/go clubbing every night. Maybe I’m prematurely an old-fogie but I was sick of that scene about a month after my 21st birthday. It makes me think that Hollywood kids like her and Paris and whoever are so uninteresting that getting drunk in a club is the only fun they know how to have.
But maybe we’re all wrong and Lohan and Hilton really do drink mint tea and discuss the human condition. 😐
@ Quest – *hands you a cracktini* Drink this dear, it’ll help.
@ Meadowlark – Nope, not just you. I think people who start partying in their teens (and I’m just talking about me, here) are pretty much partied-out by the time they turn 21 (or shortly thereafter). It gets old fast, quick, and in a hurry.
@ bellaluna
Wasn’t she supposed to go to St. Tropez last Thursday. I have to wonder, if her johns over there have figured the little twit out. She’ll take their free plane ride, first class, of course or better yet, a private jet. She’ll take their money for shopping BEFORE she even boards the plane. She’ll even accept their five star hotel room accomadations. THEN she won’t ‘perform’ for her johns.
Case in point, the Plum Miami article. Negotiate all the perks, the airfaire, transportation, hotel rooms in the penthouse, etc. Then fail to do as you promised and/or contracted to do, namely the interview to go with that idiotic photoshoot.
I honestly wouldn’t put it past her. That is her M.O. afterall.
To all the sane people trying to reason with @ Innocent. Save your breath. You know the old adage: ‘You can’t reason with an irrational person’. It applies here. Oh, and have a cracktini. They’re delish!
@ Madisyn – Yeah, I think you’re right about her (non) trip to St. Tropez. Her high $$ johns must’ve caught on.
Maybe they read the article about that Austrian money-dude who paid her to attend that “ball” with him. Remember, she took his money and no showed. TYPICAL. (I think there was talk about him suing her for remuneration. And as soon as someone explains to her what that is, she’ll deny – AS ALWAYS.)
@ bellaluna, I forgot about that dude. Just another case in point. This is absolutely her M.O., the useless, lazy, piece of shit.
I pray the judge is keeping her eye on Blohan’s cracknanigans, especially after this weekend, after she just told Blohan, ‘do your CS’. I see we haven’t taken the judges suggestion to heart.
@Madisyn- I know it’s impossible to reason with @Innocent. I just lost it over Amy, you know?
Seriously, @Innocent sounds like me when I’m not on my meds. I think I’m being reasonable and rational, and my every thought is pure logic, but I’m just a rambling idiot. I also repeat myself on an endless loop trying to get people to see my deluded way of thinking. That’s when I end up in the hospital. Maybe someone should have her committed. It’s not healthy to be obsessed with people who break the law and then think it’s an, “INJUSTICE!”
And people think I’m crazy. Go figure.
@Quest
Have an Oxy crackscotti with your cracktini. They are DELISH.
@Everyone Else
Even by my last year in college I had raelly cut down my partying. I graduated at 21, and after three months of working a real job, real partying was gone from my life, except for a very, very few occasions.
And, she has ZERO hobbies. None. Except for steal- errrr shopping and clubbing. B.O.R.I.N.G.
First off, pass the damn cracktails! I just done with a crappy drive that should have taken 6 hrs and took over 8. Pass the cracktails and no one gets hurt.
I saw these pics two days ago and have been waiting for them to show up here all weekend. She looks like a drunk damn crackie in those pics with Parasite. The Cracken!
OK, had a giant Margarita and a shot of tequila…much better now.
Ahhh, cracktails, I raise my glass to my fellow lovely crackgaters all!!!
Sam Ronson was arrested for DUI in Baker, CA. Wonder what Blohan has to say about it? You know the peanut gallery will have SOMETHING to say about this.
@ Original Tiffany – *passes Cracktini* That should do it!
@ Madisyn – Yeah, you know there’ll be some crack-tweets tonight. Should be fun!
@Innocent
“For the last time i am not Dina just a Lindsay fan that thinks the articles on here are funny.”
Funny?!
Wow.
Yes, I’m sure you will laugh and laugh when she’s dead. You can start wearing black now regardless, you know. It’s pretty much always in fashion.
2 immature girls desperate for attention
I’m sure Samantha will show how something like this should be handled. What annoys me is apparently she was just a hair’s breadth over the legal limit. And she’s probably got a fairly high tolerance. I bet she had no clue.
And what worries me……surely she isn’t really 102lbs??
🙁
Et her behavior will be an interesting contrast to lilo’s. It’s her first offense far as I know, and she was released to herself. Does that mean she was allowed to drive herself home?
AHHHH This is going to be great when they fall out again! Drinks thrown, scraps at the bars.. Can’t wait!
Also….major rotfl at Michael K’s second reason why this was stupid: Sam might get stuck in lilo’s alcohol ed class! Is Sam trying to get stalked again?
Hahahahahaha!!
Reality TV Gold; Paris and Lindsay, crack-ers forever.
I know this is a radical idea, but maybe she didn’t go to St. Tropez because–wait for it–the probation department said no? Maybe because she did the Yes Judge in court then went back out partying and has made absolutely no effort toward furthering her CS, they just said, Sorry, HoBag, you’re staying in town. I know it seems implausible that A) they would not cowtow to her every whim and B) she would pay attention to their rules, but…it’s just a thought.
@ Boo
Great point. The reason I didn’t even consider this is because when she was on ‘formal’ probation, she was suppose to stay in CA only, yet they let her go to NY to ‘see family’. Of course, she did everything but. Was photographed coming out of bars, falling down in front of bars, dragging 17 year old Ali to and from bars, etc.
Again, you made an excellent point. My theories are somewhat plausible too. Leave it to Blohan to make plans, public statements and THEN ask probation, who in turn said ‘no’. Loves it!
Could be the difference between domestic & international travel, too. You know she has had a lot of trouble with people setting her up by stealing her passport. If it happened in Cannes, why, it could happen in St. Tropez, too! The French have it in for her! They just want to use her to make money! How does one say “Move that cone, I’m Lindsay Lohan” in French?
On the topic of the dreadful duo, have ya’ll read this one today?
http://ca.eonline.com/news/the_awful_truth/blind_vice_sloppy_sluts_unite/255624
@ Leigh
Thanks, I did go and read it. Nothin new though. I wonder, do we have to wait for the weekend for another Parasite and Blohan article?
i think parris hilton and lindsley lohan .. both are gross !!! they both are wayyy too skinny !!! and they both DO LOOK LIKE CRACK HEADS … FOR REAL …what man would ever be interested in either one of them ??? only for the money and maybe a way to love up in the social ladder .. what kind of socoail ladder .. i dont know .. to meet other people .. that maybe they could get something out of ?? who knows .. anyway .. they both are UGLY !!! as well as stupid