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Why Nicole..look at Cage. I had no idea who he was..or was suppose to be. It looks like one of those old Romance posters.
Bad.. bad…bad
Um, is it just me or Nic Cage’s face of greater concern here? I didn’t even recognize that was supposed to be him.
I didn’t know it was Niicolas Cage until I read the name. Ha… I still don’t believe it’s him!
I almost agree with everything Katie (# 2) said (I mean I knew it was Nicolas Cage — I just wasn’t sure).
About Kidman — I don’t think it looks that bad. If anything they (whoever photoshopped this) made her look almost human. Her candid pictures are a way more frightening, I tell you.
I see that Gigadet dude is in this movie as well…so I think I’ll skip this one (he’s one of the celebrities I want to punch in the face for some reason) considering I’ll have to endure him anyway when I get to see Priest (missed it in the theater, bummer!).
I’m with everyone else on this one. Kidman is at least recognizable, but Cage? Looks like he is on steroids, he is so puffy.
I thought Cage was a horribly made-up Kevin Costner.
I can take Nicole’s face, but WTF with Nic Cage’s? Jeez. Way to scare people away from the movie.
Um, maybe instead of photo shopping Nicole Kidman so much they should work on photoshopping Nic Cage to look a little more like Ryan Gosling or Jon Hamm…
I didn’t recognize Nicole at first – now I see it – but it hardly looks like her! And I thought the guy was Harrison Ford. Even after reading Cage’s name, I kept looking for Ford’s name somewhere. That can’t be him!
Well they photochopped her third lip out…but that’s all I can detect. It’s Nic Cage that looks super strange.
Ok, I just put my fingers over the top part of his face covering his eyes and most of his nose and if you just look at his mouth, it looks like him. He has an unusual mouth. I think it is the eyes with the big glasses that make him look like someone else. Just my opinion. 😉
I thought it was Frank Langella! What on EARTH!?
looks good
Yeah I didnt recognize Cage at all and Nicole looks good all the time. Candids especially
I had the same thought – forget Nicole, who the heck is that guy supposed to be!
Nicole looks more like Naomi Watts in the poster.
that’s the worst movie poster I ever seen… Nicole is ok, no so bad… But Nicolas??? bad photoshop… and is so weird because they spent a lot of money making that movie… I love Nicole Kidman but with that poster I’m not sure if I wanna watch the movie now.
I had seen this poster before and had the same response…that’s Nicolas Cage?!
worst. movie. poster. ever.
They photo-shopped the Kidman into Roseanna Arquette.
I had NO idea this was Nic Cage with her. Very used to seeing Kidman’s face jacked from excessive botox/photoshop, but wow…
I really thought it was Chevy Chase. For real.
Oh, good. Over three months of marriage and we’re still using “Waity.” Thank goodness THAT hasn’t changed. *eyeroll*
I thought it was Kristen Wiig. Look. IT IS!
WTH? I could tell it was Nicole but JC, I thought who is that with her. I had to look at the poster to figure it out and still not sure.
Wow, Nicole looks almost…human! 😛
But never mind Nicole, what about Nicolas! Holy toledo! What happened to him? I didn’t even know it was him until I saw the credits. Geez. Train wreck much? o_O
Where is the love for Nic? Honestly, I think you people misunderstand him.
Simple, her face was hijacked by Rosanna Arquette of the 90s.
How sad is it for Kidman to be in his film? He’s a total, cartoon-character actor, and Nicole has talent. First, she’s in a movie with Adam Sandler and Aniston, and now this? What next? A film with Kevin James, playing his love interest in Mall Cop 2? She can’t be this desperate.
well I did not recognize either one – they both look bad but Cage is super bad – is this some type of horror movie?
It’s funny to read the comments about Nic Cage. I, too, couldn’t figure out who it was at first look. At first I thought Liam Neeson, but the Frank Langella comment is spot on.
Darn. Kidman and Cage in the same movie. Two reasons not to see it. On an objective note, what a rotten movie poster. The movie and image say absolutely nothing about what the movie’s about. Doesn’t generate any interest in it at all.
Personally I think the bigger issue is why is Nicole co-starring with Nick Cage?
Aww. I love David Bowie and Iman together. They make such a hot couple. Could we have David Bowie and Iman for Hot Girl/Hot Guy Friday? Pretty please?
I didn’t even realize that was Nicolas Cage. O.o;
Ever seen the Nick Cage as Everyone blog photoshops? That’s what this picture reminds me of. It’s like someone photoshopped his face into someone else’s picture.
louiset- Word. I’m not sure how much longer people can claim Kidman is A-list. Remember how she had that minor role in that recent Adam Sandler movie?.. Just Go With It? Sandler movies are already horrible in my opinion but Nicole’s role was embarassing to the point of being painful.
Wait a second, maybe she’s the new Nic Cage. She just does whatever she wants! Damned the critics!
@Cherry Rose – SECOND!!
OMG, I can’t believe that Nicole actually has made a movie with Nicolas Cage… come on, she’s so talented. why she’s doing this to her career? She was brilliant in Rabbit Hole, she doesn’t need to make this horrible movie.
It looks like she’s holding a decapitated head that resembles Nicolas Cage.
The 10 best beards link was about actual beards. Lmao. Step away from the gossip. Oye!
I guess they want to make him look like her dad? I see that she was younged up a little but he looks ancient. What is ther age difference here? Two years? Age appropriate or older woman younger man couples aren’t allowed in Hollywood.
I thought that was Harrison Ford, not Nic Cage.
Is it a remake of this?:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0Lv0DCaRpc
Nicole looks fine…Nicholas Cage looks like total crap. Death warmed over.
@novaraen: “Well they photochopped her third lip out…but that’s all I can detect.”
hee hee! third lip 🙂
I thought Nic Cage was Harrison Ford too. LOL! Also, when did Nicole Kidman de-age to her early 20’s?
Scout, I kept looking for Harrison Ford’s name in the credits too. Even re-read the article. He was so good looking a decade ago, just before he got with Lisa Marie if I remember right. WTF happened?
Oh my god I’m more frightened of Nic Cage then of anything else. Is he supposed to be the hero in the movie? He looks like leather face … I’d expect the plot of the movie to be “three men break into the house of a serial killer and are murdered”
Ohmy GOODness! Forget Nic, I’m concerned about Nic! I know I read the headline but I too thought that was Harrison Ford at first then Angelina’s daddy (or whoever played Nicolas Cage’s dad in National Treasure). WOW!
Rebecca De Mornay!
Glad to see I’m not the only one thinking Cage looks worse than Kidman in the poster. Hell, not just in the poster – Cage is the posterboy for bad plastic surgery (and crazy, poorly named kids, and bad spending habits, and …)
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